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12462343 No.12462343 [Reply] [Original]

What will everyone be drinking tonight?
>Whiskey!
>Bourbon!
>Gin and tonic!
>Vodka shots!
>Stouts!

and now that the children have ordered, what will the adults be having?

>> No.12462345

>>12462343
semen

>> No.12462346

.

>> No.12462351

Whisky.

>> No.12462352

>>12462343
I'll have an old fashioned

>> No.12462358

OP‘s mouth around my cock. And make it double.

>> No.12462395
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>>12462343
I'll have one 5th of November please.
>2 parts Absinthe
>1 part melon liqueur
>fill with /sips
>garnish with whipped cream
>mint sprig
Expecto patronum

>> No.12462401
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>>12462343
For me, it's Talisker 10

>> No.12462402
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>>12462343
Black coffee.

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>>12462343
>OP doesn't have drinking friends and is the loner who judges others while he quietly sips drink in the corner of the bar.

>> No.12462415

>>12462343
>what will the adults be having?
Whiskey!
Bourbon!
Gin and tonic!
Vodka shots!
Stouts!

>> No.12462861

>OP immediately goes to jail for serving minors
Thread over before it even began.

>> No.12462900

A nice Añejo tequila

>> No.12462915

>>12462343
water

>> No.12462928
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>>12462343
I'll have an organic micro brewery IPA

>> No.12462931

>>12462343
W A T E R

>> No.12462944

>>12462343
>Local bartender arrested for letting children into his establishment and serving them hard liquor

>> No.12462974

>>12462343
i don't drink hard alcohol right now so i take champagne shots for my shift drink.

>> No.12463019

>>12462974
>Champagne shots
Imagine being this level alcoholic

>> No.12463036

>>12463019
that's pretty low level, there's barely any alcohol in champagne, let alone a shot

>> No.12463040

>>12463019
i make flavored hotdogs for boomers you would be drunk all day too

>> No.12463043

>>12463036
maybe he means because the "bubbles make it go to your head faster"

>> No.12463052

I'll take a Manhattan, Rye whiskey, slightly more vermouth than standard. Hold the cherry garnish unless you've got Griottines cherries available.

>> No.12463057

>>12462343

Scotch on the rocks.

You meant to say IPA not stout. IPAs are for children.

>> No.12463066

>>12463043
No, I definitely meant because only an alcoholic beyond repair would be taking “shots” of champagne.

>> No.12463074

>>12462900
Pretty based. What's your go to?

>> No.12463159

>>12463057
Beer that has a bitter bite and high abv is for children? That seems weird.

>> No.12463164

>>12462346
You're a dumb bitch.

>> No.12463171

>>12463052
cringe

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>>12463171

>> No.12463201

>>12462343
soda water with lime, please.

>> No.12463214

>>12463201
Based.
*kisses you on the mouth*

>> No.12463293

>>12463074
I'm a cheap man. Centenario, Cazadores, and El Jimador have good anejos for the price.

>> No.12463347

What's wrong with stouts?

>> No.12463454

>this thing is currently popular but i don't like it and am an insecure person, therefore other people shouldn't be enjoying it

>> No.12463469

Grain alcohol and rainwater.

>> No.12463482

I'll take your finest $1 8% tallboy. Preferably a Natty Daddy, served in a wine glass.

>> No.12463489

the highest alcohol% vile putrid undrinkable shit you stock, whether in the bar or the garage.

>> No.12463865

Couple of pints of lagers and shots of Fernet please!

>> No.12464882

>>12463159
That's why stouts aren't for children.

>> No.12466471

>>12462343
Iced water and thinking about making some sleepy tea.

>> No.12466491

>>12462343
Baiju

>> No.12466511

>>12462343

Bourbon, Woodford if you got it, neat.

If this asshole next to me owes me a drink though (and he probably does), what scotch do you have?

>> No.12466525

>>12466511
cool

>> No.12466738

>>12462343
Retard.

>> No.12466747
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12466747

If you have yet to ascend to the glory that is bumwine, I don't want to know you.

>> No.12468219

>>12462343
I'll drink whatever I want and glass whoever criticizes me, u fuckin faux masculine fags

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12468241

Some Victory Gin my good man! Long live the Party!

>> No.12468276

>>12462358
Holy shit do u have 2 cocks

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>>12462343
>caring about and judging what other people enjoy

>> No.12468296

>>12462343
>tfw you realize that some people have adopted the aesthetic of "ironically bad bait"

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>>12462343
i'll start with a bud heavy pls

>> No.12468514

Mexican Coke

>> No.12468554

A flaming moe

>> No.12469280

>>12462944
>>12462915
I'm a bartender in Japan and the age restriction is more of a guide than a hard limit.
If someone's obviously 17 or 18 we just give a wink and say "hey you're 20, right?".
And no-one ever checks ID anyway

>> No.12469289

blue moon draft please.
in two hours when I have had about 6 of these things I'll take an irish car bomb to push me over the edge

>> No.12469295

>>12462343
Old Milwaukee to accompany my falafel, rice and sauteed peppers and onions, my good man.

>> No.12469337

>>12469280
Here in my state you're supposed to card any customer who looks under 40. And if a cop see that you're not carding people who look under 40, they're able to give you a citation and if you do it again they can bust you with a few thousand $$ fine.

Not even for making illegal sales, just for not carding people who are under 40.

>> No.12469347

>>12469337


Based god fearing Americans.

>> No.12469357

>>12468219
Based irate poster

>> No.12469383

>>12462343
3 margaritas, all for me.

>> No.12469395

>>12466747
I can't even imagine how terrible the hangover from this swill would be. The bottle and colors make it look nice though.

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>>12466747
But that's not Wild Irish Rose.

However, when it comes to bum wine, there can only be one choice: Cisco.