/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12460580
for me, it's mcchicken haters

For me it is the McChicken

>>12460580
electric ranges

>>12460777
trips confirm

>>12460777
>electric range takes 15 minutes to heat up
>mfw

>>12460823
based disgruntled toadposter

people who put their ketchup in the refrigerator

When somebody tries to make me eat green vegetables and it isn't a Tuesday.

People who order the single QPC when the double exists

users just being rude in general. being a good cook isnt lording over others, its about offering constructive healthy criticism, why are we always so mad at each other all the time? fuck man.

That all of Arby's other sandwiches are incredibly inferior to their standard beef & cheddar melt. I could genuinely eat them for days and not get tired of them; they have the meats, and I have the shits, but OH is it worth it.

>>12461355
you're too good for this website.
have a (You), my friend.

>>12460580
Post a picture of a pretty girl

>>12460823
>tfw live in a 2 million dollar house
>have electric range
i hate my kitchen god DAMNIT

>>12461355
I doubt somebody still stuck on second ed could understand.

>>12461355
Lol everyone get a load of this candy ass

>>12461348
Or you could just do the survey to get get BOGO for 2 QPC for the price of one.

>>12460777
This, this, so much this

>>12461348
>fat shit being triggered by people with restraint
checks out

>>12460580
>niggers in the back made the burger all lopsided

>>12461348
The second patty totally ruins the delicate balance of the bread, meat and ketchup. The cheese and onion isn't so badly effected, but the overall flavor profile is simply not up the optimal Quarter Pounder experience. If you really want to have two, get to single Quarter Pounders. Do not have an inferior quality Quarter Pounder for the sake of extra meat.

>>12460580
>What triggers /ck/'s autism?
Varkfags and Veganfags.

>>12461429
>2 million dollar house
>can’t afford new kitchen appliances
Holy kek you must be retarded

>>12460580
Picky eaters, zoomers, and /pol/eddit shitposters. Also cats around food, generals, and mod-approved e-celeb shilling.

>>12460580
People who go to eat Asian food and get pissed when they're given chopsticks.

overcooking the scrambled eggs

Stupid fastfood chains mascots.
Here's Jeff Bridges promoting for Burger King.

>>12461506
I think people who complain when they're not given chopsticks are funnier. You just know they're the type who think they're authentic bigshots for knowing how to use them.

people who order too much food and don't eat it all

>>12462000
>Order a lot of food
>"Eh, not as hungry as I thought"
>Take it home for roommate
>He's happy, I'm happy
>Life good

>>12461483
my municipality doesn't allow gas installation, only electric
kiss my ass poorshit

>>12460580
Pre chopped fruit and veggies

>>12460580
/ck/

>>12460580
Oversalting rice

for me its not cleaning a kitchen as you work.

>>12460580
being called a soy gets people* triggered here.
*reddit

>>12460580
Biting my tongue when I chew

>>12460580

having to twirl the spaghetti on the fork just perfectly, every time.
when the bread size doesn't match the deli meat/cheese size.
Washing my hands 5 times just to make a sandwich.
Cucumber sandwiches.
The mouthfeel of celery.
The mouthfeel of raw cauliflower.
The sound of shoving a cardboard tube into another cardboard tube.
Drinking slushies and there's like 10 straw holes at the bottom.
Deconstructed salads (also those gay food boquets).

>>12461355
>users

>>12462706
>regardless of wealth you still have a shitty electric

>>12461355
based wholesome poster

>>12460580
Ketchup,
People who defend fast food,
Starbucks,
Women

>>12462706
All that money and you still cant buy what you want

>>12461348
I, too, used to be a fatty with no self restraint. I've since learned the value of portion control and have felt better about my life ever since.

>>12461355
I don't cook, though. I'm just here for the vib, if that matters.

>>12462095
>roommate

>>12460580
Several things I've noticed that normies and boomers do. Firstly is electric ranges. Good Lord they're awful. "But fire is dangerous!" Fuck you.

The second is that boomers seem to be afraid of knives. My mother cooked with a steak knife my entire life growing up. She didnt teach me to cook. When I was in university I taught myself to cook, got quite confident. Bought myself a decent chef knife. One time she came to my apartment and was extremely shocked by how large, sharp and "dangerous" that 8-inch knife was. I've met a lot of older people like this and it baffles me. People talk about millennials being sheltered but god damn.

The other thing is people who dismiss properly brewed tea. "Wow Anon that seems like a lot of work for some leaf juice, I just put a tea bag in some water for a few minutes, and I gotta make sure to add my sugar! Haha what's the difference anyway?" Just die in a fire.

>>12460580
>brunch

alcohol threads

>>12461348
I'd rather get 2 singles than 1 double

People who dip their nuggets/tendies in ketchup.

>>12460580
overcooked eggs and coconut. about it.