/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12461006
>living anywhere near the PNW let alone the west coast in general

>>12461016
I live in Virginia

>>12461031
>living in virginia

Fuck this board you faggots

>>12461031
>Unironically "living" in "Virginia
>Not living in the moment instead

>>12461006
just use instacart with your local grocery store and accept the fact that some dipshit will occassionally get you the wrong brand of yogurt or whatever.

>>12462058
this

I pay $25 a month for unlimited deliveries, and on saturday night my wife and her son wanted ice cream so we had them deliver ice cream at 9pm. was good times.

is increasingly isolating people from their communities and world at large some sort of plot or is it just that burgers can't be bothered to break out the electric scooters anymore?

>>12462171
You don’t have grocery delivery in your country? Where do you live?

>>12462171
I was not expecting soy in your response... can you ship over the manager for me?

>>12462171

Shopping for groceries is for women. Seeing as how I dont have one of those, I prefer to pay the $20 a month to have someone else waste 3 hours buying all my food and driving it to me and then when they show up I give them a $5 tip to put it all in the fridge/pantry and then also have them take the trash out but when theyre done I ask them to stay and talk to me because I dont talk to many people

>>12462171
everyone is busy working 60+ hours a week

>>12462262
>working 60+ hours a week

What?! That’s insane!! How is that legal??!!!

USA really is 3rd world shithole

>>12462270
and only 2 weeks vacation for the entire year

>>12461006
Why do you worry about the noise?
Do you have something illegal in your house?

>>12461006
>we are fucked

good god I hope so, im tired of this virginity

>>12462270
>you mean some people in your country are actually ALLOWED to be highly productive?
>bring down the patriarchy!

>>12461016
>Living east of the Rockies

>>12462388
>productive
>slaving away for 60+ hours a week
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>12462443

>>12461016
Eat shit flatlander

>>12462082
Does your bull allow you to use your credit card? How progressive!

>>12462388
You do know that at least 25 of those 60 """work hours" are spent either on social networks or bathroom breaks and stuff like that.

>>12462239
>>12462203
>>12462188
>>12462262
>>12462324
>>12462388

t. degenerates

>>12463045

Im 6 and a half hours into my work day and I havent done anything besides nap and post on 4 chan all day.

>>12462388
Number of hours worked has nothing to do with productivity.
It's just more hours worked.

>>12462171
I have a fear of brown people and can't find a white girl to touch me, so I do in fact isolate myself indoors while posting frogs and black and white cartoons on cooking boards.

>>12463060
livin the dream man

>>12462171
>not getting your groceries delivered

What kind of third world country do you live in? Doing it all online means I get more choice than most supermarkets, don't have to deal with boomer retards blocking the aisles, and some nice wagie brings it up all the stairs for me. It only takes a few minutes to go through my favourites list and fill the basket.

>>12463060
Pretty similar situation, done very little today. I’m sitting on a golf cart inside of a building and shitposting. Get off work in an hour

I don't trust the grocery store employees to pick out the fresh meat, veggies, fruit etc

>>12464136
Yep, been at work since 9am, have done jack shit, and took a 2 hour lunch. It is 2:02 pm now.

>>12464139
Cashiers in all grocery stores are universally under age high schoolers, college students who give no fucks, and fuck ups in life

The butchers and produce people in the back of all but the most bottom barrel discount stores tend to actually be pretty knowledgeable and usually actually care about the product.

If they constantly are putting out bad shit the store becomes known as the store with rotting meat and veggies.

Plus the return policy is still the same and grocery stores make it extremely easy to return bad food if its within a week.

>>12464159
in my area they only hire seniors to do anything besides stock shelves

>>12461016
>being this much of an autist
I'm glad this board never changes

>>12462171
I get most stuff delivered because I live in the city and don't have a car. I would never do grocery delivery for non-perishable foods because I like cooking but it makes sense to have someone lug back cases of beer, cans of beans, toilet paper, etc to my doorstep

>>12461031
Va all day. Two up two down. Represent

>>12464749
I live in vagina, but don’t understand this reference

>>12462443
>living west of the Mississippi

>>12464817
>>12464749
Nvm I got it now

>>12464835
based hillbilly retard genius

why not just drive your fat ass to the grocery store?

>>12462171
https://twitter.com/holbornlolz/status/1137774882555604993?s=21

Not sure what OP is talking about unless Amazon fulfillment just do stuff retarded at his location. I tried the pantry thing once(because it was free) and my 10 items came in one big box. Everything from detergent to canned food to a bag of chips. Shitty thing is Amazon tried to automatically sign me up for the next month. Had to manually opt out a couple different times to avoid some dumb fee.

>>12464139
I use Instacart for almost all my groceries ($8.25/month free unlimited delivery) and don't have issues. When you pick out the groceries on the site you are given the option to choose a specific replacement and/or write out instructions. You get a text when they start shopping for you and can keep an eye on each item they pick out through the website or app. When they replace something you get an option to approve, refund, or change what they picked out. You can also message/text them directly, and they will often text you first if the store doesn't have quite what you asked for. As for freshness, I've had few disappointments in several years. If you unpack the groceries and something is broken, not fresh, incorrect quantity for what you were charged or some other problem, you can contact customer service and get your money back without pushback.

>>12464995
This sounds much more convenient than buying shit for yourself like an adult

>>12465076
>Maturity is shopping for your groceries yourself instead of paying a wage slave $5.00 to do it for you and follow your shopping list exactly
Could go either way, really.

>>12464995
this is just fucking lame.
honestly, I guess it get it if youre really busy . . .
maybe its my personality - I just don't like having people do shit for me.

>>12462171
Yes

>>12465076
I guess that just depends on your situation. I found out about it when I was stuck in a wheelchair, and I needed someone to bring my groceries to the door. I kept getting delivery, because it turned out to be extremely convenient. Most of the time I just pick out what I want and don't worry about the additional measures unless I'm counting on them to bring me certain things. Like someone else said, if for nothing else, it's great for getting someone else to bring you heavy non-perishables especially when it's over 110ºF. It also minimizes being around shitskins, so I like that.

>>12462171
the electric scooters are back in full force in portland. seemed like a shit idea the first time but here we are

>>12464868
>why not just drive your fat ass to the grocery store?
Why not just have it delivered like someone living in a first world nation?

>>12465198
Well dude obviously having a physical issue changes things. Cant blame you for trying it after you had to use it

>>12465096
Youre also hoping a wage slave can pick out what you would prefer in fresh meats, fruits, veggies, breads etc. Maybe you have a different standard than I do, but Im gonna bet the 19 year old waiting to get off work and get high/play Fortnite and I wouldnt pick out the same produce

>>12464206
Yea but who cares about the suburbs and rural areas

>>12461016
>being a fly over

>>12465245
>Youre also hoping a wage slave can pick out what you would prefer in fresh meats, fruits, veggies, breads etc
You tell them what you want. You tell them, "I want 1lb. 95% lean ground beef from the meat counter" and that's what they grab. It's not like you say "I want 1 lb. of meat and 3 lbs. of fruits and vegetables" and they just grab whatever they want.

>>12462171
Going to grocery stores is jarring, disturbing, and overloading. Their interiors are designed to attack your field of vision no matter where you turn, so that you give them money. This is why people get shoppers vertigo. Much better to just pick a few items on a list on my phone.

>>12461031
Amazon fresh delivers in Va? Is it the city areas only?

>>12462388
>highly productive

I work 40 hours a week, about most of that is spent staring blankly at a computer screen waiting for some idiot to send an email. Working long hours =/= being productive.