/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Homemade raisin cookies and coffee

Coffee with a dash of whiskey. Might have an egg in a bit.

>>12452330
i skip breakfast

>>12452330
is that bacon?
is that EVOO?
is that your awesome music choice?
is that all your labels turned to the camera?

>>12452330
box of cheezits and weed

>>12452330
Delicata-Frittata

I had three scrambled eggs with some ham and cheddar cheese and a cup of coffee.

>>12452340
The music on display was definitely intentional, but not the rest.

>>12452338
based.

i usually do too, but I stayed up late last night so I got hungry much earlier than usual.

>>12452337
fucking degenerate

>>12452367

What's activated your almonds? You a vegan or something? Nothing wrong with an egg every now and then pal.

>>12452374
not a vegan, i just hate degenerate alkies. no one fucking needs whiskey in the morning.

>>12452332
Honestly this would be great if I was in a rush.

>>12452338
Really anon, you shouldn't. Breakfast is my favorite type of meal.

>>12452346
Looks tasty!

>>12452349
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>12452349
>>12452379
already ate it anon. but here's what's left of my coffee.

>>12452378

Who said I needed it? Just adds a bit of zip on a Saturday morning.

Don't tell me you never tried cherry beer with a big brekkie? Best thing you can have to cut through fatty bacon and eggs and whatnot, and you can get it at like 2% alcohol so it's really just fruit juice.

You need to stop being so afraid anon.

>>12452391
Silly alkie trying to justify its choice.

>>12452394

Typical tank who thinks a glass of wine with lunch means you've got a mental disease

>>12452330
A liter of Diet Mtn Dew and half a pack of Pall Mall Blue, other wise known as the Breakfast of Champions.

>>12452398
stop trying to justify your alcoholism and get help anon. we believe in you.

>>12452337
Mmmm whiskey, I'm gonna have to join you, anon.

>>12452344
That's not very healthy, but I may have to join you here in a moment.

What a beautiful Saturday, anons! I hope yours goes well wherever you are!

Cheers

>>12452330
What griddle is that? Do u like it?

>>12452379
burnt eggs/10

>>12452589
Not really, it's Teflon and was scratched up by prior roommates as well as my girlfriend. I've had to teach her the scrubby side of the sponge is not for nonstick.

>>12452330
2 whataburgers jr. and an ice tea

>>12452446
what a collection of vices you have, you must have a lot of pain to hide.
>50 proof whiskey at noon
moses smell the roses

>>12452616
Eh, a couple spots were a little browned, but honestly it's the best thing I've eaten all week. The bacon was the most disappointing, it was a tad salty. The child approved, but she's biased - eggs are her favorite food.

>>12452500
What app is that?

>>12452629

Never trust anyone with no obvious vices. They're hiding something terrible.

>>12452330
The patricians choice

>>12452653

>cake for breakfast

America, you have to stop

>>12452654
its called a muffin you nigger

>>12452629
>50 proof whiskey
>97 and 90 proof

Uhh, sorry, what?

>>12452674

Fun fact: they renamed it muffin because back in the day, yanks had enough self-respect to think eating cake for breakfast was bad, unlike today's lardos. So they named it after a savoury British breakfast treat.

It's fucking cake you utter mong.

>>12452674
Yeah its still a fucking cake. Why the fuck would any normal civilized person eat a 400+ calorie pure carb bomb for breakfast (Thats not including that coffee that probably has 150-200cal of whitener and sugar)

It makes my stomach churn

>>12452636
Google Play Music, which is going away aparrantly

>>12452654
based eurotard

>>12452629
50 proof wiskey isnt a thing and would be extremely low alcohol content you fat dumb homo

>>12452687
So don't eat that then, and let people enjoy what they want. It's not a hard concept to understand.

>>12452748

So how fat are you, Cletus? Do you sweat when you eat?

>>12452330
I’m making cinnamon rolls with orange & lemon icing.

>>12452330
So cringy that you used another camera to show your shitty playlist

>>12452684
>>12452687
>>12452782
imagine being so jealous of america you have to talk shit about what I eat for breakfast to cope. by the way, Im gonna go through a drive thru for dinner later and Ill be thinking about how shitty Europe cannot do what Im doing

>>12453152

>implying Europeans can't buy muffins

We chose not to, tubby.

For me, It's a big bowl of fruit loops and a big bowl of weed. While watching some R&M (Rick and Morty for the uninitiated). Perfect way to start a weekend :^)

>>12453175
>i have to feel good
>i have to feel good
>i have to feel good
>i have to feel good

>>12452809
Stuck the landing.

>>12453152
Going through the drive through cause you are are to fat and lazy to get in and out of your car more than twice a day

>>12453315

>cake with cum on it

Ok

>>12453315
Gonna go play EoSD now

>>12453478
Ok. I don’t know what that means but ok.

>>12453443
It’s a cinnamon roll not a cake. ...and there is orange, lemon, vanilla, and southern comfort mixed in with that cum.

>>12455038

Looks fucking minging. Southern comfort is the worst alcoholic beverage I the planet.

Enjoy your fucking cake.

>>12452330
>>12452351
>i keeps it classy
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>12452684
>>12452687
actually it isn't. a cake is made by creaming eggs and sugar together and then making a batter. a muffin is a type of quick bread.

>eating bacon
>cooking with teflon
enjoy your cancer

>>12452330
what's the point of having crunchy broccoli in your omelette? fuck off

My assistant baker showed up 4 hours late on the biggest baking day of the week, so I stopped on the way home for a sausage egg and cheese sandwich and a slice of cake, then went the fuck to sleep.

>>12453380
go eat your 5 different kinds of salted pork in your "english breakfast" NIgel. The men will be enjoying a nice McGriddle and a McCafe and a McFreedomBurger.

>>12453175
anyone know this nigga's intelligence quotient?

>>12452969
Actually it's my old phone that I use for music in the car or around the house so I can conserve power on my main phone. My girlfriend was using it until we upgraded her to a Pixel 3 for 50/% off purchase price.

>>12455612
Go back to /pol/, nobody wants you here.

>>12457378
What makes you think he's from /pol/?

>>12455826
>My ass

>>12455612
What made you so upset with him?

>>12455625
>a muffin is a type of quick bread

No it isn't you idiot. Read a recipe and stop talking shit. Aside from anything else there's no fucking yeast in a muffin.

>>12452379
looks like shit

>>12452687
Why does it matter? I have an 18 BMI and some fatass European needs to constantly bitch about their health

>>12452653
That's nice. I had a light and sweet coffee, a cigarette, a couple bowl hits, then I threw a couple fried eggs on a Kaiser roll I had.

>>12452330
30g extra thicc double cream spread on top of weetabix, with a light dusting of sugar (5g), and 100ml of milk

>>12452653
>not eating a sultana scone with jam and clotted cream
fucking pleb tier

>>12452330
>>popov

based

>>12452351
Is that movie bacon?

>>12452654
but most euros eat fucking sweets for breakfast

>>12452379
>if i was in a rush
typing out a sentence like that + the pic paint a very grim picture of you as a person

>>12453315
Audrey stop you're drunk

>>12452385
coffee looks watery, mug looks dirty

>>12452330
Is that pan real? It looks like a flat image on top of a stovetop

>>12460832
It was my roommate's who no longer lives with us since we moved two weeks ago. Not even sure what I'm gonna do with it honestly.

>>12460850
No? Winston's or something like that

>>12461685
Responding with this kind of a response says a lot about who YOU are as a person. Get help anon.

>>12461872
Yep, it is a Farberware square flat nonstick griddle on a flat electric stovetop.

>>12459304
Hey I'm no professional, but the girlfriend and child were quite pleased with it.

>>12460866

>I have never been to Europe and I never will because I don't have a passport and I'm too fat to fit in one plane seat

>>12462307
why does "get help" get thrown around so often these days? you some kind of psychological mastermind, analysing peoples mental health through one sentence lol

>>12462313
sure, reel when you're found out. Almost all western european countries that matter eat pastries and shit for breakfast.

>>12463086

No they don't. You're retarded. Most northern countries eat some variety of meat + eggs+ cheese. Southern countries have coffee, croissants or bread.

You're stupid.

>>12463091
>western countries that matter
>scandinavians
hmmmm

>>12463086

Maybe I should add some fucking haribo to this so you can enjoy it, child?

for me, it's overcooked microwave oatmeal

>>12463100

>I know literally nothing about Europe

Hmmm

>>12452446
that looks fun minus the adderall. yuck. take something that goes well with the alcohol and weed like painkillers or something you nerd.