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12453874 No.12453874 [Reply] [Original]

How old were you when you realized soda was turning you gay? Did you quit drinking it, or keep going? Where are you now, if you kept it up?
For me, it's cool crisp water, and I have Pride in my straight lifestyle. No filthy "soda"mites in our house.

>> No.12453898
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>>12449107

>> No.12453900

>>12453874
I'm sure your parents have "pride" in their failure of a son

>> No.12453912

>>12453900
Oh they do, because 1) I don't drink soda, and 2) I don't put my penis in other men's poop-holes. If I did either of those things, my parents would probably disown me, and I agree with them! How are your parents, anon? Still together, still support you?

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>>12453874
SMASH HOMO-CAPITALISM

SEIZE THE MEANS OF NATURAL PRODUCTION

SIP NECTOR OF MOTHER EARTHS FACISM

ECOFASCISM NOW !

>> No.12453929

>>12453874
>carbonated prune juice
pretty gay

>> No.12453973

>>12453929
Is that actually what it is? I thought it was just a brand of cola.

>> No.12454126

>>12453973
It is cola, but prune juice is one of the "23 secret flavorings" of Dr. Pepper.

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>>12453874
Why did they even think this advertising would work? I really doubt even the gays like this.

>> No.12454157

>>12454150
I'm gay and I don't drink soda or know what "vers" means.

>> No.12454159

>>12453874
You're a faggot, OP. Not as bad as the flaming cum sharters you made seethe, but still.

>> No.12454162

>>12454157
There ya go. Already the advertising has failed.
Someone post the comic

>> No.12454163

>>12454157
I'm straight and not familiar with gay lingo, but given the context, I'm going to guess versatile. Somehow, that seems even gayer than a bottom.