/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12453181
All those statements are true though.

Festina Lente my dude
Hasten slowly
Go as fast as it is possible for you to finish the race
There is no point on making a good start and collapsing mid way
And drop the Germans, they are tryhard fucks that orchestrate their own destruction through rampant arrogance or nihilism

>>12453181
saurkraut, banana peppers, pepperoncini, celery, cucumbers, pickles, the list goes on man. If you're hungry on a diet you're doing it wrong.

>>12453181
go on a better diet

>>12453181
eat 0 cal or negative net cal foods dumbass
>>12453241
sage advice

>>12453256
What are some good zero calorie foods?

>>12453181
Drink some bouillon.

>>12453270
the other guy literally listed them, you're in front of a web browser.
I like celery and pickles. any raw veg is fine really

>>12453280
I don't have a web browser. I just use my Google app.

>>12453289
Alta-Vista app is better, you should switch to that.

>>12453181
>to live alone is the fate of all great souls

I've always suspected this but hoped it wasn't true.

>>12453467
It doesn't mean you're a great soul just because you live alone, emo kid.

>>12453467

It's also the fate of sad, socially retarded nobodies, so don't start sucking your own cock just yet.

>>12453181
Drink water. When your stomach is stretched leptin is released which inhibits hunger, it doesn't matter if your stomach is stretched with water or food it will have the same effect, obviously water is absorbed quicker than food so it wont last very long but its enough of a rest bite from hunger that you don't go batshit crazy.

>>12453474
Nice projection there bud.

>>12453504
I don't think that means what you think it means, either.

>>12453504

More like an educated guess, I'd say.

>>12453181
do alternate daily fasting
either be fasting or eating big
reducing calories every day for you is actually bad
look up ADF studies, it preserves LBM better than regular dieting!

>>12453181
>life swings like a pendulum backward and foreward between pain and boredom

If you've read any great 19th century literature (Washington Irving, the better Melville, Hawthorn, amongst others) you'd realize pretty quickly that these people lived lives of simplicity and ease. America was a young and exiting country full of hope and possibilities. The world was buzzing, and new frontiers and doors were opening up all around. If anything the early 1800's was one of the most exciting times to be alive! I hate memes like this, where the author shows their ignorance to history and the facts!

>>12453523
Did you know it's possible to discuss something as a point of consideration rather than a reference to something personal? Are you black?

>>12453227

>>12453546
You're even dumber than I first thought. I wish you really did chop your head off with a chainsaw. The whole world would be better off.

>>12453586
nigger detected. ooga booga in 4, 3, 2, 1....

>>12453541
If it weren't for that final exclamation point I would have thought you were actually being serious.

>>12453480
>rest bite

>>12453181
>>12453181
>life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom
A history prof told me of a historian she knew who said much of history should be viewed from the perspective that all the leaders of the world suffered with constant tooth aches from lack of dental work.

>>12453181
>these quotes
Andrew Schopenhauer if anyone is interested. He truly was before his era.

>They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.

>>12453668
The kikes know this, and that's why it's so frowned upon and criminalized in the west. Tormented whites are often the ones throughout history solving the problems.

>>12453668
>literally a picture of schopenhauer in the op
>still feels the need to point out who the quotes are from

>>12453761
? that's a picture of the white anon not schopenhauer... its a fucking cartoon drawing dumbshit

>>12453783
Nah, that's literally Schopenhauer; I've seen Schopenhauer before.

>>12453792
so white guy anon was drawn to supposed to be schopenhauer?

>>12453181
You're dieting wrong then.

>>12453181
Work out so you can eat more

>>12453467
It's not true, you're just a loser. Sorry bro.

>>12454615
cope harder

what is it like to feel, op?

>>12453181
>I'm so hungry that I am suicidal. Fuck diets.
It gets better though. There's a weird point you reach where you don't want to eat as much as you do.

>>12453227
>schopenhauer
>nihilist

schopenhauer ran circles around the nihilist fools

>>12453216
Yes, Schopenhauer was depressed for a reason.

>>12455558
Schopenhauer was a pessimist, not a nihilist. It was Nietzsche who identified him as a (passive) nihilist. I fucking love Schopenhauer, but he's more of an interesting literary figure than a serious philosopher (he did a few interesting things, but nothing to make him a philosophical giant).
>>12455749
>Schopenhauer was depressed for a reason
He was literally a trust fund baby circa 200 years ago.