/ck/ - Food & Cooking

22. 2kg of minced meat

33
a black olive

33 - a piece of cheese

>>12452341
25, two tablespoons of peanut butter

>>12452341
20, over easy eggs with hash browns

>>12452341
apple crumble & ice cream
33

>>12452341
28
toast with Homemade applebutter and butter.

23, slice of pizza

>>12452409
Pizza For breakfast?

27
3 beers

>>12452436
based

30 squid ink risotto with octopus and squid.

28
a purple Nerd that was on my desk

37.

A free duck egg and bacon sandwich at the farmer's market. I supplied the duck egg, he thought it was awesome so he gave it to me.

Dude from the brew company surprised me and knew about the workshop I presented. I was kinda proud but also pissed off about my profile getting lifted. I'm a fucking drunk, don't look at me.

27 handful of mini reeces pieces and a zero sugar jim beam and coke

26 honey bunches of oats with almonds cereal

30
Chilli pork in a can

20
oatmeal with peanut butter and cinnamon

28
Half of a toasted English muffin with peanut butter and mixed berry preserves

21
Mexican Al pastor and Barbacoa hand tacos, and guacamole

28, small part of the fluffy inside of a biscuit

28
Can of beer for breakfast

>>12452341
20
Tapatío Wings with some beans

>>12452341
32.
A Bounty cookie, about 14 hours ago.

>>12452341
34. Shakshuka with a side of sourdough pancakes

27
chick fil a

>>12452341
35
munching on a piece of bread and cheese right now

29
fried whole anchovies, fried lemon slices, fried parsley with garlic mayo and olive ciabatta
taglietelle alle vongole

>>12452341
26, homemade Americanized enchilada

>>12452341
45
2 whataburgers jr and an iced tea

>>12452341
50
Pita and garlic hummus.

>>12452341
>25
>some mediocre bbq at a while in the wall in Jackson, WY

27
A chunk of cold garlic bread

20
a slice of bread and an olive

23
Sourdough toast with homemade garlic mayo & prosciutto.
I wouldn't do it again.

>>12452341
29, a spicy tostada, two shredded mini chicken quesadillas, two orders of nacho fries, and a cheesy gordita crunch from Taco Bell last night.
Put half of the tostada inside of each mini quesadilla, then loaded it up with nacho fries dipped in the nacho cheese with a few packets of fire sauce added in. They're sloppy as fuck but delicious

19 leftover fried rice

>>12452341
25
a cookie

>>12452660
get help

33
Beef carpaccio marinated in olive oil + pepper + lemon juice with some grated pecorino over it and a slice of garlic bread

>>12452341
29
olives

>>12452341
29 cheetos

>>12452341
19
Nothing

28
2 gas station hot dogs

>>12452341
20
Arroz con gris with roasted pork shoulder and yucca con mojo. Fucking delicious.

28
I had half a hot dog because I went shopping and they were doing the thing where they're barbecuing outside and will give you a dog in exchange for food donations for local charity. When I was walking back to my car, there was a little yappy white dog barking out of the window of a nearby car, I tried to give him the rest of my hotdog but he only sniffed it and wouldn't take it. He got ketchup all over his nose so I just chucked away the hotdog and walked away laughing

>>12452858
smart dog, so many dickheads go around poising dogs

>>12452341
19
A tuna melt

>>12452341
28 pizza

>>12452341
23
Some cheese

>>12452341
18
This.

>>12453043
that looks like something a Venezuelan would scavenge out of a trash can

>>12452341
69
creme brulee

>>12452341
22
Bacon sandwich on odd tasting sour dough bread, with some black tea

>>12452341
27, denver omelette

/ck/ is younger then i expected, i kinda assumed with all the vicious cynicism you'd all be in your mid 30's. This is one of the meanest boards on 4chan, /pol/ just says edgy shit but /ck/ goes for blood

>>12452341
21
Oats and protein

19
a custard cream

>>12452341
20
palaçinke

>>12452341
37
Ryebread with a sliced boiled potato, some mayo, and some chopped chives. A "kartoffelmad".

>>12452341
>32
>homemade biscuits and gravy I made this morning
>coffee with freshly ground beans and a french press

47

Had a pizza last night, some scotch earlier today. It's 8pm here.

I just needed to anonymously confess how fucked my life is.

>>12453043
Fucking hell, that looks grim.
Can't you at least put a little hotsauce on there or something?
Hell, a bouillon cube and tablespoon of flour could make you half a quart of sauce with almost no extra calories. It doesn't have to be this depressing to be healthy, man.

>>12453338
this. i can't tell if that meal is intentional or a consequence of ignorance. but it needs help

>>12452434
What are time zones?

29
sidekicks honey garlic noodles w/ frozen asian veggie blend and shrimp cooked in fresh minced garlic and butter.

>>12452341
>26
>Mediterranean food my female friend threw into the trash yesterday.

>>12453338
It tasted pretty good to me. I'm a simple guy I guess.

>>12453536
Don't listen to them, they are slaves to sodium and sugar.

28
Paella

22
some random chocolate snack cake I had to raise my blood sugar from a low I woke up with.

30
Haven't eaten all day but for dinner I'm having pizza and wine

>>12452341
>24
>pic related
In spain right now, holy shit this country sustains itself on bread and coffee

26
A cup's worth of banana bread flavoured Shreddies

>>12453545
>slaves to flavor

28
Egg taco with yum yum yum sauce

22
A double Whataburger with cheese and onion rings. God DAMN I love Whataburger.

24

My gf made me Pasta aglio e olio with salmon, which she had never made before. It's something I usually make, but I'm sick, so I was unable to.

It was good, but there was plenty of small mistakes.

>>12452341
32
Totinos supreme party pizza
Yes I'm single.

>>12453681
You're on 4chan. We assume you're single unless you state otherwise.

32
homemade pizza and beer

29
A mango, passion fruit and banana smoothie

>>12452341
21
Planters Cheez Balls

>29
>spaten optimator

not bad

>>12453681
Post body

>>12453799

19
Hi-chew

>>12453864

32
French onion soup

>>12452341
30
Reheated walmart frozen pizza (the kind you can get for $8 that are take-and-bake)

27
pork rib chops, some kimchi and some frozen berries in yogurt after
on the keto grind

>>12453864

ughh... thats just sad, not for ..me because i'm like that in my 20's

>>12452365
>>12452464
>>12452525
>>12452567
>>12452627
>>12452650
>>12452714
>>12452760
>>12453259
>>12453723
femanon

>>12453913
If you think it's gonna get better in your 30's, I have bad new anon. Trust me...

>>12453921
Touché :/

25
>onions
>tomato sauce
>diced red pepper
>dices of Quorn
>white rice

47
bologna and cheese sammich... I've had three in the last 24 hours :/

31. Perogies with onions and dill. It was preddy gud

55
Leftover bowl of lentils with tortillas

>>12452341

26

Two cheddar bratwursts in Kodiak Wheat sandwich bread from the local commissary with mayo and Plochmann's chili dog mustard.

28
Cheeseburger pan-cooked in butter.

23. 5 oreo thins.
It sounds worse that it is.

33
terriyaki chicken, a bratwurst, and a bunch of milk

>21
>alot of taquitos

>>12454360
>23.5 oreos
what did you do with the other half?

>>12454576
Assuming you're not just making a dad-tier joke, he wrote his age right on the same line as the number of cookies he ate. He's 23 and ate five Oreos.

28
A booger

20
irish cream brownie flavored haagen dasz ice cream

i ate some chips and salsa
im 23

>>12452341
20
Ham, cheddar, mozarella, avacado, and italian dressing sandwich. Inb4
>avacadoed

21
Rice with butter and salt, and a beer.

25
Off brand Mexican hostess snack cake.

>>12454594
He was joking, but I’m not. What did he do with the other half of the oreo?

Goddamn, the average cu/ck/ is in their 20's? Thanks for making me feel old. Fuck all of you. You don't know shit about life. Or food.

My last meal was a small amount of leftover Chinese food and some beers. Have to behave after 2 days of heavy eating.

36
Schwan's ice cream bar. About to eat stuffed crust pizza.

58 monster energy drink

>>12454829
>You don't know shit about food
>My last meal was leftover chinese
Based boomer bro.

>28
>3 mcdoubles
>Beef Burrito meal from Mexican restaurant
>Rito, rice, beans
>chips and cheese dip

I feel like I'm dying.

I'm also going to start drinking some Truly's, and I'm going to eat a pint of B&J's later.

I actually usually eat pretty good. Today was going to be my cheat meal. Then I got really stressed out and depressed and am currently falling off the wagon.

>>12454867
Tits or gtfo

>>12454917
>>12454892

>>12454917
*rubs your nipples and gives them a fat suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucc before squeezing my cock inbetween your armpits*

Pic related

28, a five guys burger, LTO and jalepenos.

>>12452341

22, granulated sugar

21
We'll buttered toast with marmite

>>12452341
22
six burger sliders on hawaiin rolls I made and a hand-squeezed glass of lemonade.

28
salted liquorice fudge

>>12454961
Explain.

>>12455094
He's 6 years old, and he likes having dill mustard and hollandaise on a piece of Ezekiel bread. Retard

>>12455103
>Retard
Bullying is not welcome in /ck/

>>12452341
24
sausage panini

34 I think
Turkey breast, potatoes, and broccoli

22
A chili cheese dog.

>>12455124
Neither are retards.

>>12452341
23
Costco mesquite wings, fresh bread and some tangerines.

>>12452341
34
lasagna

>>12452341
19
Peanut butter sandwiches (no jelly, nasty shit)

>>12452341
19
Chicken Tinga tacos

24
Birthday cake

>>12455241
My niggar, next time try a sprinkle of brown sugar on it

22
Rice

>>12452341
>25
>Reheated little cesars pepperoni pizza

>>12454594
You have actual autism

>>12452341
Old
Chili dogs

>>12455276
Yes, I think that I do too.

>>12452341
Nice try feds but you're not going to poison me next time

29
Instant coffee with no cream or sugar.

>>12455289
Fix your life anon please

>>12452341
You ate 24 hand raisins?

>>12455348
*24 hand raisings

At an Owen Benjamin concert lol

53
Elk biltong.

>>12455324
Starbucks Via are actually not bad

>>12454388
33
Taquitos

Much nigga

18, lo mein

>>12452341
31 Tikka massala

20, leftover lemon cilantro couscous plus 2 fried eggs

>>12452341
27
two toaster waffles with butter and maple syrup
and a beer

>>12455094
Smoked fish roe and mayonnaise on rye levain

>>12452341
>30
>fried pickles
>basic bitch sirloin salad
>creamed spinach

>>12453177
Imagining a literal boomer relentlessly shitposting his faux-senility to his entire family.

>>12455124
you must be new

18, microwave popcorn

>>12455317
based schizo poster maintaining operational security

>>12452341
>28
>Protein bar
>1 can of budlight platinum

I am adding the last thing a drank to the mix as well because this is a food and cooking board after all.

>>12455245
Happy birthday anon!

>>12452341
38
a tortilla with butter

21
two granola bars

23
ass

>>12452341
>28
>fried egg with rice and soysauce

24- Japanese Curry

>>12456071
I never knew that four words and a number could make me so sad.

63 chicken nugget happy meal

>>12456036
No one gives a fuck, you piece of shit alcoholic.

>>12456159
it's worse than you could ever imagine.

>>12456181
Thanks for the (you) friend. Enjoy your stay.

>>12452341
>31
>chicfila spicy chicken sando

>>12452341
>31
>pack of double heat spicy samyang noodles

>>12453226
i tried, and could take 5 minutes on /x. /pol is more reasoned that shitshow. some freemason even did a cooking FAQ once and made a stew or something. someone from doxxed him, and shit got real sad, real fucking quick.

34. cornbread and siracha seasoned meatloaf.

>>12452341
28
Watermelon

27
Taro fries.

>>12452341
30
a salad

>23
>Cold faggots with mustard

Crumbed fish and chips

>>12456411
Oh, and I'm 28

>>12452341
20
Paella valenciana and a bunch of fresh and smoked oysters

>>12452341
tom kha soup and i'm 24

22
Grechka

20
cigarettes if that counts

30

A thicc cut of turkey.

>>12452341
>21
>vodka and tomato sauce mixed together and added to spaghetti noodles
It was pretty good, I added Swiss and Chillies for extra flavor.

>>12455124
Nerd!

25
Cheese omelette on bread.

>>12452341
19
exactly 4 tostito scoops no dip

28
Sushi last night

22
A "Balaton" chocolate bar

>>12453305
based eastern european

>>12452341
23 24 can't remember
oatmeal

>>12456995
It wasn't oatmeal. It was a slop consisting of a -banana, brussel sprouts, yellow cherries, carrots, half an apple, spinach, half a zucchini, and half a bell pepper with juice and water.

30
Chicken risotto

25
half a melon

>>12456181
>1 budlight platinum
>alcoholic
weak bait, not even a Doctor would call that alcoholism

>>12452341
>your age
26
>the last food you ate
Some attempt at chicken gumbo my father made. It was alright.

>>12456323
the difference between /pol/ and /x/ is /pol/ has functional schizos that can maintain some form of reason but /x/ those loonies went off the deep end, its best to not stir up a nest of morons...you might get bit and turn into one

23
some home-made eggs from a farm nearby

26,
These:
https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2019/05/crispy-everything-flatbread-everything.html?m=1
https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2019/05/sweet-potato-hummus-so-close.html?m=1

26
cup of coffee instant and a piece of cake my grandma sent me in the mail

28
This stuff

>>12452341
Some cucumber. Very crunchy and juicy. 5/5, would eat again.

A slice of cheese and 5 pickles

>>12455695
That sounds really good as long as you don't look at the photo.
Don't buy roe in a tube, man. Are you Swedish?

>>12452341
>23
>chili cheese fritos, banana bread slice, pickled sausage
>Fall's City - Hipster Repellent IPA; Rhinegeist - Cobbstopper; Rhinegeist - Peach DoDo

>>12452341
31

Two large hot dogs from the gas station. One of them was pretty good it was some chorizo variant. The other was trash. I had been fasting the entirety of friday so it was good.

21
Cummies

20 - I had chilli for tea last night

>>12452341
>23
>23 220g intense lays onion and chives chips

>>12452341
21
one scoop of walnut ice cream

20
2 soft boiled eggs, half a tomato with salt, 3 slices of white bread, a bit of "squeaky" fresh cheese, and a mug of chocolate milk

34
churchkhela with hazelnuts

29.5

23 burrito from the food truck outside the nightclub I work at

19 cum

>>12452341
22, MRE crackers, peanut butter and grape jelly for a make shift PB&J. If we’re adding the last thing we drank. A Bang energy drink to try and get this two day turd out of me.

Fuck I hate the Army.

>>12456984
i just wish I had some gibanica

29
Tomato and mozzarella slices and smoked salmon with bread

>>12457552
>Fuck I hate the Army.
Maybe if you'd paid enough attention in school to know that "makeshift" is one word you'd have a better job by now.

>>12452341
22, handfull of pistachio nuts

25- a slice of 2 day old dominos pizza

33
Diet Coke

>>12457157
Only a desperate alcoholic would drink rebranded 211.

30 watermelon

>>12452341
23
bagel bites

>>12452341
fish curry.
ingredients were garbage tier, but i give myself 5/10
especially the 5 NOK tomatoes from a box.

I guess it doesn't matter what protein you use, whether you use expensive or cheap spices, bio onion or normal one, but tomatoes just make this dish happen.

Do not buy crappy ones for your curry..

8 months through my 25th year of life
Fried egg breakfast sammy and a bowl of cereal

>>12453921
shit, you got me kek >>12452525

32
1 blueberry munchkin from dunkin donuts

>>12452470
Nobody asked for a breakdown of your day, faggot.

26
Omelette with spinach.

22
Yogurt with berries and a banana.

24 Bean, rice, and cheese burrito.

>>12454829
I mean the majority of 4chan’s userbase is probably around 13-25. Seeing this many 30+ year olds in one thread with very few teenagers is unusual.

>>12452341
black tea

26
leftover chili from last night, paired with cheap beer

>>12452341
37
400g of hare(which I shot this morning)

25, Innovasian chicken fried rice

25
A pretzel

>>12452341
26

What I’m about to eat: spinach spaetzle with coffee (cream/no sugar). Pic related.

>>12452341

25

wagyu steak

27
A bourbon

>>12458111
jesus is that really coffee

>>12452341
30
A turkey wrap and some coffee.

24
in poverty mode today. white rice mixed with canned tuna. I ran out of soy sauce so I flavored it with some shit called adobo seasoning I found in the pantry
was surprisingly tasty, will make again

>>12458143
Yes. I dumped too much cream in it.

>>12452341
39 Jersey Mike's cheesesteak

>>12458074
You're here forever.

>>12452341
>26
>sushi from the grocery store

21
Stroopwaffels straight from Amsterdam

>>12452341
30
smoked sardines and crackers

>>12458074
see
>>12458421
It's non-ironically correct (for a lot of anons). I'm not at all surprised to see so many mid-20s to early 30s aged people here. Even if you're a relative newfag who came here in 2010 that means you've been here for nearly a decade. If they were just starting high school around that time then they're at least around 23 now. Obviously not EVERYONE stays or even uses this place daily, but a combo of this unique culture and the crowd it attracts makes for a pretty high retention rate I would think. Assuming this place is still around in a decade I wouldn't be shocked at all to see tons of people saying they're in their mid-30s. Friend circles and by extension social media (like Facebook/Instagram) sort of get outgrown and cycled through, but this place is just kind of a random gathering spot like big music festival where everyone goes alone, leaves alone and doesn't ask to meet up again.

>32
>a Daim bar

22
Haagen daz almond ice cream bar :)

>>12458472
I know, I was being non-ironic. I was already the grandpa age of 24 when I started browsing in 2005 and here I am.

>>12458482
>>12458505
Bar frens:)

>196 self reported ages posted
>Ages listed as follows:
18 III (3)
19 IIIII IIII (9)
20 IIIII IIIII III (13)
21 IIIII IIIII I (11)
22 IIIII IIIII IIII (14)
23 IIIII IIIII II (12)
24 IIIII IIII (9)
25 IIIII IIIII III (13)
26 IIIII IIIII II (12)
27 IIIII IIII (9)
28 IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII I (21)
29 IIIII IIIII (10)
30 IIIII IIIII I (11)
31 IIIII (5)
32 IIIII II (7)
33 IIIII II (7)
34 IIIII (5)
35 I
36 I
37 III (3)
38 I
39 I
45 I
47 II (2)
50 I
53 I
55 I
58 I
63 I
69 I

This lines up pretty well with what I thought. I figured /ck/ might be a bit older, but then again this is self reported with less than 200 ages posted.

>27
>habanero almonds

25, steamed sticky rice wrapped in bamboo leaves with a cup of tea.

>>12458527
I included the two posts just after yours; if my math is correct then the mean is 25.8

43 Chicken Phall (Scotch Bonnet). I'm gonna feel it in the morning...

>>12458737
i'm 109 and my wife who posts on this board is 101

calculate that, asshole

>>12452858
Sounds like you had a fun day anon.

>>12452341
23
homemade slice of pizza

36
Boiled pasta and peas with cream cheese and gizzards fried in curry leaves and garlic stirred through

>>12459039
This was supposed to be humorous?

>>12459039
With that data I'd recommend using the inter quartile range

20
Chicken breast and broccoli

>>12453630
based chivito
where are you?

>>12452341
22
Fried Haddock filets

22
onion soup and roasted beer chicken.

>>12452470
>>12457962
I personally enjoyed the anecdote.

22
Lamb dopiaza

>>12458472
Soon we will have 40-50yo like >>12458507

23
Homemade steak au poivre with asparagus

>>12452341
73
prunes

25.
Eating some super out-of-date Jiffy Pop right now because I'm broke. Had some toast & beans for breakfast this morning.

21 just ate some papaya

18
Watermelon

>>12452341
27
bowl of muesli with yogurt

23
slice of wholegrain bread with feta

>>12452341
33
single strip of beef jerky from 711 washed down with a beer

32
Tuna Pasta salad.

>>12452341
>24
>pork patty sandwich, some homemade bread pudding with figs and cranberries, and a glass of milk

>>12452487
What in the name of God is "chili pork"? Is it like Jalapeno Spam, or some shit?

>>12452341
>36
>2 lbs instant mashed potatoes with ranch dressing.

20
A can of catfood (whiskars, chickenflavored)

22
3 bananas

>>12460926
Please be joking.

>>12461045
There's nothing wrong with ranch dressing.

>>12461045
ranch is killer in mash potatoes and 2lbs of potatoes isn't even that much, its like two potatoes

>>12461055
racnh flavor is good but the soybean oil dressing is crap, just buy a packet of ranch flavoring or make some homemade flavoring and add it to sour cream, half the cal and way better tasting

>>12452341
28
A rotisserie chicken from Meijer

>>12453226
wtf is wrong with this psycho! is he a feeder!?

20
Pouch of gas station almonds

>>12456601
>>12452650
>>12460930

we are not so different

33
A bowl of seasoned black beans.

23, Dang

26, a burger

>>12461623
Did he try to shoot you?

>>12461387
are you talk about me or pic related?

19. Ciabatta with roast beef

>>12461675
yeah

20
soy yogurt

30
2 scoops of lemon sorbet

>>12452341
23
I just had a chips ahoy cookie because I've had sugar cravings for days now and finally caved.
Last night I made fried rice with seafood in it though.

>>12452341
23
Garlic roll

21
bran flakes

>>12452341
35
Uncooked oatmeal with walnuts, honey, chia seeds, little bit of flax, and almond milk.