/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Australian cuisine

>German cuisine

>>12438072
Frog.

>>12438072
>Canadian Cuisine

at least we'll get this meme dish once we annex canada

>>12438290
Thats never happening. We will burn down the white house again before we become America

>>12438287
why is there semen on that wrap?

>>12438294
>implying we won't kill all of the leafs when we annex Canada

>>12438314
Its motherfucking garlic sauce

>>12438317
We will start grilling burgers and waft that smell towards the Amerifats forces and they will get distracted. Game over for Amerifats, we hang Trump in front of Canadian Parliment

>>12438325
donair sauce isn’t garlic sauce but it does contain garlic

>>12438086
>Australian cuisine

>>12438294
you'll all run out of food soon, then we'll liberate you :D

>>12438102

somali is best

>Ethiopian cuisine

>>12438329
Won't be able to smell it over the smoke of burning leafs

>>12438314
because it's dog meat

>>12438072
This is false. The French aren’t really Canadian.

>>12438445
This, Chinese are the real Canadians

mexican

>>12438451
Only recently. The French were never Canadian.

>>12438388
candy-ass america will never annex canada.
remember how the nazis got wrecked by the russians in the cold, harsh climate?
Same shit, America will cower with the tails between their legs, and you can’t even nuke us lmao

>>12438471
Fucking Alaska could take over Canada by themselves.

>>12438364
Highly unlikely.

>>12438487
>Sarah Palin's kindergarten class doing anything but incest
Sure pal

>>12438562
Alaska has a bigger military than Canada.

>>12438565
Lol

>>12438547
>a country won't seek to eliminate the bureaucracy separating itself from it's oil field

>>12438438
fucking dogs is illegal in canada, meanwhile...

>>12438086
This doesn't look too bad except for the over cooked steak and the shitty beer.

>>12438333
>donair sauce isn’t garlic sauce
For this particular type of donair, it is.
>evaporated milk
>white sugar
>white vinegar
>lots of garlic powder
Those are literally it for ingredients for the sauce.

>>12438349
heh

>>12438586
Texas isn’t part of America, it’s a retarded conservative whackjob containment area.

>>12438586
Ohio, Kentucky and West Virginia look like a creepy character trying to hug me.

>Polish cuisine

>>12438634
so it's the right-wing version of california?

>>12438606
what? no it's not
it's made of condensed milk not evaporated
theres only like a tea spoon of garlic powder to a can of condensed milk you dense mother fucker

you ever even make donairs?

>>12438072
theres no where near enough gravy to even consider that a poutine
the curds arent even melted

even the mcdonalds poutine is better than this

this shit better be satire

>>12438586
washington state says bestiality is legal if the animal is over 250 pounds because then the animal could "reasonably be able to defend itself"

>>12438662
wow you really are retarded

>>12438662
I cook for a living, fag. I know how to make donair sauce. I've done it plenty of times.
>1 345ml can of evaporated milk
>1/4 to 1/2 cup of sugar, depending how sweet you like it
>a few tablespoons of white vinegar, depending how thick you like it
>as much garlic powder as you like
Go cry somewhere else, you heinously flamboyant faggot.

>>12438688
so you first attempt to make the evaporated milk into condensed milk interesting strategy

try it with condensed next time instead of adding shit tonnes of sugar, you won't be disappointed little boy

>>12438487
alaska has less people than my hometown winnipeg, canada.

to m be able to match canada, you would have to have millions of cold-climate trained personnel, most amaericans are candy-ass bitches when the temp. drops to -10.

>>12438688
For all your insufferable pretension I'm sure you're sweating away your life in some miserable hole in the wall shitbox. Stay mad.

>>12438725
>winnipeg

i'm so sorry

>>12438716
No, I'm good. I like to control the amount of sugar in my foods. Maybe you should check the amount of sugar in condensed milk before you start spewing nonsense. Thanks for your useless input though, kiddo.

>>12438716
>gets btfo
>doubles down on stupidity
why are tripfags such horrible people Bros?

>>12438733
the sugar is caramelized in the process of making condensed milk
are you heating the sauce to make up for that?

>>12438102
You havent lived until you try fermented refugee semen

>>12438732
it’s a shithole, glad I moved

>>12438725
Yeah, and they would still steamroll your meme country.

>>12438764
What the fuck are you talking about?
>the sugar is caramelized in the process of making condensed milk
Condensed and evaporated milk are only heated to less than 100 degrees celcius for a few seconds. That's not nearly long enough to caramelize any sugar, and the sugar is added AFTER heating, but before the cooling process.
So, no, I don't heat the sauce. Go be stupid elsewhere.

>>12438822
War of 1812 proved otherwise when canada kicked some US ass. Canada needs a wall to block the US retards who are setting themselves up to be the refugees flooding based canada, lol!

>>12438838
I'll go be stupid elsewhere, but only because you clearly do not know how it is made
feel free to read this if you like, I do not care either way
https://www.shjoylong.com/condensed-milk-processing-line-271.html
by the way, I only referred to you as 'little boy' because you are acting like a child

good bye and have a nice day : )

>>12438731
>implying

>>12438783
Pussies always leave Winnipeg so now all we have left are the hard and the strong, and pajeets

>>12438725
based sam slaying the haters

>>12438902
>Canada

You mean the british military?

>>12438915
Nowhere on that page does it say that the sugar has been caramelized.
Thank you for supporting my argument.

>spanish cuisine

>>12438926
based winnipeg bro

>>12438072
>Canadian cuisine
...in 2020

>>12438967
kek

Post food that Canadian's can afford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOoKtAH53E

>>12438317
then who will make the poutine, dumb shit?

>>12439233
McDonalds

>>12439223
>Post food that Canadian's can afford
We have a image limitation here. Sorry dude

>>12439244
>leaving American employees to make poutine

>>12439223
Do Canadian's really?

>>12439270
it's fried bullshit with gravy, I'm sure they'd do fine

The most common cuisine consumed by Canadians is Roasted Americans. We serve it almost daily.

>>12438349
when I was 13 I used to jerk off and cum onto the face of one of my sister's barbie dolls desu

>>12438378
Hope you don't like coffee, Ethiopia basically invented drinking coffee.

>>12438967
Did people really fall for those retarded polish /pol/tard threads where he spammed price tags from nunavut?

>>12439613
iseewhatyoudidthere.bmp

>>12439622

>>12438287
This shitty looking thing hasn't made its way to the USA that I've seen. Thank Christ.

>>12439662
>being this afraid of things you've never tried
It's a donair. Just yet another variation of a gyro/doner/doner kebab.

>>12439673
Which 2bh makes it German cuisine, not Leaf.
Honestly, most leaf cuisine is regional since the population there is pocketed across a lot of land mass. There isn't much that's universally Canadian besides poutine, ketchup chips, or hot chicken sandwiches.

>>12438586
meanwhile Canada's most acclaimed romance novel is between a woman and a bear lmao

>>12439748
>gyro
>German
?

>>12439792
Im sure he means Döner meat. Looks more than, not gyros. Had the worst Döner in my Live right now. Guess who (nation) made it :3
Well, i know hes making a shit döner as I seen him

>>12439223
posting about poverty and dollar store food to say america is better than canada, is not a good hill to die on.

>>12438586
Surprised and mildly disappointed Florida isn't on there.

>>12438586
>fucking dogs is illegal in canada, meanwhile...
But that hasn't stopped me before

>>12439792
Donairs came to prominence in Germany, upon appealing to the German palate. I'm not fond of third-degree ethnic food, so I don't consider donairs to be Canadian.

>>12440425
I like dog porn but you need a doctor !

>>12438688
show me one recipe that uses evaporated milk
you’re just making condensed milk by adding sugar to evaporated milk

>>12439662
have you ever been to NYC

>OMMGGGGGG I LOVE X FOOD I NEED TO MAKE A THREAD BECAUSE I'M SO INTERESTING AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF MY OPINIONS ON EVERYTHING
shut the fuck up
>SO THERES A CUTE AZN GIRL COMIGN OVER AND IFUCKED HER GIRL PUSSY 50 TIMES ALSO SHES 10/10 AND IM A MODEL AND I'M A MATH MAJOR MAKING 300K STARTING oh btw what should I cook
>LE MSG AND GMOS AND EVERYTHING IS BAD BECAUSE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES WHOSE ARTICLES I DIDNT READ SAID SO
>GUYS DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE FAST FOOD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT ON A FOOD BOARD BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT GOD I HATE FAST FOOD YOU FAT FUCKS STOP TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW IF I CAN'T EAT IT IN MODERATION NOBODY DOES
>IM A FAT FUCK WHO WONT STOP EATING AND WANT A DIET THAT INVOLVES ME EATING EXACTLY THE SAME FOOD I AM NOW WITHOUT EXERCISING
>I TOOK A PICTURE OF THIS CK RELATED OBJECT OR FOOD IN A REALLY AWKWARD WAY JUST TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M A TRANNY/GIRL BY INCLUDING MY CUTE NAILPOLISH/TIDDIES INSTEAD OF PUTTING THE OBJECT DOWN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MADE THIS THREAD FOR ATTENTION HAVE SEX INCEL
Fucking hell god damn nearly every thread on this board is /b/ or even facebook-tier garbage

>>12438662
Curds aren't supposed to melt, you clown.

>>12438072
>naming your countrys signature dish after a russian president
disgraceful

>>12440536
>show me one recipe
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/71963/dashs-donair/
Google only takes a second, friendo.
And no, adding sugar to evaporated milk doesn't make condensed milk. Condensed milk is very syrupy, while evaporated is not. Adding white sugar doesn't make syrup.

>>12439968
I wonder how long that food sits out before it gets eaten or replaced

>This thread is still up
why are leafs so fragile? It's like they dry up and blow away with the wind.

>>12438086
Genuinely good bait.

>>12438072
Fucking love poutine. But you can't get cheese curds in america so I chop up mozzarella cheese sticks. I also use crinkle fries because they don't get so soggy in the Heinz beef gravy

>>12438588
>overcooked
ok, retard

>French cuisine

>>12443672
What are you talking about? Cheese curds are practically the state dish of Wisconsin. Culvers has them too, and they're about half-way to being a national chain.

>>12438329
Please do. No trump an a nice burg with my Canadian friends sounds nice. We’ll go shoot some guns and smoke some pot after

>>12438648
Swap those pierogies for Slovak ones and at a big bowl of halusky with cottage cheese and we're talking

>>12438586
It isn't though. It was a big deal a few years ago in Canada

>>12444214
Obly oral with dogs is legal in canada. Break out the peanut butter.

>>12438294
Quebeckers will fight the anglos (Canadians) if you give us 2nd amendment and recognize french as our first language.

Bonus point: Poutine is a Quebec meal, as is anything maple syrup related. Anglos have no culture.

>>12444019
as a native northern illinoisan this is kinda upsetting. i like being speical

>>12438928
based sam noticer

>>12438926
I used to like Winnipeg, but now it’s a meth-riddled fuckhaven from what I understand

>>12439622
Dam bruv

>>12438461
I live in Arizona and places with a menu like that are some of the best. Can't beat authenticity.

>>12444214
That was orally and they literally just addressed that and corrected it.

>>12444633
SOLD
the northern state of Quebec shall be annexed

>>12445211
They're French (at least they claim to be). They're just gonna turn and run.

>>12439625
Post your in store prices

>>12445218
they didn't in 1776 faggot
VIVE LE FRANCE

>>12438290
>estupid americains! you're 185cm tall and weigh 93 kilos

>>12440526
lmao?

>>12438662
>the curds arent even melted
jesus fucking christ what's wrong with you

>>12438688
how much garlic powder do you put in?

>>12445269
If I'm making it for myself, usually a tablespoon, maybe slightly more.
If I'm making it for guests, generally two or so teaspoons.
I don't usually measure, just kinda go by the color of the sauce.

Someone post the tub mac thing.

>>12445345

>>12445481
Hot.

>>12445220
based