/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12444952
probably not

>>12444952
No

>>12444952
oh yeah

>getting married in the 21st century

>>12444969
>T. Seething roastie/neet

is it legal to marry minority women?

>>12444952
Yeah she ugly alright but she know how to cook! If you want to be happy the rest of your life never make a pretty woman you wife, so from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

>>12444952
>marrying a subhuman femoid
lol no

traps are superior

Yeah because I would enjoy teaching her how to cook.

>>12444979
Am married to a qt non feminist who can cook and bake and enjoys it luckily.

>>12444979
>If you want to be happy the rest of your life never make a pretty woman you wife, so from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12444952
No, she also has to do my laundry, and give me the succ while I eat.

>>12444969
Trsut me guysss riding the cock carousel is sooo much better and having a cuhreer

>>12444952
I would potty dominate her

>>12445000
DESU I'm a woman and soy lowered my sex drive to the point I don't want to have sex like at all. This pic is all wrong.

>>12444952
>getting married
>2019
enjoy paying alimony, I'll enjoy cooking delicious meals I don't have to share with some horrible cunt who'll be bleeding me dry in 10 years tops

>>12445011
Is it beta to want a qt low sex-drive wife who I know won't cheat on me because she simply isn't interested in sex?

>>12444952
I wouldn't marry a woman at all.

I would gladly take the role of hometaker. specially with a 2d/robo waifu
>tfw no-one to forcefully grab my butt while I'm cooking dinner

>>12444996
there is no spoone

>>12444952
She can learn, or rather, has to. Everyone should cook for the household. The children obviously don't have to unless they want to. To have something hot and fresh on the table every evening is one of the joys of building a household in the first place, so I don't mind cooking despite barely knowing any dishes. But a wife who just flat out refuses to cook, ever? I would probably choke her to death before getting to the divorce lawyer

>>12445011
In women soy replaces natural estrogen and bind more weakly to estrogenic receptors, causing effects like delaying periods and reduced sex drive. In men where estrogenic levels are lower, phytoestrogens exhibit a positive estrogenic effect

>>12445021
Only if you don't have a low sex drive as well.

>>12444952
I would if she had other passions.

>>12445025
based and faggotpilled

I didn't used to be a deal breaker for me and now that I have actually dated someone who cooks I'd never go back.

Not knowing how to cook is my top red flag for lazy assholes

>>12445082
Lazy entitled feminazis with hairy pits who get train rans by black dudes don't like cooking and think is oppressive

>>12444952
That means I get to cook and she has to do chores I don't like
So, yes

sneed

>>12445034
>To have something hot and fresh on the table every evening is one of the joys of building a household in the first place
This trolled me

Really though, I'd rather marry someone who doesn't cook besides on special occasions. Most women who "love to cook" get fat.

>>12445228
>What is self control
I have no issue with a woman who doesn't know how to cook but I expect her to learn with me at the minimum.

>>12444952
No, and before getting married I didn’t date any women who wouldn’t cook, even if they weren’t great at it. It’s just one of my deal breakers

>>12444952

depends how hot she was

>>12445246
To me, it's just the basic knowledge of being able to follow a recipe and we're good. This thread seems to imply someone who has a meal on the table for you when you get home, which is normally your standard fat homemaker.

>>12445254
I'm sure you wouldn't date pic related if she didn't cook. Totally sure it's a deal breaker.

itt
>incels that can't accept the idea of different hobbies

if one can afford to eat out, it's a hobby

>>12444952
Is she willing to learn? Then sure. If she's not willing to even attempt to learn, fuck no. She can go be fat and eat McChickens all day with some fat fetishist.

>>12445310
>totally sure it’s a deal breaker
If I was the kind of guy who could land a girl like that then yeah it would be. Why would I lower my standards if I was a Chad?

>>12445352
I'm saying your "deal breaker" stuff is bullshit, and you're being a faggot.

>>12444952
I would enjoy cooking for her. I would like her to bake though. That can easily be taught.

>>12445021
yes, it's best to want a qt who enjoys sex with (You), not some bump on a log with no sex drive that bitches alot and can't stop eating, fucking shoot me

>>12445392
I guess you'll end up cooking for her and her boyfriend. Maybe give him a nice meal to give him energy to mount her

>>12445392
fuck that's a tough decision

>>12444952
I have. The fact that she's not very good at it has made me a better chef. 14 years in, no regrets.

>>12444952
if she can't feed, she'd better fuck and suck pretty well

>a woman who doesn't cook
Woman or not, if you're incapable of cooking, you're hardly a fucking adult and I want nothing to do with you.

>>12444952
getting married is for cucks
no woman is going to be particularly good at cooking anyways

>>12444952
Marriage is a boomer meme. Only cucks get married these days.

>>12444952
almost, she refused at the last second

>>12445013
how many times did she cheat on you?

>>12445493
/thread

>>12444952
I dont trust a woman to be able to cook as well as me anyway so it doesnt bother me

>>12444952
Irrelevant. No woman would ever marry me. Hypothetically, sure. I'm a good cook and I like cooking.

>>12444952
Not these days, I wouldn't marry a woman who even tried to cook. Us guys are better at everything and we don't need to consult some retard level gender dictionary for every move.

>>12444979
This is such bullshit. Just make your own fucking food, you’ll make it the way you like it every time. Getting a wife for cooking is like getting a cow for riding

>>12445310
Dating a pretty girl who genuinely wont cook is pretty much as bad as dating a pretty girl who wont fucking clean. I can 100% tell you I wouldn't date a bitch like that unless I was filthy rich and didn't cook either. Same with cleaning. Even then, not doing these two things are usually character problems in a lot of cases.

>>12445578
For the average divorced man? At least a few times.
For any man? Probably still at least a few times.
But people do win lotteries, after all.

>>12445691
That's not why a couple marries, it's way beyond cooking. It's love and chilling out together, silly stuff like that.

"There was never a horse that couldn't be rode and never a cowboy that couldn't be throwed."
~~ US Marshal Matt Dillon, Gunsmoke

>>12445364
He defended his position effectively with a succinct delineation, so reiterating your rebuked attack does little to strengthen your argument.

>>12444952
No, cooking is one of the signs of an organized, functional adult. If someone doesn't cook and is unwilling to learn or put forth the effort, I'm going to take it as a warning sign and assume they're a mess who doesn't clean either, has huge debt, or worse.

i'd be more concerned with whether she can eat. I don't mind doing all the cooking.

i don't think i could marry either a girl who doesn't really like food and appreciate my cooking and want to go to interesting places to eat, or a balooning girl who doesn't like exercise and overeats so i'd have to cut butter and everything to try and avoid the inevitable.

>>12445754
That's retarded. A lot of people have made shittons of money and while doing that hire other people to cook for them, the money is almost meaningless, especially if it's for or with family.

When you make statements such as what you did, you come across as ignorant of reality.

>>12445770
):

>>12444952
in my experience only some ugly girls can cook. I would only marry when I got desperate enough, and it's looking like I'm going to die before that happens.

>>12444952
Yes. Its adorable and I don't mind doing the cooking.

>>12445783

>>12445783
They're the worst.
Like Peggy Bundy dropping cigarrette butts in the salad o the day.

the bigger one is would you marry a vegetarian

i dated a vegetarian for a while
god it was frustrating, but i think she did force me to improve my cooking game in general to still make nice food.

don't think i would subject children to that though

>>12444952
First wife refused and couldn’t, second wife can and does. Don’t get with modern women, they won’t ever attempt to make you happy. You’ll give and give and they won’t even attempt to clean up after themselves.

>>12445805
Love is love is love.
As long as it's not some fanatical thing like some vegans or vegetarians are, kind of like scientologists then I don't care. #1 though beyond that, she's an American, I don't want some bitch telling me what to do, and I don't want anchor baby shit.

>>12445154
It won’t work that way at all.

>>12445778
>everyone who doesnt cook is just rich i swear
>youre just ignorant!
half the 20-25 year olds I've known live off cheap fast food, frozen food, and shitty salad. I'm not shitting on them and I don't care what they do but it's fine to not want someone who's okay with shit like that, especially since marriage usually implies kids at some point.

>>12445805
similar experience
>dated a religious girl
>It was lent
>had to spend fucking 10s of dollars every single day from fast food places, getting fish sandwiches
>ends up cheating on me with 2 niggers

>>12445812
yeah i guess
i just really like cooking and cooking for other people and would want to sit down and eat and chat every night for like an hour and put effort into cooking meals and i wouldn't cook meat just for me if she doesn't eat it.

so it would severely limit that. and it's pretty fundamental really to my life

>>12445778
>he actually thinks most of the mcchickentards in the world just probably have shit tons of money
>calls other people ignorant of reality
Kek.

I'd want her to cook at least as well as I do, which isn't expecting a lot

>>12445840
what, spitroasted, or 2 separate black gentlemen?

>>12445840
Those religious chicks can be pretty kinky and have daddy issues.
"Give to me daddy, everywhere" sort of stuff.

Not being able to cook is unnattractive, but self improvement is very attractive, so if she was willing to learn then sure

>>12445812
Love is definitely NOT love, this is the biggest fucking bullshit ever.

>>12445860
self improvement or atleast a superficial fixation with it can be pretty obnoxious desu

>>12445863
If whatever isn't Love isn't love then it's not Love so it's not Love so whether Love is love or not is another question.

>>12445843
It happens sometimes that you fall in love but she's not just marriage material. That's a stupid generality, sometimes people can make it happen.
I wouldn't want to create a kid where my wife or girl are at odds with me all the time. That's no way for a kid to grow up.

>>12445872
maybe you can have a kid then and they will fix all your relationship's problems
lol

>>12445850
That's why spaces were created under countertops, so chicks can get in close to clean stuff after we cook things.

>>12445863
Someday lightning will strike you and you'll understand.

>everyone itt saying shit like I'LL JUST COOK FOR MLADY :)
You guys are missing what literally NEVER cooking implies, especially as a girl. Cooking is one of my favorite things to do but even I realize a girl not cooking ever could mean she had a shitty mom, is lazy, irresponsible, or has a shitty lifestyle. Plus if I have to work late or are busy or some shit there's 0 chance of having a homecooked meal, nice lunch, or even any baked goods to cheer me up if I'm stressed. The faggots itt that say a girl literally never cooking is ok are going to take that shit back when theyre eating mcdonalds for lunch and dinner for a really shitty and busy week while their gf goes, "well, I don't cook so..." I'm so glad I get to come home to fresh baked bread and some of my favorite meals made by my gf when I'm having a shitty day desu. It makes all the difference.

>>12445852
had a train ran on her, saw a video from my old nigger roommate with him and his brother taking turns.

>>12445877
Like from a disney movie?

>>12445889
> roommates with niggers
Condolences

>>12445886
Julia Child makes all the difference
Julia Child Remixed | Keep On Cooking | PBS Digital Studios
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ZrUI7RNfI

>>12445890
it's a joke anon

>>12445889
damn anon that sucks
it's pretty funny and quaint that such a girl still observes fundamentalist religious practices lol

>>12445923
No shit Sherlock, and thanks, I wouldn't have known that if you hadn't told me.

>>12444952
Yeah, I would. I'm the house-husband type anyway.

>>12445932
it's kinda funny i had to explain it to you lol

I married a kitchen tard.
I love him to death but it is pretty unfair how I am always responsible for every meal cause he grew up with a shit housewife mom that just fed her kids micky dicks every fucking day.

Like BITCH I work too. And I'm not wasting a third of my day's pay on a flavorless, half assed piece of garbarge that's just gonna clog my arteries.
But sometimes I have to cause he can't cook.
Fuckin' A.

TL;DR They better be fuckin worth it if they can't feed you or your babies decent food.

>>12445939
Dude, seek therapy before you shoot up a school.

>she can't really cook
>she earns 6 figures
>she pays most of the bills
>we live in a nice place and she pays rent/ mortgage
>expects me to spend my money on nice food and cook for us

this is what i want desu

>>12445939
>Like BITCH I work too.
So take steps so that you don't have to.
You'll be happier, if poorer.

>>12445939
i don't really understand this having to buy fast food thing
why not just buy a bag of carrots, a loaf of bread, and a tub of hummus and dip them both in the hummus for dinner

I'de probably put a ring on anyone that even pretended to like me

>>12444952
I am engaged to one, yes.
It's not like she can't cook, she's decent and she can sustain herself with it, but it doesn't interest her. Works out fairly well since I enjoy cooking very much, so I do most of the cooking and she helps me out with it.
I don't need a woman to cook for me and if you enjoy cooking you don't either.

>>12444952
No. She could be a mediocre cook because you can work with that, people can learn how to following recipes. But doesn't cook? That's a dealbreaker because it probably means they don't eat well or spend more than they need to on food.

>>12445944
That's not Bella Thorne

>>12445929
It was fucking dumb desu, buying her fish sandwiches and going to church on sundays

>>12445886
Speak for your fucking self, faggot. You eat baked goods to "cheer up from being stressed?" Stress eating is gonna make you into a fat doughboy. A home cooked meal is fucking meaningless compared to a skilled chef who does it for a living.

Admit it, you're trapped in some kind of idea about what a relationship SHOULD be, not something healthy, if you think cooking makes her automatically great mother material.

I'm going to bed and never coming back to this board, fuck you and choke on your muffins.

>>12445939
holy FUCK
>>12446058

>>12445886
I have that attitude because I'm an aberrant male who adopts the submissive role in a relationship, although I hold myself separate from real soyboys in that I understand that I'm a freak and have no desire to globalize my fetish.

I understand that adhering to gender roles makes for a better wife, but I'm trapped in the market for "unladylike" ladies, or else nothing.

>>12446003
How the hell did that happen and she let them film??

>>12445863
No, Love IS Love, but most people do not know how to truly love, or how to build a relationship around it. What most people call love is attachment and codependency, highly conditional with all kinds of implicit rules. That’s not love. But Love is real, and does exist.

And marriage isn’t love either, though any sane marriage should have mutual love at it’s core. Marriage is a business arrangement for the purpose of building a stable life together.

>>12445886
No you idiot. It’s called being responsible for yourself first and foremost always. Yes i prefer that a chick can cook if I’m going to live with her, but either way I’ll make sure I’m fed. If she can’t cook and I’m working late, that’s gonna be her problem when she eats shitty food.

I don’t require it of her, it just makes more sense for both of us if she can. If she can’t, she’ll simply feel inadequate in my presence. I’m not dependent on her, and I will feed her which gives more power in the relationship. But I won’t always cook for her, she better know how to fend for herself. She’ll know real quick that I appreciate it when she cooks for me, but at the end of the day I’m not gonna be reliant on her like some old school faghot who gets all mad when dinner isn’t made when he gets home. That shit is weak and pathetic

>>12445944
joanna newsom all I want is you


weird to see her pic on /ck/

I got tickets to both days shes coming here in a few months. pretty stoked

>>12445889
>roommates with black guys

You were asking for it, anon

>>12444979
i too, enjoy that song

>>12445434
Right there with you lad. I'm currently trying to drink my liver into fucking off.

>>12445455
dude its left, no fucking doubt

>>12445735
You're too innocent for the place. Flee while you can.

>>12446565
You probably won't succeed. The liver is tenacious. Your kidneys and pancreas will kill you first.

>>12446576
Here's to hoping. Cheers.

>>12444952
No. I'd be suspicious.

>>12446239
I saw her in NZ just before Have One On Me was released and she played a bunch of songs from it that i'd never heard before.
Was 17 and went by myself and got stoned outside the venue beforehand.
She was in a really good mood and kept bantering with the audience.

Probably the best gig i'll ever go to desu.
she is amazing live

>>12446178
She was a whore masquerading as a good girl. I checked her up on FB a bit ago, married with 2 kids to some sucker. Probably sleeps around on him.

She even hit me up while dating this guy for a quickie and I denied her cause she gave me a STI.

They're all fucking whores, they should be secondary to your life.

No I'm marrying a man who doesnt

I'm engaged to a woman who, in moments of honesty, admits that she finds the act of cooking degrading. She has said this in a round about way. It makes her feel like she's becoming the same kind of woman as her mum (a very homely housewife), and the image of herself as that kind of woman appalls her. She eats takeout every day unless I cook or she's feeling particularly motivated. Very sad.

>>12446956
>I'm engaged to a woman who, in moments of honesty, admits that she finds the act of cooking degrading. She has said this in a round about way. It makes her feel like she's becoming the same kind of woman as her mum (a very homely housewife), and the image of herself as that kind of woman appalls her. She eats takeout every day unless I cook or she's feeling particularly motivated. Very sad.
Mental health issues. Do not proceed until counseling figures out her bigger issues. If she doesn't respect her mother, guess how many other people she doesn't respect?

>>12446967
She's pregnant so it's too late. Not too bad though. She's very pleasant to almost all people. It's a hidden side of her.

>>12446956
Why would you marry someone like that? Ugh.

>>12444952
maybe, that's not very important.
I knew a female family friend that has since killed herself. But I found out years before she made her husband dinner and he told her how shit the meal was and she decided to never cook for him again. they ate at restaurants for dinner the rest of her life

>>12445455
is it really tho?

>>12446974
Well, alright, relationships are works in progress, so you'll need to work on the education for respect for her mother thing. Unresolved issues.
I knew quite a few friends growing up who had mothers who didn't drive a car, and depended on others to transport them to the store, to the doctor, and other nonsense. At some point, they were controlled by a man and later, through fears, missed out on some freedoms that would have started a lifetime of a different path taken.
I also still know a few women who grew up with servants (hispanic miami) and they don't clean, they don't cook through some kind of principle of servants work and if they don't end up in the rich wife role with money for servants like their mothers and grandparents? They buy stupid prepared cantina food for their family. Beans, rice and main entree creations for the week for a set price, plus random takeout and dining out. If commuting wears you out, it's a time and money saver, but it's inferior to homemade. There is a "high class" role to not cook, for sure.

>>12446979
She's pretty good otherwise

>>12447010
Yeah, it sounds alike. Her mother was a supermum who never let her daughter lift a finger around the house. Only child too.

>>12444952
My girlfriend can cook and bake like a mother fucker; it's one of the main reasons we're dating. I'm an old school guy and I want a lady who takes care of me. The way I look at it, I'm a barely restrained psycho. In return for fuckawesome food I'll install the towel rack, impress her parents, fix her computer, and bust some kneecaps if she thinks someone deserves it. We're honestly pretty happy.

>>12444952
Yes, learning to cook is easy af

>>12444952
Yes. The kitchen is my domain. She pitches in once in a while and helps with prep on some stuff but that's it. I've been consistently cooking for myself or family since I was 12 years old and constantly striving to get better I'm not about to go back to eating amateur slop so either of us can feel comfortable about something made up like "traditional gender roles" that never existed for working class families like ours in the first place. My grandfather cooked, my dad and all his brothers cooked, both my grandmothers worked outside the home as secretaries. It really never has been a question for me.

>>12447037
> barely restrained psycho
> dyel white trash

Getting married? Ho, ho!

>>12444952
Yes, because I cook. why the fuck else would i be on ck retard

>>12445493
same honestly

Just hire an overweight Mexican lady with cooking skills.

Problem solved.

>>12447433
Can't. I'll end up getting her pregnant

>>12444952
Yeah, why not? If she makes up for it in other ways.

>>12444952
If she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and lets me put it in her pooper then yes.

>>12444952
I don't have a lot of requirements but cooking is one of them. Also she needs to be conservative, no tattoos, thin, and doesn't want kids or pets.

>>12445455
>beauty with tits vs butterface with no tits
>tough decision
????

>>12447580
more like obese vs normal weight

I agree though, "tough" decision, go with the right, no brainer.

>>12447580
>butterface
have sex, incel
>>12447609
>obese
get your fucking eyes checked brah

>>12447580
The only butterface is the left one. Dark eyes > light eyes every time.

Yes, I am very picky and prefer to be the one who prepares meals.

>>12447113
>those arms
>those traps
>dyel
He's looking good senpai

I didn't know this board had turned into leddit.
Oh muh lady worry not I'll cook for you and your bull, don't worry about the dishes either.
It shows most are just either neets or desperate losers with no real life skills.

>>12444952
>Would you marry a woman
3D women are trash.

>>12449310
B+R

>>12445783

Some otherwise good people can be over sheltered or oblivious. I can accept starting out like that but she'd need to be willing to learn, at least enough to throw together a weeknight meal once in a while. The sort of stuckup bitch that thinks cooking is beneath them I would not tolerate.

>>12444979
I think that song is more about "she won't sleep around" than cooking. Like I have fucked a few married women, all pretty. Never even touched the plain ones
Affords piece of mind

>caring about anything other than virginity status in deciding whether or not to marry a female
yikes and bluepilled

>>12445011
oh man now the women are falling for the soy meme

>>12444952
of course. i don't trust a woman to cook. i cook for myself and i'll teach my kids to cook. all women are useless for anything but bearing children.

>>12444952
Emotionally broken shut in that wants to learn because she feels unworthy of love and is desperate to make me happy? Yes.
Basic bitch with a designer handbag that just wants to eat frozen pizzas? No.

>>12445000
Getting married in America is a terrible idea unless you're a woman.

>>12450482
>thinking you'll find a virgin in the US over the age of 16
Anon I...

>>12452643
There are a few. I didn't have sex until I was 18. At 16 I had only done oral.

>>12444952
NOPE

>>12452601
You are describing my wife

>>12445783
thats literally a ballsack you queers

>>12445317
no eating is a necessity, like hygiene. not being able to sustain and feed yourself without the help of somebody else cooking it for you is a strong indication of very low IQ. You might as well own a sex doll if all you want in a woman is a retarded fuck puppet

>>12452679
fucking incels i swear

>>12445455
i was thinking the same thing

>>12445493
this 100%

If everything else is perfect sure.

Cooking is an essential life skill, if your mate isn't capable of that much your offspring will already be born at a disadvantage

>>12444952
I'd marry a good mexican woman that's fresh over the border. They cook, clean, and make babies.

>>12444952
I've never met a woman who cooks better than me, so I had to. The wife is pretty good in the kitchen, but I cook on my days off, and we're both better off for it.

>>12444952
I did and that's fine with me. I cook and she does all the dishes and cleans up the mess I leave in the kitchen.

>>12444952
Why haven't you married a Chinese girl yet, /ck/?

>Healthy, wholesome and exotic foods cooked every day
>Kids are as well-behaved as the von trapp kids because she beats them mercilessly
>Is as openly racist as you are, if not moreso
>Stays rail thin even into her 50s

>>12453941
I would never marry a gwailo fuck off. Whites are nasty ghosts.

>>12444952
absolutely not, its a sign that they have never had to function on their own as an adult

>>12453959
you know what i bet shes probably not a godamn idiot

>>12444952
>Would you marry a woman
No, I'm not gay.

>>12446956
i cant see a reason why you would ever marry someone like that, you are probably going to end up devorced or cucked within a year

hell no, why would i want to marry the female version of a retarded man child?

>>12444952
My uncle married a woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean. She also refused to help him raise their kids.
Now they’re getting a divorce.
So I would say no. I wouldn’t marry a woman who can’t cook.

>>12453998
eloquently put anon

>>12453994
If you get married to any western woman it's quite likely you'll be cucked at some point. Go east, young man!

>letting a woman cook for you
>getting married
pick none

>>12444952
I already cook better than at least 85% of woman in my generation.
Why would I care if she cooks or not? Also Ive yet to meet a woman younger than 80 whos cooking amazes me enough to consider putting a ring on it.

Maybe if she earns significantly more than I do.

>>12452704
First example or second?

>>12444952
Yeah because its understandable for a 12 year old girl to not know and I like to teach people.

>>12444952
Why would I marry someone who can't or is too lazy to perform a basic human function?

>>12444952
No. In the very least i expect her to cook alongside me for every breakfast/dinner.
>Lunch is a crapshoot

My gf doesn't cook. Plan on marrying her.

>>12444952
Yes because I'm a better cook than all the women I've dated. And I don't wanna eat shitty food when I can make it better myself.

>>12445037
Source?

I cook so it doesn't really matter. I like making food my own way to so im kind of autistic like that. I made curry chicken with veggies.

>>12446974
that side will remain hidden until it abruptly is not, and you lose absolutely everything you own and the kids to boot

Too late already did


She “”””””coooks””””” but only basic basic basic shit like boxed pasta

>>12446956
bail
she is the sort who will joing a book club, get bored, be enticed of how exciting cheating is, do it, then divorce you and take all your shit because she was feeling oppressed

>>12444952
I want to marry a white woman because I'm a white man so yes

>>12444952
>>12444963
>>12444955
>>12444979
>>12444999
>>12445254

>being such a mommas boy who needs another woman to take care of your meal

Holy fucking shit the basement dwellers are real. I rather marry 10/10 qt3.14 and have great sex since cooking is fun. Rather then having a 1/10 ugly maid

>>12445025
gay :D

>>12445886

>>12456940

>>12444952
No. It would be selfish to burden anybody at all with a person like me.

>>12456986
Hey /ck/ love you unconditionally

>>12446210
Are you fucking retarded? That was my point. I'm calling out the idiots saying it's okay if she never fucking cooks aka the point of this thread. I'm not saying "DURRR ME HUNGEE ME NEED DINNER EVERYNITE." I'm saying that if I can't make dinner one day and this bitch doesn't cook then it's going to suck dick.

>>12446058
Have sex.

>>12456940
see my first explanation. We both cook you fucking mong. One person can't cook every single day without fail unless you're a neet. Also having a bitch that doesn't cook means you can't do one of the funnest dates, fucking cooking together.
>inb4 NO ITS NOT CUZ GIRLS ARE RETARDS AT COOKING
see, this is why dating a girl that NEVER cooks is retarded.

I implied literally nowhere that a girl needs to do all the cooking 100%, infact I said cooking is one of my fucking favorite hobbies, but I expect adults in a relationship to act like fucking adults regardless of MUH FUCKING GENDER ROLES or MUH FUCKING ABOLISH GENDER ROLES and shit.

>>12457129
>One person can't cook every single day without fail unless you're a neet
Yeah? So why did the patriarchy expect women to do this for millennia?

>>12445310
>'m sure you wouldn't date pic related if she didn't cook. Totally sure it's a deal breaker
Your Pic related probably demands he have a 300k/yr salary and spends 30%of it on her. Quite frankly, nobody here would date her, she's not even that white, ugly dyed hair, and will expect money spent her out of the ass. A soulless bitch nobody wants. You can find prettier girls for cheap.

>>12446956
Either bait or pathetic cuckoldry.

>>12457135
>unless you're a neet (housewife)
Also being a housewife or not are both respectable as long as you're taking care of the responsibilities that come with either life choices and not being a lazy bitch or womanchild who lives off mcchickens and lives in squalor.

>>12456382
hey an attempt is all that matters, its the ones that can't be bothered you should avoid

>>12444952
my current wife can't cook, love her with my heart.

>>12456940
hate to be the one to break it to you but 10/10 rarely are great lays, they never had to try so they just lay there and after 6 months it gets old (like rock your hips or something) 7/10 on the other hand will work for it and are still mostly there in the looks

>>12457220
Most men worship women so they let them get away with pretty much anything as long as they can put their pp inside once a year.

I cook, she sucks my dick on demand...because I cook

>>12457135
you are retarded, clinically! men have nothing to do with patriarchy, its completely driven by woman as a way to find a suitable mate that can provide since woman are the ones that hold the final decision on who they breed with.

>>12456940
name of streamer so me and me zoomerlads can spamhis chat??? 4head

Yep, already

>>12444952
I love cooking so I absolutely would. She needs to be willing to clean though.
desu I just want a qt who likes spending time with me

>>12457271
I wanted to do that too lol. But can't rmb the name sorry. Maybe V knows

The likelihood of me ever marrying a real girl is small, but ideally speaking, I'd actually prefer to be the cook of the couple. I wouldn't be opposed to teaching her and making things together, though.

>>12445028

Only based poster in this thread.

>>12444971
Yes you can still marry white girls.

>>12444952

My mom doesn't cook as much as my Dad. Which, I know sucks. So a lot of the time I cook for my family. I'm going to make a sort of broken lasagna soup, so maybe later in life when I move I'll find someone older than me by 2-3 years who can cook and such.

>>12457969

*make broken lasagna soup tonight, I mean

>>12444952
Sneed

>>12444952
I don't like dating people who are less capable than me. Makes me feel like a babysitter.

>>12444952
I can already tell this is all going to be either:
I wouldn't marry a woman.
t. Dicksucker
or
I wouldn't marry
t. MTGOW

Fuck it. I've got nothing better to do today.

>>12445944
>>12446239
>>12446712
This woman's voice sounds like nails on a chalk board. What the hell is wrong with you people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2qhqDN-oJQ

>>12460105
Who the hell still uses a chalk board in 2019?

>>12460105
Is this Bjork 2.0?

>>12444952

I love to cook and the answer is no. I dated a few who couldn't even operate a microwave on their own. The first few times they are amazed at my cooking was novel but it got old. When I started dating my wife we were total partners in the kitchen and always challenge each other and come up with new ideas or try new things. Our cuisine ranges all over the place. Where she has me beat is baking and it's probably one of the things that sucked me in. Coming home to your wife baking you treats is something else.

>>12444952
A woman who doesn't cook probably doesn't clean or have any concept of femininity. She probably "doesn't want" kids in her 30s and then when the wall of menopause looms over her in her 40s, she will go fucking nuts and try to pump out an autism baby--or else get like 20 cats to fill the void in her life. Women like this are basically men with a vagina. NOT INTERESTED.

>>12459307
Judging a thread by your preconceived misconceptions without actually putting 5 minutes into reading it is the same kind of red flag as not knowing how to cook.

>>12461111
quads of truth, nuff said

>>12457062
With love like this, who needs anomie?

>>12445698
This

>>12446956
Does she also not brush her teeth because her mother did? Talk to her about it and try to help her get over herself. She doesn't have to cook all the time, but there's nothing degrading about cooking. It's like whipping your ass, just a part of an adult's life

>>12445698
Fuck cleaning. I live in a home, not a museum.

>>12444952

At least use the image of him burning the cereal. Jesus!

>>12444952
Yeah.
My GF can't cook for shit.
I do pretty much all the cooking.
She does pretty much all the cleaning.
Works out realy well, desu, since I'd much rather cook than clean.

>>12446956
doomed to fail. it won't last 3 years (without her cucking you at least). I would bet everything.

>>12456378
strong this^

>>12445939
Imagine being with a line cook. No matter how busy my day was I had to cook because he cooked all day. I made hom breakfast, lunch and dinner and then it all was expected. No thank yous or anything.

>>12452615

Wrong. When i was single it was hard to get random pussy, but now that Im married i feel like girls throw themselves to me. I will go to a bar while on a business trip with some co workers, and 4 drinks later Im showing pictures of my wifes son while getting jerked off underneath the table.

>>12462115

Yeah it really is a fucked up thing. Girl see's a ring and she instantly knows "this guy is successful enough to get married I can be a turbo slut"

>>12444952
Yes, but I wouldn't want to marry one that refuses to try.

>>12461111
/thread

>>12445392
ill take the one on our left

>>12444952
I would if she was this female
https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1560142073977s.jpg

My wife is weird. She doesn't cook very frequently but when she does it's really good.

>>12456940
Nah I'm just not going to be her personal chef. I can cook fine, but I'm not a fuckin butler

>>12445011
Have some steaks then, jeez. Or become trad

>>12446956
Eject. She's going to cheat on you, airtighted by a pack of nigs

>>12444952

doesn't cook at all? no. cooking is one of my favorite things and being without someone to share that with would be pretty miserable

I would never expect or want her to cook dinner by herself every night and be the only one in the kitchen on family holidays though. I'd want to do that stuff together whenever we could, but if I'm not around she should be able to make some half-decent meals for our family and guests

>>12444952
I won't marry, so no.
Then again, I've never had a girl that couldn't cook. Those are simply not in my league.

>>12445493
My cousin is female she eats only McDonald's and can't cook.

I wanna use her and humiliate her for being such a failure. Can't even cook. And rents herself out.