/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this isn't reddit

>trusting food from anyone from 4chan
Someone post that pic from a /k/ meetup, I don't have it saved.

>>12443023
the one with the semen cookies?

4chan is best when it stays on the internet. Irl 4chan never ends well.

I would cum n everything before it is cooked, and leave hair in the food as well.

I made chili for a /k/ meetup. I told them there was cum in it as a joke but they ate it anyway.

>>12443003
This isn't /r9k/, incel.

>>12442858
yes. no.

>>12442858
that image looks like they're about to pin me down and suck my cock

>>12444245
Are you gay, Anon?

>>12443045
>>12443214
>>12443253

>>12442858
yes!

>>12443023

>>12444245
that's an accurate description of Saint Oniisan

>>12442858
Yes?

I mean I have friends who browse 4chan since we were in highschool on and off, I don't think any of them post in /ck/ at all.

>>12444447
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/22859404/

>>12444480
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/22901392/

>>12444128
incel?

*BANG*

better than being dead wrong, whore.

>>12442858
I used to fry up spam and eggs, and make rice for my girlfriend and her roommate. She was a japanese from hawaii so she really appreciated it.

I dont really cook anymore, ever since that time I tried to do something nice and prepared roast duck. Beheaded the thing and everything. I forget what happened, but my mom came home in a shit mood and made me feel shitty. When the duck was done I pulled it out of the oven, slammed the tray onto the table, and told them all to eat it or leave it, do whatever the hell you want, and that was that. Later I checked on the dining room and my mom sat there picking at the bird and just said "its undercooked." Whatever man.
Didnt just prepare the duck I prepared sides that I never made before, flying around the kitchen following 3 recipes at once. If i just got one "thank you" i probably would have been fine.

>>12442858
Yeah actually, I went to college with a guy that browsed 4chan for a couple years. He went and joined the military after he couldn't get a decent paying job.

>>12444513
Is this copypasta?

>>12442858
I cook for my sister and she browses 4chan, does that count?

>>12444447
>>12444444
hmm

>>12444477
this. but I have a couple friends who lurk /ck/. I’ve cooked for them a few times, they love it. last time was a really nice braised cabbage with Italian sausage, potatoes, and carrots. hearty and cheap. I got everything in the pot and we smoked weed till it was done

>>12444772
No.

But I get that a lot here. When i post I like to get my fill and write about everything.

>>12442858
There's only one person I've met and kept in contact with from this whole site in so many years and I would love nothing more than being able to cook for them.
Each and every meal would be special and made with every ounce of my love and they wouldn't ever have to lift a finger because they're just that dear to me.

>>12445035
You talking about Audrey?

>>12445035
>>12445134
fucking autistic hoe won't even post feet but I bet if she stamped grapes the resulting wine would be godly

>>12445022
>I have a couple friends

Normalfag-tier

t.someone who doesn't know anyone from 4chan

tfw no cute /ck/ friend to cook for me while i make fast food threads