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My gf's birfday is coming up and I was thinking about getting her some chocolate covered strawberries.

will she enjoy them?

>> No.12442722

A bullet

>> No.12442735

>>12442719
get her a cup of cyanide

>> No.12442739

>>12442719
cunny

>> No.12442740

>>12442719
Get Shari's Berries,they are SO good.

>> No.12442775

It's a good thing you're asking /ck/ - we know your gf so well.

>> No.12442786

>>12442775
She doesn't exist, so we know her too well.

>> No.12442842
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>>12442719
>[bullshit statement to justify posting image on a cooking board]

>> No.12442845

>>12442719
I'm nit a fan of fruit with chocolate, I always find it makes the chocolate taste bland and the fruit taste stale.

>> No.12442876

>>12442719
I'm a woman and I would prefer if you would buy me a nice fruit basket or maybe some ambrosia.
They use shitty strawberries in those things so get me the tiny ones. Oh, and get me the round watermelons instead of the long ones. They have more flavor.

>> No.12442930

>>12442719
Probably, because she's probably stupid. What a terrible clash of flavors. But stupid people (women) love them for some reason.

>> No.12442982

>>12442719
chocolate covered strawberries suck dog dicks. the strawberries are usually not sweet enough for them to be good. get her wdible chocolate roses instead.

>> No.12442990

>>12442719
Why don't you take her somewhere instead and make memories together?

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>>12442876
>I'm a woman

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>>12442719
>My gf's

When will this meme finally die?

>> No.12444327

>>12442719
she will if she likes chocolate covered strawberries and the ones you get are at least decent. Otherwise you're completely fucked.

>> No.12444340

>>12442719
i fucking hate thots
>teehee tall man with big dick get me excited

>> No.12445074

>>12444340
>teehee tall man with big dick get me excited
Hey,sport! How you doing?

>> No.12445270

>chocolate covered strawberries
Very underwhelming

>> No.12445294

>>12445074
>manlet detected

in all seriousness why do you get so booty blasted over some retarded thot meme? For all we know it could have been made ironically by some /r9k/ user looking to trigger faggots like you.

>> No.12445300

>>12445294
meant for >>12444340

>> No.12445325

>>12445294
>>12445074
5'2 180lb whales noticed
Try going back to your twitter hugbox

>> No.12445373

>>12445325
cope

>> No.12445378

>>12445373
reverse-cope

>> No.12445463

>>12445378
double cope

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12445492

Fuck off.

>> No.12445552

TRIPLE COPE

>> No.12445569

>>12442740
clearly you have never tasted a normal, homegrown strawberry
Sheri’s Berries are frankenfood, grown for size, redness, and durability. They have a mild acid flavor but nothing else. They are NOT “good” but rather are the opposite of food you want to eat, and only taste “good” when dipped in chocolate-wax flavoring

>> No.12445856

>>12445325
>>12444340
What the fuck made you so mad about a simple assessment about sexual preferences?