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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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/ck/ humor

>> No.12436786

>>12436757
I like my steak well done.

>> No.12436787

>>12436757
Okay. Let us know when you've started.

>> No.12436790

>>12436757
Sad as fuck.

>> No.12436796

>>12436787
You suck and OP rules.

>> No.12436803

>>12436757
Only soyboys get rare steaks to “prove” their masculinity.

>> No.12436804
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>>12436757
Vroom vroom

>> No.12436807

>>12436803
Only soyboys think they can prove their masculinity with food or hobbies.

>> No.12436819

>>12436804

yeah I'm going fast bitch

>> No.12436850

>>12436804
I want racecar johnny to fuck me in the ass

>> No.12437288
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Leaked photo from a Pepsi factory.

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>> No.12437321

>>12436757
>racecar Johnny in the back
Ok, so xhe has been self aware this whole time

>> No.12437326

>>12437316
I go for the twist and tuck if the bag is over 2/3 full and anything under that I just tuck it.

>> No.12437337
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>> No.12437348

>>12436757
This is literally one of the unfunniest things I have ever seen and I have watched ISIS beheadings

>> No.12437349
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>> No.12437359
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>> No.12437364
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Have any of you ever tried something like this?
It seems like one of the most cursed beverage

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>> No.12437376

>>12437321
The author is 100% serious but makes the comics seem like parody in an attempt to not be parodied. It’s weird but kinda works; you don’t see too many edits besides Racecar Johnny. At least not many edits when compared to other liberal comics.

>> No.12437394

>>12437364
looks like gasoline

>> No.12437406

>>12436803
cringe

>> No.12437411

>>12437348
this

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Would you?

>> No.12437424

>>12437412
sei ithaliano, amiho mio?

>> No.12437432

>>12437412
ayy lmao

>> No.12437439

>>12436757
>He sucks, and you rule!
wew, how can somebody unironically pander to themselves like that?

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>>12437424
Unluckly yes, dè

>> No.12437459
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Now this is a cursed thread

>> No.12437473

>>12437364
I bought a 5 liter bottle of 53% rice wine in China for about $20cdn. Was a good time.

>> No.12437499

>>12437473
Woof. That 白酒 is some wicked stuff. I brought some home for a friend. He dubbed it "Satan Piss."

>> No.12437503
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>>12437473
Did you want to kill yourself?

>> No.12437514

>>12437499
I drank a gourd of it every day I was there. It’s better when you’re already drunk...

>> No.12437520

>>12437503
Yes but that’s because I hate being around so many people. The booze was my only salvation on that trip. Well, that and the unlimited hairy Chinese pussy...

>> No.12437526

>>12437514
>It’s better when you’re already drunk
Yiss. I'd have to get at least four or five bottles of Yanjing or Tsingtao before we got into that stuff. Couldn't drink the Chinese red or white wine... it was nearly juice with alcohol in it. Fuckin' asking for a wicked hangover.

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>> No.12437535

>>12437526
That low alcohol pineapple beer you get at 7 11 is fucking awesome. Just need some rice wine to spike it with!

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TETSUO!

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>> No.12437560

>>12437550
haha bill where'd you find this?

>> No.12437566
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>>12437550
You should feel bad

>> No.12437569
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>>12437337
killing youre child xD

WHO DID THIS?!?!? XD XD

>> No.12437572

>>12437443
this is just the 4 stages of life

>> No.12437573
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Don't get /ck/ started on grilling. It'd be like another Hundred Years War or some shit.

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>> No.12437612

>>12437443
>lui e italiano unironicamente
haha L
sono un americano ritardato so forgive me but:
il mio professore d'italiano ha detto che quando va in italia sempre ordina due pizze perche una non saziava mai. e normale o lui era un fatass?

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Some fresh bread.

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>>12437566

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>>12436757
There, now that is more accurate

>> No.12437630

>>12437326
my nigga

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>>12437573

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>>12437573
This was quite literally me yesterday

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>>12437620
>mfw this blueberry-shaped train wreck is still gorging on unhealthy shit while his atrophied arm hangs dead at his side

>> No.12437660
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>>12437612
>due pizze
He's a filthy fatass.
50% of my friends usually cannot even finish a single normal-size pizza, but I suppose they're just a bunch of faggots.

American pic just for you

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>>12437613
ok

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does this qualify?

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>> No.12437772

>>12437573
This is my grill except mine has 4 legs instead of 3

>> No.12437793 [DELETED] 

>>12436757
LOL men are so ridiculous!
>>12437288
Not epic =(
>>12437296
HAHA THAT 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER
>>12437290
LMAO CHING CHONG
>>12437305
This explains everything XD
>>12437316
Lol so relatable
>>12437337
Oh man I hope she was okay =/
>>12437349
Lol gross :p
>>12437359
Simply epic, good sir!
>>12437369
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12437412
HEYY LMAO
>>12437417
very lewd xD
>>12437537
FUCKING LOL THEY SPELLED CHICKEN WRONG
>>12437550
I don't get it?
>>12437566
Haha you would totally never see this stuff on a menu so that's why it's so funny!!
>>12437573
#Wishin'IWasGrillin'
>>12437592
Ewwww lool
>>12437620
LMFAOOOO
>>12437639
Amen!
>>12437688
I know what I'm doing tonight!

>> No.12437796

>>12437772
wow so epic bro

>> No.12437808

>>12436757
>/ck/ humor
>cast iron pan with soy face shopped on it
cringe

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>>12437793

>> No.12437811

>>12437808
>be you
>be failure in every possible way

>> No.12437813

>>12437573
IVE GOT MY BARBECUE SHOES ON

>> No.12437819

>>12437811
>be me
>can actually cook instead of shilling fast food crap
life is a lonely road on 4channel

>> No.12437823
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>>12437793
Are you proud of your actions?

>> No.12437826

What was the name of that guy who used to cook from a first person pov and his apartment was a complete disgrace and it always looked like the food would kill you if you ate it. Also maybe spark plugs?

I know it's not really relevant to the thread, but it's not really a very good thread so far, is it?

>> No.12437827

>>12436757
Lmao you pathetic dishwashers never fail to make me laugh with your "ck humor" threads

Face it, most ramen chefs will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You do not belong in the kitchen, get over it losers

>> No.12437832

>>12437826
Cooking with hoarders? Something like that

>> No.12437833

>>12437823
I belly laughed!

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>>12437296

>> No.12437851

>/ck/ humor
>everything is a meme, everything is reddit
probably the shittiest slow board on 4channel

>> No.12437874

>>12437826
cooking with hoarders

>> No.12437884

>>12437793
based post

>> No.12437887

>>12437832
>>12437874

That want the name of the guy, but you helped me find it. Masaokis he was called.

Thanks very much guys. I'll let you get back to your, er, I want to say "jokes"?

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>>12437793
I love you anon

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>>12437827
I don't mind really.
I've decided to live every single aspect of my life, even the insignificant ones. Future is scary and upsetting, but we don't have to let it impact our present. I've learned to laugh, to smile, to be simply happy for tiny things.

>I won't be rich.
>I won't be famous.
>I won't live with a qt3.14 gf.
I don't care, I'm enjoying my little part of happiness.
Included 4chan and your grotesque company.

>> No.12437913

>>12437826
Dinotendies?

>> No.12437960

>>12437832
>>12437874
So we've entered the era where people literally don't know masao
Why am I still here

>> No.12438012

>>12437550
Peanuts, margarine, jelly, five-past-five?

>> No.12438237

>>12437793
Lol I got warned for this post