/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12436574
Saltines. They're about as mild as you can get, which is good in case you can't keep them down, and they'll help with electrolytes because that's just salt. I'd also suggest chicken soup for the sodium content, and just make sure to drink lots of fluids.

>>12436574
that's what you get for being a meal prepfag.
microwaved leftovers are deadly

>>12436574
not even joking... opium cures food poisoning

ensure

>>12436596
Thanks, buddy. I'm not sure if I'm still poisoned, though. I felt a lot better after I purged every atom in my digestive system from both ends. Can I still eat all of that during recovery?

>>12436598
Wasn't mealprep food. I just didn't feel like cooking last night, so I ate some two-day old lo mein.

>>12436621
I have a bag of poppy seeds in my pantry. Can I just eat the entire bag?

>>12436624
That's on my list now. Thanks, Anon.

>>12436574
Do not take pepto or anti diarrhea, you need to shit and throwup everything. Drink soups/broths and plenty water

>>12436574
Do you have what they call "digestives" (if you're in the UK or Australia you'll know but US probably not).
The chocolate topped versions are really nice.

>>12436633
>Wasn't mealprep food.
ok then here: BRAT
>banana
>rice
>applesauce
>toast
if you can keep food down, just eat some BRAT, but not alot, and if you think youre better dont overeat or youll be sick again.

>>12436633
>Thanks, buddy.
No problem fren. You should be fine eating saltines and chicken soup during recovery, but make sure to drink some plain water to balance out all the sodium.

I'll do a pepcid or tagamet if my diarrhea is all acid.

Chinese takeout is okay if you're homebound. Get delivery of a few items to meet your minimum. Meal 1, eggdrop or won ton soup. White rice. Meal 2, fried rice or moo goo gai pan or egg foo young.

>>12436633
do NOT eat a entire bag of poppy seeds! poppy seeds no longer have any opium on them after a kid died from making tea with 5lbs of them like a moron , the company's now wash them ruining all the fun

>>12436574
Yup...should getchya some good ol' Cannabis for what ails ya

>>12436621
no it doesn't, especially not ifyou're one of those people who narcotics make violently ill.

>>12436918
you got to do real raw opium straight from the poppy, once they separate its components into a single drug you'll get negative effects. raw opium has about 1,000 active components most of which in very minute amounts but they counter act the effects of the main drugs. i get horrible hives from medical morphine and codeine makes me throw up but a glass of tea made from raw opium and im fine also it lasts a lot longer and doesn't cause wicked withdraws like prescription garbage. same deal with chewing cocaine leafs you get a nice little buzz but refine it to coke and go crazy and blow all your money go one step further and turn it into crack and you'll be sucking aids dicks just to get a hit. Or corn which is fine until you refine high fructose syrup

>>12436998
Glorious retarded post

>>12436598
>>12436651
Jesus Christ what a conspicuous and terrible poster. Stop posting on this board.

>>12436998
explain by what mechanism a drug that binds with neural receptors in your brain cures bacterial colonization in your digestive tract

>>12436574
BRAT: bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Some of the mildest shit you can put in your body. Peanut butter isn't bad either, same with mashed potatoes.

>>12437757
it shocks your system by rapidly changing your bodies pH to be more alkaline which most bacteria can't not survive in, it also causes reduced motility and less moister in the digestive tract which for one it stops you from shitting yourself and two makes it a inhospitable environment for bacteria. You do realize the IMODIUM® (loperamide) diarrhea medication is literally derived from opium

It is because you are lacking nootrients, just eat raw meat until you are satiated, you will never get sick, haha.

>>12436667
>>12436645
>>12436633
am I the only person who just gets diarrhea from food poisoning? Can't even imagine what it's like to be coming from both ends desu

>>12439709
You've never had food poisoning anon

>>12436574
Yeah no, if you really had food poisoning you wouldn't be this chill right now. Trust me, if you had food poisoning you would know it, kid. You're just a pussy ass bitch with a typical upset stomach, nothing more.

>>12439715
Dude I literally ate spoiled venison a couplrle years ago and shit my brains out for two days. By the end it was just acidic water shits.

>>12439734
be thankful then
bad food poisoning to me is something like being curled up in the fetal position spraying bile out the top and watery shits just dribbling out of your butthole

>>12439734
You had diarrhea you gay baby, congratulations. It wasn't food poisoning.

>>12439750
yea when you're so fucked up you don't even care that laying in a pool of your own fluids on the bathroom floor, like fuck it imma take a nap right here until i feel better

>>12439769
>when anon embellishes his story to try to fit in

>>12439775
>embellishes
well the first round i crawled back into bed but by the third bout i was done and stayed in place