/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fuck your tiny ass cat. and fuck your bananas.

>>12420724
This isn't the official \ck\ dickered guy.

>>12420724
Plz do not mix kot

>>12420737
huh? anonymous imageboards don’t have identified users. /ck/ is an anonymous community for sharing pictures

teriyaki noodle pack
Cheddar
Parmesan cheese

tastes like sauce-less spaghetti, actually pretty ok

i made egg with cheese

i ordered sesame oil and all kinds of stuff to mess with in few days

>>12420724
So you finally decided to cook the cat?

>>12420745
This. We're all the dickered guy.

food and catfaggotry is always a winning combination!

>>12420764
ew

Made moussaka for the first time, used this video as a guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWUGrhCJLPU
Didn't follow it to the letter, only used eggplant f.e. but it came out very good.
Don't have more pics because on plate it wasn't exactly photogenic, but it tasted so good it's all gone already.

>>12420983
> it wasn't exactly photogenic

and yet you post that abomination.

>>12421002
>reddit spacing
opinion discarded

>>12421013

>2019

>still talking about reddit spacing

opinion discarded

>>12420724

>>12420724
/ck/ - my reddit blog

>>12421049
>discarding an opinion is an opinion that can be discarded.
Yeah, it makes sense you are that dumb.
Anyway, as this is a cooking thread. Why don't you show us how it's done instead, reddit man?

>>12420724
Fuck off, shitposter.

>>12421080
Just filter it.

>>12420963
Oh no!

>>12421082
start with a healthy dose of toxoplasmosis

this thread is for sharing cooking pictures so please stop whining about cats
if someone wants to post pictures of their cat, they’ll have to take it to /an/
:)

>>12421131
What about cooking cats?

>>12420724
*sighs* Kitters.....

>>12420963
Even the cat knows rice cookers are shit and a meme appliance.

>>12420724
I wanna eat your cat

I live for getting dickered with cat threads.

Thanks texas anon.

>>12420724

you're such a fucking faggot.

i kill cats that i see out in my neighborhood with a .17 air rifle. i hope that you live near me so i can kill your cat and don't see these faggy threads anymore.

>>12421834
That's actually illegal.

>>12421848
pest control is not illegal, anon

>>12421834
I do the same but with dogs and a 12 gauge

>>12421834
Threatening Kitters

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>>12421080
>>12421834
Based as fuck

>>12420724
Based butt mad faggot

>>12420724
This is an old one but I make this a lot. I forgot to take pictures of actually cooking it though.

>>12422638

Fuck these threads

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>>12420764
>t. poorfag

I’m slightly dickered myself, I hope y’all are having a comfy Sunday.
>start by cooking up hickory-smoked bacon

>>12422991
Should have mentioned that I’m making a good ol’ fashioned corn chowdah, just like momma used to make.
>save bacon grease, add butter, and add onion.

>>12421834
>internet tuff guy
Even if what you say is true, eventually your dumb ass is going to get caught.

>>12423053
>add flour to onion, add broth, corn, and potato
>switch to a larger pot because you realize you fucked up

>>12420724
Your toxoplasmosis has no bounds. Shit litter eating faggot.

>>12423155
>blend half of the soup until smooth

>>12420963
If this was a dog I'd be turned on asf.

>>12420724
>catatouille

>>12423389
>add mixture back to pot
>add cream, green onion, and bacon

>>12420724
Did she fuck the cat

>>12421834
>>12422453
You have to be 18 to post here. Adolescents who get kicks out of killing animals are too young.

>>12420724
Cured these pork bellies for 2 weeks for bacon and cold smoked them for 12 hours yesterday. Forgot to take pics of the smoking. Fried some up today and was immediately transported to the 19th century frontier. So much better and cheaper than the shit sloughed off as bacon nowadays.

>>12421013
We've been using "reddit spacing" for forever you wannabe

>>12423427
All done. Happy Sunday!

>>12420963
God I wish that was me.

>>12423620
What's stopping you? People give cats away.

>>12421834
kitties are gooder than you and I hope you eat shitty wonder bread grilled cheese with margarine for the rest of your fat tub life

>>12423471
I don't get a kick from it, if a dog comes on my property it gets buckshot, we have leash laws here and I enforce them.

ah yes, cooking the same three dishes over and over with trace amounts of cat feces is quintessential /ck/

Reminder if you're not putting sage in options you're basically just as bad as OP.

>>12420733
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>>12423186
(You)s for you idiots >>12425409

>>12423530
>look I digged through all these old posts and finally found one of another redditor.
Yeah, great proof there, autist.

>>12425420
>idiots
>s
This is all just one seething autist, friend.

>>12425961
Stuffed crust is really the only thing they have going for them. I don't understand why every pizza place doesn't offer that.

>>12420737
butter lamb

>>12423533
That looks new. Does it have a name, or is it just called bacon onion potato soup?

>>12422656
inb4 coronary artery disease @ 35

>>12421013
Underage faggot.

>>12425961
Reddit cope. Lots of people hate these shit threads.

>>12428721
I'll keep my fingers crossed. I've had heartburn for like three days now so maybe even sooner than 35.

>>12420724
So I see no proof that OP was the real dickered cat guy. Did he die?

fuck these threads

>>12429733
>the real dickered guy
anonymous imageboard and “ecelebs” are discouraged
the fact that i made this thread and the attention whore is seething too much to share cooking pictures without his gay cat says everything about the motive behind his threads

>>12421834
I do the same with hookers.

>>12430129
>the fact that i made this thread and the attention whore is seething too much to share cooking pictures without his gay cat says everything about the motive behind his threads
>the fact that i made this thread
You are worse by several orders of magnitude. At least he's creating content in addition to being an attention whore. You're just "acting" like a faggot.

>>12430427
He makes the same three or four awful, catshit laced dishes over and over while typing like a retard and mass-replying to his reddit fangirls. He's no better than mcchicken posters.

>>12422656
that unironically looks so good

>>12430454
Obsessed.

>this guy is making /ck/ a worse place while staying on topic
>i need to make /ck/ a better place by creating an off-topic thread where I throw a bitch fit about some autist with his cat
Re-evaluate your life.

>>12430427
This guy's level of mental illness is something to see.
Reminds me of that poop guy on /b/.

>>12430507
I'm not the guy who made the thread. It's not just one person who hates this shit, no matter how many times you delusional catfucking redditors say so.

>>12428319
Corn chowder!

>>12430507
this is a thread dedicated to meals people have cooked. it has the same format as the delusional cat fag, i’m just not spamming pictures of my cat for attention
if he genuinely cared about cooking, he’d be using this thread. he’s not. he’s hoping for this thread to disappear so he can continue making them with his namefag cat posts
now stop whining and post pictures of your cooking or go to /an/

>>12420724
>hide thread

>>12430129
You are seriously mental.

Ah...finally a thread worth contributing to. I’ve posted before, it’s a pork belly pita

>>12430575
The difference is that others just ignore the thread and don't throw an ongoing hysterical fit like an autistic two year old, because their imagined safespace isn't exactly ordered the way they want.
If you really can only act like a lunatic, perhaps you should give >>>/r9k/ a try, you'll feel right at home I'm sure.

>>12432431
yet here you are sperging out because your cat fag can’t post his thread

>>12432431
This guy has some pretty severe mental problems. No need to try to reason with him, his brain simply doesn't work.
It's easy enough to ignore his spazzing, but like I said before it's still fun to call him out.
You know he's like an inch away from doing something in his sad life.
Hurting a family member, himself, etc.
If he suddenly disappears you'll know why kek

>>12432442
>no u
he's pulling all the stops

>>12432547
>he literally can't stop projecting his own mental illness

The lengths you go to to convince yourself only one guy dislikes your reddit general is hilarious and concerning. I'm praying for you.

>>12433348
Just skip it and get back on your meds.

>>12433419
Schizo cope. Go huff your cat's farts.

>>12433493
Nobody on /ck/ has ever been so buttflustered by a thread. You can't tell anyone to "cope"

>>12433502
you seem disappointed that this thread has no cat pictures in it because the OP is different

>>12433502
This thread doesn't make me feel any more "buttflustered" than a typical mcchicken shitpost or hot sauce thread. Like I said, I'm not every anti-catfag post you see.

>>12433528
Your level of buttfluster is evident by the amount of time you don't spend in the mcchicken threads.

>>12433562
Can't be everywhere at once, and those aren't generals.

>>12433572
You're never there.

>>12433588
I'm not a namefag so you'd never be able to tell. Face it, it's possible to dislike these threads and fast food shitposting at the same time.

>>12433596
Yeah, so the mcchicken thread lover who refuses to take his meds also sees himself as a junior janitor. Why not?
This level of nutso normally stays on /b/. Think it's time you head there.

>>12433622
This level of cope is incredible. Head on back to rebbit, I hear you can downvote posters who don't join the circlejerk there!

>>12433622
>catanon keeps tabs on every poster who disrupts his safe space

concerning desu

fuck these threads

>>12433348
This is like an AI project or something, I've never seen such perfectly efficient trolling.

sneed

>>12434160
Oh, you should visit /co/ sometime. Trolling some shows has reached meme level, you can predict the responses.

>>12422645
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>>12422656
>t. VeGuNs R uNhEaLtHy

>>12431728
>pita
>it's an english muffin

>>12434310
What? I don't even think about vegans. That's so old I don't even bother making fun of them. It's not 2008. And what makes you think I think a 5000 calorie meal and a 750 of shitty vodka is healthy? Please be bait. This is my first time on /ck/ so I don't know if retards actually post here.

>>12434326
>I don't know if retards actually post here
it's 4channel

>>12434411
good point

>>12434326
Can your English muffin do this?

>>12435945
Looks like a SMB Live Action Movie Goomba

>>12435945
I wouldn't want it to

>>12436022
That's why it's a pita hoss.

>>12420963
No way your cat took a shit that big faggot

>>12436119
want to come to my house and inspect it bitch?

>>12436134
Nobody wants to go to your house, that's why you post here.

>>12420724
ok

>>12436141
Wait a minute, this comment was so long ago. Did a mod...auto-bump this thread? Based. Catfucker BTFO

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>>12428979
>autism speaks

>>12436501
>tripfags using reddit space
Yup, I rest my case.

>one thread causes 35 autists to eternally seethe
based af

cunny

>>12420724
Nearly everything on my plate today is smoked and pickled, ask me how my breath smells

>>12422656
>Akira in the background
NICE!

>>12437475
idiot

Reminder that this reeing is from someone that thinks shitposting about some guy's thumb is quality /ck/ content.

>>12436501
Ok now this is epic!

>>12438535
it's ok you can still suck my dick I don't mind

>>12438535
I don't need to ask, my gf (male) eats the same shit and I taste it when we french.

>>12436440
it's a slow board, new tard. Go back to /b/ if you can't handle it

>>12438882
idiot