/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12429456
Bitch, thats a wagon wheel and you will respect its name.

thats rotelle. My personal favourite is tagliatelle.

>>12429456
For me, it's Action Man bowties.

>>12429480
>prefers pasta that cooks unevenly
pleb taste

>>12429491
Yeah like the spiral garbage that you posted, the outside mush and the inside still fuckin crunchy

>>12429510
t. retard that doesn't know how to cook pasta

>>12429491
I just said it because I like Alan Partridge to be honest.

>>12429456
For me, it's penne or spaghetti.

>>12429520
t. Retard with shit pasta preferences

>>12429544
Not like you've posted what you like yet, anon. I want to know the pasta preferences of someone who struggles to make it.

>>12429491
Who in the hell even uses those noodles? They're always mushy in the middle and hard on the edges, even when cooked properly. I swear to my local lighthouse association that your dead wrong, m8.

>>12429456

>>12429576
What is even the point of that shape??

>>12429583
Halloween skeletons.

>>12429596
that's pretty creepy

>>12429583
maximum sauce adherence

>>12429570
t. cooklet

For me, it's the phallus.

>np rigatoni yet
Plebs.

>>12429583
Excellence

>>12429530
>>12429661
penne and rigatoni master race

>>12429456
Favorite smaller pasta is ziti
Favorite longer pasta is fettucini

IF ITS NOT SPAGHETT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>12429656
Fucking fags, I swear

>>12429456

For me, it's syphilis spirochetes

>>12429468
HEYY MAMMA ROCK ME

>>12429456
shells

>>12429468
fpbp

>>12429656
And then, for no reason at all...

>>12429698
Suitably slimy

>>12429456
>Orange slices
Kek im using that

Anything other than penne is objectively wrong

>>12429468
It's lotus roots you mongoloid.

>>12430776
clearly a web you pleb

>>12429583
cramming meaty sauce into the surface area

>>12429576
the patrician's choice. I never see it in stores though. sad

>>12430708
I got curious about that image, you know the one, so I tried actually loading a 5.56 mag with those. I expected the one of the bottom to shatter early on, but it didn't.
Their shape made it impossible to make them stay in after the first 15, though.

>>12430708
penne is literally the worst of them all.

My favorite pasta shape.

Gnocchi, Tagliatelle and Penne are my favourites.

fusilli > farfalle > rigatoni > penne > tagliatelle > everything else

>>12431113
but does it feed?

>>12429456
for me, it's humble spaghetti (or even better - tagliatelle)
other than that, more rigid shapes like penne that you can bite into.
Fusilli and the like might have a fantastic surface area, but consistency is too mushy.

>>12431118
you fucking idiot. you cunt. fuck you cunt, fucking retard.

for me its ravioli, the bigger the better

>not just crushing up a couple slabs of lasagna

Retards, all of you.

>no cavatelli
>no garganelli
>no orecchiette
Y'all are plebs

>>12431863
>PIZZA’D.com Presents

>>12429456
The three main pastas I buy are Linguini, Raidatore, and Campanelle.
Of course, I buy others sometimes too, but those are the three I keep in the pantry at all times.

>>12431192
very unreliably. Like maybe one in ten.

>>12431863
She does look like a size queen

>>12429456

>>12431141
is it me or this looks like a face?

tagiatelle

>>12429456
Step aside cunts

>>12429689
>>12429661
For me, its rigatoni. The best noodle for baked ziti. (actual ziti noodles are only second to rigatoni)

>>12429656
Whoa.
I used to like O shapes...
You wanna hang out out later?

>>12429456
My favorite kind of noodle is spaghetti

>>12431141
t.King Koopa
GET IT! He wants to see Mario get eated!

>>12432015
>PIZZA’D
For a moment I thought that existed.
You know what does exist? >>12431902IsaJerk.you!

for me it's the humble elbow macaroni

>>12430693
And then, one day, for no reason at all* faggot.

i'm a big guy so i need a big pasta

>>12429456
Fusilli bucati and trofie

Orecchiette by a long shot.

-t. barese american

>>12431902
hand made goodnes
bitches love men being crafty
bitches love being fed
making hand made orecchiette got me laid

>>12429480
Based partridgeposter

>>12429456
Farfalle

Do you faggots even learn while you eat?

for me, it's texaroni.

>>12431192
Id still be hungry but a child maybe

>>12429491
I love these, as a kid I used to swallow one whole every now and then and pretend they were worms

I think I was big into lion king at the time

>>12429570
>referring to pasta as noodles
Fuck off you stupid Amerishart.

>>12432946
>noodle
Culinary opinion discarded

>>12429510
y i k e s .
>>12429656
based
>>12433403
BASED AND TEXPILLED

for me, its paccheri

>>12429656
OP starting his own pasta brand?

>>12429468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhUWqFI3S9c

>>12433484
>guy makes a simple semantic error and you sperg out
now /this/ is what I call obsession

>>12433603
desu I'd at least try the iguana

>>12429583
it'll keep your graphics card from overheating

>>12433556
>ravioli's retarded cousin

>>12436480
t. pastalet

Wagon wheels always felt like the dollar store version of something like these.

>>12436700
My partner brought wagon wheels home for a change once. I was sceptical but they ended up being pretty good. The holes in the wheel are the perfect size for catching the meat and sauce in the bolognese

>>12432217
this for mac and cheese

>using spaghetti instead of pic related for red sauce in 2k19
the thicker the better

Obviously mafalde

>>12433459
heh

>>12432397
Obi-wan!

>>12436840
>My partner

>>12433556
That looks like bad calamari.
Terrible choice, you need to explain this one.

>>12437001
>try to slurp them like spaghetti
>end up eating air
Those were fun times

>>12433459
What else would a mag be used for but a child?

>huge surface area
>cooks evenly
>easy to eat with a fork
>cheapest
>easiest to store


If it's not broken, don't fix it

>>12431163
gnocchi isn't pasta you fucking degenerate

>>12437357
Gnocchi-shaped pasta exists you retard.

>>12430708
Mostaccioli is vastly superior as it has grooves in the noodles (majority of the time).

>>12433403
mah nigga, had those last night

t.texasfag

>>12437331
gotta actually chew these bad boys, anon

>>12432964

always good with cheese or American Goulash

Fucking noodles!!!

>>12429698
Would throw out all 6 million into the gutter for the rats.

>>12433219
Jewish Indoctrination intensifies.

>>12431106
They usually sell it at Target under their "Simply Balanced" brand. But it's Tri-Colored which some people don't like so eh.

The humble yet efficient tagliatelle

>>12429456
Isn't that called the wagon wheel?

>>12437293
Yeah. I play oboe while he does guitar and vocals.

>>12430708
Penne is god tier, everything else should be tossed directly into the trash

>>12429698
the best part is boiling them

>>12432217
This pasta is the best but only when it's called scoobi doo

>Ctrl + F
>Not a single mention of Tortellini

I knew /ck/ had shit taste, but god damn.

>>12440054
literally wtf

Linguinei

>>12429456
So that's what those were supposed to be. I thought they were wheels. Weird amerishits.

>>12431106
Costco sells them. But they're in a "variety pack" with farfalle and rotini.

God tier:
Tortellini, Agnolotti, Mostacholi, Campanelle, Fettucinni, Tagiatelle
Great tier:
Penne, Farfalle, Ravioli, Rotelle, Spaghetti, Vermacelli, Fusili, Parpadelle, Cavatappi,
Good tier:
Rotini, Mafalde, Orecchiette, Linguinnie
Meh tier:
Rigatoni, Lasagna, Macaroni, Paccheri, Gnocchi
Shit tier:
Angel hair, Kid Shapes, Vegetable "pasta"

>>12440462
>doesn't mention bucatini at all

kys uncultured swine

anything else is factually wrong

>>12440808
>rotini and cavatappi in the same tier
unironically kys

>>12429456
you eat ass dont you OP ;/

>ctrl+f angel
>1 result
whoever you are kill yourself

>>12440245
tortellini

When I was in jail we would get this with marinara sauce on occasion. The black kid would refer to them as "little assholes"

>>12431113
High penne-trator rounds

>>12429456
because...

Awesome.

>>12442569
It’s a Fusilli Jerry!

>why fusilli?
>because you’re silli

Ward.jpg

>>12429583
taystee

>>12429830
>>12429491
These
>>12442569
I might try these

>>12429456
Your mom's pussy shaped pasta

There's so many damn pasta shapes I was never introduced to as a kid and I can never seem to remember them. It's like pokemon, I know the classics from when I was a kid, but anything else feels like a chore to memorise and half of them look the same as another.

>>12442581
Based

>>12431113
DON'T DO IT, ANON!

>>12429491
Bowtie pasta doesn't cook unevenly. You just don't know how to cook.
You can't cook it like other pasta, its needs a low heat and time.
Rapid boils are for some pastas not others.