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What should I eat if I want to suddenly get a strong, hard to control urge to take a shit while still keeping it as solid as possible?

Asking for a friend, of course.

>> No.12428882

FIBER.
Most people think a lot of fiber will give you the shits, but it actually helps keep your shit solid and bulky. And yeah, you'll have to suddenly go. So go get some Metamucil or psylium husk fiber.

>> No.12428885

eat a dick

>> No.12428891

a 50/50 Metamucil/Vodka cocktail. Used to drink these in middle school all the time. It's called a Montezuma Citrus if you're at the bar. The metamucil makes your shit loamy and toothpaste-like but the vodka dehydrates the shit.

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>>12428866
Epic fucking thread my friend, I’ll make sure to post the screen cap on reddit for the upboats!!!!

>> No.12428898

>>12428882
What's the fastest way to achieve this, going from you eat until the urge arrives? Which foods can you recommend?

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>>12428898
HOLY FUCKING BASED!! THis is so epic! Isn't it really funny? Haha, poop!

>> No.12428949

>>12428896
>>12428942
Can't wait until you get banned.

>> No.12428967

>>12428942
i think you're replying in the wrong thread bud

>> No.12428977

>>12428866
espresso beans

>> No.12428983

>>12428896
>>12428942
wrong thread you polesmoking fags

>> No.12429002

>>12428977
What will these do?

>> No.12429610

>>12428891
>drinking vodka in middle school
Are you from Russia?