/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12424328
i crush chip bags and cookie boxes as hard as I can when I'm in the junk food isle.

>he doesnt select his produce for peak attraction and nutrition

Yes and?

>>12424335
based

>people who spit out their cherry pits all over the other produce
I fucking hate cherry season

>>12424328
Your the kind of guy that marries the first girl willing to have sex with you

>>12424372
t. pours acid on the girl's face during sex

>>12424369
Stop living near moon crickets.

>Kids who only eat a peach at the surface and then throw away 80% of the fruit

>>12424328
>People who squeeze fruit that was fresh picked at the very orchard they are purchasing said fruit from.

>>12424328
Who here /usesthefreeproducebagsasgloves/? Have some decency, boys.

>>12424328
why not? nobody wants an under ripe or overripe peach. If they're not willing to cool their peach to slow down the ripening why do i have to suffer for their indiscretion?

i'll squeeze all the damn peaches i want.

>>12424328
Some people just want to see the world burn.

>>12424794
>wants me to ruin the texture and ripening of the parts his retard fingers didn't touch
Get too close to me and I'll wreck your fucking peaches.

>>12424328
I'm not going to spend my hard earned money on sub-par fruit. Deal with it.

>>12424759
I refuse to believe anybody could possibly be this autistic. You wash the fucking produce before you eat it right?

>>12424925
>You wash the fucking produce before you eat it right?
Not him, but no.

>>12424335
BASED AND NON-PILLED

>>12424328
>refuses to quality check their own product
>gets butthurt when the customer does this for free

>>12424925
Doing it makes me forget that 50 other people had been manhandling it before I got there

>>12424797
Some people just want to see feet

I work produce and this is how I cull my peaches. If it's so ripe that it loses structure from being groped, then it doesn't belong on the floor.

>>12425536
What do you do with them though? My local store immediately puts them in a severe discount bin they discard about a day after each delivery because the ladies here like to make pies. I like to pick them up to throw at certain unwelcome members of the town after the church empties.

>>12424335
>Walking by something soft like a single-serving HoHo
>Squish one to fuck and walk away
literally cannot help myself

>>12425073
>at work
>coworker pulls out an apple
>been working out in the dirt all day
>takes his utility knife and starts cutting it open and eating it with his bare dirty hands

>>12424335

nothing more satisfying than mashing the fuck out of some sweets

any chocolate confections with fillings just squish and congeal in such a satisfying way, oof. or breaking up chocolate bars into their individual squares in the wrapper. really ought to go to the store

>>12424328
For avocados, press against where they cut it

>>12424328
so if I pick up a piece of fruit and feel that it's rotten I'm just supposed walk up to the register and pay money for rotted fruit like a jackass? better idea, how about I just kick your ass for being a faggot instead

>>12425645
what do you fucking think happens to them? they go to africa to feed starving children? they get thrown out you absolute mongoloid

>that kid who road a peach across the ocean

>>12424328
>work at a grocery store
>see kid eating a loose fruit the parent has given it
>obviously hasn't been paid for
I never did anything about it, but god damn, it's stupid. It's basically theft.

>>12426163
Good luck with that, bitch. I know Tae Kwon Do.

>>12426277

>>12424335
kek

>>12425645
Well usually compost. Sometimes to their department if they use it. I also just eat them lol

>>12425678
It always amazes me that, no matter how filthy I am in my personal habits, especially in my personal spaces at home, I'm still the fucking Saint of Cleanliness compared to 98% of fuckers out there.

>>12425510
(-_-;)

>>12428220
:P > (you)

>>12424335
>>12424367
>>12425316
>>12425654
Fuckin' kids.