/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12408851
faster wagie!

>>12408851
Did the egg negro get a special award for that display or what?

<trembles while waiting for the Sarly Kang of the Eggiwegg prison Webm is posted>
I needs it Brehs.

>>12408882

>>12408882
he was allowed a 5 minute break

>>12408856
That's so fucking cool.

>>12408909
Okay that looks good.

>>12408912
Outsourced

>>12409021
Long egg is long.

>>12409021
I wanna fuck the Hispanic egg queen

>>12409074
>Pajeets
That's not his name and you god damn well know it

>>12409034
Always have a butane torch ready in case your food attacks you.

>>12408851
The first guy would have beaten all those dual egg stylers if he hadn't fumbled a little after the third.

>>12408916
Chad chink bro

>>12408851
I can see robots replacing these fuckwads

>>12409294
they are more likely to just replace the eggs with pre-made frozen eggs that get microwaved. subway already microwaves eggs for their bacon&egg might as well go the whole way.

>>12408856
I recognize those fleshlights...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>>12408916
The fuck's going on here?

>>12408868
Do Asians really do this?

Disgusting.

>>12408851
A black cracker. Now I've seen it all.

>>12408851
>>12408856
>>12408890
>>12408893
>>12408898
>>12409376
God I hate Americans so fucking much

>>12408943
it's a bunch of fucking rollie machines in a table. what's cool about it. you crack an egg in and several minutes later you get a tube of egg product that tastes like hot plastic

>>12409478

>>12408916
>filename
kek

>>12408890

disgust.jpg

>>12408851
>>12409478
How dare you for demeaning the value of wholesome, meaningful, and fulfilling workplace culture and experiences for labor and workers in America, how dare you, you're a fucking dispicible piece of shit, ill start World War 3 over your sabatoge and attempt to stain, poison and destroy the sanctity of excellent and productive workplace environments and cultures

>>12408890
>american
>peace sign
kek

>>12408909
Wow the first one of these types of videos where the end result looks pretty damn good and not drowning in cheese or bacon.

>>12408872
>ketchup
I mean, it wasn't much to start with, but come on.

rent free

>>12409074
But how does he get out?

>>12408890

What the fuck ?

>>12409478
this.

>>12410078
Why do the truffles look like they came out of a can?

>>12409478

>>12410088
Might be preserved in oil rather than fresh. Cheaper I guess, and probably easier to come by. In Italy they aren't nearly as bad as elsewhere, and I'm pretty sure I read that that specific GIF was made somewhere in London.

>>12410078

>>12408916
Story? Looks like two dudes wailing on a bunch of women, but why?

>>12410090
>i dont care thats why i made this ms paint comic
yikes

>>12410090
>the yuro is the one who is fat

>>12409027
no wonder indian skin is so fucking oily, holy shit

>>12408856
I remember everyone gasped when they came out with this invention and look at it now

>>12410456
eggplant book chapter 3

>>12409478
*crackers
ftfy

>>12408893

>>12410470
Yeah, that tends to be the case nowadays.

>>12410090
>I don't care sooo much I went ahead and drew the lamest reaction image ever
holy shit the seething is real

>>12409956
Why get out when eggfort?

>>12410087
Dare I say these are too many spices?

>>12410908
kek. how would you know if you don't care.
Anyway, look at the company good 'ol 'murrica is keeping.

>>12408890
I get that this is disgusting but is putting yogurt in guacamole a good idea or no?

>>12411153
lol, I worked in that shit for years, we had to carry the banano by ourselves, now they have donkeys doing the job. I wonder why took them too long to realize it was easier and faster that way.

>things wrapped in other things such that strings of cheese are produced when you cut into it

>>12411074

>>12411203
I have a bunch of avocados from my tree, guess I can try this

>>12411214
>I have a bunch of avocados from my tree

Lucky Fucker

>>12410533

>>12411227
>Lucky Fucker
not really, I'm a third worlder so it's very easy to have one of those, in fact three of them spawned in my property and I had to cut two, also squirrels are a real problem because they love to eat, bite or just cut them for fun, pic related I picked up these this morning after noticing squirrels having an orgy in my tree and dumping them in the ground, really sad, wish I had a gun.

>>12409895
>omurice without ketchup

>>12411284
2 for $4 in my country...

>>12411310
>mfw that abomination even has a name

>>12411322
but yours don't have squirrel semen

>>12411284
>>12411337

Build a WALL...

>>12411031
How do they even get data? French here, go to my doc once a year for a full bloodtest and nothing more.

>>12408898
Unironically looks like a slop o shit.

>>12410078
finally, some good fucking food

>>12411369
Fuck, I feel so bad for that squirrel. And you know if you tried to help it it would only attack the shit out of you.

>>12408851
I expected someone raised in egg fortress to do like 16, this was disappointing

>>12409034
not my proudest fap

>>12408872
looked good until the cheese and egg, like a nice sausage stir fry but they had to go make it weird

>>12408851
imagine being proud of being a wagie like that and even worse a wagie at fucking mcdonalds. they guy in the dress shirt probably makes more a year than all of them put together and they happily dance for him like like circus animals

>>12409478
Stay seething yuropoor

>>12412188
Uh, yeah. Of course they do. Making that guy suspect you're not a "team player" is the quickest way to lose your job.

>>12410090
The only thing I can think of that would be worse than constantly being reminded that America exists is actually being American.

>>12412200
losing a job at mcdonalds is probably the best thing that could ever happen to someone. i would literally kill myself before working at mcdonalds

>>12412223
I hope that happens someday.

>>12410070
forget the cake, this guys slice game is on point

>>12411964
And I'd sit there and watch him suffer, sipping on a cold beer while doing so. Squirrels are just rats that know a good hairdresser.

>>12408851
Angela a cute!

>>12412866
psycho

>>12408916
God damn dude the streets of China would run red with blood for years if these insects were allowed to own guns by Poohbear.

>>12408916
I mean this happens in America too

>>12410928
But if you don’t care why would you put any real effort into the reaction? It seems like if you didn’t care you would draw the lamest reaction. Because you just don’t care.

>>12412197
>Be yuropoor
>get fucked in the ass daily by a fat retarded American ever since May 1945
>your only recourse is to complain about Americans on a wapanese cartoon imageboard full of pedophiles because your government outlawed free speech everywhere else
God it must suck to be a yuropoor.

>>12413006
This one is always a good time.

>>12412881
Angela, Egg Queen!

>>12412917
I guess you've never had to deal with the damage a squirrel causes to your place huh anon?

>>12411177
Because plant owners are stupid and cant see long term investments

>>12410083

Mmm, I love boiling the shit out of my chicken waiting for the sauce to reduce.

>>12411177
People are disposable. Equipment costs money to maintain.

>>12413016
Kek. Actually making any reaction image like that is way too much caring. That it also happens to be of typical american quality just makes it funnier.

>>12413028
Can you ease it on those tears, american? There's enough trouble as it is with melting icecaps and such. we don't need your sorrows to also raise ocean levels.

>>12410560

Fine until the fucking raisins.

>>12413006
lmfao

>>12409376
Turning a strawberry into edible glass. Kek I've seen it all now.

>>12409478

>>12409021

>ywn be an egg machine engineer

>>12409021
god i wish that were me

>>12409767

>>12408856
>Someone actually bought these

>>12409112
Assmad Pajeet detected.

>>12413701
Seems like a fun thing you might anonymously gift a stranger with.

>>12409021
egg so long
long long egg
egg so long you fry an egg

>>12413701

>>12408860
This guy knows what's up.

>>12413006
They call her the juggernaut.

>>12409713
>>12409767
>>12410090
>>12412197
>>12413539
baited

>>12408916
meanwhile in bizarro world

>>12409294

>>12408872
This is just omurice...

>>12408893
I'd be down for that

>>12408868
hot degg

>>12409153
>hey guys look at these eggs i made out of eggs

>>12414439
the true reddit way of opening a bottle, unless you're out in the middle of no where drunk with your bros and you have no bottle opener in your pockets... but who drinks wine like that on the streets unless you're filthy rich and in Paris or Italy?

>>12414638
I've done that once, because I was at an anime con, it was 1 AM, and everyone was too drunk to go find a corkscrew from somewhere.

>>12408872
>ketchup
????
>green chillis
>removes seeds
why not just use less chillis but keep the seeds in?

>>12414638
>rich
>no bottle opener
>wine in general
u ok m8? wine is dirt cheap.. wtf

>>12413006
i always crack up when the employee saving the customer from the manager decides to start beating on her

>>12414702

>>12414750
I'd also had beaten the fuck out of that /ck/ anon

>>12414750
>>12414757
Yep, he fucking deserved it.

>>12414750
Dude deserved way worse laying hands on a servant of the clown.

>>12414793
Drag her by her hemp ropes and throw her the fuck out

>>12413006
I like when the titty pops out.

>>12414793
I have no issues with black folks but why do some have to be niggers?

>>12414893
>Leslie Jones goes ape

>>12414046
tackled

>>12408937

>>12411177
>the banano

>>12409034

>>12414385
Holy fucking based if it's real

>>12413108
That's a really dark way of viewing the world.

>>12415018
That's how globalization works. Laborious tasks get outsourced to nations where life is cheap, while the rich nations grant their own population basic rights and unemployment.

>>12408893
Appalling.

>>12415309
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>>12414139
Do bongs really do this?

>>12408882
he gpt an award for being a black guy with a job
i know, he is the first one

>>12408916
>didnt win the mcdonalds brawl

>>12415471

>>12408893
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

>>12415425

>>12415537
That also works if you don't boil it. It's exactly the same if you don't boil it. Who made that video? I want to kick their teeth in because they're idiots.

>>12415008
How much do you have to be paid to risk deadly parasites?

>>12414750
Imagine being such a spineless manager that you dont tell him to get the fuck out of the building. I still treasure those moments from my restaurant days.

>>12408890
To the British the hand gestures at the end means fuck off, he's telling his abomination to fuck off and rightly so.

>>12415425
Depends on how much beer or vodka has been taken.

>>12413143
What kind of autistic 11 year old insult is this?

>>12415007
>real

>>12416072
I herd it's bad to cook olive oil, so you should use other oils for baking or frying.

>>12415648
Didn't that aussie guy eat a snail and end up in a coma?

>>12409021
That egg machine girl at the end was a qt. How does she get out?

>>12414570
what a shitty fucking recipe, this is wrong on so many levels

>>12411310
>omurice with ketchup
shit tier

>>12416262
idk, raviolis in a can kinda ruined it, for all time. not very good

>>12408872
i'd try jumbalaya omurice desu

>>12415309
NO MARK GET AWAY FROM M

>>12412197

>>12415506
Their is a nigger in my milk

>>12416672
What? You've never had chocolate milk before?

>>12412917
>I've never owned a home that had squirrels chewing through walls

>>12412866
They are rats, but they are tasty rats

>>12413006
Fuck that fat chick would be a show stopper if she could stop eating cheese burgers

>>12414439
"One needs to..."
"One may not be..."
>wearing his socks so fucking high while wearing shorts
>drinking out of the bottle out on the street in broad daylight like some vagrant

That's too many redflags,
I've determined he is a faggot

>>12416962
I'm gonna tell Willy.

>>12408898
>>12408909
>somehow magically get nothing but large middle slices

>>12416220
He ate a slug, became paralyzed and later died.

>>12417181
There's a better way.

>>12416962
Wearing high socks with shorts is more of a peak boomer fashion statement. Like the name Gay used to mean happy before it meant homosexuals.

>>12408851
Damn the boy that went 4th is really cute.

>thread turned into niggers nigging
Why black people have to ruin everything? Even /ck/

>>12417298
Why is it always women? It's the sort of thing boys do to prove their masculinity before they grow up and understand what they're doing to another living being. But women? It's always the women.

>>12417542
Attention whoring.

Greetings from /g/

>>12416113
as long as you keep it below ~400, most olive oils are fine, fancier extra virgin stuff will burn at lower temperatures

>>12409478
>second one is literally from somewhere in Asia
Did your obsession blind you bongtard?

>>12409021
Soulless contraptions.

>>12414337
and with one grasp, another minimum wage job dies

>>12408856
>>12409478
How is this american?

>>12408890
how to ruin sausage rolls

>>12409034
now this is a way to improve the eat of your face oreo challenge

>>12417542
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

>>12409021
imagine the smellz

I just want to say that the Doors as background music sound like ... fucking awesome to this and sync up to every vid No I am not high, Im drunk. The End My friend. The end TRY THIS

lost in a roman wilderness of pain

weird scenes inside the goldmine

ride the snake west

7 miles
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>>12417298
I-I-Is she a Visitor?

>>12408909
>pizza sauce
What the FUCK. It doesn't even look particularly good but if you're going through all that effort why not make a proper bolognese?

>>12409034
throw that thing in a boiling pot of salted water

>>12414439
>but we don't have a glass
I thought he was going to drink it out of the shoe

>>12414439
Or you just poke the cork into the bottle like a normal person.

>>12416910
you live in a shed?

>>12417542

>>12417566
This. Little boys do it as a look at me, look at how brave I am. Women do it as look at me.

>>12416962
its probably ok as long you arent causing trouble

>>12418666
Tell the Devil not today. Tell the Devil go away. Tell him he ain't got a chance 'cos my Lord got a say.

>>12414793
The most beautiful part is that she can't use the race card.

>>12409956
He finds the eggsit.

>>12417757
And few to no Olive Oils are that thanks to the mob running the exports.

>>12418685
blessed post

>>12414139
wtf americans

>>12415510
>Marmite chips
whoa

>>12418254
I was disappointed he didn't

>>12419009
>"batter-fried"
>it's actually oil-fried

>>12419016

>>12412917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCsh6b_j3s

>>12414750
>/ck/ goes to mc donalds

>>12412188
imagine hating some one who makes cks most popular food.

>>12411333
Have you had it? It's pretty good. Dunno why the fuck they put cheese cubes in it though.

>>12408856
The first Ashens video I saw was him testing one of these things.

>>12411284
>spawned
The third world truly is an open world sandbox

>>12413709
Indians are hygienic. That's why they have a food eating hand and shit wiping hand.

>>12419263

>>12419229
did she died?

>>12408851
they shouldn't have counted the ones they spilled outside the mold

>>12410442
Stop, stop... he's already dead.

>>12417542
women are on easy mode so they didn't develop real compassion. they just mirror the behavior they see in men.

>>12408890
>yogurt
>lemon
>in guacamole
This is haram and I'm telling Allah

>>12413709
Literal barbarians.

>>12414638
The true manly way to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew is sabretache

>>12419383

>>12417029
the marinara looks so fucking sterile, like red playdough

>>12419376
I actually feel a little angry watching this. Who needs instructions to put vegetables in an oven?

>>12419418

>>12409153
>"haha look at this super long egg I made"
>cut it into slices
What was the point exactly?

>>12411203
is there anything worse than an over mushed guac? Guac should be fuckin lumpy, dont fucking puree it in a food processor. It also doesnt need oil or yogurt.

>>12419465
I prefer sour cream too, but there's nothing wrong with using yogurt instead.

>>12414139
why does she put the top piece on like she is tucking a child into bed?

>>12414337
so efficient.

>>12417491
Can you stop being so gay

>>12410442

ok, that is just fine

>>12408851
mmm angela ill let you crack my eggs, if you know what i mean

>>12408890
instructions unclear
napalmed some rainforest

>>12419704
I'm not sure I do. Do you expect her to cook them as well, or is she just to leave the exposed egg just lying there?

>>12419704
I know what you mean.

Angela a CUTE!

>>12419418
Anybody can make it and the webm shows/reminds us how quick and easily you can cook a healthy meal without any fuss
The beauty is in it's simplicity.

>>12415549
I followed the recipe thinking the same as you but wanting to see if it did make any big difference, and you are completely right. Felt silly making it.

>>12410530

I fucking love arnie

>>12408851
Cute girls work at Mcdonalds?

>>12413747
The stupid tiny cleaver and the shitty framerate bothers me more than the whole microwave egg combo

>>12420055
Tiny cleavers are highly underrated.

>>12408937
nice fake video
we all knows real kebab is made from kidnapped children

>>12415309
Is it bad if I unironically watch the dude on the right?

>>12419973
Yes, yes they do.

>>12416911
no
its because shes so fat she can move people around like that
if she was skinny the only advantage she would have is being tall

>>12419973
Cute girls is the only reason I ever get fast food.

>>12411203
This hwite person does not know how to pit and peel an avocado.

>>12409021
I live in a bubble of people with university degrees working qualified jobs. I'm missing out on the cuties working these menial tasks...

>>12415425
Yep, but it needs mayo and sliced ham as well, lovely.

>>12420223
I got a university degree but lacked the personality to secure a good job, so spent ten years (I'm now unemployed) working with such cuties doing a menial job. The thing about them is that they marry before 25. Raising a family is all they have to hope for, so they don't screw around. Everybody of a reasonable age was already married before I even got my degree. It's funny, because the stereotype is that uneducated women are sluts. Not really. Educated women are much bigger sluts because they're working on their career, not their life.

Anyway I'm now an incel and nearly 40, as you have already guessed. None of my observations about the world matter. I'll be dead before 50 and only my parents will care.

>>12408851
Angela is too hot to work at McDondolds

>>12420322
She could be a prostitute, but she's better off working at McDonald's until a rich businessman spots her and sweeps her off her feet.

>>12408898
That looks like a sad attempt at substitute mousaka

>>12413709
Huh. He does seem to be enjoying the food a lot though. Not sure if it is because he is fat or if eating with just your hands increases pleasure of eating.
I wonder if i go to a curry place and eat like this, will they throw me out or all in unison applaud me for eating Indian style?

>>12420362
He's just having fun with the joke, but it's much too real for the rest of us to see it as a joke. Far too many Indians have atrocious table manners for that to be taken as a simple joke. It's worse than continental Asia. They slurp and smack like animals, but at least they use chopsticks.

>>12410560
I've used a can of anchovies to fry the veg in and didn't add any more salt and it came out very nice.

>>12419511
Just you wait.

>>12409376
Do frogs really spend all day doing this for dinner?

>>12410442
hmm I wonder if 6mm of minced beef will cook at the same rate as raw onion?

>>12413006
D:

>>12419394
say what you want if someone came to serve me wine and did that id be impressed

>>12410070
Fuck that looks dry

>>12414970
Pytt i panne

>>12415010

>>12419367
lmao

>>12418942
i love that guy, huge inspiration
5/10 edit though, doesnt include the plating

>>12420892
2min max,

>>12420923
yes, couldve cut out some of the not-so-important parts

>>12420069
This webm isn't in britain

>>12409037
Crepenchilladas?

>>12414337
reminds me of Jack in a strange way...