/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12415015
>white people food
yikes!

You do know where you are right? this is a black people's kitchen forum. Get that m*yo the frick outta here

>>12415053
>implying niggers can use computers
>>12415015
It's just nasty dude. There's no reason to ever use mayo over any other sauce, or over using nothing at all

>>12415015
Niggers hate it and for some reason some white people care.

Fresh, home made mayo is so bomb. The flavors in it are so clear and crisp compared to the stuff in a jar

>>12415064
>>12415066
these posts are problematic

>>12415073
>t. nigger

>>12415088
you cant say that word here

I fucking love mayo but holy shit, it's literally just eggs and oil

>>12415095
Plus lemon and salt

>>12415088
this is 4channel

>>12415015
People are faggots.
See >>12415053 for example.

>>12415015
In nearly every application, sour cream is better.

>>12415153
>sour cream on fish
>sour cream on an egg sandwich
>sour cream on a chicken sandwich
>sour cream in potato salad
Holy shit kill yourself.

>>12415015
im white, and i hate it. its because the taste is awful, and the texture ruins everything. same with sour cream.
don't get me wrong, if people didn't slap on GLOBS of the fucking shit, and just did a light smear, I'd probably not make a big deal out of it.

>>12415186
Just admit you're homophobic and are scared that eating viscous white fluids will make you look gay.

>>12415090
>>12415102
Nigger.

Makes me want to fucking vomit. Smells and tastes rancid. I use Chipotle aioli in my sandwiches.

>>12415189
but i like milk, i like melted white cheese, i like yogurt, ice cream, regular cream... uh...
lots of shit that looks like cum that actually taste good.
mayo taste bad and has shit texture, same with sour cream.

>>12415015
Of course I'm putting Mayo on my fries, how could you tell

>>12415189
I'm homophobic and I like Mayo

>>12415209
Based on culinary pilled

>>12415209
>>12415222
Mayo + Curryketchup + onions is the proper way

>>12415209
>>12415222

>>12415224
t.ost-bernd

>>12415235
I don't get it
I find nothing when googling ost-bernd

>>12415248

>>12415015
It's not bad, my main issue with it is that people drown thier food in it. When used in other sauces or in very small quaanitities it's usually alright

Black people on the internet pretend to hate it but then they proceed to down a ton of coleslaw/potato/macaroni salad with their fried chicken.
>t. worked in a ghetto grocery store where I could see everything they purchased first hand

god tier: light mayo
high tier: normal mayo

must travel thru time to stop the invention of tier: extra light mayo

Do you people really just talk about fast food all the time?

>>12415253
I still don't get it
is it a word play on "toast burnt"?

>>12415015
Too spicy.

>>12415153
Just because they are both white and thick it doesn’t mean that they are the same, I bet you put semen on your sandwiches too

>>12415811
I think he was calling you an eastern European.

>>12416049
You're white and thick.

>>12415811
bernd is the anon for krautniggers.

I'm eating mayo and ketchup on my hot dogs right now pretty tasty.

Why is mayo associated with white people when Japanese literally carry it around with them?

>>12415015
Its literally just eggs and oil, how is that not disgusting?

>>12416115
i hear jap mayo tastes different from regular mayo, what truth is there to that?

>>12415053
black people like mayo aside from the memers who say stuff like ypipo don't salt food

>>12415053
t. probably eats hamburgers and hot dogs every day (both white inventions)

>>12415222
>>12415209
>>12415224
>not using ketchup

>>12416176
i think it's sweeter

>>12416115
>>12416176
>>12416197
I'm American but I buy that shit too. It's lighter and way more acidic because it's made with rice vinegar. It tastes more like a dipping sauce then mayo honestly so that's what I usually use it for

>>12416068
oh right I completely forgot about Krautchan
I'm not Kraut though, I'm from Wafflestan
fries + mayo + curryketchup (or tomato ketchup if you're a barbarian) + raw white onion is what we call "frietje speciaal"

>>12415209
>Not using Mayochup

Go to bed Dad.

The smell of mayo almost makes me puke. Even looking at globs of it stuffed in a sandwich or dribbles of it on some fatasses chin is repulsive. This shit is so fucking disgusting, idk wtf is wrong with anyone who can stomach this shit

>>12416317
>the smell of mayo almost makes me puke
I don't know how some people unabashedly say shit like this instead of making an effort to hide their baby palate. Picky eaters should be ashamed of their self-inflicted mental illness.

>>12416312
>2 parts mayo
>1 part ketchup
>splash of whiskey
>hint of paprika (whisk in with the whiskey first)
>mix well and add boiled grey North Sea shrimp
>hollow out tomato, fill up with the shrimp cocktail
>serve with nice thick fries and lightly dressed watercress, provide optional sauce and beer of choice
Love me some Tomate Crevette.
Alternatively if you own a business at the Belgian coast and want to scam tourists: just cut off the top of the tomato, put like 3 shrimps and a dap of mayo on it and put the top back on, serve with thin frozen fries, a salad covered with balsamic vinager for some reason and an overpriced glass of wine

>>12415015
I don't prefer it, but if someone puts it on my sandwich I don't mind.

>>12415015
Dunnu, how eles am I suppose to make psta sallad?

>>12417357
forgott pic

>>12417364
This shit is always gnarly just make potato salad

>>12415015
genuinely revolting "sauce" that's just an excuses to add extra salt and fat to the food.

>>12415015
Sorry, I don't eat musical instruments.

>>12416358
based and cookpilled

>>12415053
>muhfuggin wypipo food
>uses 10 different types of salty seasoning for a singular chicken breast.
>shit negro our cookin is superior cause muhfuggin chikin wangz.
Enjoy your high blood pressure kidneylet

>>12415053
>black people's kitchen