/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12410396
how does it work?

>>12410428
>>12410396
Lost already

>>12410428
i guess the washer falling is supposed to simulate ketchup so you'll waste time squeezing it.

>>12410396
sometimes i dont put semen in my roomies soy milk even though he always asks me to
>>12410428
the ketchup thread gets stuck in your throat and you die, jokes on you faggot

>>12410796
How does metal inside of a hollow plastic container sound or move like wet ketchup?

>>12410396
The exploding birthday caek:
>bake hollow cake (like donut)
>place balloon in center hole
>cover with icing
>let little birthdaykid cut the first slice
>laugh in their face as bits of cake assplode everywhere in their face in a loud cry-inducing pop
lmaoo

>>12410962
This is a good one.

>>12410962
Why not just put a stick of dynamite in a cake and use the candle as a fuse

>>12411404
Ooh, i like the way you think kid *sinister laugh*

>>12410962
Baking a cake just to destroy it is a lot of effort and there's a mess to clean afterwards.

>>12410962
Is your name Andy?

>>12410396
Unscrew the top of a salt shaker at a restaurant and put it back so it's just sitting there then when someone shakes the salt the contents of the whole shaker fall out.

>>12410962
Why not just get the whole family to rip it apart and shove it in his face while he tries to cut it?

>>12410910
It's a double container that's weighted halfway down

>>12412279
Or just shove their face into it like a goblinboi

>>12412263
Yes and we all did that when we were preadolescents torturing bugs with magnifying glasses.

>>12412696
Summertime already?

>>12412330
Reminds me of the Joker doing the pencil-in-the-eye thing

>>12410396
Replace salt with sugar.

>>12412330
Why can't you just take retards out back and put them down like a sick dog?

>>12412330
lol fuck women

I'm high school some kid put a mighty mite in another kid's cigarette and he almost lost a finger.

>>12412279
Or be Brazilian

>>12410428
it has to eat all the eggs

>>12413063
>That 18 second mark when he clearly lost all will to even try
>And promptly have cake smeared directly into his face immediately after

>>12413063

>>12413063
This turns me on. Post more

>>12413063
Good, associate feelings of humiliation and isolation with eating sweet foods. This kid will grow up to stay in great shape.

>>12410796
>>12410910
>>12412324
Don’t know if jest?
The joke, is that you can walk up to someone and accidentally squeeze container, sending spray of “ketchup” on them, at which point they jump backward or grt surprised or whatever.
Spray of Ketchup is just the string.
All’s good though, since they don’t get ketchup on them.
There’s another version woth a mustard container that works the same.