/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12407632
He doesn’t know how to cook beyond college-student living in a dorm tier slop and classy people don’t make a point of calling themselves classy.

fuck off and die

>>12407632

>>12407632
WE DO IT LIVE!!!!!

*buys spice mix just to throw it away*

>>12407632
Is this the retard that made "5am chili"?
The one that involved a load of canned vegetables, looked disgusting, took like 3 hours to make, and probably tasted like shit?
The one where he tells you to throw away the mccormicks taco seasoning pack, then literally recreates it almost exactly using jarred spices?

Jesus, 2011 was a dark time.

>>12407642
>college-student living in a dorm tier slop
I’m hoping when I go to college I can cook better than this dude.

>>12407651
THROW THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH!!!!!!

>>12407661
but hes a sassy stick figure so its epic

>>12407667
>proceeds to mix the same dry spice blend as the packaged mix he just threw away

>>12407666
you wont

>>12407712
it was literally even the same shitty brand

>>12407667
MMMMM...SMELLS LIKE TOUCHDOWNS

>>12407658
WE DO IT LIVE!!!

>>12407632
*classiness intensifies*

>>12407818
BUSY YOURSELF WITH.... IMPORTANT THINGS.....

he was very disappointed on election night :(

>>12408017
It just gets better and better

>>12408017
>whiskey makes you burp

>>12408097
fucking lol

>>12408017
>>12408097

>>12408017
This is just the worst. Holy shit this is so bad how do you make something this embarrassing without any sense of self awareness?

>>12408866
reddit showers in this shit

>>12407632
>just a bunch of shitty pasta dishes

>>12408017
>I watched the election because I wanted to gloat to myself about HER victory, but SHE LOST despite it being HER TURN
No fruit is more delicious than that grown from another man's hubris.

>>12408017
What an absolute faggot.

>>12407666
>when I go to college
You must be 18 to post here.

>>12409001
People turn 18 in high school, faggot.

>>12408885
The only people who know what reddit likes and dislikes either go there or hang out with people who go to there

so please fuck off back there

>>12409016
I’m acutely aware of what faggot shit reddit likes solely from all of the memes on here.

>>12408940
Honestly I was just pissed Bernie got passed up in favor of that conformist bitch. It was time for the socialist takeover.

>>12409057
>>12409057
this

>>12407661
In the early 010s we were casting about for a zeitgeist. Nothing came to hand so we latched onto fedoras and the "epic bacon" subculture like drowning men clinging to flotsam.

>>12409057
>>12409065
I doubt anyone could actually shake things up when they actually get into office. Look at Trump he was supposed to change everything and is already coming in to his end of 3rd year and following the status quo.

>>12407632
Stick figures were never meant to have facial features

>>12409084
>he believed trump was going to fix the american political system
literally how

>>12409084
Trump is incompetent. He's so incompetent he appointed incompetent people to work for him. The only quality he values in people is loyalty. That's why he can't get anything done

>>12409078
Don't forget Angie. I haven't seen a mention of her in ages, and that tells me we're inundated with newbies.

>>12409206
He was going to drain the swamp...

>>12409084
Maybe because you idiots voted for a wealthy insider to clean up wealthy insiders. Jesus christ the state of republicans. Do you think they hear everyone's laughter even through the tinfoil?

>>12409214
Sh you can't speak such truths here, you'll just be called cringe and blue pilled by discouraged and lonely children.

>>12408017
>create ice water by putting ice in water
actually made me kek, am i brain dead

>>12409206
I expected chaos and confusion, not for Trump to quickly bow down and start sucking (((their))) dicks

>>12407658
>I'M PICKLE RICCCCKK

>>12409206
American nativism and protectionism
>Close loopholes exploited by multinational capitalists that allowed them to neglect the American proletariat
>Strangle illegal migration that allows said capitalists to undercut the American proletariat
>Force American businesses to consider the ethics of alienating American workers
>Incite the American working class to take action against the out of touch bourgeois class
>Rallies against the Academic stranglehold the bourgeois has on American production (e.g. "Global Community")
Honestly, I don't see why people fall for the idpol of the Democratic party--they don't champion the working class, their interests are purely capitalist. They claim they're for Minority and Workers rights, yet their in the thick of destroying ethnic enclaves for Bourgeois playgrounds and living spaces (gentrification) and intentionally driving down the wages of the American working class to support their pets in the "Global Community".
Frankly, we have so many impoverished communities in the US that it pisses off the American working class when you suggest that their struggles are shit when compared to someone in some other country your privileged, out of touch University level indoctrination allows you to elevate.
As a Californian, I see it everyday. The Democratic party is the ultimate hypocrite. It claims to want equal rights for minority groups, but tramples on them and strips them of their rights and homes in the name of capitalism. Fuck neoliberals. They don't care about the American working class.

>>12409084
>he was supposed to change everything
Literally every fucking time
Why do Americans?

>>12407632
No fuck off and die in a hole you miserable fucking cretin.

>>12408017
>orange man bad
>adds soy to beans

it's like pottery

>>12409084
>Look at Trump he was supposed to change everything and is already coming in to his end of 3rd year and following the status quo.

I dunno, more and more states are working to abolish abortion

>>12407661
Let’s breakdown your post shall we?

Chili, like most stews, benefits from longer cooking times. Three hours is about the sweet spot for a ground beef sauce cooked from start to finish.

Canned vegetables might not be perfect, but they’re pretty well accepted in home chili recipes. Dried beans want to be soaked and they are not always available to people living outside population centres.

Spice packets for particular dishes usually contain not only a mix of spices (in a particular ratio you don’t control) but also things like dried garlic and onion, thickening agents, anticaking agents, salt, starches, flavour enhancers and the like. I don’t think I have to explain why home cooks might avoid those things. There’s nothing wrong with buying your spices in a jar, what, do you scoop them directly into a bubbling tagine you have carried from the communal oven to the souk?

>>12409972
have sex

>>12409972
>Canned vegetables might not be perfect, but they’re pretty well accepted in home chili recipes.

How many chili recipes do you know that have random ass canned vegetables in

Fuck you, even the inclusion of beans isn't an absolute thing.

>>12407632
That "writing" style gives me soyulcers, so no. Fuck off back to plebbit.

>>12409853
>Literally every fucking time
I know right. Remember Obama and his "Change" slogan? He didn't achieve anything either.

>>12409972
He literally throws away mccormick spices so that he can buy each mccormick spice separately.

>>12409972
>thickening agents, anticaking agents, salt, starches, flavour enhancers and the like.
And you think they leave those things out if the prepackaged dried spices you are buying from the same company.
>Chili, like most stews, benefits from longer cooking times
And canned veggies are beneficial to that how? Vegetables should not be mush they should still have some texture in them

>>12407632
his stuff was ok when i was just starting college but i quickly found better stuff

>>12408017
>feta on beans
Out of everything in this "recipe" this is the fucking worst purely because feta disgusts me

>>12410014
1. Passed Health Care Reform: After five presidents over a century failed to create universal health insurance, signed the Affordable Care Act (2010). It will cover 32 million uninsured Americans beginning in 2014 and mandates a suite of experimental measures to cut health care cost growth, the number one cause of America’s long-term fiscal problems.

2. Passed the Stimulus: Signed $787 billion American Recovery and Reinvestment Act in 2009 to spur economic growth amid greatest recession since the Great Depression. Weeks after stimulus went into effect, unemployment claims began to subside. Twelve months later, the private sector began producing more jobs than it was losing, and it has continued to do so for twenty-three straight months, creating a total of nearly 3.7 million new private-sector jobs.

3. Passed Wall Street Reform: Signed the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act (2010) to re-regulate the financial sector after its practices caused the Great Recession. The new law tightens capital requirements on large banks and other financial institutions, requires derivatives to be sold on clearinghouses and exchanges, mandates that large banks provide “living wills” to avoid chaotic bankruptcies, limits their ability to trade with customers’ money for their own profit, and creates the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (now headed by Richard Cordray) to crack down on abusive lending products and companies.

4. Ended the War in Iraq: Ordered all U.S. military forces out of the country. Last troops left on December 18, 2011.

5. Began Drawdown of War in Afghanistan: From a peak of 101,000 troops in June 2011, U.S. forces are now down to 91,000, with 23,000 slated to leave by the end of summer 2012. According to Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, the combat mission there will be over by next year.

6. Eliminated Osama bin laden.

>>12410139
Yes but they are unadulterated spices he can mix in his own preferred ratio. The fact that it was mccormick wasn’t the problem.
>>12410160
Generally in a jar of a single dried spice you don’t get all those additives - the bag blends for specific dishes usually have extra shit because theyre marketed to the sort of semi homemade kit cooking crowd

>>12410190
>ACA, and that's a good thing!

Obongocare is literal theft of doctors' labor

>>12410196
It’s an achievement.
The retard didn’t stipulate good or otherwise.
Learn to debate like an adult.

>>12410205
Shut up faggot you don’t know what you’re talking about

>>12410205
>enabling socialism is an achievement

only in that it proves society is fucking dead, and mccarthy didn't go far enough

>>12407632
>dry pasta
>dry macaroni and cheese
>dry pie
>dry pasta again

seeing a trend here

>>12410209
>sub educational damage control

>>12409976
Get pregnant.

>>12410214
>>enabling socialism is an achievement
It is. Is English not your primary language,

>>12410237
Nigger

>>12410246
Fuck off back to vuvuzela with the rest of the trotskyist parasites

>>12410247
midge

>>12407661
Also he uses a PSP as an MP3 player which is a legitimate sign of autism

>>12410196
>I have no idea what I'm talking about
Fucking kek it's amazing what people blindly believe

>>12410177
I mean we like to make fun of him but there is value in teaching and showing beginners to cook.

>>12410190
>if you like your doctor you can keep him

>>12410778
>but there is value in teaching and showing beginners to cook.
That's why I love Cooking with Ja/ck/. His lazy man meals are always on point.

>>12410778
>>12410789
I would rather beginner cooks watch something like Binging with Soyish so that they at least learn some actual cooking techniques that could be useful instead of just learning to mix canned foods and mayonnaise in different proportions from Jack.

>>12411071
I would as well but he appeals to a certain younger male crowd so w/e

>>12407632
horrible, retarded book

>>12409972
>Dried beans want to be soaked and they are not always available to people living outside population centres.

You are fucking retarded if you actually believe this.

>>12408017
>pandering to your reddit following

top cuck

>>12411779
It’s not a matter of belief, it’s true

>>12407632
imagine how satisfying it would be to drop kick this dude.

>>12409972
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>>12411992
get the fuck out of here tyler

>>12408017
>can't chop while drinkan
honestly embarassing. anyone calling themselves a home chef should be able to use a knife at any level of intoxication that can still allow them to stand. also that flavor profile looks awful.

>>12408017
>this is whipped honey, it’s delicious
It just has more air, it won’t affect the final taste of the beans whatsoever.

>>12408815
who is this semen demon?

>>12412777
One of the early Kids React kids. I don't know whether they still do those videos. I'm going to look it up.

>>12412777
>>12412784
i thought it was the chick from Game of Soythrones

>>12409972
I don't have a problem with long cooking times, but he literally pitches it as an easy recipe you can make at 2AM. Who the fuck wants to wait for their chilli to simmer for hours late at night, when they're probably drunk? Not only is it bullshit, but it seems like a good way to burn your fucking house down.

>>12409818
This entirely. I voted for Trump out of spite because Hillary's candidacy was a slap in the face to anyone with any real leftist views.

>>12413797
>vote the opposite out of spite
That's a stupid way to vote my man

>>12413797
thanks man really appreciate setting the country back 10 years way to go chief

>>12407661
>jarred spices
Even worse, they were the exact same shitty plastic pots of McCormick's spices. The only difference is that one was pre-mixed and the other wasn't.

>>12413819
>>12413907
Cringe and bluepilled

||Go die you retarded liberals||

>>12411992
I live in the middle of nowhere and I can get dried rice and beans in 20 miles. You are a stupid fucking cunt.

>>12414012
I'm center right, you don't have to be a liberal to hate trump, just a person who wasn't out taking a piss when God was handing out brains

>>12413819
>>12413907
>implying Hillary would have been the exact opposite
maybe better in some ways but she's in the same exact class as Trump, just less personality. plus I'm in California and an absentee ballot so my vote literally didn't even get counted.

>>12414048
>Center right

Ok retard

>>12414059
>muh personality
do you really think hillary really would have imposed these tariffs, shutdown the government and tantrum and tarnish diplomacy with dozens of country and openly wax rhapsodic about dictators?
should have been bernie, no clinton should ever hold power in any capacity

>>12408017
this niggas eatin' beans

>>12407632
>not doing it live

>>12414059
Hillary was a globalist. Most people on both sides of politics are globalists. That's the main reason Trump won. Many people don't idealize one-world government as the end result of humanity.

>>12409226

I just hear progressives yelling at the sky.

Faggot.

>4 varieties of pasta and a burger
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>12414096

Yes?

>>12415435
well then you are fucking stupid or a child who should be banned from 4chan you dumb nigger

>>12415446

Who shit in your #FeelingTheBern Cheerios? I want to buy them a drink.

I'll think of you when Biden gets the nomination after giving Bernie a public ass fucking then gets crushed by Trump.

>>12415470
This is actually true. If Biden is the nominee, Trump automatically wins. It's time to decide whether all those backroom deals are actually worth losing for.

>>12414018
Could there be anything more retarded than thinking your experience applies to everybody? Also 20 miles is a pretty long distance

>>12415481
nah trump won’t win shit after his finances are exposed and everyone learns he had no money. he and his lawyers and desperately trying to not let that shot get out and they are losing. that information will be known before the next election and he’ll be fucked.

>>12415518
Already exposed. Fox's take? "Wow he tried so many things he's such a genius [even though they all failed]"

>>12409972
>Dried beans are not always available to people living outside population centres
where the fuck do you live?

>>12410196
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>>12410253
Pathetic

>>12407666
Most people on this board can't cook either.

>>12408017
what an absolute faggot

>>12417452
>sausage
that's a hot dog nigga

>>12417452
these cheeks exist to be kicked

>>12417452
Looks like he enjoys a little too often LOL