/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Microwave a Kraft cheesy dog until the ends burst, cheese explodes all over the microwave glass, and the top becomes dry while the bottom becomes soggy
>Put buns in the toaster so the top end is slightly less toasted than the bottom
>Slight char now emanating throughout the kitchen
>Put dog on bun, slather in ketchup
In a doggy dog world, these are the simple pleasures I enjoy. Sure, a top notch dog from a top notch joint it nice, but they are a diamond dozen.

>>12402678
Just boil them in some water if you don't want to grill.

>>12402876
I live in a dorm with no oven or pans

>>12403783
Is this how college kids stay skinny?

Get some real sausages and not this plebeian trash

>>12402678
I hope not. This board is sad enough.

>>12402678
Steamed is the best.

>>12403835
nigga wtf

>>12403835
Looks like the shit I took this afternoon but pink

wtf

>>12402863
Very well layered bait

>>12403835
Jesus fucking christ

>>12402863
35 seconds is long enough

>>12403835
nigga what you doin

>>12402678
No. "We" own toaster ovens with a broiler setting, $300 Japanese paring knives, and industrial aluminum foil.

>>12403835
>just simmer for 12-15 minutes or until the SCP foundation is required

>>12403835
critical error. you only let one, two at most, curl up like this.

>>12402678
Based

YES see >>12396895

They're practical: can nuke them in the office microwave.
They're delicious: certain brands just give you that SNAP.
They're easy: one minute nuke for an afternoon of reburped flavour.
They're cheap: You get a whole weeks lunch for little out of pocket expenses.

>>12405772
BEGONE Jew

>>12405806
COPE

Honestly if you're not going to put on a grill, you might as well just microwave it.

>>12402678
beef hot dogs is a shit
only good hot dogs is pork+chicken for better taste

microwave dog with mustard and ketchips add a cheese or sourcrowed if yuo want

NEXT

>>12405837
Alternatively, get some color on them in a skillet. Still 10x better than boiled/microwaved.

>>12403835

>>12403835
Beautiful how the peel comes right off

imagine spending an hour heating up a grill to make fucking hot dogs but pretend you are a Real Chef™

>>12406135
an hour? I just made two dogs on the grill last night, took 10 minutes, tops.

tasted much better than just nuking it, and toasting the buns in a toaster.

>>12406251
>boy this carcinogenic smoke sure makes my mechanically separated meat sausage and wonderbread taste like a million bucks!
simply umami

>>12406292
Not him but it tastes a lot better, you're eating hot dogs anyway so you're already trying to forsake your 70's here.

>>12403795
Probably. Everything I eat either tastes like shit or is expensive restaurant food so I don't eat that much.

>>12402678
Spend a dollar more and get some brats, faggot.

>>12406292
I literally just made these chili cheese dogs on the grill to piss you off.

>>12402863
Nice one Ricky

when i was a kid i used to love nuking hotdogs until they explode, pull that rubbery skin off, eat it, then eat the now exposed center

idk i was a weird kid

>>12406496
Everyone thought they were weird as kids. That's not weird, fingering you cat or suck off your dogs weird.

>>12406849
Is drinking out of the toilet weird?

>>12407080
No, it's retarded can you retard.

toaster oven!

>>12405772
all beef hotdogs are extremely salty

>>12402678
I did this last week. Came through in a pinch when I needed a hot weiner.

>>12406420
Looks good but cheese could be slightly better 9/10

>>12407094
Huh, so they have mop guys at gay bars.

this book the official couch potato handbook, has a recipe for chili cheese choc dog, involving cheez wiz, can chili, choco syrup, and a drill. thats our meal, this is our handbook.

>>12402863
fuck off ricky

forgot pic

I know we're just suppose to be shitposting in here but I want to help. If you don't have a grill (or even if you do) split them slightly with a knife and pan fry them in butter.

>>12408569
Oh... fuck... I'm gonna try this on my grill in a little bit with tin foil acting as the pan.
I am concerned though, will the butter burn and taste disgusting? The butter on my bread usually tastes okay even after a severe burn.

>>12407186
You tell me?

>>12403835
I do this when I drink and cook and forget to check em

>>12408569
for me, its the coney

>>12402678
this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjOh1GrpF2w

>>12403835
is that actual shit

>>12403835
I've seen some shit but nothing compares to this level of disturbing.

>>12405772
>putting hebrews in an oven