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12398841 No.12398841 [Reply] [Original]

>"extra virgin olive oil"
>it doesn't blush and giggle when I twist the cap off
why is this allowed

>> No.12398886

>>12398841
I only buy olive oil if I have to lie and say I love it to get the cap off.

Then I use it for frying and leave the cap off. When I get bored I stick my dick down the neck, ejaculate, and don’t even bother to recycle.

The best stuff chokes a bit and cries when you’re frying

>> No.12398898

>>12398841
You mean bleed?

>> No.12399264

>>12398841
Like all extravirgins it became a jaded and edgy incel, so you'll never get a reaction from it.

>> No.12399306
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12399306

Virginity is a virtue.
Women should be ashamed if they lose it before marriage. Not giggly. Laughing is actually a sign of demonic possession. Watch The Rite with Antony Hopkins.

>> No.12399346

>>12399306
Based

>> No.12399439

>the amount of casual misogyny and slut-shaming in this thread
honestly not even surprised, s.m.h.

>> No.12399463

tfw extra virgin

>> No.12400718

>>12399439
Blessed if sin teaches us shame.

>> No.12401678

>>12399306
Dudes shouldn't masturbate

>> No.12401759

>>12401678
Correct.

>> No.12401767

>>12401678
I don't produce cum due to hormone fuckedupness so I jerk off anyway

>> No.12402322

>>12399439
muh soggy knees

>> No.12402329

>"extra virgin olive oil"
>it's not extracted from OP

>> No.12402346

>>12402329
How do I upvote this?

>> No.12402363

>>12399439
kys roastie

>> No.12402389

>>12398886
>The best stuff chokes a bit and cries
This

>> No.12402466

>>12399439
toasty roastie

>> No.12402482

>>12399306
Fuck what your priest tells you. Sex between consenting adults regardless of marriage is completely fine, and nothing to be ashamed of. Cast off the shakles of religion, God isn’t real.

>> No.12402565
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>>12402482

>> No.12402580

get the filthy whore olive oil instead. it's spicier and dirtier

>> No.12402589
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12402589

>>12402482

>> No.12402940

>>12402363
>>12402466
die in a bus fire, you samefag leftist incel kike

>> No.12402991

>>12402940
are you retarded?

dumb fucking roastie

>> No.12403012
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>>12402482
>Sex between consenting adults regardless of marriage is completely fine, and nothing to be ashamed of
It leads to enslavement to lower passions and blindly going after trivial pursuits. Instead of having control over your life, it seizes control over you. The religious person is freer than you are, even if God isn't real. You resent that so you seethe.

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>>12398841
>Founder of Virgin
>Is a billionaire chad who travels around the world doing extreme sports and fucking supermodels

>> No.12403033

>>12402991
gas yourself kike

>> No.12403038

>>12403033
someone is on her period and needs to leave the house immediately before she gets beaten again

>> No.12403080

>>12403038
seethe and cope harder in your discord, you leftist tranny mutt. the holocaust never happened, but it should have.

>> No.12403407

>>12403080
oop, it's ok.... daddy will get you more tampons sweetie :) xl right?

>> No.12403425

>>12403407
seethe harder. cope HARD in your discord, tranny. #Trump2020 Reich will kill all kikes, SIEG HEIL.

>> No.12403443

>>12403425
lmao toastiest roastie, must be that time of the month

>> No.12403488

>>12403443
>>12403425
>>12403407
>>12403080
>>12403038
>>12403033
>>12402991
>>12402940
Can you fags get a room?

>> No.12403516

>>12403443
>>12403407
seethe harder. cope HARD in your discord, tranny. #Trump2020 Reich will kill all kikes, SIEG HEIL.

>> No.12403528

>>12403488
Obviously a samefag.

>> No.12403548

>>12403516
this is some of the worst false flag trolling i've ever seen

>> No.12403591

>>12403548
>>12403443
>>12403407
seethe harder. cope HARD in your discord, tranny. #Trump2020 Reich will kill all kikes, SIEG HEIL.