/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12399935
By the way the pic isn't him but it's the same breed essentially.

>>12399935

give him his shot and yours, record results

Are you retarded? No butter on the baked potato?

>>12399935
Don't forget the chocolate covered raisins for dessert, dingleberry.

whipped cream will give him diarrhea, starbucks doesn't care if your dog has volcano shits on your leather seat

>>12399935
ditch the whipped cream and you're good

>>12399935
drop the pepper
potatoes are toxic for dogs
1 shot of hard liquer is way too much, he will be absolutely wasted, 2 shots of beer should be fine, dogs love it for some reason

>>12399935
dont need salt and pepper, salts bad as fuck for dogs.
half a tater will do, dont put anything else on it and peel the cunt
no cream or dairy, dogs dont posess the enzymes or digestive system to handle it properly
dont give your dog alcohol, you're assuming they experience it as we do. They dont

feel sorry for your dog, probably eats bad shit and enjoys itself but there's going to be a lotta tears when it dies prematurely or you're forced to cough up a few grand for medical bills.

>>12399969
pls don't joke about this

>>12399935
Get him some steak and sweet potatoes
Get a good fatty cut of whatever chop it up and fry it then cook chopped up sweet potatoes in the meat fat hell fucking love it.

Dont use any pepper or salt that shits hella bad for dogs. A bit of dairy is OK I give my dog cheese snacks all the time just don't over do it on cheese or you'll deal with mega farts

Give him a blowjob

Obvious troll stop posting

>>12399988
Dogs live it because it's liquid bread and they can actually digest bread my old dog loved it so much that's how we got her to take pills she would gobble it right up, I know they are not dedicated carnivores but it's still a little odd

>>12399935
>No salt or pepper
>Potatoes are fine just he sure to cook it fully through
>Carrots are cool too
>No dairy dogs don't handle it well, it won't make them sick but might give them hard gas which isn't comfortable
>No alcohol, are you fucking retarded? The only reason humans can drink alcohol is we have alot of an enzyme in our livers to deal with it, dogs don't it's fucking poison.
Put the money towards a new toy or some peanut butter your dog would like that better

>>12399935
>>12400254
Seconding this, dogs absolutely love peanut butter

>>12400241
>it's liquid bread
I love these retarded nuggets of child like, /ck/ wisdom.
Bless you my child.

>>12400054
I thought the whole thread was a joke.

Update with my new plan:

>fatty steak with nothing on it
>half a thoroughly cooked potato
>no one seemed to have an issue with the baby carrots so will continue with that
>scrapping the whip cream but I dunno why you guys say it's bad but star bucks does it
>still continuing with the gentleman jack, I have no irl friends my dog is my only friend so I would like to drink with someone on their birthday and one shot won't be a big deal

Gonna do food shopping tonight maybe I will take pictures later including doggo

Give him a nice raw egg to go with the steak.

>>12400279
Thanks

>>12400310
There is literally nothing wrong with giving your dog a little bit of alcohol OP don't listen to these pussy faggots.

Treat that pup.

>>12400393
This I get drunk with my dog every now and then. It's good for them.

>>12399988
Dogs do really love beer. I used to sit outside drinking beer with my dad's malamute, he had a smaller bowl for beer and he used to lap-lap stop and chill laiying down, then lap-lap. It was funny because usually dogs will scoff down whatever they're given but with beer he used to be like this taking his time looking around enjoying it.

>>12400165
I don't think hes canadian

>>12399988
My dog only drinks craft beer for some reason. I gave him bud and Miller and he refused it then I gave him a left handed brewery nitro milk stout and he happily drank the whole thing

>>12400742
Thank you anon I needed to laugh today

>>12400742
based unironic hipster doggo

>>12400742
i don't even care if this shit is fake i'm laughing my ass off

>>12399935
>tfw a doggo gets a better birthday dinner than you do

Everything sounds good OP, except don't season the meat. Salt and pepper aren't really for animals.

>>12400054
My sentiments as well. Uncle accidently killed his dog giving him headache medicine

>>12399935
Don't give your dog booze, they don't process it as well as humans
the whipped cream is shite for the teeth too and dogs can't digest lactose in dairy

Dog people are like a filthier less self aware version of cat people

A dog is not a person, seek help

>>12401298
Not OP but I drink champagne with my dog every new years day.

>>12399935
Fuck your dog faggot

>>12399977
>whipped cream will give him diarrhea
This happened to me, fuck Starbucks

>>12400310
>>fatty steak with nothing on it
Only give him this.

>>12401313
Dogs hate you because they can detect awful human beings.

>>12400254
Who are you quoting?

>>12399988
Apparently potatoes are only toxic if they’re served raw. Half a baked potato should be fine

>>12400742
My dog sneakily drank 16oz of Pumpking. That shit is 8.6 percent alcohol while I was raking leaves. She drained it even though she's only 30 pounds. She got all cuddly and sleepy. Ever since then she stares down any beer I drink, but she really likes big ales and ipas.