/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Orange Fool

>>12399862
Why, a well done steak with a heaping serving of ketchup of course! It's his favourite, after all.

>>12399862
Double Quarter Pounders

>>12399862
I’d take him out to a bunch of fast food places so we can binge and become diabetic.

>>12399862
steamed hams

>>12399862
a bullet pie

Ass poison

>>12399862
A quintuple serving of BBC.

>>12399862
why would you want a pre-dementia retard as your guy?

a jug of milk

>>12399862
orange chicken and carrot cake.

>>12399862
I would ask my five years old cousin what his favourite food is, then proceed to prepare it.

>>12399862
>MIGA-nigger
>/ourguy/
no

Fried chicken with the fixins and then straight to sucking his fat hog tbqf.

>>12399862

Sausages and chips with ketchup.

A cereal bowl with milk, two different colored corn o-rings on each side separated by a large, thin chocolate flake in the middle fused with the side of the bowl.

Serving it early the middle wall gets soggy and after upsetting the milk a few times it will break and let all the little brown colored rings into the white colored ones' side as the table is slightly angled towards it and the chocolate flake kept a tight seal up until now.

My only comment will be "I like to mix vanilla and chocolate flavors, they go so well together".

do you think jack voted for him?

>>12399908

god damn it, anon. i already fapped today

>>12399934
Cringe.
Not clever or witty, nor funny.

>>12399955
Thank you for your service.

Arsenic on Rye.

>>12399955
Yikes.

Nothing only good presidents get to eat.

I would serve him a nice Mexican dinner and tell him this is the kind of good stuff diversity brings.

>>12399984
There arent any alive tho

>>12399955
checked

>>12399991
Except trump

>>12399984
Anon, it’s been 150 years.

>>12399987
>we should allow nonstop illegal immigration that ruins the economy because the food is good xD
God liberals are fucking idiots

>>12399999
>>12400000

>>12400005
its what molly would of wanted

>>12399865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AG545WIsg

Townsends are treasonous commies

>>12399862
Breakfast burritos for breakfast
Dinner for lunch
Dessert for dinner

>>12399936
No, he's one of those mutts who hates on trump because he needs to pretend to be smart in front of his friends.

>>12400015
>would of
would have

>>12399895
Reagan had pre-dementia and he did pretty well considering

>>12400022
I know a guy going to this years bugcon, is this from last year?

>>12399936
>>12400024
>bible thumper retard
>not voting trump
pick one

>>12400097
I've visited his kind of evangelical trailer trash. They're all welfare whores who leech off the state and live in trailer parks. They love the left.

Matzo balls and potato pancakes, also id call his boyfriend Benjamin Netanyahu to pee in a big beer stein for Cheeto Rabbi to wash it all down.

>>12400103
Makes you think

>>12400105
epic

>>12400115
Based Jack

>>12400103
based. white people should stop working and leech off the state like niggers. Why should whites supply sheckels to a system that wants them replaced by 80 iq savages? im serious. white west virgina hillbillies should all be on gibsmedat and all have 10 kids a couple then stick their shakey meth addled hands out to based black people in Trump hats and say "how am I gon feed AULLL deez keids??"
let the system come crashing down.

>>12399936
Probably, Jack wants to napalm the Palestinians and Trump is a Zionist puppet/lapdog so most likely yeah

>>12399987
He loves Hispanics and taco bowls

>>12399862
Steak well done with a side of ketchup paired with a diet Coke. Cater to your clientele like a good professional should know how to do.

I would "make" him a McChicken sandwich. Here is the recipe:
1. get in car
2. go to McDonald's drive thru
3. pull out wallet
4. obtain McChicken

I'd just reheat whatever leftovers I had in the fridge at the time. He obviously can't taste anything anyway. Old people usually can't taste much.