/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12396700
How much did it cost? I don't know why someone would go out to a restaurant for just a plain burger when you could get some meat at Safeway and George Foreman it at home.

>>12396700
kek, imagine the fucking chef SEETHING as he makes literal dog food
worth the money imo

>pattie

Yep. Just... yep.

>>12396700
What a picky dog.

What's the point of even saying it's for a dog? It makes no difference since exact ingredients are specifically listed anyway. All it accomplishes is demeaning the chef.

>>12396700
Dog people are unbearable

>very high end restaurant
>burger

>>12396734
It's code word for the chef to poison it. It's like saying the food is for a cop so they know to spit in it.

>>12396734
Why, the superior cat cook is probably laughing at this dogfag customer who's paying a ton to basically sear a patty on the grill. No fucking work. This is the easiest order ever.

>>12396752
this is cute AND effective...

>>12396742
Almost every high end restaurant in North America offers burgers on menu because rubes with more money than sense or culture ask for it and they are very high margin items (grind up trimmings from fancy cut steaks and charge 4x regular restaurant burger because it's ground beef from pricier cuts).

>>12396723
I doubt he's seething, its an easy order than can get pushed to the side while working on real customers. Also....fuck any faggot chef who cares about what people order. If it isnt your restaurant, or your food, or you money that youve invested just shut up and cook like the trained monkey that you are. I hate restaurant workers who act soooo invested when they arent risking anything of their own. You guys arent a family. Sorry.

why do you find it so heinous for someone to want their dog to have an enjoyable meal instead of some corn husks sprayed with artificial meat scent

>>12396700
>no bun
>no cheese
>no bacon
What an asshole dog owner!

>>12396700
my filthy rich aunt and uncle did this shit all the time, eat at really expensive restaurants and get a burger patty to split between their two westies.

both the dogs are now dead of cancer and my aunt and uncle can't afford to retire despite being 70 years old and having make 400k combined for 40 years in a low cost of living area. they also have crippling health issues and will be dead before 80.

these people took their dogs skiing and to doggy-accupuncture. they had real diamonds in their collars. i just don't understand. dogs are fucking retarded. unless you own a farm you have no business having a dog, certainly not as a substitute child. also op pic is retarded, dogs can eat bread and lettuce just fine.

>>12396807
if your grandparents had to dote on dogs that much instead of sharing their wealth and happiness with their kids (your parents) or you then that speaks more to how big a cunt your parents (or you) were

>>12396807
>having make 400k combined for 40 years

That's only $10,000 a year, no wonder they're destitute now.

>>12396807
>unless you own a farm you have no business having a dog
Fuck yourself.
>certainly not as a substitute child
Agreed.

>>12396816
>doesn't know basic income terminology and tries to make a joke
>>12396813
>aunt and uncle
>grandparents
Maybe yours are yours, m9

>>12396813
>>12396822
exactly. let's see that family tree

>>12396781
Why are they "rubes"? If someone can afford to go to a high end restaurant and order a burger theyre probably not broke. Burgers are good man. Whats the "smart" thing to order? A salt-and-pepper seasoned steak with a side of veggies for $80.00?

The entire reason for eating at a restaurant is that youre willing to pay extra to have someone prepare your food for you while having someone else kiss your ass and refill your drink. I think you might be broke and projecting

>>12396734
>What's the point of even saying it's for a dog?

most likely said it as a joke and so that the chefs in the back know not to take the order seriously.

>>12396734
dog mommies are that crazy

>>12396747
>marinade the beef in antifreeze
based and redpilled

>>12396732
At least it isn't a fucking Vegan, constantly barking about it.

>>12396700
Petfags need genocided, especially catfags

>>12396831
you also don't have to wash the dishes afterwards

>>12396833
I very much doubt that

>>12396875
>how to spot the reddit
Even the two friends I've got who visit that pit of darkness brought back the cat hate. 4chan is a cat site, so hide your shit.

>>12396844
You will seriously regret that when an overly wealthy idiot who feeds her dog restaurant food takes it to the vet and they tell her it's liver is full of crystallized anti-freeze. Food tampering carries so many charges it's not funny, especially when it's with poison.

>>12396700
You know you've made it to the big leagues when you have to cook well done filet mignon for the owners dog.

t. career faggot

>>12396876
Correct. But if you want to go somewhere decent and order a burger youre somehow a "rube".....instead of someone who just wants to go have a meal. Poor people are silly >>12396781

>>12396897
>kitturz! Caturday! Lemme sniff my cats ass! I haz cheeeburger XD dickered!


Fuck off toxofaggot. Cats are pure reddit

>>12396820
Would you keep a wolf in a tiny urban apartment all day? No. So why put a dog in there? Dogs are country animals, not city ones, no farm, no dog, that should be how it is.

Tbqh I order edamame specifically for my parrot sometimes.
There's one restaurant I go to where the owner knows me and gives me some nuts and let's me sit on the patio when it's closed so I can eat with my bird.

>>12396930
>Caturday
>Cheezeburger
>reddit
Holy fucking newfaggotry, please leave. I'm still fucking hung over from bunday.

>>12396965

>>12396934
>only cities and farms exist
>wolves vs tiny urban apartments
The fuck? I'd hate to see your general rules on morality considering you think only extreme opposites exist.
>there are only two states of water

>>12396885
youve never worked in a kitchen before then.

>>12396807
>both the dogs are now dead of cancer
How old were they? Because you know dogs don't live that long.

>>12396975
>Holy fucking newfaggotry, please leave. I'm still fucking hung over from bunday.

>>12396831
>>12396903
>n-not p-poor
>b-burgah good
>p-projecting
Get back to your pig trough.

>>12396700
restaurant workers are typically braindead, they only have themselves to blame for customers being so specific because otherwise they will fuck it up somehow.

To a normal person, you could say: Hey don't put anything on my burger, and you'd get bread and meat and that is all. This is not the case with minimum wage lackeys. You have to drill it into their skull and say:

>I want it plain, absolutely plain, that means nothing, don't put anything on it, yes cheese counts as a thing, plain, no toppings.

and still they fuck it up 50% of the time anyway

>>12396785
I could see it being annoying if it was a consistant thing, but a plan hot dog every other day is nothing.

>>12396700
look at you, mr fancy pants with your printer with actual ink that you can read

>>12397020
>restaurant workers are typically braindead
>braindead
you mispelled high as fuck

>>12396700
Do you think this is for a dog? Im not sure

>>12397039
DUUUUUUUUDEEE!!!

>>12397129
CRINGE

>>12397132

>>12397022
It shouldnt be annoying, ever. Youre a trained monkey whos part of the SERVICE INDUSTRY. Shut up and do what youre told (i dont mean you, as in YOU, just ppl in general. Unless you own the business shut the fuck up and dance clown)

>>12397017
Didnt mean to offend you wage slave

>>12397249
>n-no ur poor
Keep coping, Cleetus.

>>12397150
Anime is worse for your mental health than pot, fact.

>>12397260
Both are very degenerate

>>12397269
>owns iRoastie
>calls people degenerate

>>12397269
i wanna suck the dick of whoever created this image

i feel this too hard

>>12397269
>>12397280
Is this satire? Pls. Dont tell me weed is too strong for people

>>12396739
Fuck you, cat lady

>>12396700
I bet the burger cost $30.00 and the rich asshole didn't tip

>>12396822
>doesn't know basic income terminology
>makes a joke
pick one. you're being illogical. It's precisely because anon knew basic income terminology that he made the joke. If he didn't know basic income terminology, then it wouldn't have been a joke.

>>12396816
i chuckled

>>12396734
Because feeding a tiny ass laptop a burger covered in condiments thats made of heavily seasoned beef is probably a shitty idea.

>>12396785
It's your name on the menu, your reputation and career that is made or broken by how the restaurant does, their thousands of hours they've put into it. Of course they're invested.

>>12397623
He tried to joke that they deserve destitution but it didn't work because he doesn't understand the words he's using.

itt bitter foodies argue about a receipt

>>12397943
that wasn't the joke at all. learn comedy, this is 101 tier

>>12396734
Lets the atf officer in the back know so he can follow the customers out and shoot it.

>>12398081
You're lucky, we only had an FBI guy in the back. He had to actually follow protocols sometimes.

>>12396700
>very high end restaurant
>serves hamburgers

Do Ameritards really do this?

>>12396998
You've never worked in a kitchen before while not having severe autism.

>>12398181
/ck/ bantz is some of the worst on 4chan.

>>12396807
This type of b8 is the weirdest I see on this board. What is there to gain? Like, wow anon, you really broke new ground there by getting everyone to tell you to fuck yourself.

>>12396700
Fuck off reddit

>>12398167

>>12396844
I do this with ground beef and leave it out on the street for a week whenever I see dogshit on my lawn

>>12396807
>tfw no rich cousin gf

>>12398834
But what if a cute raccoon eats it instead of the intended dog?

>>12398270
>hurr durr
Okay autismbro

>>12398270
Then go someplace else and spare us of your autism.

>>12396807
I live in a city, and the reason nobody broke into my house a couple times when growing up, was that are dog started going ape shit.
Having a large hisky that looks like a pussed off wolf tends to discourage burglars.

>>12397943
Holy fuck you're a retard. Runs in the family.

>>12398850
Racoons killed my pet duck and didn't even eat it. Just bit the neck and left like the trashniggers they are.

Kill 'em all I say

>>12396752
this cat is on my squad

>>12396739
You are wrong. Pet people are unbearable. But /ck/ is more of a dog board than a cat board, so watch what you say. At the end of the day though people with beasts in the house are fucking wrong to begin with.

>>12396734
It's so chef knows that it absolutely must be just the plain pattie and it probably is for a dog.

>>12396930
Go to reddit and see for yourself and just stay there if you don't like cats you fucking prolapsed anus of a person.

>>12399349
That was probably a fox desu and he drank the blood. Foxes are little cunts and should be shot on site.

>>12399349
There were no foxes where I was living, 100%.

My mother also has a pet fox, and while it's a spaztic little shit, it's nowhere near as ill-tempered of Violent as the racoon my grandpa had.

Coons, like their human version are inherently shit and need to be exterminated.

>>12399377
You're a fucking sick in the head reddit catfag that sucks dicks

>>12399349
true. raccoons are little niggers. I dont feel bad about trapping them and blowing their brains out with the 22 which ive done many times. I caught this one that was fat as fuck, hardly fit into the cage. They kept tearing up my trash bags and made a HUGE mess every time, I raged so hard.
If you live trap them, a pro tip is putting the cage on a piece of plywood or something, because they panic and try to dig themselves out all night, resulting in shredded grass in a shape of the cage he was in. If you want to keep catching them in the same location, dont spill his blood there, because the racoons will smell it and be afraid.

>>12396742
>he's never had the sliders at the French Laundry
fucking pleb

>>12396700
This is how you identify second generation inherited wealth. Female, of I had to guess.

>>12398834
Hotdogs filled with strychnine work as well. Fuck people who have dogs barking every hour of the day.

>>12399425
>dont spill his blood there, because the racoons will smell it and be afraid
Someone should have told the racoons that keep draining my bird feeders. It's like a tower defence game, I've blasted away so many of the fucks.

>>12396930
>>12396897
>cats are reddit
>cats are 4chan
stop pushing your shit on the animal kingdom nobody gets to own cats

>>12396930
Not sure how many times I'll have to spill this spiel for "le doggo" redditourists, but here I go...
Owning a cat or cats isn't a significant predictor for toxoplasmosis infection. The vast majority of toxoplasmosis infection in humans is spread by underwashed or undercooked meat. Cats only shed the virus for the first week of infection.
Thusly, you are not extra succeptable to infection unless you eat feral cat turds regularly, which most humans do not. The same, perhaps, could not be said for your doggo who slurps them up like bon bons before giving you kisses on your face.

>>12398850
who cares

While we are on the topic, if you want to deal with problem cats and, like me, your local council refuses to deal with the issue either themselves or trapping programs, cats are highly susceptible to tylenol/paracetemol and eat chunks of meat they can swallow whole. This is a good way to poison them with minimal impact on other animals.

>>12399483
On the flip side, borax on something more vegetal like creamed corn is a good way to target dogs specifically.

>>12396700
what kind of fucking faggot dog can't eat bread, pickles, or lettuce
god damn just get the whole burg and throw it to your fucking dog

>>12399481
It's Trainspotting's fault people are like this

>>12399481
underwashed vegetables*
My bad.

Yay let's take everything we find on twitter and post it to 4chan

>>12399501
>a 1996 film is responsible for views on a pet ownership meme...
GenZ faggotry if true.

>>12396700
When I worked as a butcher I had a guy that came in regularly and would buy his dog prime filet and would buy himself a pound of ground chuck.

>>12399459
based

>>12399513
The fucking irony in this post. I'm dying.

>>12399416
Calm down reddit, no one's going to take your masculinity replacement away. Not saying I won't shoot it the moment it steps on my property, but I'm not going to take it away.

Do Americans really do this

>>12399544
Some day you're going to forget you're not on the internet. No-one will mourn you.

>>12399575
Not that guy, but I doubt anyone will mourn your nuts either.

>>12399575
faggotry aside, this does happen if you talk shit online too much. I accidentally called my gf a nigger and she got me fired from my job, not to mention blasted it all over facebook. I live in a small town, so half the black people still give me the death stare at the grocery store.

>>12399603
That's called respek. They know you aren't one of those pussy ass faggots and so they lost an easy mark.

>>12399603
My ex bf called me a nigger once and I broke up with him lol
Don't have facebook though so don't worry that wasn't me.

>>12396934
>suburbs don't exist
Based city slicker

>>12399603
Sorry you got downvoted enough to lose your job anon.

Hey, I heard if you have trouble finding a new one because of reputation, or have trouble finding a new one because you've spent too much time in between jobs; prisoner rehabilitation can land occupation better.

Isn't modern society great? Someone give me a time machine.

>>12399616
To their credit, no one's done shit to me, but they do stare and grunt.
>>12399635
Nigger.

>>12399674
If you have the money for it, get a 1911 .45. It strikes fear and respect into even the most extendo Glock wielding negro for some reason.

>>12396700
Did DMX order this?

>THIS IS FOR MY DOGS
>THIS IS FOR MY DOGS

>>12399544
Wait I can legally shoot animals on my property? I thought they were "protected" because they were "natural" and I would get charged with cruelty or some BS for it.

>>12397673
Dont feed your laptop beef anon

>>12399758
What kind of animal and what kind of yard?
Or if you don't mind being a bit shady, the three S always apply.

>>12396700
>SIDE SALAD
>NO SIDE SALAD

>>12399529
apu was made here dingus.

>>12399356
wrong
that dude ebin starts threads about cooking with his cat, Patty

>>12396700
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

>>12396700
>this is for a dog

Well excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager. My wife has a very specific diet which is why I placed that order.

>>12400341
That faggot needs lynched

>>12396903
seething

>>12400977
your dubs prove that you are a gayman

Dogs are based. Protect house and run fast yell at intruders and loyal and loves you very much.

Fuck cats. Piss on everything smell like shit and taste like shit to eat but I catch them and put them out of my misery. Too many stray cats although many get eaten by poor people here. It gets what it gets.

What I usually do is when I catch them I will catch them in a cage then put the cage in a tank of water for 5 minutes come back and feed the dead cat meat to my dog or just throw the carcass in the ocean or jungle somewhere not far.

>>12401082
>Too many stray cats although many get eaten by poor people here
so its confirmed that catfags are patrician sophisticated folk and the dogfags are thirdworlder vermin

>>12401082
I hate every dog on earth with a seething passion. Every time I'm at a park despite multiple signs saying leash laws are enforced, the owners let their mongrel run loose tearing shit up and causing a scene that disturbs everyone around them. Last time some dumb cunt let eight (8) dogs run freely and they were going in and out of the road and almost got smooshed. I just stood around praying for it to happen because fuck people like her and her dumbass dogs, they need to be taught a lesson. Put your damn dog on a leash, I'm tired of turning a corner on a trail and seeing a loose pitbull staring me down with the other 40 feet away completely oblivious.

>>12401082
Why would an archaeological team just let any random citizen, including children, dig up a fossil site? The retarded premise of this episode ruins absolutely everything for me, and a cool scene of Charizard chasing Aerodactyl cannot save it.

>>12401089
Cats are beloved by arabs and jews as pets. So youre either a muzzy or a faggot jew.

Funny they are beloved by my countrymen im Viet Nam (NOT THIRD WORLD).

Personally I find cats too dirty to eat. What a filthy animal but I'll gladly put it out of my misery.

>>12401100
More importantly, what is Kanto's tax policy?

>>12401117
>Cats are beloved by arabs
>im Viet Nam (NOT THIRD WORLD).

>>12396781
Uhh hehe. You are wrong though.

>>12397943
Oh my god. Who put the stick up your ass?

>>12401120
Initially, it stands to reason that Kanto is heavily socialized. It is considered completely normal that kids go on a journey battling pokemon, which clearly doesn't pay much. All of these kids are taken care of by Pokemon centers that provide shelter and medical help, plus it seems to also provide food occasionally but this isn't as explicit. However, the government seems very lax in the kanto region. Think about the Tentacruel episode of the giant pokemon. Where was the state to protect its people in these situations? The one who attacked tentacruel with a tank and rocket launcher was a private citizen. And no way in hell would a theme park like on that island ever exist in the real world. Disney would be sued to oblivion if 200 foot mickey mouses were stomping kids in Disney world.
I think Kanto is actually very close to an AnCap paradise where only a basic low-level police force is used. The truth is, the Pokemon League teamed up with Pokemarts is completely responsible for the way the world works. They sponsor the trainers through Pokemon labs (ie Oak) and build up Pokemon centers so that everyone can do it. They are essentially vet clinics, which are rather cheap to operate. In this case they don't even need a real doctor, just a nurse. In turn for their generosity Pokemon training has become the biggest event in the entire world and generates countless billions every year.

>>12396734
The hippster soy faggot HAS to virtual signal that he is dinning out with his dog.

How else would he get that precious attention?

>>12398850
Raccoons are vermin.

>>12401117
Wrong. Cats were worshiped as gods by the Egyptians, aka literally KINGS

>>12399519
He was probably messing with you but your autismo didn't let you pick up on it