/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12396474
Sorry let me go kill myself fir thinking that was a good thread image

>>12396474
It's better than the fallout one.

>>12396510
>fallout one
I'll just go ahead and ignore this thread, thx

>>12396528
Are we not allowed to laugh at shitty novelty cookbooks?
>>12396510
The food in here is at least unique and fun unlike the fallout Mac and cheese and basic steak

bump

>>12396474

>>12396474
I learned how to make homemade pizza, including the dough with this. good sauce recipes, some good meat recipes too including pork shoulder and osso buco.

for any Sopranos fans, there's some cool deep lore stuff like AJ's term paper "Why I Like Food" and some of Livia's schoolwork from when she was a girl.

It's like $15 on amazon, there's really no reason you shouldn't buy it right now.

>>12396510
it better goddamn have sweet rolls in it

>>12398497
They had one at Barnes & Nobles. It was listed in the book index, but someone tore the page out.

>>12396510
many of the recipes in this book aren't featured in the game, they're just medieval dishes
it's almost as if the woman writing it had never played an elder scrolls game and just said "fuck it, generic medieval fantasy lmao"

Feeding Hannibal is based on the TV show and was written by the woman who actually made all the food he cooked in the show, it looks pretty tasty

>>12398606
This show looks so gay and not gay as in bad but gay as in homosexual.

>>12398606

>>12398612
It's okay to be attracted to Mads, he's a very handsome man and we won't think any less of you

>>12398623
That flavour text is exceedingly corny.

>>12398497
I'll post the recipe later

>>12398542
All I'm going to say is that they do use a lot of ingredients that she can find throughout the game. As far as a larp book it's not too bad. It at least has some interesting recipes.

>>12396474
Shit character, shit captain, shit ship, shit Vulcan and shit show.

>>12398497
Here you go.

>>12398623
What a waste of clay

>>12397526
What's the joke here?

>>12399682
It's not a joke. It's American cooking. A powwow is an American word for a party.

>>12398633
What's a Mads?

Anyone got any cookbooks/recipes for families?
I live in a family of 6 and we each cook every night but i want to increase the amount of stuff i cook.
Last week i cooked linguine with creamy mushroom and chorizo sauce and it was real nice. So maybe not a pasta

>>12399785
Make crab dip if your family likes party foods. Soups are also usually a winner.

>>12398633
>>12399756
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>>12399932
Is this what it's like at /tv/?

>>12399942
nope it's all about tv meme random inside joke bullshit until the next capeshit comes out

valhalla rising hasn't made /tv/'s understandings yet

This one is really good if you're a Babylon 5 fan.

>>12400178
Is it extremely overwritten?

>>12400182
I don't think so, I find it entertaining and the recipies are not difficult. Maybe I'm a weirdo but I like the commentary and there are a lot of quotes from the original cast and other people associated with the show. Overall I'd buy it again.

It would not surprise me that in a few years this one that I have, that this picture was taken of will be worth a couple thousand dollars, but that's not why I bought it. I bought it because as OP wrote, novelty and fun.

>>12397597
seconded

>>12398526
That's a pretty fucked up thing to do, tearing a page out of a book at a bookstore. I guess it could be worse, doing that to a library book.

>>12400297
I was thinking that the guy needed a big ol' cowboy hat then I noticed that the chick on the left has it in her had. It sorted of blended in by it's color with that foliage in the background. lol

>>12400297
I was thinking that the guy needed a big ol' cowboy hat then I noticed that the qt chick on the left has it in her hand. It sorted of blended in by it's color with that foliage in the background. lol

I had this. Don't think I made much from it apart from some sort of fried cheese sandwich.

>>12400353
I hope you saved that book, that looks like it would be an entertaining read.

>>12400359
Found this site that has some of the pages.
https://www.rubylane.com/item/321389-05791/Pig-Out-Peg-Married-Children-Cookbook

>>12400353
I'd like to put something between Christina Applegate's buns if you know what I mean.

Does that cookbook have anything that includes Weenie Tots?

>>12400353
>>12400386
Woah it's got a review by anon right on the cover.

>>12400386
>https://www.rubylane.com/item/321389-05791/Pig-Out-Peg-Married-Children-Cookbook
Thanks I DLed those pics.

>>12400420
wget downloaded them all like a champ.

@rem wgetp.bat PTW 11:44 PM 9/24/2012, 7:35 AM 12/18/2012 added more extensions,
5:20 AM 7/4/2014 added --no-clobber
@rem 9:44 PM 6/13/2015 added del to 404 crap. 9:07 PM 12/7/2015 added dir
wget --wait=0.5 --no-directories --no-clobber --recursive --level=1 --no-parent
--span-hosts --ignore-case --accept=jpg,jpeg,gif,png --reject=txt --follow-tags=
A %*
@if exist robots.txt* del robots.txt*
@if exist 1.jpg call fix0.bat
@if exist 404.ht* del 404.ht*
@dir

This is a pretty useful batch file that I wrote, it needs wget to work but that's easily available.

Always surprising when these things aren't complete dogshit. The Game of Thrones one for example, a surprising amount of good research went into that.

>>12400386
wget downloaded them all like a champ.

@rem wgetp.bat PTW 11:44 PM 9/24/2012, 7:35 AM 12/18/2012 added more extensions,
5:20 AM 7/4/2014 added --no-clobber
@rem 9:44 PM 6/13/2015 added del to 404 crap. 9:07 PM 12/7/2015 added dir
wget --wait=0.5 --no-directories --no-clobber --recursive --level=1 --no-parent
--span-hosts --ignore-case --accept=jpg,jpeg,gif,png --reject=txt --follow-tags=
A %*
@if exist robots.txt* del robots.txt*
@if exist 1.jpg call fix0.bat
@if exist 404.ht* del 404.ht*
@dir

This is a pretty useful batch file that I wrote, it needs wget to work but that's easily available.

>>12399682
Elizabeth Warren has a recipe in it because she claims she's native American.
The "joke" is that in reality she is, literally, whiter than Richard Spencer.

>>12400182
heh

>>12397526
When I was a little kid porn movie names were derived from books or mainstream movies.
"Pocahontas" became "Pokeahotass" for instance.

>>12400440
>Elizabeth Warren has a recipe in it because she claims she's native American.
>The "joke" is that in reality she is, literally, whiter than Richard Spencer.
Isn't that what people explained away black admixture with? "I'm 1/128 cherokee" or some shit? It's fucking hilarious how it's played out, don't get me wrong, but it seems that might be a likely explanation.

>>12397597
AJ was a hard character to watch, Im not paying $15 to read his homework

>>12400450
That reminded me of Rachel Dolezal, Who Pretended to Be Black. She even changed her name recently to Nkechi Diallo.

Woman who posed as black makes plea deal in fraud case
April 5, 2019
https://www.apnews.com/8dd4919de8004b9a8c81e5f87ee11209

>>12399636
Why bother? The sweet roll in the game just looks like a funnel cake with a sugar glaze.

>>12396539
It’s not fallout ya crud monster

>>12399756
Hannibal is played by Mads Mikkelsen

>>12400182
Nah, it's just a hundred recipes for Swedish meatballs.

>>12396474
everyone hates that guy but i also really want to know what plomeek soup is like.

>>12400483
>Who Pretended to Be Black.

You mean self-identified as black due to being trans-ethnic

>>12401517
I didn't mean that you did. I meant some fucking cunt convicted of fraud.

this one is great im fat now

I have the Ron Paul cookbook, not at hand though.

>>12401835
Do you have to put money into a slot for it to open?

>>12401854
No, he's not an ancap retard.

>>12400503
>funnel cake
Looks more like a mini bundt cake.

>>12399689
Powwow is a Native American word for a council, a meeting to discuss important issues.

>>12401928
Not anymore!!! *grabs headdress and dose a little dance around a fire* eeyaeeee eeyaeeyaeeee eeyaaaaahhh eeeyaaa eyyaahhh eeeyaahheeee ho ho ho ho ho eeeyaaahh eeeeee eeeeyahh eeeyaheeee eeee HO HO eeeeee eee eeyaaaeee eeyaaaeee oooohhh eeeyaahheeyeyeyehahahaheyeyeeyeeeah,

>>12401928
Also yeah that's what a party is anyways. As long as there's people gathering, it's a party.

>>12401935
Based whitey retard

>>12401503
wonder no more

>>12401935
Tired of the noble savage myth. So many of the tribes were just savages. Of those that weren't, most are now. They're better off integrating with society and letting people think they used to be one of the coolest people ever rather than, depending on area, rape the land and/or each other.

>>12402077
>savages
The historical evidence clearly demonstrates it was the whites who were savages. But, by all means, keep rewriting history to conform to the white nationalistic agenda. Good goy!

>>12402194
>Scalping
>Not savage

>white nationalistic agenda
>What the Jews want

I want to speak to your manager, shill

>>12402069
I'm a little disappointed.

>>12402900
I don't blame you. But to be entirely fair, it's not like you can make alien foods a complete reality. Best you can do is make something that looks similar while still being tasty and fairly unique.
You'll be really disappointed in the bar section. I expected star trek themed cocktails but they literally just told you how the voyager prop department made the drinks. Because green gatorade sounds so appealing.

>>12400440
>>12400450
I prefer Estella Warren myself. She was good in a few Law & Order episodes I think the Criminal Intent ones, with that chick who played Wonder Woman Lynda Carter.

>>12401944
Don't forget the red solo cups.

>>12401928
"native," yeah, right.

Where is the fucking Bajoran Hasperat? I always pictured it like pickled hot cabbage.

>>12405053
They got sucked down by a resonator.

>>12402194
Are you a troll or do you really believe that?

>>12405060

I don't really want to wade into your childish shit, but the Romans, who were partially african called the germanic tribes Barbars. They were the barbarians. So deal with that, and the fact that all humans a fucking HUMAN. Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

>>12400450
Nobody really bothers unless there's money involved. Just follow the money, if one can claim something and get federal or state money for that then it is, anyone disclaiming or calling them out on their bullshit it is somehow "racist."

>>12405071

You're the mirror image of reality. She says she's an indian while the people calling her out steal hundreds of millions. You're a fucking moron because you like tinfoil. I think you know you're garbage and will die in poverty because you deserve to.

>>12405069
Nice deflection, now stay on the subject. Do you really believe that the indigenous population of the Americas were the peaceful agrarians that you're claiming?

>>12405078

I'm not claiming that at all. I just found your stupid fucking jibberish, stupid so I said something. They were war like tribes, what of it?

>>12405081
Compared to your trollish bullshit, I did pretty well there.

>>12405078

You want me to spell it out for you? Whites organized because they developed technology faster than indigenous indians. They were no less or more savage than the people they killed. How the fuck don't you see that? Killing on an industrial level is STALIN. Ok? It's just cleaner to your simple brain.

>>12405081
>>12405086
Have you considered taking a remedial classes in English and history? I suggest that you at least consider it.

>>12405092

You're a toddler at the hands of a car. So depressing. Don't you feel embarrassed?

>>12405086
Dear lord man. Please read your post and meditate on it for a while.

>>12405098

keep trying, honey.

>>12400178
Bro, get off the fucken road.

>>12405098

Sorry, I just love watching you gimps when I have free time. I'd probably tease people at the psychiatric hospital.

>>12405094
Great response there. Given that retard level analogy then that would you a tadpole, not even evolved enough to type on a keyboard yet. Is mommy doing your typing for you?

>>12405121

beep bop boop, lonely guy gets a response. I'll keep this going until my towels are dry.

>>12405121

you need a friend.

>>12405128
I'm cooking up some eggs and bacon right now, they'll be my friends for a time.

>>12405132

indeed. don't flip the eggs, just cover them until they're half firm.

Does anyone have this?

>>12405137

that's hamburger soup, dude.

>>12397597
Lots of obscure ingredients in this thing, but a fun book regardless.

>>12397597

But does it have gabagool?

I have a few in my Mega under "Novelty"
Star Trek
Star Wars
Narnia
Harry Potter
Dr Who
Hunger Games
etc

https://mega.nz/#F!VrgHmQTT!HEXDgmzBWRgSt-_M4hZhiA

>>12405368
How many Random House executives do you think she's done ass to mouth with?

>>12405378
probably just slightly more than your mom

It's got a lot of in-betweens "interviews" with characters that are kind of interesting because it was written by one of the writers. Only made a couple of things from it. Carmela's section is family recipes, Artie's section is restaurant stuff, Bobby's is desserts, Tony's is grilling, Janice' vegetarian

>>12405098
>>12402077

>>12405448
>janice has a section
>its not about reheating frozen foods

>>12400178
I've wanted this book forever - as in, since the show aired - and your post inspired me to buy a copy from the UK at the low low price of $40.

>>12405365
Ah yes, cookbook anon has returned.

This makes a killer meal your whole family will love. They won't be able to move after choking this one down.

>>12405848
Cheers, it's a good one.

>>12405911
based and redpilled

>>12396474
>Darmok, his yolks soft boiled

This but I don't have it with me, it's at my parent's place probably. I do remember making cookies from when I was 5.

>>12405053
It’s sadly only voyager and original series recipes

>>12406017
So no Tranya? That's just wrong.

>>12396474

>>12406332
That was in TOS, retard.

>>12406332
There are a couple pages for tranya.

>>12405686

>>12406717

>My GFs sperm

>>12406776

cum is cum, eating your own, or eating a friends, who cares?

>>12396474

>>12405787
Based.

>>12406717
>>12406776

>>12400440
Elizabeth Warren looks like a true Amerimutt who's 56 different ethnicities.

>>12399270
based TNG

>>12396474
DA

>>12407224
> ZRUIOM

>>12402283
I'm pretty sure Europeans scalped people too

>>12407617
French taught it to them if I'm not mistaken. Scalps were bounties. Thanks assholes.

>>12405686
bend over

>>12407990
Sodomy is not sex. It is an unnatural bestiality. Sex is congess of the male penis into the female vagina.

>>12408001

This is why you creatures on here shouldn't mix with people. You're not people.

>>12408007
You should fuckoff back to where you came from.

Got any bento cookbooks?

>>12408007
>sex isn't sex
semantics and repurposing the language of ideas is not an argument

>>12396474
What’s the table of contents?

>>12408365

Not repurposing anything. I'm saying some of the pond scum that's solidified around here have ceased to be humans and have devolved into a state that can't be considered people. They're an evolutionary mistake. A corruption of humanity that is mentally unfit to be addressed.

>>12400297

BAW GAWD STOP THE GODDAMN OVEN RIGHT NOW

>>12408365

You still around, Simple Jack?

>>12409242
>Captain Lou Albano's Vodka Surprise.
>Ingredients:
>1 Vodka.

Drink as you continually curse out the Irish. Serves 1.

(Lou was based.)

>>12408001
Technically in many cultures sodomy did/still does include blowies. You wouldn't turn down a blowie, would you?

>>12405848

>>12401854
Your mom's slot is always open for deposits.

>>12409299
Depends on who's offering it. Most chicks that offer random bjs are disgusting looking scags and I would turn that down. I also don't want STDs.

>>12409299
Regardless of what you might think, not all of us are desperate.

>>12409809
t. incel

>>12408001
>>>/pol/

>>12402995
There's terrible. Including the prop versions would be great if they also included a tasty version of everything.

>>12409759
Goddamn I love that fucking show

>>12411942
Isn't that picture from the episode where Justin describes shadow reasoning?

>>12411972
I'd bet on it. Really the only other place we ever seemed to see Morden sitting comfortably was the Zocalo lol

>>12412201
>o

>>12398612
They make a big deal out the main characters transcending the concept of homosexuality. They're definitely homosexuals though considering they fall in love right at the end where they kill someone together.

>>12412201
my childhood

>>12405086
Actually Europeans were really only more advanced in weaponry. The natives of the Americas were more advanced in many areas than Europeans, from medicine and astronomy to food cultivation and architecture.

>>12413312
lol

>>12413312
Not only that, they were far better warriors (documented by first hand accounts of the officers who fought them) and had a system of ethics which was honorable instead of the european duplicity, lies and cheating. The only reason europeans won was because they multiplied and spread like disease ridden rats.

>>12405329
such as?

>>12413312
Oh. Did they have the steam boiler then? They had already invented the most significant industrial technology of all time? I wonder why they never took advantage of that.

>>12413312
just because that professor that didnt wear shoes to class told you this, doesnt make it true. they lived in huts and scalped each other, didnt have a written language, steel, ships, artillery, they were perplexed by mirrors, and had such "advanced" medicine they easily died from goldrush era diseases that Europeans survived.
go eat some mashed up grub worms off a big leaf and tell me how much better their cusine is too.

>>12413529
this is what mouthwash niggers actually believe.

>>12399785
I think a good way to force yourself to cook larger is to cook roasts. Pasta is good at any size but roasts force you to cook more to compliment with side dishes. Not even roasts - braising a hunk of meat in a crockpot is great too. Though really if you can get a cookbook you really like just go by serving sizes and scale them accordingly. Most times I'll add a little more when I double up just because people always eat more, but if you have kiddos then they probably eat as much as a recipe multiplied by 6 would give. But experiment.
>>12400188
>>12399224

See overall I like these books if they at least are inventive for working with subjects so divorced from regular cooking. But this is cute too.