/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12396205
>/thread?
actually there's one more.
and that's an absolutely comprehensive list, right?

>>12396205
I'd ask you to post bobs, but despite having obviously suffered some form of abuse by an older male in your life, you're clearly only a 13 year old grill.

>>12396242
40yo male. close.

ttw tasteless tastelets lobotomized by the monoculture cant outgrow their sweetmilktongue. I'm a leftist veteran if that matters.

>>12396266
Do you like mead, sweatie?

>>12396205
>>12396208
>>12396226
What the fuck? These all taste like sweetened vomit. I'd rather drink everclear neat

>>12396242
Fucking this.

>>12396205
Whisky tastes damn fine you limp waisted beta

>>12396205
I've found that women, like yourself, tend to like wine and fruity cocktails. Piña coladas are quite popular in the tropics, if not maybe Bailey's or Kahlua is something you'd like (it's what my grandma drinks so I doubt it'll be too much for you).

>>12396880
Gay as they are, a good piña colada is fantastic on a summer day. Now for more dignity (and not needing to fuck around with a blender), I recommend the humble mojito.

>Cut a lime into eighths
>Muddle two lime wedges with 1 tsp of sugar in a glass, until sugar is dissolved in lime juice
>Add 10 mint leaves and 1 additional lime wedge, muddle about 30 sec
>Add 30ml light rum, or more if you want idc
>throw in a handful of ice, stir 20 sec
>top with club soda, garnish with lime wedge and sprig of mint if desired

unironically delicious

it's not strong but christ is it tasty

>>12397101
I do quite enjoy it, but can only be drank so much though, it sticks to your palette like gum to a shoe

>>12397180
>strawberry flavoured winebeverage

So it's not actually wine?

>>12397184
it's like, wine which has been flavoured with strawberry juice
it's only 5% compared to the usual 10%-15% wine normally has

this stuff (pic) is nice.

>>12396226
you are lying. i don't believe it's possible anyone could drink that shit and think 'mmmm!' - i mean it may be less disgusting than some alternatives, but it's still a disgusting thing to drink.
if there was no alcohol in it, would you eagerly chug the stuff regardless?

>>12396205
Imagine being this soy.

>>12397285
Pipe down, nigger lover.

>>12396205
>>12396208

how did you guys not post this yet?

>>12397636
Low IQ drink

>>12397687

it is cheap though

>>12397268
It all boils down to acquired taste. The difference between Amarula and some whisky is that one you acquired since early childhood(sweet creamy stuff) and the other requires an adult palate(oak smoke dry taste)

>>12396614

Shut the fuck up man I'm black and a construction worker and whiskey tastes like shit, drinking fucking toilet water doesn't make you more masculine I like pina coladas.

>>12397823
>I'm black
Well no weonder you can't appreciate whiskey, I think this would be more to your taste.

>>12397823
Think your a tough guy, don't you idiot?

>>12397860

*you're

Take a seat and educate yourself

>>12397823
Based. Pina Colada fan here too. Also not a fan of whiskey. Scotch is nice though.

>>12397868
your*

>>12397868
Education < intelligence

>>12397908

You my friend are deficient in both.

>>12396205
This looks complicated

>>12397916
I'm not a black construction worker.

>>12396205
This is good if you can find it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toussaint_Coffee_Liqueur

>>12397930

You'll find a job one day mate.

>>12397268
Never heard of that before but I like the elephant so I would buy it

>>12397797
then why is there absolutely no trace of any soft drink which tastes anything like the filth? nobody wants it.

oh yeah, one I forgot to mention

if you mix crush orange soda with jagermeister it tastes like blood oranges.

jagers nasty on its own though

>>12397098
Personally would adjust this to use sugar syrup instead and defiantly needs 60ml of rum at least to me. though it could just be because I use more club soda.

>>12397936
Thank you, I hope so, friend.

>>12397098
Can't go wrong with a good mojito (or a Cuba Libre if you're feeling lazy).

I'm going to piss in the wind, but scotch is unironically horrid.

Laugh at me and call me poor.

>>12398222
mmm, that paint thinner with sugar taste. delicious

>>12396205

Don't you have to be 18 to post here?

>>12396205
this with some cold milk is pure heaven. always get drunk on this at family gatherings with my grandma and cousins

St Germain, Drambuie, and peppermint schnapps are my favorite liqueurs. Some red wine is genuinely great.

>>12396205
fuck I love Heineken. i'd drink a non alcoholic version if it was cheaper.

>>12396423
>I'm retarded
You didn't really have to tell us outright, the filename spelled it out quite clearly.

>>12397854
No shit, as a white as fuck Canadian whiteoid, malt liquor is fucking delicious.

It's like a very mild-tasting, almost sweet beer, but is way stronger in terms of alcohol content than a beer. If one can acquire 40s before going out to the lake or something for at least a day of drinking, not much beats malt liquor.

>>12396205
By definition, it doesn’t exist. Alcoholic drinks are either mixed with enough sugar to choke a horse to make it palatable, or they’re not and they taste like burnt Windex.

>12399037
(You)

An honest heart will shake off your demons, angerserf.

>>12396205
What are you talking about faggot, good whisky tastes great.

>>12396205
Sugar and fat are required to enjoy alcohol for you? Ok. Why not just say that instead of challenging people? Try Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream. It's sweet, fatty, and delicious.

>>12396205
I once made this truly amazing mix of:

Gin
7-up
A shot of Sourz apple liquor
A shot of cucumber syrup

Top it off with ice, mint and lime and you'll be sucking that straw so fucking hard your mom won't even get close.

>>12399250
>he can only focus on the taste of the alcohol
maybe you have the palate of a 6 year old and no sexually mature human will ever find that attractive?

>>12399797
would you drink it as a soft drink? why is there NO product even remotely like this on sale anywhere? nobody wants it, because the taste is revolting.

:) hi teenage girls.

>>12396205

>>12396205
Nuff said.

>>12400063
>guys i'm sick of throwing away all this methanol, what can we do with it?

>>12399859
do not degrade nee san in such a manner please and thank you

>>12398900
What does it taste like?

>>12397940
honestly it's really nice. never seem marula fruit for sale anywhere or used in any other recipe, so this stuff seems to be really unique. try a bottle, you won't regret it.

>>12400734
>marula fruit
this stuff btw...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDJ-sTuoO8

>>12400068
Kadco makes quality products.
Their 6 PM special is more to your liking.

>>12397636
I won't keep this in the house, as I will get fat.

High quality Calvados, 30 years plus.

>>12400332
sweet and warming, almost like caramel maybe

>>12396205
For me? The Michelada

>>12398900
I dont think Id want to drink enough of 31% abv liqueur and milk to actually get drunk. Sounds tasty though

>>12401618
based, it's like eating a sandwich

>>12401635
ever thrown up on baileys? omg never again

>>12400061
Wanted to post this and minttuviina earlier but couldn't due to an error.

>>12397636
20% alcohol, 44% sugar

*makes you live to 150 years old and find God*
nothin personal, kid.

>>12400061

have only tried the homemade version of this as i live in the US and its not easy for me to get but it was fucking outstanding

>>12400034
>I have been wishing for years thay they would make a nonalcoholic islay scotch that was caffeinated so I could drink that instead of coffee. Soft drinks are for children.

I only drink vanilla extract or lemon extract

Simple is still best

>>12401983
>he doesn't know that alcohol is a sugar

>>12396614
>limp waisted
One must have a firm waist in order to be Chad.

>>12397797
>the other requires an adult palate(oak smoke dry taste)
This is what whiskey drinkers actually believe.

Whiskey is sickeningly sweet compared to literally any other liquor. What's worse is that whiskey drinkers are akin to vegans when it comes to making sure everyone knows exactly what they prefer and how superior they feel over everyone else for it.
Whiskey drinkers are the ultimate betas.

White wine
Kraken

>>12398106
>defiantly
13 year old girl phone poster strikes again! The word is DEFINITELY.

>>12406210
>doesn't know the difference between whisky and whiskey
>starts lecturing anyway

>>12406391
1. Not a lecture; an insult.
2. The difference is an 'e.'
Have a (You), you little dumdum.

>>12396205
Beer is nice, you neckbeard.
Alcohol doesn't need to taste like Coca Cola or a Starbucks frappuccino to be good.

>>12406400
It’s a hell of a lot more than an “e” bud. Whisky is what the civilized world spells their liquors as when it’s made in a process similar to scotch. Your problem is with the sweet whiskey made in the us where a pound of sugar is mixed in to a liter of whiskey.

>>12406210
You realise whisky (Scottish) and whiskey (American) taste absolutely nothing alike? Scottish whisky is made of malted barley and American whiskey is made of corn, hence the sweetness.

The anon was talking about whisky (Scottish) and you delivered a retarded rant about whiskey (American), the fact you don't know the difference but prattled on anyway shows you're definitely underaged and perhaps a bit slow too.