/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12384417
fucking faggot

Let me eat your cat

couldnt get a good OP pic cuz patti kept messing with the pepper

gonna take my sweet time with what i cook tonight so ill drop the banh mi i made earlier

based Patti and her human companion

Ugh no.

>>12384417
>paw on the pepper
Toxoplasmosis confirmed. Those feet touch shit and piss multiple times daily without being washed. How can you live like this?

i froze this marinated pork like a year ago or so so this was an experiment to see if it holds up

https://youtu.be/Vah3L-6_gck

>>12384455
It called redpill, sweaty. I love anime, vidya, cats, and racism

There is cat hair and traces of faeces in everything you cook and eat guaranteed. Fucking stupid cat faggot.

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of cats at home. How could you tell?

>>12384465
>>12384480
>>12384419
Absolutely seething

>>12384455
lol she got to keep that pepper she flung it on the ground

turned out really good i wrapped it in foil real tight for like 5 minutes im not sure why i just do that

https://youtu.be/pOBkRKPxm3o

>>12384417
Hot sauce!

>>12384417
Based dickered OP.
>>12384482
Redpilled seething poster.

I get a huge kick out of how triggered people get over these threads.

>>12384498
It's great!

i also got some ice trays im very excited to have ice now :^)

>>12384491
>hot saucelet confirmed
wew

>>12384505
Op what's something fun I can do with ground beef tomorrow? Planning on making burgers but I want to make them extra good and you have more exp cooking than I do pls help

>>12384530
something ive been wanting to try making is some kind of peanut butter burger with fried bananas or something, had some weird version a while back and it was wild, honestly just a simple burger is always dank tho or maybe a frito pie burger or a luther

these are pretty darn good desu

These threads are so cringy with the trying hard to be cool like posts and constant cat pictures. Consider KYS OP.

>>12384541
Based burger idea.
>>12384544
Cringepilled.

>>12384417
>>12384422
>The pepper fears the patti

>>12384739
Fuck off

kys cancer catposting redditfaggots.
your food is garbage, you're a lonely incel, hope you have sex that's not with a cat

You must be fat OP. The amount of shit you eat daily would make anyone fat

>>12384417
>oh hi, getting dickered and doing food stuff with kitters and such, pls feel free to pop a squat

You are still a faggot for posting these threads constantly, serious or not. In fact this would be more forgivable if you were being completely genuine

>>12384854
Huh?

>>12384498
>people
It’s literally one mentally ill guy who keeps getting banned from 4chan.

I’ve been sick in bed for like 4 days. Finally started feeling better but now I feel like a bottomless pit.
Might raid the local Indian food buffet. What are some good sick recovery foods /ck/?

>>12385066
It's obviously not. The catshit-gobbling OP, on the other hand, does have a few very dedicated samefagging white knights like yourself.

>>12384422
>Marie's
based

>>12384417
>hide thread

>>12385078
Head over to the mcchicken threads to be an ass dude. And figure out your meds situation

>>12385097
Thanks you're proving you're the toxo-infected projection poster :)

>>12385108
Take it elsewhere nut case. It would make sense if you were upset at any of the multiple spam/troll threads around (which you probably create most of anyway), but hanging around a thread you hate like an obsessed kid just shows your brain doesn’t work right. If you can’t afford your meds then ask your family or friends for help. Just go away.

>>12384417
Kitters!!!!!!!

Dickered!!!!!!


Oh goody goody! I love the words you choose and the way you phrase things!

Be my husband!

>>12385095
Good.
Fuck off.
You won’t be missed.

>>12385158
Keep samefagging

Have sex

i love catfagging and dicks too

made some breakfast sammies nothing special but they were good

Boston butt

>>12384530
ground beef
thin pattys culvers style seared on both sides
parmesean cheese crisps
toasted buns
sour cream + hot sauce
arugala tossed in vinegar

you are welcome

>>12385463
Apple wood chips

>>12385475
One hour in and our chips aren’t smoking. We’re genna switch burners over to the chip side.

>>12384417
They really need to lock this creepy incel up and throw away the key

Chicken wings.
From left, plain, maple barbecue, ghost pepper honey mustard, and sriracha.

>>12384417
Kitters is a cute. A CUTE!

>pop a squat
OP did you have a black gym teacher in high school too?

>>12385672
2 hours in and our chips are still not lit af. We’re genna move them to the bottom of the grill.

>>12385917
3 hours. Our chips have started smoking. We added some water to the chip pan.

>>12385917
Bro you might be in over your head with that little gas grill. Turn the heat on directly under the chips, and poke a few little holes in the bottom so the hot air has some direct access to the wood.

>>12386157
Forgot pic.

>>12386159
Got it. One of the first redpills I took when I was learning to smoke was that you don't NEED to soak your wood. Dry chips are easier to work with and it only takes a second to toss a handfull in every hour or so versus screwing around with wet chips like you had to. Also, maybe invest in a pellet tube smoker if you're having problems with chips and that's the only grill you have. You probably should've scored the fat on that butt, it also looks unseasoned. Why?

>>12384541
You should try this peanut egg sandwhich

Bread, mayo, lettuce, ham, omlette, peanut butter, bread

I've tried that at mos burger and it's fucking amazing, never expect egg and peanut butter works together

>>12386173
Pork is it’s own seasoning

>>12384417
I am smoking some oxtails (among other things) today. Will be braising the oxtails afterwards

>>12384417
i love your threads

>>12386159
Fours and we’re looking good. I knocked some chips into the very bottom of the grill.

>>12384787
>raging and throwing every meme he can think of
I'm starting to get interested what kind of weird people are behind these kinds of posts.

fuck these threads

Going to try to make black beans again using advice from /ck/. Been having a hell of a time lately eating them without my intestines becoming a war zone.
>>12386378
>>12386383
These look good. Can't wait till I have money to grill stuff.

>>12386383
We’re smokin pretty good now. Genna turn off the heat at hour 5 and let it sin in the closed grill for an hour after that.

>>12386494
Finished

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>>12386815

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>>12386422
>kombu
Why is everyone here retarded?

Stuffed a chicken breast with spinach, cream cheese, garlic and parmigiano reggiano.

>>12386954
not in the pic, but there was a lot of juices left in the pan that I poured onto this after taking the pic. It was absolutely delicious. I think maybe some cream cheese leaked out and created a sauce. Extremely good, I'll have to make it again sometime.

Also made some spinach ricotta garlic ravioli but I don't think it looks the best. Goes well with some red sauce.

>ITT, actual cooking

>>12386384
It’s mostly one guy who for some reason got his rear heated by the jannies (probably constant shitposting). So now he spends all his time just shitting up threads everywhere. He’s basically just having a huge tantrum. Pretty sure he’s got a borderline personality problem, but who knows. It’s pretty easy to ignore, but sometimes it’s fun to call him out because you know he immediately goes into a tailspin and yells at his mom or kicks his siblings.

>>12387071
Bumping for actual cooking

>>12385097
Gotta start with the reddit generals before anything can be done about the myriad fast food threads, champ.

>>12386954
This looks fucking good

>>12386954
god DAMN that looks fuckin good dude I just came in my fuckin pants FUCK good job son cmere and sit in my fucking LAP

>>12386954
fuck my throat

>>12384432
What are patti's feelings on cucumbers?

>>12384501
Imagine the heating bill

>>12385097
based ass dude

>>12384501
How do I get a house like that?

>>12388141
Have a last name like Longfellowsby

>>12386378
Looks good

>>12388137
More of her

>>12388137
her ass is amazing. I bet the tits are nice and perky too

>>12388207
>anon could you help zip me up?

>>12384422
cute. CUTE.

>>12384467
Are you a baby, or aids?

>>12386869
It's for digestion.
http://wholefoodsexplorer.com/cook-dried-beans/

Tonight, I'm making Pierogi's with potato, onion and cheese served with cabbage, onion and kielbasa

I made pierogis once before but they turned out more like Cappelletti

>>12388933
I put the dough in the breadmaker to mix and warm cos I'm too lazy

>>12388306
image searches are failing me. please anon... the sauce...

>>12385097
This 'but Mcchicken threads' gets brought up in every cat blog. I wouldn't put it past OPs fans to post them so that this strawman can be erected.

>>12386823
That's some seriously good foodporn

>>12385852
Looks good, even the unsauced ones on the left. What's your technique?

>>12388978
Wa La

>>12388137
>>12388306
>>12389037
dug deeper and found her, it's Olivia Pelton

personally kinda disappointed, although I would absolutely smash without hesitation

>>12389233
izzat kielbasa? looks scrumptious regardless, I really gotta have these sometime

>>12389278
Fucking delicious
A shame I left the pierogis in 5 mins too long but it's still so good
Pierogis are filled with mashed potato, cheese and onion

>>12389302
i kinda wanna just put that kielbasa and cabbage in the suckers and turn 'em into polish calzones

>>12389335
>in the suckers
huh?

>>12384541
>peanut butter burger with fried bananas or something
That sounds absolutely disgusting, like something you'd be meme'd into eating at some hip cafe in western USA. Have some respect for the ingredients.

>>12384417

Do you guys ever feel sad about all the animals out there who aren’t recognized as feeling things and get depressed. And I don’t mean that in a vegan faggot way because I still eat meat. But I mean, people who buy puppies and then dump them when they realize they whine at 3am. Sorry I am drunk

nigger

>>12389495
Sure it's a little sad but in the end it's just animals. Not really worse than eating them.

>>12389495
hypocrisy is human nature. just look at this thread.

>>12389436
That cat looks strikingly similar to my cat.

>>12389436
i <3 lucy :3

>>12389403
it was pretty good the way i remember it but not something youd do too often

>>12389233
>>12389302
looks and sounds good m8, that filling sounds dank

>>12385852
i had dinner plan but u making me want to say fuck it and make wings, how u cook those they look good

>>12385884
i honestly dont remember any of my gym teachers weed is a hell of a drug

>>12386192
that sounds interesting id try it

>>12386378
damn broski would be interested in a follow up looks noice

>>12386381
:)

>>12386383
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>>12386815
>>12386820
>>12386827
looks bomb af m8, what you end up doing with it?

>>12389495
cant save em all m80, shits sad sometimes but such is life

https://youtu.be/q4xKvHANqjk

>>12384417
With all sincerity, stop. Fucking stop. You can make these threads, but your faggot-ass wording is the most cancerous thing on this board. At least when shitposters are posting McDonald's and fast food they can at-least use coherent English you fucking karma whore fag.

Please post this shit on reddit with your toxoplasmosis-ridden cooking. You know that your threads are some of the most soy retard tier attention whoring and that it's degrading the overall of this board. Like what ballistic faggot of soy-boy links to their previous thread like it's even needed. What part of your thread is food and cooking exactly? All I see is you posting your same shitty image with the same irritating namefag thread. You're not a thread discussing anything you absolute autist, you need someone to pummel your fucking skull into the earth because that's about the amount of brain damage I've suffered trying to tolerate your shitty ass threads.

and before you respond with "Call the police like I care XDDDDDDD :^0 " know that I fucking hope that one day you stop posting and when that happens know not a single person is going to notice or give a shit.

>>12389713
saved ;^*

>>12389745
Fuck you! you piece of shit!
Get the fuck off this site you low-earth piece of shit.

not friggin around i like garlic

>>12389713
>>12389754
u mad

>>12389756
OP what time is it where you are and what do you do for a living that allows you to drink and cook late into the hours of monday morning?

>>12389757
Mad is an understatement. I fucking hate this thread, hate OP and hate his faggot-ass "DICKERED XDDDD LOOK CAT SO FUCKING ORIGINAL> HEY GUYS EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT ME IM FUCKING RETARDED JOIN MY COOK-ALONG BAKE-ALONG LIME-ALONG DRINK-ALONG SNACK-ALONG SING-ALONG PICKLE-ALONG RAPE-ALONG COMMIT THE SECOND HOLOCAUST-ALONG RAPE-ALONG SLEEP-ALONG SELL CRACK TO A NIGGER-ALONG SCAT-ALONG MOLEST-ALONG" THREAD.

>>12389764

>>12389764
You wrote RAPE-ALONG twice there m(9-1).

>>12389770
This board was my only safe haven from attention whore ego jerking bullshit and you took that from me you nigger sucking faggot I hope your life falls apart you cock sucking soy boy faggot.

>>12389772
I want to do it to OP so badly I need to put it in twice.

>>12389779
Fair enough.

>>12389759
its like 6am and ive always just done my stuff at weird hours and why stop now, my job has flexible hours

>>12389764
XD

>>12389770
i dont have reaction images m8

>>12389776
bamboozled xD

made some extra garlicy herb butter and making a big batch of mash taters

>>12389788
To be honest, this anger is a bit more than real for me but It's really just the caffeine withdrawal mostly. Know you could make great threads if you stopped fucking with the faggy phrasing.
>>12389792

>>12389795
"hurr durr i drink so much coffee that not having some for a few hours causes me to develop a personality disorder"

>>12389806
fuck you too you retard neckbeard faggot.
It's not my fault this thread is so faggy it sets me off.
"I use hurr durr in my sentence so I must be right." fucking kill yourself you cringy faggot I will end you.

>>12385165
Still here then?
:^)

>>12389811
le triggered XD

going on record to say these threads are embarrassing. cooking threads die with 3 posts and this faggit shit never does, amazing how the catblog knows exactly how to pander to his Reddit audience, why don't you just go there???? good just die already from a coronary you obese shitbag. all the food itt.is simply awful.

>>12389852
bump the threads you want saved instead of writing pointless rants no one cares about. go to the bottom of the catalog and save a decent thread from being deleted and enjoy seeing shit threads disappear

we icy now

https://youtu.be/XAIGdJ9fNwE

making a big batch of taters so ill have leftovers i got a rough week coming up

made a few of these lil suckers

mods pls

pretty decent ribeye only like 1.25 inches thicc but good marblin'

https://youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg

>>12389129
Toss wings in a bowl with a little olive oil, flour, and seasonings. Starting from an unheated oven, bake at 375 for 35 minutes or so. Then toss in sauce.

starting to get a good feel for this grill

>>12389691
>>12386378
The oxtails about to go in the oven to braise

>>12386378
>>12390388
And the finished product, on top of some cauliflower puree because I live the low crab lifestyle.

OP, I see you got some HEB prime 1 beef. That's some good shit for the price. Fellow Texasfag here (Austin)

>>12390388
>>12390403
that looks dank, i tried making oxtail once but the sauce was too rich i might need to try a new recipe

was a decent medium, saved half for a sandwich for later

deuce deuce

https://youtu.be/0FcDXL5Aw0o

>>12390429
Thanks. That steak dinner looks great. I'd slam

I love dicks and I love cats so I guess I’ve found my new favorite thread

>>12389764
Imagine being this autistic.

>>12389776
>frogposter
figures
>>>/r9k/

>>12390604
God damn do I love this man!

>>12386422
Alright, here it goes.

fuck these threads

>>12390792
Damn that looks GOOD

>>12390792
Added the epazote

>>12390809
Thanks. I'm hoping these bean don't fuck with my intestines this time.

>>12389852
stinky catfag samefags,
this should be obvious to anyone with a brain

>>12390403
Well look at you and your fancy as bollocks macro camera. Wish I had that, the lense and the dish, looks yummy as fuck friendo, good job!

I'm a humble rural commoner, tonight I tried to figure out how to smoke kebabs without leaving my kitchen, so I'd have a food gift for my dad when I see him on Friday. Had to do it the nigger way. First, marinate pork for tomorrows dish, whatever the fuck that ends up being...

>>12392458
The spices and shit.

>>12392468
Lightly toasted some of those spices, ground everything up and mixed into the beef.

>>12392475
Coated them in oil so nonstick, fried in griddle pan, ended up like this.

>>12392485
K, kebebs done. I need to figure out how to smoke this shit. I got a giant pot, stuck a ramekin in the bottom, made a foil tray spoon thing to hold wood chips that sits in the ramekin, which I will burn. I then made four pillars out of spice jars to hold up a tray which will hold the actual kebabs.

>>12392498
Look like this once assembled.

>>12392508
Kinda worried I made this fucking thing too well. Kitchen stinking.

>>12392516
You have an extraction fan?

>>12384417
You're a goddamn disgusting beast of a "human" being if you let that filthy animal anywhere near your workspace.

>>12392516
Wa la.
Surprisingly successful smoked taste desu.

>>12392277
Dude, I'm drunk, I have like, 3 waterballoons up my ass and I'm wanking so fucking hard at your displeasure. Please, I will pay you in peppercorns for a vocaroo voice clip of you seething.

>>12392521
No, two opposing window ledges and a breeze, kek.

>>12392546

based catbro

>>12392537
That is absolutely NO WAY to talk about your anime pillow.

I made myself a can of corn, motherfuckers.

>>12389745
Another feminine emoji response. Can this faggot get any more insufferable? Only positive I can think of is that the only "oc" posted seriously in these threads are complete garbage.

Here's some soft shell crab and frog legs I made recently
There's a new Cajun shop that opened up in my hometown that I've found out about upon coming back from college this Summer and I finally got the chance to cook my own crab and try frog legs for the first time.

The frog legs do actually taste a lot like chicken, and for their bone to meat ratio there's really a LOT of meat.
I always like these threads and never get the chance to post my cookalong because I always forget to take pictures.

With both of these I just made a simple flour, black pepper, salt, and garlic powder dry mix and for the oil I had two parts duck fat and peanut oil. I let the frog legs sit milk for a couple of hours before powdering them and egg washing. The soft shell crab came frozen and already pre-cut. The breading kept falling off the frog legs however.
Next time I'll probably just shill out the money for a bunch of peanut oil and use the deep fryer instead o my cast iron.

>>12384482
cope redditor
o
p
e

why did my post get deleted?

>>12389233
Very nice

>>12394863
Wait, I'm confused...
Crab shell... is edible? Also frog leg bones?
Kek, fair enough man, I don't doubt you, but fuckin hell.
it looks yummy tho.

Anyway, pork and... yeah I can't even remember what the fuck I did tonight.

>>12395309
Only softshell crab shells are. Don't go trying it with regular crabs.

why did my post about my post getting deleted get deleted?

>>12395309
Softshell crabs are crabs taken just after they've moulted. They haven't had time to calcify the chitin in their shells yet, so it's still soft, like a caterpillar's skin.

>>12384417
I already dislike you based on the way you type

>>12389576
>>12389691

>>12397731
That looks delicious dude good job!

This is my steak

>>12398648
This is my cheap grill

>>12398655
Here is my grilled steak with reheated leftovers

>>12398662

>>12398655
Nice grill. Mine has served me pretty well.
Amazing you can buy this on Amazon for about $100 and they'll ship in right to your doorstep.

>>12398662
Looks like dog shit

>>12398682
That's how I got mine
>>12398685
:^)

>>12384498
grow the fuck up
this used to be a pure thread

>>12384417
get your fucking cat off the counter

1st fry

https://youtu.be/kMeAvOgDUdE

>>12400490
Oh boy, getting dicked, yeah!

Looks fucking delicious you magnificent bastard!

>>12400494
i appreciate you troll anon, disregard haters m8

gay thread for redditors

>>12400568
And here you are posting in it.
Irony.

not gonna front i just made wings to try out this fancy pants blue cheese

>>12400926
Damn that looks TASTY!!!!

Whoop whoop!

>>12400926
marie's blue cheese is the best

The food looks so good it's making me angry and hungry and want to spend money I can't afford to on food I'm not talented enough to make

I give you: mac n cheese with hot salsa, black pepper, and crumbled potato chips.
Delicious

>>12400991
What an abomination.

>>12401072
Did you look at the wrong pic? It's not the one of your mom.

>>12400991
Lookin scrumdidlyumptius if I do so say myself!

>>12384417
Potstickers filled with Chinese cabbage, tofu, shitake mushrooms, shallots and ginger. Tasty but the filling was underwhelming. It's better now I'm dipping in soy sauce.

>>12401795
the filling

based pussy eater

Thanks op, quality thread as usual. Best content on ck

>>12384419
I haven't seen a Redditor like you this triggered since the 2016 election result.
You amuse me, I will cite your posts in my study of Internet faggotry and impotence. What is your designated gender, I'm guessing some variation of trans?

>>12390058
1979 my nignog

OP you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded, but you like sparkmaster tape, chicken wings and brussels sprouts so we're cool

>>12401795
that charring looks really good, senpai

>>12402220
>you amuse me

you have to go back

>>12386378
Damn nigga...
Mirin that cooking skill

>>12385124
Kid go back to plebbit if you want everyone to be fake nice

>>12402668
Shut up edgelord

>>12402683
suck me nigger

>>12402668
Wow what a badass, is this the legendary hacker "4chan"?

>>12402742
shhhh he might hear you

>>12384417
>>12400926
>Marie's dressing
ayyyy I love that brand OP. Never had that particular kind, but the Caesar dressing they make is awesome on salads. The Asiago Peppercorn is good too.

>>12385124
>this seething samefag

You're the mentally ill catshit eater, not me. Sorry but your reddit general is not a safespace and will continue to be rightfully criticized.

>>12403232
Will you use your welfare check for meds in June? Or you going with the estrogen shot again?

>>12403254
>the toxo infected catfucker has no recourse but to project mental illness on others

Your brain has been fried by upvoting the three recipes OP recycles over and over. Seek help.

>>12403265
So estrogen again?

>>12403273
>he can't even read posts not written in OP's attention whore zoomer style

lol

>>12403290
Why don't you just get a job and do both? Unemployable?

>>12389713
>not a single person is going to notice...[rage]

bro OP is the best shit on this forsaken memeboard, you are just an assmad aspie

>>12389745

still waiting on a recipe for that cajun pasta mang

>>12401795

those look amazing but i think i would want some ground pork in there too

>>12385852
Nice.

i made something, got a bunch of pictures and everything, but i'm gonna wait until the next thread to post it all so that my posts get the most possible attention. i'm even gonna pretend like i'm cooking it as i post it all

>>12403305
>get a jpb
look at this fucking boomer

Beep boop beep boop heh good thread friends you are really creating great content for us like minded individuals

>>12405214
Wow the shemale troll has anger issues

>>12405960
That’s not a nice thing to say

>>12405444
Maybe he has 3 kids and doesn't want anymore and just wants to go rawdoggy with his wife? Why do you have to be such a superfcial judgemental asshole?

>>12405960

>>12401800
These look really good desu.

>>12407155
DAMN that looks tasty AF! I totally want to eat at your house bud!

>>12405444
imagine being this much of a cuck

>>12401800
>>12401795
Looks nice anon. I agree with that faggot that pork would do a lot I think. Try dipping in rice wine vinegar mixed with chili oil. That's how the chinks do it and in China it was on every table. Once you have it you'll realize you've been fucking up your whole life like I did.
>really any nice vinegar with any goodies will do the trick

>>12407459
nah dude its soy sauce mixed with rice vinegar

>>12407453
Literally nothing wrong with being involved in the cuckolding community. It its the thinking man's fetish.

*eats food with animal feces in it*

kitters dickered beep boop :^0

>>12386192
replace the lettuce with baby spinach, replace the ham with bacon.

>>12407465
better than nothing: BUT they don't do that shit over there.. when white girls asked for soy sauce in china it was always a task to get it. They only cook with it and it isn't on the table. Much better with vinegar and other things. Still better than nothing though, agreed.

>>12407564
faggot cuckold

>>12407989
you're telling me they don't have soy sauce in chink land? I'm going to fuck their women, but Ill be damned if I can't eat their chinky rice with soy sauce

>>12407453
>>12407465
>>12408066
Nice trip, faggot

making some cheesy bread

left it in a few minutes longer than I wanted but turned out good still

made 4 wings also because I needed them

k toodles

I'm gonna make a sandwich, because this is what cooking while dickered is really like, especially when all you've got to cook with is what's lying around in the fridge and you don't got all kinds of fancy, pantsy cooking machinery.
>no offense Patti, love you

Get your shit together.

>>12409561
4channel is telling me I have a file uploaded, but when I post there is no picture. How interesting.
>you must wait however long to post a reply because you don't pay us money to wait even less

>>12409565
Heat up your fucking pan and start getting your shit together all organized.
>pre-made chicken I baked for meal-prep
>Worcestershire sauce
>Tomato sauce
>Banana peppers
>Jalapeno pepper slices
>Green pepper
>Chili pepper sauce
>Kale
>21 seeds and whatever grain bread
>Havarti slices
>Duck fat

>>12409571
Slice up your shit and get it ready for the oil in the pan

>>12409575
Get your sauce ready, and add a little stout communism

>>12409579
Make sure the veggies are getting a little sear on 'em.
Try to avoid mixing them all together while in the pan.

>>12409584
Get your veggies out when they're finished, which shouldn't take longer than a few minutes.
Start clearing the pan a little, and adding a bit of duck fat again to get the chicken slices ready for a bit of earing.

>>12384417
>oh hi, getting dickered and doing food stuff with kitters and such, pls feel free to pop a squat

Fuck off

>>12409587
Space is important here, if you run out of space on the cutting board, or you don't ave an extra plate lying around to utilize just use the bread slices.
Throw all the chicken slices into the pan again and then add the sauce.
>don't forget to start layering your sandwich with what you've already got finished cooking

>>12409591
>>12409596
>He doesn't cater to just you, or the McChicken posting, soyboy, hot sauce collection faggots. You wanna start your own cookalong, go start your own.

Layering. Threw in some mild cheddar.

>>12409599
Keep layering. It's all about how you want your ingredients ordered fro top to bottom here.
Doesn't matter much to some of us, but it can make all the difference if you're using certain kinds of other ingredients.

>>12409601
Even more layering.

>>12409605
Smoosh it all down and keep it tight
Give it a nice cut with a good, sharp chef's knife
Present it nicely on the table like so with the complementary liquid red scare on the side

>>12409609
>Eat well
>Don't make a mess
>Clean up after yourself
>Save your rare Patti's
>Don't become an alcoholic
>Lurk moar
>????
>PROFIT!
I can't tell if it was this sandwich, or the fingering my asshole the night before that hurt my asshole the next morning while taking a shit.

>>12409615
>>12409609
>>12409605
>>12409601
>>12409599
Fuck off

>>12409609
old rasputin is truly the best imperial stout in the world

>>12409688
blow me, you've probably never even been banned from this site before you fucking loser

>>12409702
lmao dude.. I've probably been banned more times than you've been on this site you faggot redditor

>>12409743
Take a hint dick breath...

>>12410212
go back to the blacked subreddit fag

Kys already

>>12409615
God what a fag.
>>12411005
>>12411002
>>12409688
>>12409591
>>12408317
>>12407691
Reminder to sage liberally (not the herb, idiot) else you might as well be OP

>>12408066
They only use it to cook. Fat american girls asked for it specifically and everyone there was like wtf we have to get it from the kitchen...

>>12412469
Did you visit with a bunch of randos or something?

>>12412529
Yeah, study abroad. 100% worth it if anyone gets the chance. China is amazing especially if have hommies

>>12410212
>>12411167

>>12409609
Looks pretty comfy desu.

>>12400991
Dude weed

>>12413396

>>12385672
So I know I'm super late to the party. I usually seal those chips with foil and put them on the highest heat. Just make a ghetto pouch out of foil or use super thin trays. Also have another tray with some water/beer/juice to keep it moist in there while the grill is shut.

sneed

Don't you die on me

It’s a pasta kind of day

>>12409512

oh shit that wing plate. i fucking love it

>>12384465
If you have a toilet in your house there are traces of human feces everywhere. Besides don't act like your faggot ass doesn't like shit

>>12385108
>muh toxo

Let me guess....you're a furry that likes to finger your dogs asshole and pretend it's consensual?

>>12417086
No, just a person who doesn't want animals on my cooking surfaces. Is that so hard to understand?

>>12389713

>>12389713
>when that happens know not a single person is going to notice or give a shit.
Nah, that only applies to you (irl too, I'm sure). Not OP. We love OP.
If OP ever stops, I'm going to make it a thing to continue his legacy.

>>12417096
So don't let animals onto your cooking surfaces.

Your food all looks great, OP. I just went to town on this chicken

>>12417509
>obese factory chicken
yucky

>>12384417
Cringe

>>12417739
Bumping for page 1

>>12384422
>>12384422
Patti likes the spice. Very based.

>>12417509
your chicken looks dank, good work

fuck these threads

bump for seething schizofag

pattis favorite chair is kill, RIP

>>12420199
>just obese alcoholic things

>>12420199
What a shame. Gave us a pic of Maria though.

>>12420456
lol pattis drinking is under control dont worry

>>12420457
maria hated that chair desu

end of thread leftovers sandwich YAY!!!

https://youtu.be/78AW5Awd1jY

this sammy gon be thick son

onion and an extremely hot serrano diced

>>12420119
>catnigger samefagging aggressively

lmao

https://youtu.be/N0ijOe3sGEk

>>12420600
C O P E
O
P
E

>>12420605
>fat weeb drops his cutesy reddit syntax as his failed thread hits the bump limit from spam

like always, i wrap my hot sammy up and let it chilloot for a spell

>>12420610
Yum

>>12420608
STAY the fuck out of Patti threads instead of ruining things for everybody, you sad loser.

>>12420637
go to reddit if you want cat pictures
the unique ip ratio is hilariously low because it’s just the fat weeb op spamming to pretend he has a following on an anonymous imageboard

>>12420608
lol m8 u sure do know a lot about reddit, the bump limit is 310 post, 150 images for future reference newfren LMFAO ;^O

>>12420647
That looks... actually good.

>>12420600
nice consonance

>>12420647
That Texas Pete looks funny

hey ingredients are cheap, and they look impressive all lined up. win win