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12382241 No.12382241 [Reply] [Original]

all those tattoos look like they were applied within a year
everything he does is just using the most fat possible on basic recipes
his job is to be GOOFY and RELATABLE, just a quirky guy, guys!
he adds fats to gordon ramsay recipes. he'll be dead very soon

>> No.12382327

acceptable tattoos:
-little skeleton
-anchor (if you are nautical)
-mom
-salamander or gecko
-black bart simpson
-a quote from a living person
-barcode for single serving ding dong (because tattoos are for ding dongs)

>> No.12382372

>>12382241
Brandon Margera really let himself go huh.

>> No.12383048

>>12382241
I remember watching a YouTube vid of this fat fucking degenerate slob making lasagna and it was so fucking nasty. The sauce looked like my vomit after a long night of drinking. I really hate this urbanite trash.

>> No.12383121

>>12382241

>mad at someone for being goofy and relatable

See a therapist

>> No.12383135

>>12383121
>relatable
fuck off beta

>> No.12383398

>>12382241
I don’t even want to look at him. I don’t know who he is nor do I want to. fuck celebrity “chef’s”

>> No.12383401

>>12382327
>black bart simpson
hell yeah

>> No.12383406
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>>12382372
This would be a funny comment but the actual Bam Margera looks much worse than OP's pic

>> No.12383443

>>12383406
Rip Bam 2018

>> No.12383453

>>12382327
You forgot the silhouette of a naked lady lying down with one knee raised.

>> No.12383455

>>12382241
>I don't like this person
>I know, I'll talk about things I DON'T LIKE and then invite others to talk about things they don't like

hey anon
post that food you definitely know how to cook
I'd love to see a recipe

>> No.12383466

>>12382241
I bumped into him downtown one evening in Toronto almost 2 years ago near the height of his popularity with his TV shows and shit. I asked if I could get a pic to send to one of my friends who's a massive fan. He was pretty abrupt in telling me he 'didn't have time for that shit' and just walked kept walking past me. After that I stopped watching his content and supporting him.

>> No.12383485

>>12382327
>salamander
VULKAN LIVES!!!

>> No.12383519

>>12383466
Lmao you got btfo

>> No.12383659

>>12383519
Yeah I guess so. The guy isn't as cool as everyone says though. He's not even that famous.

>> No.12383900

>>12383466
>>12383659

>hurr durr celeb shud be ma fren


idolatry needs to die, even the best, most perfect person you could think of has wiped their ass and gotten shit on their fingers, and probably thinks about raping someone every day of their lives.

>> No.12383924

Jesus, incels and poltards spread like wild fire; they are even here on /ck/ making useless threads just to vent their hatred

>> No.12383992
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12383992

>>12382241
Tards love him. This "overly expensive wood oven for people who buy non-sale items at Williams-Sonoma" manufacturer called Gozney paid Matty Matheson to make two videos for them, and those two respectively got almost 600K views and 460K views while their regular recipe videos (which are very well produced and demonstrated by a capable chef) get about 6~8K views.

>> No.12384009

>>12382241
>everything he does is just using the most fat possible on basic recipes
That's what I don't like. Fat tastes good but too much is unpleasant to eat and he overdoes it. The few times I've tried burgers similar to the ones he makes it just ended up with me feeling nauseous.

>> No.12384047

>>12383466
fat junkie is a piece of shit, shocking

>> No.12384062

>>12383900
matty is seething

all you had to do was take a picture with a fan, fatass. heart attack, soon...

>> No.12384090

>>12383992
They get pushed by youtube. I've seen them show up on the main page after watching a single food-related video.

>> No.12384094

>>12382241
Dudes a chump

>> No.12384443
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>>12383455
>not allowed to complain
doubleplusungood

>> No.12384477

>>12383466
wtf I love matty mattheson now!

>> No.12384483

hate that fat fuck
only time I skipped a brad episode

>> No.12384486
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12384486

>>12383992
>broccoli chicken cheddar curry casserole

>> No.12384538

>>12382241

I don't understand why everyone has arm, hand, and finger tattoos now. It's very weird.

>> No.12384549

>>12383455
go back to your catfaggot containment thread

>> No.12384557

>>12382241
he had an appearance on kimmel that was awful

>> No.12384820
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ever since Vice has been trying to turn this morbidly obese, cystic acne pocked mutt into a celebrity I realise how much lower we can go before getting to the bottom of the barrel. I was literally unable to watch an episode of his burger show because of how disgusting he is. Makes watching Matheson feel like watching Julia Childs