/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Did I click the wrong board

>>12365923
gang hand signs are still the dumbest looking thing I've ever seen.

>>12365784
Fucking gay

>>12365959
What is she saying?

>>12365879

I'm kinda confused as the last time I visited this board there was plenty of talk about cooking, what exactly happened and why?

>>12365997
she said your mom is a cunt

>>12366005
Every board has it's spammers spamming porn to get banned
Probably got banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ and /tv/ already for racebaiting

good thread

>>12366017

Like a "please ban me so I can leave" thing, or some kind of anti productivity protest?

>>12366039
The latter, the kind that spam fuck jannies posts just to be a troll about it

>>12365784
>that undercooked chicken
I know there's supposedly 'sushi-grade' raw chicken somewhere in the world but even so I just wouldn't chance it.

>>12366095
now thats some solid bait anon, made me smile

>>12367068
>close up shot of the bone sliding out
Oh baby.

>>12367280

>>12367314
>>12367314
damn thats some explosive leg strength

>>12367314
>>12367328
The coconut lord

>>12367314
>>12367328

Man, I'd never want to get in a fight with a jacked pacific islander. The legit tough guys of the world.

>>12367314
How does he get down from the tree without breaking all the coconuts?

>>12367328
impressive strength
i bet his grip is better than all of the masturbators on /fit/

>>12367123
Looks really good, and $120 would be a pretty reasonable price considering that it's a sampler with enough food for like 6-8 people.

>>12365784
I sure do love slimey protein that is why I definitely do not suck dicks

>>12367314
>why are Samoans overrepresented in the NFL
here you go niggas

>>12367380
coconuts are hard to break. around 150 people die every year by being hit by a coconut on the head.

HOW?!

>>12366510
The quality of this webm is so shit I thought he was cooking ground beef patties to go with his fries on the first watch.

>>12367060
what the fuck is the point of the panko mix??????

>>12367314
>>12367328
>mormon propaganda

>>12367087
You should see my bone sliding out of you ;) oh baby

>>12367328
Just out of curiosity I want to see this dude eat a woman out

That's all I've got.

>>12368227
People put breadcrumbs on their macaroni all the time, you silly person.

>>12368644
that shit would be better on fucking white rice. macaronifags are the worst

>>12365833

Oh fuck yeah, bud. Simple pleasures, man

>>12365784
oh get the fuck outta here, you can't eat chicken raw

>>12366017
>getting banned from /pol/ /r9k/ /b/ for racebaiting
thats on the list of things that never happened

>>12368227
gives it some crunch, i don't care for bread crumbs on mac but its very common

>>12367068
>bone sliding out
anon thhis is suppose to be a work safe board!

>>12365709
>>12365784
>raw egg, raw chicken
>salmonella, delicious

>>12368791
For a second I thought that was one of those Japanese execution rooms and was happy so many people in /ck/ would get to experience it.

>>12365709
This tiny knife shit is giving my ocd aids

>>12367060
>mozzarella
enjoy the impenetrable wall of rubber you your coated your casserole with retard

who am I fucking kidding no one actually eats this shit they just make some regular home cooking bullshit and put infinity cheese in it so they get le epic gooey string shot xD
fuck tasty and fuck faceberg normalfags for enabling it.

>>12367123
>the knife tap
every time, without fail this manages to anger me

>>12368815
I get a boner when people get angry, is this natural?

>>12368822
maybe i dunno

>>12368813
And the secret ingredient
>fire

>>12368803
I WANNA SEE IT

>>12368763
I get rule 3 banned for the most retarded fucking reasons. in a thread full of "nigger jew kike coon goldberg" I get banned for calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalator
the moderation here is more bizarre than its ever been

>>12365934
stay with us, friend

birbs

>>12368021
Damn that's jewish

>>12365784
That will be $200

>>12367060
this has to be one of the gayest things ive seen on this board, and people have spammed literal gay porn
>>12368809
this

>>12368934
>filename of the webm
he sure got you with his b8 m8.

>JOEY HYPE!!!
...

>>12368368
Sickening.

>>12368876
i think was in that tread and it was worthy of a kek, just goes to show you who the real jews are

>>12368384
that is so bad it offensive, slow cooker fags need to die, just make a roux lazy fuck add real milk and use cheddar

I can't see the webms because im on mobile, can you guys describe them to me?

>>12371274
you again iphag

>>12365784
Somebody please tell me that's a big ass scallop and not chicken

>>12368385
>out of curiosity
c*ckold spotted

>>12371274
Press and hold down on the pic. Select "open in new tab." You can view the webm. Wala!

>>12367328
>Uses teeth to husk the coconut
>Pulls out knife seconds later only to crack it open
Based

>>12367314
>>12367328
This guy fucks

>>12372886
I wish he would fuck me.

>>12367209
>>12367265
/ck/ is a worksafe board, you can't just post this lewd smut and expect to get away with it.

>>12368830
Imagine the smell.

>>12367361
Seriously. I heard some jokes about them being one of god's prototypes and you gotta wonder sometimes.

>>12367113
FYI: here in italy you will never find such abomination. Must be some burger degenerate trying to give his own sick spin recipe, raping some italian ingredients. What a waste of porchetta

>>12373395

>>12373792
Your loss. I can't imagine being proud of parochialism. It's like an illiterate boasting that he doesn't get distracted by the sight of words.

>>12367113
no wonder Italians are fat, jeezus fucking cryst.

>>12368417
finally some NEW WEBMS. thank you anon.

>>12371665
it is

>>12367077
>overmixing the living fuck out of the cookie dough like that

Have fun with your rock sandwich with shitty icing.

>>12367089
>those very clearly dulled ends of the nails

That knife isn't really that sharp, and any chef with a slight amount of experience or training should be able to make cuts without looking.

>>12368080
The world may never know......

>>12375917
Oreos are not soft cookies.

>>12375935
but... how do the eggs get out without being broken??

>>12368347
That shit literally makes me want to throw up every time I see it.
I get sick to my fucking stomach every time I see nigger hands preparing food. Disgusting.
But I bet that soup tastes pretty good

>>12365895
But how did he get in?

>>12375936
If you recreate the way they're mixing the dough in that video, you won't get a nice, crisp, oreo-like cookie, you'll get a brittle brick-cookie.

lrn2bake

>>12367314
>>12367328
Imagine him fucking your wife haha

>>12375935
I get these references

>>12377382
>The Virigin Nibble versus The Chad Feast
That is the moszt accurate filename i ever read on 4chan

>>12377456
Nice, epic, I LIKE IT.

>>12377485
no.

>>12377504

>>12367068
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>12377504
What comes next.

Then the inevitable end of all gummys.

>>12368080
????

>>12377540
how weak is that grinder? I imagine there is a guy just out of shot hand cranking it

>>12377540
Is this a music video? wtf is this guy even doing

>>12377554
It probably has a resistance limit and that thick of gummy bear is pretty dense

>>12377556
It's one of those youtube channels that is just "What happens when you put X in an Industrial Machine?"

>>12367314
>>12367328
any more?

>>12377628
no. this is a work safe board.

>>12377456
oh fuck I was ready for the whole video she loses a finger in very next second

>>12375935

>>12377540
most unsatisfying shit ever, like that stupid machine pulled back again and again, crush him already reeeeeeee

>>12377745
>>12375935

...eleven years later and this meme is still going strong. I have a weird sense of pride right now.

>>12377572
it's insane how much pressure those bottles can handle

almost 185 psi, like 14 atm

>>12377382
that dude just got out of prision

>>12377750
Disgustomg glutoons

>>12367068
Some dude at Piggly Wiggly told me to do this after we were staring at ribs and I mentioned I don't have a grill.

>>12365833
now THAT'S a sandwich

>>12367870
bless his heart

>>12367987
i bet the peppers are still crunchy ick

>>12368384
>90 fucking minutes to make queso

>>12368750
not chicken, although I believe eating raw scallops is a good way to get vibrio cholerae aka the pimp skitters

>>12368809
My cousin is a tasty bitch. Everything she makes doesn't work
>what about apple pie but instead of crust we use smushed up premade cinnamon roll dough!
Amazingly the problem was not enough butter so it was dry

>>12368822
I get a boner when I come across a hot naked woman begging for my seed, is that natural?

>>12368830
Viva Uruguay!

>>12368876
>calling a chink a soulless slope that needs to get eaten by an escalator
I appreciate your contributions to this website

>>12369785
this one is crazy enough to work

>>12372886
he really is fun to watch. I can grasp why pacific islanders dominate the NFL, big nimble coconut monkeys

>>12373450
You gotta be strong and have some massive nuts to sail into the abyss looking for an island to colonize in the middle of nowhere

>>12368999
Anyone got the gif of him eating Nutella off a plate wearing a Mickey mouse hat ?

>>12377456
Where all the Maria videos taken down?
I have to see that oily sauce pasta sauce video again.

>>12378168
I think someone did a repuload but her channel is dead in the water

>>12378271
That's strange because I had a hell of a time finding it.

>>12378314
and you're not going to share? ass

>>12378365
Just Google it. You know the terms

>>12367849
>the onions are always red in india, unless anyone knows better
i've always wondered what the fuck this means

it's friday, post ja/ck/

>>12378538
Is this jack?

>>12378550
I accidentally did this with my anus once.
>mfw

>>12365888
NOT YET!

>>12377159
>automatic sprayer

>>12368080
/ck/ told me this guy was dead but I saw him at his stand a few hours ago, wtf

>>12378481
I assumed it was a colloquialism/mistranslation, like saying, "we always use red onions, but anyone who thinks the dish is better with a different type of onion is welcome to try."

>>12368822
No, why would a girl have a boner?

>>12367113
wtf italians

>eating cucumber with the peel on
do americans really do this?

>>12367719
>with enough food for like 6-8 people
shoo shoo spooky skelly

>>12367328
Born and raised on Guam. Can confirm, my I know 2 people I've seen irl who can do that. One of em held the coconut in his hand, and broke it open by punching it after he husked it.

>>12367361
Watch frank the crank Camacho fights and baby Joe taiminglo.

>>12367361
I bet you're a Yank. I've lived around them my entire life and the only danger they pose is crushing you to death with their immense weight. They're the fattest cunts on this planet.

>>12367068
aaaaaaaaahhhh i'm fucking drooling!

>>12377809
Imagine the first pussy he eats after getting out

>>12378538

>>12367286
What's the mustard toast for?

>>12365709
>that shrug
this man gave up a long time ago

>>12368763
sadly.

>>12367068
AAAAAAHHH I NEEED IT BRAHS

>>12368276
huh

>>12367870
awwww...

>>12367961
>fried tomatos
so, fried fucking water basically?

>>12379643
damn... you live like this?

>>12368803
>Japanese execution room
is this like a red room? Or do you literally just mean where prisoners gets hanged?

>>12368371

>>12377485
>they stopped selling this
I miss it

>>12379970
>living in Ohio

>>12377745
life mimics art

>>12371738
>not liking the cunny
cmon anon at least act like you are not gay

>>12368999
i hope he dies soon.

>>12368803
>Japanese execution room
you are fucked in the head

>>12367881
literally unwatchable

>>12368033
>sugar
Are you making cake or bread, fatso?

>>12368803
redpill me on jap sudoku rooms

>>12367810
>Fluffy
Funny way of saying rubbery.

>>12368417
>melt butter
>in oven
for what purpose? clearly unnecessary, just pour melted butter into the trays like a normal person

>>12377159
does this work with anthrax?

>>12377537
wonder what bottle flavor taste like

>>12367113
Who cook wearing gloves like that?

>>12381263
Soda.`

>>12379643
post the jabba the hut pizza jack webm

>>12377537
>numale soi bois eating sugar increasing their yang senpaku and becoming pedorapists

>>12375925
Nails aren't very sharp anon.

>>12367414
/fit/ don't masturbate, if they do they a female helping hand

>>12367870
Hand tattoo, great when is your work release over?

>>12383938

my mouth is completely desiccated just from watching that.

>>12383938
I like how he rolls it such that it looks more like a tube of ground meat than a burrito.

>>12368710
I think he's a Swede, not Canadian

>>12377159
>no permanent internet connection
>no smartphone control
D R O P P E D
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>>12367286
It's a ripoff carbonade mate

>>12368347

epic man i love bacon and beer bro

>>12378567
>accidentally

>>12368999
how does he get out off the egg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>12383938
How incredibly pointless.

>>12385752
Well yeah, I wouldn't do it on purpose.

>>12386267
>I wouldn't do it on purpose.

>>12379930
thats based david chang you mong

>>12367825
that is some dark ass vegetable stock

>>12378481
He's asserting that they're always red, but as a white man he's allowing those with more direct cultural knowledge to correct him

>>12367881
what the absolute fuck are you doing

>>12383938
my teeth hurt just watching this

>>12386522
>Indian
>Mixing food with hands
That's a big NOPE from me, dawg.

>>12386536
It's just extra seasoning.

>>12386628
>black chef BTFO white people
>https://www.businessinsider.com/pizza-spitting-detroit-ballpark-employee-charged-with-felony-2018-9
Felony and misdemeanor charges. Dear lord, I can see your info on your shirt in the video.
>dumb nigger btfo

>>12386647
have sex. webm /ck/ related

>>12386655
I used to use frogs as live bait for largemouth bass growing up. If they survived the first day they'd go back in the box and be used for another. You have no idea what this did to their bodies. You're going to have to do far better than that gyncel.

>>12367950
That looks mouth watering

>>12380281
>>12386360
What's your problem with this?

>>12383757
>/fit/
>having hetero relations

>>12379851
bread is for thickening and mustard is nice with braised beef

>>12367290
Stop posting this every thread

>>12386856
he probably thinks it's perfectly normal for a lifting buddy to make you a protein powder cake and give you a brojob afterwards

burger bump

>>12367933
wtf americans

>>12387900
I agree. I'm quite disappointed. I wish more people would move away from the primitive carnist diet and embrace veganism. That video is just pure yuck.

>>12387910

>>12373792
Every single time you see one of those horrible things, it's never a burger making it. We at most might do it for instagram spectacle but nobody actually eats that shit, it's always europeans making "american style" food and actually consuming it like the fat pigs you wish to be

>>12367870
What the fuck is he trying to do with the lighter?

>>12387979
Flambe

>>12386628
>The felony charge could lead to a prison sentence of up to four years.
Imagine landing in federal ass-rape prison and everybody swapping stories about how they stabbed a motherfucker or ran over a cop or whatever
>uh y-yeah...I spit on a pizza

>>12387910
>saying yuck

>>12386647
Cool, not to long ago it would of been just a slap on the wrist, Like the guy who pied in a coffee machine.

>>12367870
He cute

>>12365833
A+

>>12367060
at my current state of hunger this seems absolutely decadent

>>12386655
soulless fucking chinks

>>12383938
Are these Mexican clowns?

>>12380873
had one this morning (well, not their recipe) not rubbery at all

>>12378094
Why is he so mad being surrounded by all those eggs?

>>12377540
man, that really gums up the works

>>12377748
this, im actually angry right now

>>12368789
>living in a third world shithole
lmao

>>12386284
>>12385752
wtf is your point retard?
>>12378567
stop fingering your anus retard

>>12386821
Pixelosis maligna.

>>12367097
I need to know what kind of dough is this and how to make it

>>12365833
Fuck cucumber

>>12390139
t. cat

>>12377750

Just wash your hands and fingernails first lol

>>12390093
It's puff pastry. To my knowledge it's extremely tedious to make and it's something all but the most experienced bakers just buy in the freezer section.

>>12365709

>>12367276
>guide to pasta shapes
>Only mention the name of the pasta, and some random trivia
>No mention of the kind of sauce it should be used for
0/10 report to me after class.

>>12367857
>i eat my stew with a fork and knife because some stupid faggot left a bunch of fucking bones in it
Holy. Shit.

>>12365709
God damn i seriously fucking hate this pretentious chink

>>12390590
>microwaved egg
>pretentious

>>12366005
if the lady jelly had sex before like the joke implies, wouldn't the seal not have popped?

>>12367068
damn

>>12373792
sure mate, whatever you say. Fucking wops.

Just realized the thread was auto-saging.

>>12390304
kek

>>12389308
>europe and japan third wirld shithole
yep

>>12367849
Anyone know the source for this? Every time I watch this gif I wish I could see more with other Indian dishes...

>>12382711
>nails aren't that sharp anon
they're literally made to pierce skin what the fuck are you talking about

>>12388556
>You're doing your job as usual in your poor country
>Tourist from some 1st world country come and start filming you without asking your permission

That's probably why he's mad