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12380207 No.12380207 [Reply] [Original]

>Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?

How do you respond?

>> No.12380215
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>>12380207
one large nerds mcflurry pls

>> No.12380216

Off topic but fuck every faggot that trashes McDonald's like they're hot shit but the moment they want fast food it's the first place they go for. Faggots.

>> No.12380220

one mcgangbang please

>> No.12380221

>>12380216
You tell 'em.

>> No.12380226

>>12380216
That McDick got you

>> No.12380233

>>12380207
>theg
fuck off

>> No.12380234

>>12380207
lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.12380235

ayo nigga caniget uhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.12380239

>>12380216
he's right you know

>> No.12380244

>>12380207
Directions to Cookout please.

>> No.12380276

uh yeah lemme get a fuckin uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.12380286

>>12380207
directions to the nearest Wendy's my negroid friend

>> No.12380293

>>12380207
directions to CFA because they have better looking drive thru employees

>> No.12380297

2 spicy mcchicken meal 1 filet o fish alla cart box of mcwings drink is Diet Coke. Also one McFlurry add hot fudge the sundae type.

>> No.12380298

Directions to 2 McDoubles with extra ketchup and a large coke please :)

>> No.12380347

>>12380207
one chickenjoy pls

>> No.12380366

>>12380207
i always get a couple of the small cheeseburgers/hamburgers because it reminds me of childhood all the time even if the buns feel like paper. I still like that cheap taste.

>> No.12380402
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>>12380215
>>12380220
>>12380244
>>12380286
>>12380293
>>12380297
>>12380298
>>12380347
>>12380366
Alright, and will the adults be getting anything?

>> No.12380422

>>12380402
>adults
>eating at McDonalds

lel

>> No.12380445
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>>12380402
>>12380402

>> No.12380448

>>12380402
Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad and 2 water cups, please.

>> No.12380452
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>>12380402

>> No.12380456

>>12380448
you better be a girl

>> No.12380463

FOR ME ITS THE MCCHICKEN

>> No.12380465

>>12380216
Based and McReality pilled

>> No.12380466
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>>12380456
Nope

>> No.12380477

>>12380466
gonna use your pic to shitpost on /asp/ thanks

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>>12380216
Based and McDonalds pilled.

>> No.12380525

>>12380477
Huh?

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>>12380466
>Deschutes
based and beerpilled

>> No.12380529

>>12380207
get me a white human to take my order and handle my food

>> No.12380533

>>12380514
I can smell the poor from here

>> No.12380541

>>12380529 see >>12380293

>> No.12380542

>>12380207
I unironically won't eat somewhere if I know blacks will be handling my food

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>>12380526
haha nice. i found this hat in a dumpster.

>> No.12380555

>>12380548
nah, i'm guessing the hat found you in a dumpster

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>>12380555
easy there tone (checked)

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>>12380207

I already ordered back at the intercom idiot.

>> No.12380647

>>12380207
A job. Just a few hours every other day. I swear I'll work good. I just need some money... OH GOD PLEASE JUST LET ME TALK TO THE MANAGER

>> No.12380655

>>12380466
good god get some sun son

>> No.12380665

>>12380207
Which way to the bathroom?

>> No.12380674

For me, it's the Bacon Smokehouse Burger.

>> No.12380678

>>12380466
>that """beard"""
Are you sure?

>> No.12380681

>>12380533
In case you haven't noticed you're in a mother fucking McDonalds thread. Of course you can smell the poor.

>> No.12380682

>>12380207
Double cheeseburger
Small fries
McChicken
Large tea

>> No.12380684

>>12380542
Are you pol faggots really so interested in food or are you just spreading your hideous taint..?

>> No.12380723

>>12380445
Are those prices in US dollars? If so, that looks really expensive.

>> No.12380746

>>12380684
fuck off back to >reddit you retarded tranny

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>>12380723
>>12380723
yes the whole world uses american dollars

>> No.12380779

>>12380684
I just don't like my food being made by obnoxious diversity hires who have no knowledge or care for food safety

>> No.12380784

>>12380542
You'd literally starve in the south.

>> No.12380787

>>12380402
Adults who aren’t obese immature faggots don’t eat at McDonald’s.

>> No.12380788

>>12380784
That's your fault for living there

>> No.12380806

>>12380542
>he doesn't know the joys of having mammy cook you up somethin mean

fucking yankees

>> No.12380831

May I please have an oreo mcflurry?

>> No.12380835

>>12380207
Yeah....uh....cannigit the 2 for $5 dill with a Big Mac and uh McFish?

>> No.12380836

>>12380207
Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh
Borger?

>> No.12380848

ya can i get directions to the nearest in and out please

>> No.12381913

>>12380207
2 triple cheeseberders and a large fryes please. Then I laugh when the other (based) negro walks up to the window and says '2 triples and a large fryes right? Dude gets the same shit each and every time.'

>> No.12381938

>>12380647
Thank you for your interest in working at McDonalds Mr. Anon but you first need to fill out and application online. then a manager will contact you to set up an interview.

>> No.12381960

>>12380207
Are you perhaps related to Robert who works at the movie theater?

>> No.12381963

>>12380207
I'm going to McDonald's boys. What should I get?

>> No.12381967
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12381967

FUCK satire and FUCK that stupid bee

>> No.12381971

>>12380207
yeah uhhh
2 mcchicken
and uhhh
thats all thanks

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>>12380207

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>>12380477

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>>12380684

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>>12380402
Ya man, I'll be getting some pussy, TONIGHT!

Ayoooooo!!!!

>> No.12382865

A-are you guys h-hiring?

>> No.12383080

>>12380445
i wish the peach mango pies weren't deep-fried "pies". Those are fucking disgusting and the jollybee pies are only passable because it's peach mango
Chicken is surprisingly nice for a change, but that's no surprise considering how KFC is so garbage now

>> No.12384627

based thread

>> No.12384693

I'll take an Alabama Chicken with smoky BBQ mayo

>> No.12385885

>>12382865
Constantly.

>> No.12385934

>>12380207
Uhhhhhhhhhhh can I get a uhhhhh McDLT

>> No.12386576

>>12380207

small m&ms mcflurry or 6 chicken mcnuggets

2 hashbrowns if I'm feeling picky

>> No.12386587

>>12380466

don't listen to the shitposting you're cute

>> No.12386608 [DELETED] 

>>12380207

a rope

>> No.12386620

>>12380207
A McChicken sandwich, with three extra packets of McChicken sauce. And the extra sauces better be free Jamal.

>> No.12386631

"uhmmmmmmmmm....uhhhh"

I really need to stop doing that shit.