/ck/ - Food & Cooking

grosspilled

kinda getting sick of the "ew yucky food thing" meme, desu.

Reminds me of Coach Z's soggy dog.
Don't eat anything in the shower you fucking disgusting oafs.

>>12378035
sometimes i wish i was based enough to drink beer in the shower

Alright, gentlemen I'll be the first one to say it. Absolutely, unequivocally 100% based

>>12378035
>LMAO IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS I EAT FOOD!!!
How do we fix modern women, /pol/?

>>12378035
Honestly, ice cold coke over crushed ice tastes amazing in the shower. But I’m not a lardo so I only do it once or twice a year.

>>12378035
>soggy nuggers
No thanks. Beer in the shower is okay, though.

>>12378058
Mmmm, drink in that bun

>>12378035
I have: eaten cereal in the shower, are ice cream while taking a hot bath, watched live streams/tv while standing in the, listened to music with my water proof phone, played mobile games.
It's relaxing and If I want to enhance that experience with a bowl of food, god damn it that's what I'm going to do.

>>12378035
Reddit invented something the call “showerbeer.”

>>12378259
I for one cant wait until the new space saving bathroom designs allow me to poop in the shower without needing to waffle stomp

>>12378281
After hard days of work I thought of inventing some sort of shower chair that's not bulky or intrusive. But then I realize fat fucks wouldn't be able to use it.

Haven't heard of shower beer until Kyle Kinane. Then my buddy started mentioning it. Now Facebook and /ck/ is mentioning it.

>>12378106
Water gets in the bottle you dope. WARM water I might add.

>>12378106
I’ve done this it’s nice

>>12378035
shower beer is absolutely based. bath wine is based. eating in the shower or bath is absolutely haram.

>>12378529
Fuck yeah bath wine is great at night time

>>12378035
cringepilled

It's based and WTF?! pilled.

>>12378035
Only an ice cold drink in a hot shower.

>>12378035
>no tv in the shower
pathetic. Also hotdogs make far better shower food than nuggets

>>12378259
I watched a period of Blues v Sharks game 6 in the shower. I had a good time.

>>12378281

>>12378035
I used to have a shower beer after work years ago. It was a refreshing way to end the day.

>>12378035
Beer is the shower is the shit but anything else is cringe

the main thing I did in 2009 was drink cheap red wines in the shower

>>12379124
Is this a hospital thing?

>>12379128
sounds like such a hipster thing to do
Do you have a hot sauce collection?

>>12379124
yet its still larger than my bathroom

>>12378058
Throw the old chinese food at him a-da-cheet.

>>12378281
Yes and that I can eat and game in. Then I'd only ever have toleave to get fast food or get the pizza delivery

>>12378035

this is the most masculine thread I have ever seen I'm fucking leaving

>>12378727
enjoy your stroke

People who do this either don't pay the bills or are financial idiots. Wasting (hot) water like this is expensive. Get in, get out, then eat.

>>12379673
It's for people who have trouble walking n shit
Usually old people

>>12381171
I use hot water like I don't give a fuck and my electric has never been over $70 in one month.

>>12381201
>hot water
>electric bill
Huh?

I'm too busy in the shower, you know, getting clean. Even if I took a few moments just to enjoy the hot water and cold beer, I'm still only in there for like 10 minutes max. I wouldn't come anywhere close to finishing a beer.

Anybody else not understand this meme of spending 30+ minutes in the shower or on the toilet? Like...people take books in there with them and I just don't get it. If I don't get my business done in the first 5 minutes, I do a few wipes, jump in the shower, wash up, and I'm back to doing what I enjoy. If I feel the rest of it coming later that day, then I just take another shit and shower.

Once a week I shave my head and beard with electric trimmers, vacuum the hair out of the sink, brush my teeth, take a shit, shower, dry off, mop up any water, get dressed, throw my dirty clothes/linens in the dirty laundry, and I'm done in 20 minutes max. Same with cooking. If I can't cook a meal in less than 20 minutes with prep and clean-up, then forget about it.

No wonder my coworkers are always late. Normies are the worst.

>>12381205
You just seriously busted yourself as a NEET who doesn't pay bills, unless you have a gas heater. Which you will now, so go ahead there, Dinkles.

>>12378035
A cold beer in a lukewarm shower after getting my ass handed to me on a hot day is amazing. Probably the closest I'll ever come to a spa day until I get rich, or until the morticians get to me after I die trying.

>>12381229
I have never heard of people getting hot water with electricity, except for the South American death showers

I do most my book reading in the bathroom. I just started a new book.

>>12381277
You never heard of a hot water heater?

>>12381376
Yeah of course, always gas fired

>>12381221
t. smelly chilean
(ps i know its you faggot)

>>12381404
Same with stoves and other appliances, some use electric others use gas

>>12381404
Everyone I know has electric, no gas (central Florida)

>>12378106
This is my "just got home from work at the hospital" ritual. I grab 2 out of the fridge and go directly into the shower. Chug the first one, drink the second one at a moderate pace while i let the boiling hot water hit the back of my neck. This is the definition of a moment of nirvana.

>>12381422
Makes sense I guess.
>>12381435
I imagine colder climates use gas because we also have furnaces for the winter.

>>12379679
>hipster
I live in a trailer park, I'm white trash not soy.

>>12381486
pretty much, I have lived in both Minnesota and Texas, everyone had gas in MN and electrical appliances in Texas.

>>12381221
you should brush your teeth more often than once a week

>>12378035
i ate a peanut butter sandwich in the shower got half way thru it then wondered what it would feel like to jack off with the other half so i put my dick in it dident feel good so i stopped and mushed the rest down the drain

>>12381636

>>12378035

>>12378190
We should all commit suicide. Then what would they do? That would get them good.

I take my pizza rolls in the bathroom

>>12379124
I'm okay with this

>>12378106
Beer, cigarettes, and snacks in the shower is life changing your first time. I ended up losing my job because I just stayed in the shower all day smoking and drinking and binging on everything. Ever cook a hotdog in shower water?
I even slept in there a lot of the time. The severe muscle atrophy and skin peeling off of my feet wasnt very fun but shower partying is really living guys. Get some weed to counteract nausea if you do it. Mushrooms are fun in there too. I saw the entirety of the gorillas in the mist music video in the steam and smoke surrounding me. Also dont plug the door you can die.

>>12382207
Out with the old, in with the new.

>>12381609
He should also take a shit more than once a week as well. That ain't right.

>>12381439
Yup. After an outdoor jog, I like taking a swig of freezer vodka, chasing it with cold beer, and finishing the beer in the shower

>>12378053
This, in all honesty.

>>12381983
You laugh, but have you ever heard of a man called Jim Jones?

>>12378035
Kramerpilled

>>12378035
collegepilled, I sometimes miss ripping a keystone in the shower at 7am

>>12378035
shower beers are cool, idk about eating

>>12382466
Nobody ever said you have to stop, anon. Ripping a pint of beer with my morning smoke is the only happiness I have.

>>12381977
Is that MasaoHF's kitchen?

>>12381636

>>12378281

i remember a few years ago there was a fad of beer drinking in the shower. i thought it sounded really stupid but some raging democrat during the obama era when i didnt involve myself with politics i worked with insisted that it was somehow the best thing ever, for whatever reason he didnt explain.

it was that encounter where i began to really think that some people are mindless lemmings. like a part of their soul was missing. go figure years later, the NPC meme really made a lot of sense to me

>>12378106
Try it with a chelada.

>>12382794
Yeah one of my wanna be normie friends bought me a shower beer cozy thing a few christmases back. Never used it but tried a few beers in the shower, was a meh experience and I don’t get the appwal

>>12378035
it makes you a nominee for the Darwin Award Experience

>>12382794
a coworker of mine was getting a divorce and asked me to help him move into his new apartment. he didn't have much so we got it in one trip. as i was leaving, i asked what's next man, and he said he was going to go down to the furniture store and buy a bedroom and living room set and have it delivered. dude already had a bed, dresser, a desk, tv with stand, and some chairs. best i could imagine him needing was maybe a small table to eat at and a couch if he's the type to want to lay in the living room and play vidja/watch movies. this dude went out and got a coffee table, couch, recliner, side tables for his bed and couch, lamps, framed paintings, plants, etc.

i don't blame the guy for wanting to make his apartment more like home, but he signed a six month lease. i asked him why he was going to even bother and he said "well, you know i got to have it". like this is just something you do when you move in somewhere. like there's some rule that you can't have empty floorspace. this dude liked to use the term "adulting", by the way.

people, man

>>12378035
a beer in the shower is fun the first couple times, but it gets old. never eaten in the shower, sounds kinda gross.

>>12378035
if you can eat in the shower your showerhead isn't high enough pressure

>>12378106
ive done it before and man is it living, just a small dumbass thing but it builds character, same with smoking in the shower

>>12379124
if the drain ever gets clogged badly you're basically trapped in there unless you let the water out all over the floor.

Water and soap...

I tried shower beer many times, not that cool.

>>12378035
It's neither. It's just retarded. You get in and out of the shower within 5 minutes. Lengthening this operation just to have a few bites of soggy food sprinkled with soap is outright retarded and wasteful.
However, if you're taking a bath, there might be an argument to be had. Shower food has no justification.

>>12384842
I never understood shower beer. Not only is it wasteful, It's too high risk for watering down your beer with soap water. I've had bath bourbon and that is a treat. Everything stays above water that way

>>12383114
Good thing that the same people who can only use bathrooms like this are also people who won't be able to clean their own bathrooms. So that beast can be scrubbed by a nurse or something. And the ease of use and ease of assisting to use probably beats that extra labour. Especially when you have to consider that it could prevent falls and injuries which would lead to even higher cost and effort.

I find the lack of Seinfeld references in this thread disturbing.

i cook my ramen in the shower as i eat it amd you cnabt stoo men

>>12378035
Shower beer is awesome if you have a physically demanding job. Everyone else should just do wine or liquor with a bath.

>>12382266
>. I saw the entirety of the gorillas in the mist music video in the steam and smoke surrounding me

I like you

based if alcohol, cringe if anything else

>>12378035
i remember having shower beers before going to party. was nice honestly

I have a beer in the shower every evening because I'm an alcoholic. I also have one in the kitchen, bedroom, hallway, car, outside, the kitchen, friends car, hospital during baby delivery, nursery, the kitchen again.

You can put the beer outside the shower so it doesn't get wet.

>>12386613
i'm usually drunk when i take my showers so to reduce my leaning over, i set it up on top of the glass sliding door rack which is wide enough for even 24ozers and only a little above my head so i reach

>>12386642
That's very elaborate. I put the cold cocksuckers on the toilet, then you would get into leaning issues though. A ceiling tether system might be a thing.