/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why are russian MREs so full of pate?

>>12374543
why not? rich in protein, fat and if you use organ meats vitamins too

>>12374538
>>12374545
At least tell us what we are looking at.

I am gonna eat rice with chicken and vegetables, processed cheese and dry drink

Aнyc ceбe дёpни, пёc.

Nice. Ok. Lets put out it on... table

>>12374573
You’ll never fill reviewbrah’s shoes!

>>12374573
How did they get the cat in the packaging?

>>12374554
Rusdian MRE

Does it make a nice hiss?

>>12374573
Mind the catto doesn't steal a cracker

>>12374573
Actually looks pretty decent.

Had to heat it a little be more.
Its delicious!

>>12374579
Yes, because I am not autistic. That much

>>12374580
It was in dry from. I watered it

Since I am still hungry I opened a liver pate

Why does it do there?

>>12374603
for good reason I'm sure, MREs are a science

>>12374573
Blyat Koshka!

>>12374538
>>12374545
>>12374555
>>12374573
Alright, I'm concerned. Does that military service not even have chemical heating? Let's demo a few with chemical heating:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_sY-nJ179U
That fucker is the finally perfected Pizza Menu. It tastes like leftover pizza, but in the middle of the fucking desert or a godforsaken marsh that's pretty great.
>As for modern
This may be #2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjCiEjZaw0

>>12374603
Cute cat!

>>12374538
>cigs
Smoke them.

>>12374786
It has. Those big white pills are heat tables.

>>12374786
>I'm concerned!
The heater‘s on the top right in second photo.

>>12374579
El Gato tiene hambre

Hopefully the packaging is biodegradable. Can’t imagine ruskies cleaning up after themselves while they’re invading Ukraine.

>>12374603
The potatoes are hatching soon

>>12374547
organ meats are shit

Wassap guise, welcum to ma labolatoy, wheh safety is namba wan prahyartee. And today, i got deez shietpost gadgicks. Lets poot dem to da test.

>>12375929
yeah he needs to cook them before it starts to lay eggs

>>12374573
I assume you will be sharing with the cat

>>12374538
Did you get that off Mremountain OP? I'm having a wee look at it now and the Russian 24 hour ration is kinda pricey for a low life neet.

>>12376371
>wassap guise
Heard his voice instantly, praise be CRH!

I really want to try foreign rations but fuck they are expensive.

>>12376646
I can send you one if you want.
I reterned a motherboard to germany and it cost me about 1000 rubles. Since only the mre costs 215 rubles + safe packing and its weigh is about 2 kilo it will probably cost around 2000 rubles

>>12374592
>It was in dry from. I watered it

I love you comrade. No homo.

>>12374538
You need to cross post this to /k/.

>>12376361
Not when in a pate. This anon >>12374547 gets it.

>>12374581
thanks

>>12374573
kot

>>12375279
no comida para ti, gordo

>>12376361
liver is nasty. liver pate is somehow tolerable

>>12376885
I was going to ask why you put marbles in that loaf of dark rye.

>>12374603
I wish to smother it in love.

Alright let's get this out onto a tray.

>>12374573
That's a lot of cheese for daily consumption.

>>12376898
flavortown

>>12376391
I bought it in a local store where I live. It cost me 215 rubles.

Time to eat another part.
It will be potato goulash and squash paste.

>>12378061
I want to see this one. OP, do they make you constipated?

The goulash is ok and the paste is great. But again it all has too much fat. The coffee is too bitter, I dont like it.

>>12378080
No why would they? They have plenty of fat and I drink a lot of water not shit normally. My biggest complaing about this Mre is that it doesnt have enogth vegetables to balance the meat

>>12378125
Dunno, that was the main thing I would hear about people eating American MREs

>>12374538
What is even the point, modern MRE's have a short shelf life and are closer to instant meals you find at grocery stores than MRE's of past which we now know lasted 50+ years and caused >>12378080

>>12377986
sick

>>12378085
>But again it all has too much fat.
well its designed for someone who burns 3k+ calories a day out in the fields

Perfect weapon

I meet such beautiful kot, give him ice cream and now he is following me

>>12374538
"He для пpoдaжи"

>>12378932
Штpихкoд из мaгaзa и вceм пoхyй.

>>12378875
pretty baby

>>12374579
>reviewbrah’
he was making a steve joke fucking retard

>>12378871
>>12376885
>kot
>>>/reddit/

northern europe/west russian/bloc cats are so pretty. i live in a swamp in the southern US and all the cats here look like theyre hybrid with snakes and weigh about as much as a can of beer. theyre still bros though

>>12374786
Does anyone else think heating is overrated? I'd honestly be fine eating most things cold, aside from the liver depending on the taste.
>>12376885
Holy based.

>>12376924
No? What kinda fag are you?

>>12378871
>>12378875
kot wishes to repay dead by finding you socks

>>12376914
Nice.

>>12380030
Listen, newfag. I know you just got here because of an imessage from a friend or whatever but not everyone posting something you don't like is a redditor. So post some MRE, food, kot, or quality content; or you can check out that reddit you seem to like.

>>12383632
cats are not food related unless if you're chinese

>>12383632
I don’t mind cats as long as you’re not that fucking loser who says dickered

>>12374573
Where's the tray