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I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.12374030
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I don't like it. It is too vibrant and diverse in my area.

>> No.12374041

You mean IHOB, right? They changed over to become the International House Of Burgers years ago. Please try to catch up with the rest of society.

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>>12374030
NO nIggers @ our IHOP!!!

>> No.12374085

>>12374025
You made me believe there was such a thing as breakfast sushi for a minute there, OP. Regret that sausage goggles and geysers and boiling hot syrup baths are also non-extant. :')

>> No.12374230

>>12374025
Last time I went to ihop I ordered my pancakes rare, but they were served to me well done. I walked out in disgust.

>> No.12374244

I remember ordering the chicken Parmesan at IHOP one time and they ended up using cocktail sauce instead of marinara sauce and it was the most disgusting thing ever, it wasn’t even edible. Good thing that IHOP is shutdown for good now.

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>>12374025
I used to work as a busser at an IHOP when I was in high school, they treated me like shit and constantly threatened to fire me even though I was the only one who actually did their job and wasn't an asshole to my co-workers. I also had to lie every single time I wanted time off, I straight up convinced them I had a medical condition and that's why I needed to take breaks every month or two for regular blood checks. Also my other co-workers would come in every day and do such a bad job cleaning shit that it needed to be cleaned twice, and this one co-worker would tell me how useless I was every day constantly before leaving early so the managers would make me do all of his work too, but I couldn't do anything because if I said anything back or got into a fight I'd get fired. On my last day at the job I keyed his car a bunch of times with my pocket knife.

The food is shit to, one of the worst breakfast places, Waffle House is not only cheaper but they make way better food, IHOP gets a 1/10 from me.