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What fictional food would you most like to eat?

>> No.12371423

Dark elf pussy

>> No.12371441

>>12371423
OP said fictional you stupid mother fucker.

>> No.12371466
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12371466

Ambrosia, duh.

>> No.12371469
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>> No.12371472

>>12371466
that's going to hurt. a lot.

>> No.12371473
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>>12371380
lembas bread. it completely satisfies your hunger even if you eat a crumb, it's made by elves so it must be fucking good

>> No.12371475

>>12371473
it tastes like shit though I tried it

>> No.12371478

Ploppers

>> No.12371485

>>12371475
bro thats not possible bro

>> No.12371495
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>>12371478
>ploppers
you mean popplers?

>> No.12371502
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I know this can be recreated. But I want it to taste like in the pic.

>> No.12371521

>>12371502
>Non homogenized full milk
>pinch of nutmeg
>cinnamon
>honey/sugar/syrup
>bring to temp
wa la

>> No.12371567
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Rat-on-a-stick.

>> No.12373067
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12373067

Maybe the krabby patty, it always seemed so delicious the way all those sea creatures talked about it
>>12371495
This too
>>12371423
How does pussy taste if she’s only been eating Kwama eggs and salt rice

>> No.12373073

>>12371502
>>12371521
What’s this from? It seems familiar

>> No.12373172

>>12373073
They serve it to a mouse no? Or to kittens.. Or to kittens who invite a mouse who brings a biscuit.. or is it puppies? Could it be 101 dalmatians?

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Dragon cuisine, but not faked with orc meat and whale that's been sitting in the ice shed for months.

>> No.12373194

When I was a kid, all the picnic foods and pantry meals in The Wind in the Willows.

>> No.12373237

>>12373172
I think it’s aristocats
That explains why I remember it
I loved that movie when I was small

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>>12371466
Ambrosia isn't fictional but it's pretty good. >>12371473
>>12371485
The hydraulic press guys made a prototype of these. One bite takes forever to finish chewing.

>> No.12373276

soup

>> No.12373305

>>12371473
Lembas is Sindarin for 'waybread'. There is no need to add the word 'bread' after it.

>> No.12373496

>>12373067
Like goat milk and septims.

>> No.12373537

>>12371423
Dark elf ass.

>> No.12373585

>>12373276
Based

>> No.12373723
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>>12371423
You're aware of the game they play where they make a male think he's desirable, fuck him, then kill him for fun because he's not worth having right?

>> No.12373774

>>12373305
Nobody asked you fucking dweeblord.

>> No.12373928

>>12371423
Baste

>> No.12373939

>>12373723
at least then i wouldn't die a virgin

>> No.12373981

Cum cake from the matrix.

>> No.12375171

>>12373723
>kill him
where do I sign up?

>> No.12375177

>>12371380
is this some kind of fantasy estonia?

>> No.12375190

>>12373272
He means real ambrosia, not one of the foods named after it.

>> No.12375195

>>12373723
Sounds like your typical white woman to be honest.

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>>12371466
You can make the ambrosia at home it's fermented Honey, the Greek and especially the Romans loved the stuff. 1 cup of honey to 3 cups filtered water in a sanitized glass jar, one cinnamon stick and a small piece of nutmeg. Put it on top of your fridge for a year, if it doesn't grow mold on the surface and is effervescent you are good to go