/ck/ - Food & Cooking

could use some eggs, looks pretty good to me though

>no eggs, no mushrooms, no tomatoes, no good bacon
Fuck off, cunt.

Made an attempt at that shit once, truly a patrician dish.
It was pretty good, got everything except hashbrowns.
I'd make it right fucking now, if it wasn't because bloodpudding is a seasonal dish.

At least it isn't a fucking franchise burger thread.

>>12368870
no bacon either

>>12368851
You’ve never even fucking tried it before you pathetic faggot.

>>12368870
did you even look at the OP before opening your stupid fucking mouth? there's mushrooms in the middle you fucking dolt

>>12368851
what is the black shit and stuff in the middle?
other than that it looks like a pretty healthy and tasty breakfast

>>12369206
I used to get the full English breakfast at the tescos cafe about every other weekend

no way that's British....I've never seen a square sausage patty over there

>>12369213
That's black pudding, a blood and suet pudding held together with oats.

And it is delicious.

>>12369220
You've never been to Scotland.

>>12369225
Scotland is now British? kek, I imagine they'd take offense to that

>>12369230
what the fuck do you think britain is

OI! GIMME SOME FAKKIN BUBBLE AND SQUEEK INNIT.

>>12369218
so yr a briton shitting on your on “food” I’m confused?

>>12369230
>Scotland is now British?

>>12368851
Full breakfast is actually good, degenerate.

>>12368851
I still have difficulty believing that when we ordered the Bongs to stop breeding and to become a minority in their own country, they actually obeyed.

I doubt anyone will miss them when they go extinct. These are the people who destroyed the Third Reich, after all. They deserve to be oppressed and brutalized. Did you hear about that little girl who got ground up and sold as kebab meat in London? Hysterical. And a good thing, too. If she had grown up, she probably would've been left-wing.

>>12368851
Blood pudding seems kinda gay to me but god dammit I want to try making blood pancakes

>>12368851
It gets worse.

>>12369233
I need to see this freak show live at least once in my life.

>>12369233
most british webm I've ever seen

>>12369230
honey no

>>12369295
Why are Anglos like this?

>>12369313
>xhe can't handle the spice levels of fairy bread

>>12369295
That thing is purely memetic, lad. I've never even seen it, norf or souf.

My brunch yesterday.

>>12369230
Haha americans omg

>>12369233
do britbongs really do this?

obsessed

>>12368851
Is that a knife?

>oy m8, im cravin a chip buh-eh. praise allah brit food is mostly a joke. still want to try black pudding though.

There's nothing wrong with our food. Its just got a unique taste and food snobs can't hack or understand it.

>>12370861
>Its just got a unique taste
No taste is indeed unique.

>>12370873
No taste? I thought it tasted disgusting?

>>12370878
The common stereotype for british food is it's bland.

Get some down ya

>>12370881
Probably because its cooked by morons who don't have access to Oxo cubes.

>>12370885
So that's where americans get it from.

>>12370885
Oh look, an average European.

>>12369188
hashbrowns don't belong in a full english

>>12369341
Meme or not, I’ve tried it when low on foodstuffs and it’s not as stupid as it sounds.

>>12370881
it's not though

>>12369208
>mushrooms look like shit
>no eggs, no tomatoes, no good bacon
Is that better you fucking faggot?

Why are the British so pathetic?

>>12369218
Looks pretty based.

>>12369233

It doesn't get more Brit than this

>>12369233
This is what's playing in the background according to that tv btw.

https://youtu.be/3cp45yH-s0w

>>12369233
Yep, that's Britsh as fuck alright. Fucking hell......

Quick questions:

1. Why does a typical British man shave his hair off clean when he turns 40 years old?

2. Also why do British men lack healthy strong jaws? Is it because they only eat mushy foods?

>>12368851
American "food"

>>12371328
go eat your bonkers and flim flams, pip.

Do Americans really eat butterfingers for breakfast?

>>12371570
>in front of the camera
>cautiously smelling it like they actually care or that it would smell like anything other than a sweet cake treat
>realistically, without the camera, they'd inhale 4 of them with the wrapper still on in about 2 seconds.

>>12371570
>people who haven't seen their genitals for over a decade

>>12371601
That's the mos annoying thing, just wolf the whole packet down you aren't kidding anybody.

>>12371309
Brits fucking love Elvis.

>>12371612
That's most americans which is why we have mandatory penis inspections at school.

>>12369233
stomping guy has his willy out

>>12370885
Honestly this is how I want to go out

>>12371570
Yes, but it's over when crumbled over vanilla ice cream yummm

>>12370885
>Nigel
I can't stop laughing

>>12371938
Well, the obese are known to be jolly Cletus, so you fit the bill on both counts.

>>12372052
I think you've been hitting the pubs too hard, Oliver. Have a rest.

>>12369218
That tomato is fucking raw.

>>12371570
You think those dogs will eat their faces off when they die from heart disease?

>>12368851
I'm not from the UK and even I know this food was created as "get the job done" food so British miners or whatever had something to fuel them for the day. Eating it now is retarded

>>12368851
looks delicious really

>>12370853
Underrated post

>>12370885
I love Big Macs, but this is insane.

i can feel the heartburn tingling my esophagus just from looking at it

>>12374705
Do you also feel the semen resurfacing? Git gud, faggot.

>>12370916
>sausage and black pudding instead of bacon
>mushrooms look fine
not every English breakfast has to have bacon and tomato. Gargle my cum dickfuck faggot

>>12369230
I wish we were still back in the days before literal 80IQ subhuman retards like you could navigate their way online.

>>12371658

do americans really cook sitting down?

>>12368851
>same thread
>#362
fuck off