/ck/ - Food & Cooking

tell her that, you fucking retard. Why does no one fucking communicate anymore?

>>12370168
Every fucking day you kill a thread with the same garbage post. Fuck off.

>>12370168
Is she any good at it, at least?

>>12370182

It's a new plate of Asian stirfry every day though, I'm about to kill myself.

>>12370189
>I'm about to kill myself
please do, so this dogshit thread stops being reposted

>>12370200

If she stops making me eat Asian stirfry every day, I'll stop posting. Ya know. Need somewhere to vent.

>>12370168

is you wife asian or something?

>>12370168
>for you, OP

>>12370168
Send me some so i don't have to cook it every other day.

>>12370168
>stirfy
Did she "fry" it over a fucking hairdryer? That's mush.

>>12370235

Deal.

Get her hooked on something else, bro. And if that still doesn't work then just whip her til her name is Toby.

>>12370168

it looks good you fucking spoiled brat

>>12370168
My wife won't stop making dried fish soup. Come back when you have to wear a gasmask at home.

>>12370168
You can probably do it better yourself

>>12370168
Sell her to a Saudi brothel.

>>12370168
At least she cares enough to cook, don't be a worthless shit.

>>12370173
Fpbp

>>12370168
mine's better and not overcooked.
i find i go on a kick sometimes where ill make this shit for a few weeks and then not for months, so hang in there.

I’ve been making a lot lately. What do you all do for sauce? For me, it’s
>1 tbsp corn starch
>2 tbsp water
>1 tbsp rice vinegar
>1 tbsp rice wine
>3 tbsp soy sauce
>1 tbsp sugar
>mix
>add to food that’s been cooked with garlic/ginger/scallion/onion
>add some chicken stock and reduce

>>12370812
here's may sauce for plain old veg lo mein, pic related
lite soy
dark soy
shaoxing wine
little sesame oil
sugarcube in a tablespoon of water
hit it with more wine to finish off

not a fan of corn starch in every sauce, but i can see how people want a thicker sauce like the take out places serve.

>>12370173
because anon is a lazy cooklet and doesnt want to make his own handborger helper

>>12370862
Yeah that sounds pretty good. I like thick sauces in general but something lighter for lo mein sounds better.

>>12370168
Post your wife's tits or gtfo

>>12371168
she hasn't had her top surgery yet :^[

>>12370173
She doesn't browse 4chan, help more.

>>12370173
because anon is 53 years old and a huge pussy

>white rice

>>12371543
that explains it

>>12370168
>>12370168
I cook for myself you piece of shit. Be greatful you have someone who gives enough of a shit about you to actually cook dinner for you privileged, walking vagina. You have a person who wants to keep you alive and your being this big a piece of shit cause of some stupid rice.

Stop being such a pansy op
And be greatful that someone who has a Pussy is less of pussy than you.

>>12370168
have you tried savage beatings without warning or explanation

>>12370168
sneak a pic of her fat ass and post it here for your boys as her punishment

>>12370168
make her a butter chicken pizza, then give her the recipe

>>12370812
Replace your corn starch with gochujang

>>12370168
>wife cooks
>shes good at one meal
>complain anyway

pick a vegetable you like and tell her to use it next time. then after a few more meals subtly hint that "im getting a little stir fried out". She'll get the picture, but she'll be glad that you contributed to her stir fry fetish.

or maybe its a shittest to see if you can tell her to cook you something different. Women are weird. why'd you get married in the first place? and why arent you cooking with her?