/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Get a grip on yourself, obsessive faggot

>>12368798

Either neck yourself or never reply in one of my threads ever again, nigger

>>12368796
iktf bro
iktf

don't try to replace it with whataburger / sonic / five guys / whatever
it won't work.

just drink hard liqour and wallow in lament until you forget why you're sad.

>>12368796
Stop being a fat fuck. Problem solved.

>>12368811
>fat
>Literally the best bulk meal
Let me guess, you're one of those GOMAD fags, yeah?

>>12368814
>bulking on fast food
We can see your rolls from here, anon.

>>12368820

What's your bulk then, apo?

>>12368820
>he doesn't know the joy of bulking on two 4x3s every day
hahaha
pathetic.

>>12368796
You're on the east coast? Easy.
Move somewhere with a Cook Out and drown your sorrows in a cheddar-style big double and one of 46 (forty-six) milkshake flavors.

>>12368796
Go to a Shake Shack, my nigga. It won't be the same, but it's something.

>>12368835
>milkshake
>reeeeeeeeeee
>flings at politician that hurt my feelings

>>12368796
>moved to california 3 years ago
>drive past an in n out every day
>have only been there twice
I honestly don't get the hype.

>>12368835
Cook-Out is probably closest menu wise on the east coast. Listen to this anon OP

>>12368796
Isn't east coast more for pizza while burgers dominate the west coast?
t. dumb eurofag

>>12369195

West Coast and Southwest American dominate Good Food

Rest of the country is surviving on literal dogshit

>>12369195
america is a country of liberty

>/ck/ - Cooking
>baaw how do I cope with lack of shitty fastfood?!!
Stop posting here and drink bleach, worthless autistic piece of human refuse.

>>12369291
>Anon
>Baaw how do I stop sucking all these dicks!?!
Before I help you stop, how about you suck me off through my fortnite pajamas, faggot

>overrated mcdonald's-type food
just go to macdonald's and leave your put on sign value behind

Five Guys is better desu

Freddy's California style burgers help me scratch the itch.

>>12368796
I get how you feel, OP. That's how I felt when I moved to the West Coast from Texas and couldn't get Whataburger anymore. Talk about fucking craving.....the nearest Whataburger is 1000 miles away, in Phoenix. The only time I get Whataburger is when I go home to visit family, which is once a year.
To remedy that, the only thing you can do is try to replicate it at home, or try and find a place that approximates it somewhat. Actually, if I'm out, if I go to In-n-Out, and order a mustard fried burger with no spread, it kind of tastes like Whataburger, but still not quite. I actually ordered a pack of condiments off the Whataburger website so I can at least have those specific flavors on my burgers at home.
You'll find a way to cope.

>>12368796
shake shack you dummy

>>12370455
>tfw have a in-n-out less than 1 minute away from my apartement along with several whataburgers a bit further out
The food is the only good part of pozz'd Austin area. The food from Whataburger is better imo, but it's hard to beat those in-n-out prices for a double. Think I may grab two of those for lunch.

>>12370455
>>12371186
And yeah, mustard fried, no spread, add chiles is the way to do it.

>>12368820
Double quarter pounder is the goat bulk food you don’t know what you’re talking about

>>12368796
My dad lived in Maryland. The east coast is a shithole and horrific.

Imagine if you were enclosed catastrophically by trees and grey skys with grey worn down buildings and terrible road infastructure. Imagine if everything was shitty and expensive at the same time and all of the people were terrible and belligerent. Imagine if everyone were uglier and smaller. That is the east coast.

>>12368802
You're a fucking nigger, thinking In N Out is good when there's The Habit, an actually good burger joint.

>>12369278
Imagine being this retarded. This is why the rest of us hate it when you Californian cocksuckers move in, stay in your containment state you braindead commie.

>>12368796
As a randy bobabndy who was stuck in the third world for awhile, I had to learn the hard way that there is no true store bought comparison. The reality is you'll have to learn to make the best homage burger yourself until you get back to the developed world.

>>12369278
West = Best Burgers and best ethnic foods. Middle = bbq. East = pizza and Euro shit.

>>12371511
Imagine being this triggered.

>he relies on fastfood places
>he doesn't make his own perfect fucking 20/10 restaurant style burgers
>he has unironic fastfood brand loyalty

>>12368796
Eat a bullet.

>>12368796
You need Five Guys

>>12371608
I can get on board with this statement.

>>12369179
There isn't anything special about it. They just have a hype culture around it.

I honest prefer a McDonald's burger to most burgers on the market.

>>12371686
This lol dumb soygoy OP

>>12369294
based

>>12368796
Get CookOut

Realize how complete shit in-n-out is

>>12368796
Is there a What-a-Burger nearby?

>>12371509
This is bait. Habit Burger is fucking gross

>>12371505
I could only ever live in the South West US. The rest of the country is garbage

>>12373879
Habit Burgers seem to taste better the more urban it's in.

>>12373879
Wouldn't be bait if it was true. Fucking lived in Commiefornia my whole life, Habit was first time I had an enjoyable burger that wasn't super expensive. In N Out is a fucking boomer tier burger joint that's memed by all the retards because their only experience with burgers is McDonald's.

5 Guys is also a joke.

>>12373891
I think I had a stroke writing this. I meant the more rural* it's in.

>moving out of the country I've been living in for the past 5 years
Don't talk to me about your fast food. There's an entire culinary world I'm leaving. It's so brutal.

>>12368796
>crying this much over fast food
Wow, West Coast, your flyover is showing.

>>12374017
I wouldn't expect any different from anywhere else in the US

>>12370455
I live in Phoenix and have been to Whataburger and it fucking sucks.

>>12368796
Do you have a JOLLIBEE nearby?

>>12373889
I'm from Arizona too anon. I'm honestly flabbergasted anytime I travel to the east coast and see how badly they live.

I'm not from the US and feel you can't get a good burger in my country. Last year I went to the west coast and had my first In-n-out. Was expecting the best burger of my life but it tasted like shit, just like the shitty burgers I can get anywhere in my country.

Is the american burger just a myth?

Shake shack was pretty good though.

>>12368796
>Imagine being this obsessed with fast food that a lack of it actually causes depression.
God damn, you need better hobbies Anon, and you need to learn how to cook.

>>12374088

In n out is the only place that gets super congested with long lines. The food is THAT good

>>12374427

What exactly did you get?

The Double-Double with no Tomatoes is my go to "Death RowMeal"

>>12368796
I had a friend move to the east coast and they tried to recreate the special sauce to mollify their in-n-out cravings. Couldn’t get the bun right but the sauce is pretty easy.

You can also make animal-style fries pretty easily if you don’t mind grilling onions.

>>12368796
Here's an idea: Make your own burger at home you lazy fat bitch

Or if you're too lazy for that: Go to some meme restaurant where they sell 40 dollar burgers and fries fried in fois gras, and eat something that would be considered divine in the face of the shitty fast food slop you've been eating back home

being this opinionated on fast food isn't a good thing, whether you acquired it naturally or by intent, I seriously hope the absence of a fast food chain in your life isn't actually bothering you and that this is all fun and games

>>12374629

Please, I need context

>>12374629
Can confirm.
I had fois gras aburasoba on my last trip to Tokyo.
Seeing all the people fight about fucking fast food here is hilarious.

>>12368796
I went In 'N Out of your mom

>>12374667
nice pho

>>12374427
No In N Out is the myth as people meme it too much.

>>12374427
In-N-Out is 100% hype. If you want a good burger you have to go somewhere that makes them to order.

awhhh do you want some in n out widdwe guy?

Aw poor wittle baby bitch boy can't get his in-n-out waaaaaa

>>12368835
Uhhhhh lemme get the Double burger Cook out platter with uuuuuh seasoned fries and....uuuuuhh....a chicken wrap for the sides....uuuuuh.....and a giant sweet tea....no...uuuuuh.....mint oreo shake

In n Out is stupidly hyped. It's decent, but not nearly as good as faggots make it out to be.

OP gay, dubs get

>>12369294
REKT

>tfw live in germany
>all we have is mcdonalds, burger king, kfc and dominos
>not even nandos

>>12376937

Nice singles, nerd

>dude but have you tried monster style fries XD
West coasters are insufferable.

>>12377051
um. It's animal style and I'm sorry your ocean sucks

>>12371505
it sounds like you described san francisco tbhfam

>>12368796
5guys

>>12374096
Arizona is without a doubt the worst state I have ever had to live in. It’s complete fucking garbage

>>12377825
If you want to slip further into the abyss try MS or AL.

Their buns are pretty good