/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12359846
We deserve only death.

>>12359857
Deep, anon. Deep.

When I was a kid, my autistic cousin's family and my own would go out to eat at this restaurant called the Brick Oven. Every time, he would get a stromboli, which came with marinara, and an extra thing of ranch. He would then mix the ranch and marinara, which resembled clotted period blood in color and texture, and proceed to consume it so voraciously as to seem starved for days on end.

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>>12359846
Based

>>12359846
hey for me it's kranch too!

One pearl harbor wasnt enough

>>12359846

>>12359908
subscription link is broken?

>>12360915
worked for me

WHAT IS THE KRA!!!

So I bought some of this stuff. It's actually pretty good. Great on a burger. The Mayocue is really good.

>>12360909
I see you're a fan of my work.

>>12359846
klu klux kranch lol

ew

i prefer skunch

>>12359846
>>12360898
>>12360909
I hope he see this

For me it's the spinning thumb gif or maybe it was just on a swirly background, I forget

>>12360931
Why did you assume the word is split up like that?

>>12361315
Fun fact: That thread made me quit biting my nails.

Also I really want to see this spinning thumb gif

>>12360931
Kraken Rum

>>12361419
>>12361315
I made these, I guess I have to get out of bed to pay the psychotoed hold please

ketchup and ranch are foul, but not as foul as a bitten thumbnail.

>>12361419
good for you, nail biting is fucking disgusting.
>>12361704
pay
*post, i hate phoneposting.
>>12361315
here

>>12361750
THAT'S THE ONE. thanks for getting back on your computer to share this with us again

>>12361774
yw. anon
food related post: these condiments are an abomination, just mix your 2 quality ones together in your proportion instead of these 2 awful ones in their percentages, if you have to do it at all

>>12359846
The name always reminds me of Krampus, but I imagine it's some demon that comes for your soul if you mix the wrong condiments

>>12361750
>starts and ends on the same frame, fucking up the loop
One job

>bbq sauce & mayonnaise
>delicious
>fry sauce (ketchup & mayonnaise)
>delicious
>ranch dressing
>mayonnaise & milk with seasonings
>delicious
>ketchup & ranch dressing
>not delicious
explain yourselves

>>12359846
>saucy sauce

i know a schizophrenic girl who would make kranch all the time,told her about targeted individuals and after we saw this bullshit on the shelf she looked so confused,honestly i wouldnt be surprised if whoever was tormenting her quit psyops and just started working for heinz after hearing the kranch term and patenting it. she doesnt seem schizo at all now honestly its weird.

>>12362741
>i wouldnt be surprised if whoever was tormenting her quit psyops and just started working for heinz after hearing the kranch term and patenting it

Nobody was tormenting her. She was a schizo.

>>12362749
you do know schizophrenia can be artificially induced remotely electronically right?

>>12363621
>t. Schizo

>>12359846
For me, it's Franch.

>>12361328
Are you retarded?

>>12362045
>one job
dont give me advice reddit faggot.

just use thousand island you sick wierdo

>>12359846

>Not calling it retchup

>>12364861
not calling it wretch-up

>>12361290
underrated

>>12359846
I bet it's Kranchy

>>12362741
You sound schizo anon. I bet this girl doesn't even exist.

>>12359846
man, is fucking eric andre behind this?

>>12365897
no, zoomie

>>12364123
>dont give me advice reddit faggot.
>being this much of a nigger on ck
kys