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12358926 No.12358926[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Calm the fuck down /ck/. Jesus.

>> No.12358928

>>12358926
based

>> No.12358930

Id shoot somene if they did that to me

>> No.12358935

>>12358930
you wouldn't do shit, faggot

>> No.12358939

>>12358930
You‘d get on your knees and start sucking the beetchad‘s cock, you söy-loving limpwristed vegecuck.

>> No.12358941

Why the guy eating the meat skinnier than the dude throwing juice on him?

>> No.12358943

>>12358926
>linking the onion

im amazed that none of you faggots are on to this shit yetr

>> No.12358944

>>12358930
What if they threw a milkshake instead?

>> No.12358965
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>>12358943
It's not a link and we all get that it's satire, you pathetic faggot.

>> No.12359109

>>12358944
You probably wouldn't get away with it then. But a man with a bucket of unknown red liquid storming at you and raising it aggressively? Only the cuckiest of states would charge you for shooting him

>> No.12359113

Do dumb american liberals actually think meme's are actual news? lol check your source retarded 'mericans.

>> No.12359151

>>12359113
are you telling me that this is FALSE!?!?!?!? WHHAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!Q!Q!!Q!!!
how dare the news outlets trick me like thid|!!"!""

>> No.12359172

>>12359113
I once saw ronald Trump stomp a poor puppy to death just because the puppy was black.

TRUMP IS SUCH A RACIST!!!! OMG!!!

>> No.12359186

>>12358944
What's the joke.

Haha what if it was drink that the epic YouTube ppl get thrown with haha.

Fuck off retard.

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>>12358930
Sure you would champ.

>> No.12359202

>>12358926
>
https://www.theonion.com/diners-eating-impossible-burgers-doused-with-beet-juice-1834512845

>> No.12359212

>>12358926
>>12359202
Journalism is dead. How is this even news?

>> No.12359222

>>12359212
Is this bait?

>> No.12359226

>>12359212
It’s literal fake news. Trump wasn’t joking.

>> No.12359228

>>12359212
>Journalism is dead
The onion is probably 'Merica's most accurate news nowadays... better than CNN, MSNBC, etc at least. No wonder dumb shit 'mericans are so fucking ignorant. Fake news everywhere.

>> No.12359245

>>12359172
>I once saw ronald Trump stomp a poor puppy to death just because the puppy was black.
I was so triggered when I saw this on CNN!!! How can white people elect someone like this as president?!?!?! God I hate white people!!!!

>> No.12359298

>>12359245
I heard the puppy wasn't actually black, but rolled around in the mud, so Trump was punishing him for blackface. Of course, they're leaving that part out!

>> No.12359351

>>12359245

FUCK DRUMPPPPPFFFFTTT!!!!!

Puppy Lives Matter!

>> No.12359455

>>12359212
Do you not know what The Onion is?

>> No.12359484
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12359484

>>12358930
Like you can hold a gun up with your sissy vegan arms

>> No.12359586

>>12359212
It's a joke.

>> No.12359595

>>12359455
>Do you not know what The Onion is?
It's like CNN but with better fact checkers?

>> No.12359604 [DELETED] 

>>12358926
this was staged by burger king
I live in the area and no matter which BK you go to it never has a line
I would try an impossible burger but I have seen what glyphosate does to a honeysuckle in my garden

>> No.12359628

>>12359484
>Sloppy ass burger
>Joker card pointing at it
I can't tell if this making fun or him or making fun of me for ordering it.

>> No.12359673

>>12359628
Trump eats everything with a knife and fork, it being too tall to eat isn't a problem.

>> No.12359709

>>12359484
Americans don't put eggs on our burgers.

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>>12359186
Its a reference to Nigel Farage you fucking cretin.

>> No.12359744

>>12358926

thanx. needed the laff

>> No.12359785

>>12358926
This is as much of a faggot act as being vegan

>> No.12359806
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12359806

Nice publicity stunt meanwhile real life vegans are doing this kind of shit.

>> No.12359812

>>12358926
>falseflagging
>staged photo
>clickbait journalism
Truly the worst timeline

>> No.12359844
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12359844

>all these people who don't understand satire

>> No.12359866

>>12359113
>Do dumb american liberals actually think meme's are actual news? lol check your source retarded 'mericans.
Yes, I have relatives living in LA. Americans are this fucking stupid.

>> No.12359910

>>12358930
>implying veganfaggots pack heat

>> No.12359987

>>12358926
LOL

>> No.12360046
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>>12358930
I'd bend them over and start anally destructing them until their pupils turn into hearts and they start screaming "Fuck my hairy vegan boi pussy harder daddy, let me feel your meat milk deep inside of my sausage tube."

>> No.12360239

B A S E D

>> No.12360364

>>12359222
>>12359455
>>12359586
Room temperature iq posts

>> No.12360376

>>12359844
What the fuck did you just call me?

>> No.12360423

>>12359844
FAKE NEWS! IT FAKE NEWS! TWO MORE TERMS!!

>> No.12360491

>>12359910
As a matter of fact, as a progressive living in a mouthbreathing red state who's state govt. is 50% funded by CA and NYC federal taxes (socialism anyone?), we progressives pack iron to defend ourselves from the knuckledragging neanderthals.

>> No.12361263

>>12359806
this reads like a standup comedian's skit

>> No.12361565

>>12358941
Read the image again. It's opposite day.

>> No.12361572

>>12358944
So brave

>> No.12361581

>>12360491
>knuckledragging neanderthals
Don't say that about Blacks you bigot.

>> No.12361584

>>12358930
then you'd be in jail sucking dick for ramen

>> No.12361591

>>12360491
>i-i totally have a gun! s-see! you w-welfare queens!

>> No.12361593

>>12360364
My room's temperature is 150 degrees

>> No.12361594

>>12359109
You're enjoying the meal, you don't know he's going to dump the bucket on you until he does. And by the time you draw he's no longer a threat.

>> No.12361595

>>12361584
>Implying Ramen is that cheap.

>> No.12361598

>>12361595
>implying it's one load

>> No.12361608

>>12360491
I'd do the same if I lived in a shit hole state, but honestly why not just move? What's keeping you there? Are you an anthropologist or a human rights activist or what?

>> No.12361618

>>12361608
If he moves to a blue state he will have to deal with all the shit the other progressives in charge do to it.
Instead he can bitch in comfort.

>> No.12361634

>>12359455
>reading lib newspress
nothx

>> No.12361637
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12361637

>>12361618
What you mean like walkable safe cities, good food, a diverse and well educated population, job opportunities, and not having to run around worrying about getting shot for not looking like a "regular normal guy"?

Yeah now that you mention it I'd much rather live among dangerous violent fl*overs.

>> No.12361655

>>12359172
Wtf I hate trump now

>> No.12361688

>>12361637
Don't forget the lack of homeless shitting all over the place and the occasional plague rat.

>> No.12361699

>>12361584
Thats not vegan dumbass

>> No.12361734

>>12359709
It's not common but more places are offering it now

>> No.12361764

>>12358926
>>12359202
This has got to be fake, tell me it's fake /CK

>> No.12361767

>>12361699
neither is a soy burger cooked on the same grill as meat