/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Call Jack a faggot and then rape his wife.

but who was phone?

>>12354582
The pairing and sandwich knives have their uses, kind of like a teflon pan. Everything else is cringe as fuck, which is sad since these always seem to be sold as a set.

>>12354582

Pay for my baggie of pot and be on my way

>>12354598
Simpli eric

>>12354582
for me it is /green/
the best and most versatile gay knife

What the fuck is Orange for?

>>12354587
You have issues. I'll pray for you.

take some steel wool to that abomination

>>12354677
I'd bet on either cheese or tomatoes

>a challenger appears

>>12354903
No these at least have clear motivation for their multi colored hues. Similar to temp stickers in a large multi outlet kitchen.

>>12354621
This

>tfw your mom gifted you this when you moved out

>>12354598
Swagnemite, of course

>>12354582
Dude, I got those in black. Since I got them, I've fucking cut myself HARSH like twice. Fuckers are great.

All my life my family tried teaching me knife discipline, but refused to get knives that actually cut.

Now I finally understand after I cut a huge gash in the palm of my left hand.

>>12354582
what's the yellow one even meant to do? it's like a machete fucked a bread knife

>>12354582
>>12354671
/blue/ checking in, for when you need to make a post-assassination snack.

>>12354582
Respect them bc even though they probably don’t know much about food and cooking they’re still great people with a great love for colorful kitchen equipment
>that being said I usually always have my knife bag on me since I’m almost always heading to or coming home from work. So if cooking is being done at a house that isn’t mine, I have my own tools if people need assistance. Touching those shit ass knives will never be necessary, they’re about as important to me as a wall decoration at someone’s apt.

>>12357104
Get your eyes checked mate. It's orange.

>>12354582
Make them taste the rainbow.

>>12354671
>>12357118
Blue and green are objectively the most useless knives to own in ceramic.
>>12357104
It's a sandwich knife. It's good for slicing tomatoes and bread, while also shaped in a way made for spreading condiments on bread. If you make sandwiches somewhat frequently it's actually really useful, though I wouldn't buy a ceramic one.

>>12357146
Is that true? It doesn't feel true. You don't want to use a knife you've been slicing stuff with in your condiments. You'll have to wash it first, and at that point why not just get a different more suitable knife?

>>12357156
It's a thing. Shun even came out with a $100 version like a decade ago.

>>12357134
woah there fella, calm down, I use f.lux and my screen's colour output has no blue in it right now

>>12357156
>You'll have to wash it first, and at that point why not just get a different more suitable knife?
What kind of, "different more suitable knife" so you not need to wash?

>>12357168
I just Startpaged it, and, while there are other varieties of sandwich knife, this is definitely one of the designs. Sorry for doubting you, but I still don't like it.

>>12357173
Butter knife. You still need to wash it, but you don't have to wash it before you've finished making sandwiches.

>>12354582
Say: "wow. I love your dildo collection"

>>12354582
my mom bought the green and red one...
they work, its just... weird... we had a full set of knives already, i swear women are all children.
also she somehow dulls every knife she comes into contact with. she thinks the regular knives were bad because they were dull.
she dulled these and was a week away from buying another set until I sharpened them without her knowing

>>12357199
>she dulled these and was a week away from buying another set until I sharpened them without her knowing
>things that never happened

>>12354677
It's a paring knife. Is this your first non-McChicken thread?

>>12357146
They're not even ceramic. It's a shitty thick coating that flakes off after a while.

>>12357264
no the fuck it isn't. pairing knives aren't serrated

>>12357817
How do you misspell the fucking word when you literally just responded to somebody who spelled it correctly? Are you pretending to be retarded? You better not be.

>>12354677
orange is for cutting rolls and baguettes in half and spreading butter and jam on sandwiches

>>12356495
Me too. She has since given me another set. But I still use the first one she gave me the most.

>>12354582
>tfw gf has these but can still cook like a motherfucker
I bought her a couple different victoronix to beat on so she didn't have to suffer any longer

>>12354582
assume they are a gift and reserve judgement

>>12354682
nice
>>12356495
If someone's my age I'd assume it was a gift from someone tbqh. But I'm also not an autist fantasizing about looking down on people for what's in their kitchen.

>>12354582
I tend not to care as long as they don't have a knife drawer
my in laws have a knife drawer, and I've given up on trying to train them. now I just bring a new $15 knife as a gift whenever I visit and throw out the old one they've dinged beyond recognition. it's not worth filing and sharpening their stuff since they abuse them to shit anyway.

>>12357895
he said orange when he meant red
he doesn't know what a bread knife is

>>12356495
I'd rather get a set of these than the motherfucking Farberware knives I got from my ex-mother in law.

>>12358741
They're actually quite good while they last. Heavy and sharp.

Spin around 360° and walk out.

>>12358809
what are you gonna do? moonwalk?

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>>12358831
WHOOSH

>>12354582
I try to stab them with all my might showing them how useless these knives are.

>>12354903
No pork?

>>12354587

>>12358877
Made by gods chosen insects

>>12357134
damn jazz is looking fine

>ask for a ceramic knife for birthday because I like them for veggies and raw chicken
>get these shitty knives with a ceramic
But it's ok, I know my mom still did her best.

>>12358684
no he obviously meant the light orange

>>12359445
he said "serrated"

>>12359486
it is serrated

>>12359493
>it is serrated

>>12359513
yeah that's the dark orange one. I said light orange

>>12359518
that's red, and it's a bread knife

>>12359539
That's clearly green and magenta

>>12359539
more like a yellow that race mixed with an orange so now it's orange

>>12354582
Tangerine
School bus
4 leaf clover
Sapphire
Lavender
Fire truck

Everyone just use these terms so nobody gets confused again

>>12359567
y not just #s

>>12357228
k. could care less if you don't know how to do basic shit in life.
also saved the old knives, which are now mine.

>>12360066
You need to use diamond to sharpen ceramic, retard. Once again,
>things that never happened

>>12360104
>crematic
Uh... sorry retard, they're metal, with a color coating. I know you're new here, and have never seen these knives before, but maybe try looking just a little harder before you try so hard.
thanks for the laugh, dipshit. LMFAO.

>>12354582
I have this exact set, got it through my bank reward points. it was the only useful item I could redeem.

they're knives, they cut things, I don't get the problem.
They also come with their own individual sleeves which is good because my roommate doesn't understand that throwing all the cutlery in a pile in a drawer dulls them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t557dPspLxo

>Walk into someone's kitchen they use these knives
>What do

>>12360104
Heh, this guy is an actual dipshit.
>need to use diamond to sharpen ceramic
>thinking the knives here are ceramic
How does it feel being retarded about both cutlery, physics, and how knives work in general?
>if your knives don't split single atoms like obsidian, its not sharp!

>>12359513

Are you color blind?

>>12360299
no ru?

>>12360121
>>12360294
Maybe try formatting your post a little differently next time you're going to be such a blatant samefag.

>>12358957
HOLY SHIT, I BET YOU'RE RIGHT

>>12360355
imagine being so insecure you think people joining in on making fun of your retardation is "same fagging".
absolutely hilarious

>>12360453
>100 hours in paint.png

>>12360453
are you newfag?

4chan is build on insecure faggots

>>12360465
>>12360471
oof, imagine samefagging to try to prove you're not bothered by being the insecure fag you are.
>all of this because a dipshit couldn't tell the knives were metal.
hilarious.

>>12354587
whatever. candlejack is a fa-

>>12360545
>17:24:09
>17:25:05
I'll admit it certainly looks like samefagging, but doesn't 4channel prevent you from posting twice within 60 seconds?

>>12360561
yes

thanks for proving that
>>12360545
is both an insecure faggot and a complete idiot

>>12360561
Cell phone + desktop. You can be an annoying twat with multiple devices.

>>12360590
>professional same faggoter

>>12360579
lmfao, nice try. you're an actual dipshit, you must be new here and not now how to to look up IP addresses still. xD fucking hilarious
imagine being so insecure and gay that all you can do is try to mirror the argument.

>>12358684
Orange isnt the bread knife though, thats Red
Orange is Paring
Green is Cheese Knife I think
Blue is Filet Knife
Purple is Chef Knife

>>12360561
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>>12360614
I'm literally looking at "all" your user numbers right now. Wow... next level insecurities right there.

>>12360732

whats my IP then faggot

>>12360752
idk, not gonna go that far(extra 4 steps), but your user id clearly shows how bad youre samefagging. its pretty funny to me. something tells me you didn't know user id exists on this website.

>>12354582
don't eat anything, you'll end with pieces of jagged knife in you

>>12360355
haha /b/ is so based thank god we still have /b/ in 2019 so funny lol

>>12360777
pure reddit

>>12360777
>gets called out, pretends to be too lazy to prove himself

go back to red dit faggot

>>12360813
he's tracing you from 7 proxies right now you're so fucked

>>12360819
if he wasn't a liar he could tell you what city I am in

>>12360799
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>>12360819
>>12360840
oof, all these newfags and samefags. really funny. back to 9gag with you fags.

mfw

>>12360850
you got me

>>12360985
boxxy is hawt. she lives only 2 hours away from me too. i want to meet n fuck her.

>>12361016
>she lives only 2 hours away from me
PROVE IT (please)

>>12361016
How do you know where boxxy lives you freak

>>12358845
back to redit faggot

>>12361047
fuck, i don't think I can prove it without searching for the doxxing history and pics. but someone posted where her school was a while back, she lives in california. it was only a couple hours away from me.
>>12361066
i dont know exactly where she lives, just the general area, and id have to find it again.

>>12361081
post my id you fucking faggot

>>12361172
why?

>>12361176
because you were being a retarded faggot

>>12361182
explain. exposing samefags and teaching you how is being a retarded faggot now? k. sure.

>>12361191
you've exposed nothing

literally the only knife you need

>>12361191
you're retarded

>>12361207
do you normally try this hard, when exposed?

>>12361217
>>12361215
>>12361209
>>12361207
>>12361191
>>12361182


samefaggot

>>12361225

>>12361217
stop pretending to not be new

The kitchen I work at has the blue one as a joke. We make new people use it to fuck with them.

>>12361257
i've literally been here all summer, newfag. try harder, please.

>>12361241
i'm glad you got the joke faggot

>>12361298
>my mental retardation was a joke haha, you thought I was serious? haha I trolled you!

>>12361241
Btfo!

>>12357104
It cuts cheese into cool wavy patterns for a snack. That's what I use it for.

>>12357125
Even as a newfag straight off of the Reddit boat how can you not understand how to use greentext properly?