/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12357519
I wonder if she kisses and tells...

>>12357519
>first time having anal in high school
>we had been dating a long time, had entered banter mode
>get a little speck of poop on my dick
>go wipe it off
>girlfriend says girls poop from there also and not to look so surprised
Thanks, darlin', you ruined me.

>>12357519
op forced me to eat this shitty thread

All women are queens

>>12357550
if she breathes

>>12357522
No, she's shy about talking about kisses. It's only sucking shit off dicks that she's confident about sharing.

>>12357519
My brother's wife is due in a month. We know it's a girl.

I really don't want her to grow up to be like this.
I mean, I know lots of girls are nasty in bed, that's fine and guys do it too, but tweeting about it is extremely degenerate.

I was made to eat fried liver as a kid and fucking hated it.
Only when I was in my late 20s did I buy some liver and fry it myself just to see if it would be as bad as I remembered. Turns out it's pretty great if you don't fry it in a pound of margarine for 45 minutes like my parents did.

>>12357592
Kill yourself

>>12357628
>I really don't want her to grow up to be like this.
You have a job to do, then. If you get caught doing it, you will be reviled as one of the worst people ever to exist and she will be turned into exactly the whore you fear. If you don't get caught, she will be statistically more likely to enjoy healthy, functional relationships with men.

>>12357628
That post was written by a man and it is funny. There are still people on the internet who know how to not be themselves. We're not all zoomers looking for out identity here.

>>12357735
>>12357550
the cringest shit i've heard on 4chajn

>>12357775
What the fuck are you blathering about?

>>12357519
the first girl I ever did anal with would make me use a condom and it was ok, no poop on my dick. I don't know why she never just did an enema instead like my sister

>>12357628
>Turns out it's pretty great if you don't fry it in a pound of margarine for 45 minutes like my parents did.
Sometimes it's eerie how people from different parts of the world have the same shitty parents experience

>>12357881
6/10
You goofed it with the poor structure

>>12357888
she'd be pretty cute if she just lost 15 pounds and maybe got breast reduction surgery

>>12357550
>>12357592
gonna be a long summer

>>12357888
News flash: everything you learned as a child was a lie. People aren't unique, non-violence makes you a victim, and pedophiles are a net boon for society.

>>12357898
>t. agua

>>12357800
I don't think I can explain it to your limited perspective. But there was a time when nobody on the internet was who they said they were. I know it seems strange now that most people are exactly who they said they were. But we weren't all raised in this environment.

>>12357892
if you get the opportunity you should kill yourself

I wonder if I can get this bitch fired if I show her employer her nasty tweets

>>12357519
My wife’s snatch

>>12357950
You can't because she doesn't exist.

>>12357959
Nice try but I found her fb and isnta in less than 5min