/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Makes a lot of sense when you think about it

>>12344342
I..what?
Do you mean the best food to make before you fuck? If so then maybe

But anybody can make pancakes. If you want to impress a girl, learn to bake and make desserts. Start with pies specifically cream pies since they're easy and hard to fuck up.

>>12344342
Aren't they made with eggs?

So how do you fuck her with it? Roll it up and it just falls apart

>>12344342
You... You've ascended... You're a genius.

>>12344369
Aquafaba can be used in cooking in place eggs for a tenth of the price

>>12344369
Flour and water is all you need. You're better off adding salt, and you'll need baking powder if you want them to be fluffy.

Cringe thread.
0/10

>>12344373
While your making it, roll her in the flour to find the wet spot, that's how.

>>12344400
Wasted get

>>12344342

Absolutely not. Here is the correct procedure:

Have leftovers of some delicious greasy drunk food, chicken parmesan or chili or something.
Come back home with girl. She'll be impressed by the food but really you should have delicious drunk food ready before you go out ANYWAY.

Also you should have beer, so you can have a beer together.
>but anon, hot girls only drink sugary mixed drinks or chardonnay
Throw her out of the fucking house right now. Try again tomorrow.

Next, have sex. Fall asleep. Wake up.
Struggle to make it through your morning routine without the many practical conveniences formerly provided by your wizard powers.
Then make eggs and hashbrowns. This, and variations thereof, is the ideal post-bang food and will actually be impressive despite being easy.

>>12344422
I don't think I would like you if I met you in real life.

>>12344367
>Start with pies specifically cream pies since they're easy and hard to fuck up.
I fucked up a cream pie once and now I have a bastard.

>>12344444
THOSE DIGITS

>>12344432
Joke's on you, I don't like myself in real life.

>>12344444
Truth

>>12344395
What if l dont want them fluffy.

>>12344342
I've lucked out with crepes once or twice... but pancakes are more of a morning after thing, in my experience.

>>12344444
>Digits confirm

>>12344342
This was based up until the OwO part...

>>12344342
The hottest girls eat meat, you cant fool me fag

>>12344367
>Anybody can make pancakes
So you make crepes. It's basically a really thin pancake, but people get all impressed by some crepes rolled up with preserves in them and a little powdered sugar on top just because it's French and therefore "fancy".
>>12344342
You may have a point, OP. First date with the first girl I slept with, we went to IHOP. She was grabbing my dick halfway back to my place.

>>12344444
based alert

>>12344342
Unironically smashed 3 girls from making pancakes, OP you are onto something

>>12344342
if you have autism then you don't know anything about having sex because you're an incel

>>12344472
Then you don't use baking powder, obviously.

>>12344444
check

>>12344342
>best food to fuck a girl with
a pancake will never hold together, a banana won't even hold up unless she is really loose

>>12344422
>feeding chili to someone you want to fuck
wrong in so many ways i can't even describe
>bloating
>gas
>potential diarrhea
>food coma
actually never mind, sounds fun

>>12344342
Fresh bread will get you into any panties young or old.

>>12344444
Excellent digits sir

>>12344444
Nice

>>12344342
the best food is unironically spicy food.

the endorphins and dopamine released makes her euphoric and she'll subconsciously relate this feeling to you rather than the food.

obviously it should only be something slightly spicier than what she's comfortable with, push it too far and you'll either get some crying mess or a spewer.

>>12344342
Use cornstarch instead of flour in the batter mix. That way when you are trying to fuck her with it , it won't bend. Otherwise it will be like trying to play a game of pool with a piece of string.

>>12348454
>eat the spice, eat it, bitch

>>12348613
this guy gets it

>>12348454
>spewer
I like 'em wet, though, so that might be ok.

>>12344444

>>12344342
>mfw she says I cook pancakes too slow
she won't let me cook hers, instead she cooks her own, scorching them in a non cast iron pan while I cook mine to perfection in a beautiful piece of cast iron.
Fuck pancakes. Bitches don't appreciate pancakes.

>>12344444
hmmmm. Seems sexist.

>>12351901
In what way?

>>12351901
No the sexist part was I didn't tip her.

>>12344342
carbs are definitely the way to go. I like to bring in sweets all the time to fatten up all the ladies I work with, it's like 80% women here. Some try to avoid sweets, the "meme diet of the month" dieters are pretty easy to sway but with the more disciplined ones you have to be smart about what foods you bring. You can't come in with some pinterest/tasty tier abomination of sweets, it's too sweet. I start out with homemade bread, seems innocent so it piques their interest. Bread isn't that great for you on it's own but once they're drawn in they see all the jams and butter I brought in as well which adds more calories/fat/sugar to this innocent snack. Another good one is banana bread, not really that good for you but isn't too heavy. brought some in today with banana rum butter, it's almost gone.

>>12344342
>using autism

t. never had sex

>>12353694
>did the same thing
>one girl calls me and tells me to stop bringing shit in
>she gained 2lbs and blames me
>wait a week and then bring in a cheesecake
my destiny is my own

>>12353738
>having sex
Like with women or?

Waffles are better.