/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12351229
Don't, the last bars they released were pulled from the market. I'd at least wait until user reviews come out

>>12351229
I don't know that sounds pretty sweet
Not having to eat lunch for only a seems like it would be great

>>12351229
is there a Soylent green variety

>>12351248
>pulled from the market
Why?
>>12351253
>Not having to eat lunch
Why?

>>12351283
I'd rather be reading or playing on my phone during my break than eating

>>12351287
Why not both?
You can get & eat a normal lunch in less than 15m

>>12351293
My break is only like 10 minutes

>>12351229
>average adult man required 2,500 calories daily
>it would cost $25 to get a day's worth of nutrients from this thing

>>12351229
lol soy

>>12351297
unless you work a half or quarter shift or something that's illegal in the us I believe
I believe it's an hour unpaid lunch and then two paid 15 minute breaks (that they rarely let you take anyway so people fuck with their phones in place instead)

>100 kcal
>5g protein
>$1
this is a scam

>>12351283
>Food Recall Warning - Soylent brand Food Bar recalled due to reported illnesses
http://www-bcp.agr.gc.ca/eng/1477082429290/1477082432549#r01

>>12351229
>blocks your path

>>12351248
>>12351283
it was made from Baboon Butts

>>12351303
Yeah I could say some shit but i'd be fired in a heartbeat and get evicted and shit
Not trying to sleep in the park again even though its warm now

>>12351314
>.ca

>>12351229
Post Nutrition Labels.

>>12351318
fuck off kojimafag, caloriemate is meme trash and tastes like chalky ass, I seriously regret the $10 or whatever it was I paid to get one

>>12351300
>required
as if the average adult man isn't a fatass who could use a caloric deficit

>>12351297
this is what you get when you vote to neuter your own unions

>>12351354
Naw fuck em

>>12351352
We don’t all live in America

>>12351369
Mexico
UK
France
Italy
Germany
Spain
Japan

These are all countries I've been to with fatasses everywhere and that's most of the countries I've been to. Yeah in places where they can't afford food they're a bit slimmer.

>>12351391
>Japan
>fatasses everywhere
look me in the eyes and tell me youre lying

>>12351400
I took a trip to ol' Nihon a few months ago and I gotta say , they're getting rather plump over there

>>12351303
nah its an hour total usually a 15 min break 30 min lunch then another 15 min break unpaid. i always hated the jobs i worked like that dunno if its legally required though because 2/3 of the jobs ive had dont have any set breaks you just take a few minutes whenever you have time.

>>12351335
>canola oil, corn syrup, soy protein are the top 3 ingredients
>30 dollars for 30 shit sized bars

>>12351320
Oh, well, in that case I'll give them a try. I thought they were made of soy.

Has anyone that isn't a Commiefornia soyboy every bought any of these products?

>>12351676
This is shit.

>>12351874
I got a pack of ten sent to me for "review" and they're not particularly good. The regular flavor tastes a bit like sweetened pancake batter without the vanilla, the consistency is just thick enough to not really be chuggable meaning you have to slowly drink this slop throughout a half hour/hour defeating the entire purpose of it being a meal replacement since you have to lug it around with you.
These bars I assume are meant to be the counter to that, less difficult to carry around, but you still have to carry them around with you. It's not replacing meals, it's replacing other snacks i'd bring with me. If I get the bars i'll try them but no way in hell would I ever spend my own money on it.

>>12351229
>SOYLENT SQUARES
never has there been a more appropriately named food product substitute.
>>12352200
>pic related
>>12351874
no

At a $1 price point for me, it’s the McChicken

I dont get why people don't bake their own protein/fiber bars etc...that shit is jew tier expensive, at least liquid soylent is reasonably priced for what it's marketed for (I think?)

>>12352340
>black babies
>chocolate brownie flavor

Well memed my friend.

>>12352437
it did say brownie, i didnt have a choice

>>12352340
>brown soylent
>white dude
>brown babus

>>12352432
It's not. Nearly $3.50 per bottle, and considering you need like 5 or 6 bottles to get a full day's nutrients you're spending nearly $20 a day just to not be starving. These bars are even worse they're literally just candy bars.

>>12351676
This is absolute shit for the calories.

>>12351229
>Each bar is $1

So, 1 dollar - 100 kcal

McD Cheeseburger: 1 dollar, 300 kcal. Just as portable and handy, protein, carbs, fat.

So why exactly not getting a cheeseburger?

OP:
>beard
>Glasses
>Bald spot
>Soylent
R*ddit

>>12351229
>100 calories of soybeans
>MEAL REPLACEMENT
the absolute state of vegans

>>12351229
25g ? 100 cal? how can this be called a meal. why would i waste 1$ for such a shit?

>>12352484
I thought it was marketed as a food replacement for people who wanted a quick meal/not eat out at work desu. 3.50 is a lot for what it is, but I suppose it's cheaper than whatever my coworkers are spending on panera/chipotle etc...like every god damn day.

>>12352552
4chin is reddit now. chantards are soyboys

>>12352785
It's not a meal replacement unless you drink two of them, they're not filling at all even then, anyway.

>>12351297
Not true. Stop acting pathetic and having a little pissing contest about how hard your life is. Nothing about 100 calories is going to "replace" your lunch.

If you only get a fifteen minute break then you aren't working long enough to need a lunch.

>>12351297
So this is america