/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12349394
Because they are outdated.

>>12349394
Because they were every bit as annoying as Barney characters and there were too goddamned many of them before it was over.

If it had just been him and the Burgler or something, sure, but discount muppets don't hold up forever.

>>12349394
Why keep them around?

>>12349394
Real reason is because they decided to switch their focus away from children because it was seen as predatory and they didn't want to be associated with childhood obesity anymore.

Same reason they focused on "chef crafted" burgers for so long, they were trying to appeal to an older audience.

They're racist. Racism is bad you white shit.

all these bitches who be hatin never experienced the joy and wonder that mcdonaldland brought. it was a magical time to be a kid. back when the u.s. was still 90% white everything was great.

fuck the haters!
you have to go back!

>>12349394
The hamburgerler was a parody of minorities who thieve constantly, but he was characterized as a white man as to not raise suspension. This was a tactic employed specifically to target blacks and demoralize them by teaching them that they are morally bankrupt. This was done to keep their spirits down so that they would be unable to work hard and improve their social standings for their children. It's also why ((((they)))) taught blacks to abandon their women and children for sex. Anyway it was successful because McDonald's was cheap, cheap enough for negros to afford to eat which in turn fattened them up, especially the women which helped their efforts to make them into sex crazed idiots. After a while the white communities became upset with the portrayal of a white man being a thief so McDonald's assessed the progress they made with worsening the blacks relations with each other and the rest of society and they decided that it was a fair trade to make.

Mckicky d's

I had two of their VHS cartoon movies from the 90s or early 2000s

>>12349516
Those were based

>>12349515
that's not racism
mcdonalds was simply behind the times on trying to destroy the black family by eliminating the father figure.

they were killed during a coup d'etat in MdDonaldland

>>12349394
Frankly, I'm more bummed out that all the restaurants in my area had their themed interiors replaced with hipster dogshit.

>>12349501
>when u woke af bruh

>>12349516
I had the one where they went camping

>>12349394
I vaguely remember there was a split in the McDonalds franchises and that some restaurants became Mayor McCheese restaurants, there were as least two in my area that got rid of the Golden Arches and were strictly Mayor McCheese franchises. Then there was some sort of reconciliation but all the McDonalds characters other than Ronald McDonald totally disappeared around 2003 after the reconciliation

>>12349398
lol @ McDs claiming to own the trademark for "Professor"

everything needs to be sterile and minimalistic. colors take too much time

I've always wanted to fuck Grimace

>>12349497
>thank you daddy big corporation for making my childhood meaningful, please give me another load of special sauce in the mouth

>>12349516
I remember having a halloween themed audio cassette tape. I think it was orange or purple.

>>12349394
Do you really want this fucking pervert around your children?

I miss the little nugget niggas desu

the best fast food mascot

>>12349394

they quit working for McDonald's and started their own band

Was Hamburglar a child?

>>12349579
>>12349816
The freemasion checked tiles

>>12349515
The no tipping is a huge selling point

>>12349554
Baby daddy, he can't even pull out of a drive way

>>12349816
>>12349873
They won't be able to bring back Moonman without controversy because of the race war memes

>>12349394
Because Jews were jealous of their popularity and sued them out of existence.

>>12349776
>would you eat me?
>id eat me.

>>12349394
Because Ronald isn’t LBGBTQXYZ enough.

>Hello Good morning Ma'am/Sir, Welcome to JOLLIBEE. May I take your order?

My childhood :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx5MY3QvM5Q

>>12350168
I’d put a siopao in her oven

>>12349497
>fuck the haters!
>you have to go back!
Fuck off back to myspace

>>12349917
I still don't get how autistic you have to be to link an obscure mascot to racism.

>>12349394
They brought back the Hamburgler as a real guy, I always thought he was a great concept, kinda like a Noid type character who tries to steal the hamburgers. I don't know why they didn't go with that, they could have made the commercials funny and weird like the BK King commercials. The other characters are too weird for our current reality, including the clown, they all gotta go.

>>12349516
Fuck I remember those. That was some serious brain washing.

>>12349782
Fuck yes I loved the nugget toys. I still have them at my house.

>>12349917
>he thinks they're just memes

>>12349579
All mcdonald make same

>>12349497
They had playgrounds that a lot of kids loved, but every time some dip shit got hurt, (((someone))) was there to help make sure that $0R+ of thing never happened again.

Childhood obesity happened as a consequence of removing playgrounds, video games, eliminating recess, and the finders cult scaring enough parents away from letting their kids play outside. McDonald’s was no more predatory than anyone else and legitimately wanted families to come to their restaurants.

>>12349501

>>12349883
I can see the appeal to this. The sad thing is that due to the welfare state, the father no longer has a reason to be there.

>>12349776
Lol I’m dying over here.

>>12351224
You should not be able to sue when someone damages themselves on reasonably safe equipment. Some things cannot be foreseen, and you should not be purchasing goods or services if you are not willing to take act of god risks, or are a dipshit.

>>12351239
That gif always gets me. Any story behind it?

>>12349776
MY NEW FETISH!

>>12350052
Pretty sure Maurice's lady is underaged.

>>12351243
Reverse image searching just gets me far enough to tell me it was crazy popular for a while, crazy enough for someone to make a webcomic that's pretty dark about it. I'd post it, but each panel is a fucking .png for some reason.
https://katswenski.com/comics/behind-the-gifs/web-of-lies

>>12350921
I'd watch a gritty noir origin story of Hamburglar.

>>12351227
I'm sorry but selfies aren't allowed on /ck/
>>>/soc/

>>12351274
I'd rather have one about Moonman which chronicles his humble beginnings as a hamburger salesman in a minority neighbourhood to his ascent to leader of the 4th Reich.

>>12350921
>Hamburgler
The original Hamburgler was considered antisemitic.

>>12351298
Because he didn't pay for anything?

>>12349406
>>12349394
>>12349422
>>12349458
>>12349868
>>12349943
>>12350244
>>12351243

McDonalds is in on the Globalist Depopulation Agenda by Killing beloved mascots that symbolically represent the economic demands of children, McDonald's castrates their consumers by removing these icons and replacing them with the dull infertile ambiance of multiracial low wage slavery and its no frills expectations, quite ghastly to contemporary society -

Hail Hitler !

Hail Hitler !

Hail Hitler !

>>12349394
Kids don't go to McDonalds. Adults on their breaks or on their way home do. There are almost no McDonalds with those play areas left either. Or ones with the red, white and yellow exteriors either, they now all pretend to be fancy and were turned into square gray buildings.

>>12349727
No you know what this is about what Adolf Hitler and the Nazis fought for, their version and interpretation of the world based on supernatural mythology portraying the true unlimited potential of humanity, against the sterile and overly materialistic and scientific interpretation of society by the Illuminati.

Once again "the Jew" wins out against any portrayal of a world and society out of their control and entirely in the realm of the supernatural raw and awesome potential of the human being, but oh no goy, we can't allow that to happen, so lets nuke Mcdonaldsland and kill off your childhood memories

Adolf Hitler will rise again

>>12351265
Damn that was good!

>>12351372
1488 all the way.

>>12351288
>that post
>those dubs

>>12351410
Is M Bison actually Hitler? I always had suspicions.

grimace is a pedophile. the hamburglar murdered 3 during a raid, and Ronald runs a child trafficking ring.

>>12349501
based danganposter

Eat 'em

>>12349907

>>12349398
>>12349394
they'd probably make a half-decent wrassling roaster. The gimmicks are down already

>>12351128
What?

>>12351923
I get it, it's hurts so good

hamburgler killed trillions

>>12349394
Parents groups complained about comical mascots pushing junk food on kids.

>>12353791
now they're pushing homo shit on their kids instead

And .... some yoga pants for My daughter

>>12353809
Just as long as it is a rainbow colored male with a set of chaps and covered in glitter telling Little Jimmy to taste his hot dog instead of a felt mascot, it's all ok.

>>12353831
>I took a creepy photo of a teen girl's ass
>better put a caption on it so people think I was just making fun of her hat

>>12349394
They are still on the bibs, just saw some the other day.

>>12350052
Looks like Maurice is sipping on some purple drank.

>>12353916
Oh yeah, lol he's gettin down

>>12349394
The government noticed you liked them and wants you to be sad.

>>12353916

>>12350266
>her

>>12349398
the fry girl is cute there i said it

How the fuck does a thread about McDonald start being about racism?

>>12353848
its creepy because shes dressing like a fucking whore

>>12349394
as a kid i hated these things.
there where 2 kinds of balloons one with mc donalds on 2 sides and the other had one of those figures on one side, i never took the ones with figures. i searched the whole balloon stand till i found one without. if there wasnt any, i didnt took one, even if i really wanted one.

>>12354064
you must be new

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>>12351260
It was a different time. A better time, where niggers were fighting the government rather than lapping out of its hand. A time before feminists latched on to the throat of the American people and never let go.

>>12349394
Potheads got mad their children show got ripped off

>>12350948
Fucking hell, I had that vampire.

>>12349394
i would always mixed these fuckers up with the crew at chuckecheese. look too similar

>>12354477
i punched a chuck e cheese when i was little.
dude got all up my face so i blasted him right in the stomach. didnt even get in trouble. some times life is ok.

>>12354472
Nice! I have the vamp, witch, ghost, and punkin. I know I got most of the newer set that came out a few years after.

>>12349899
Typical black family 17 kids and no momma in sight.

>>12350884
Great show

They were menaces to society and needed to be made an example of for the greater good