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this is uncomfortable

>>12347959
The shape of her head disgusts even the bugs.

>>12347975
Does she sharpen her chin?

>>12347975
Does it bother you even more to know that she is most likely hiding her freakishly round head behind her hair?

>>12347959

What are those centipedes even being dunked in that they'd react like that to them?

>>12348049
Boiling vinegre

>>12347959
Do asians really do this?

>>12348100
Chinks don't actually have souls and therefore don't have empathy.

>>12348030

>>12347959

>>12347959
You could use her chin to mine coal

>>12348049

looks like wine. I guess it kills parasites like lungworm larvae.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/30/health/centipedes-parasites-china.html

It's oil in the wine glass, you fucking retards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsjYbbzuyig

Kill all chinks

>>12348325
God I hate parasites.
Scientists claim that parasites play an important role in the animal kingdom and it would be disastrous if they would all disappear.
Given the chance, I'd still nuke them all. It's a chance I'm willing to take.

>>12347959

you wish you were that girl?

>>12348360
no you idiot, he wishes we was the caterpillar

I wish I was the cup

>>12347959
>cannibalism is now allowed on blue boards

>>12347959
>>12348124
wait, you guys realise these are filters, right?

>>12348124
head like a fucking orange

>>12347959
Do Americans really do this?

>>12348859
fuck ya we do, if you can't hang then you can't slang, bitch

>>12348441
underrated

>>12348049
>>12348059
>>12348325
Look at these newfags who don't even know about the wine glass centipede deep frying chink chick webm

chinks are bugs and no one can convince me otherwise

>>12348049
It's hot oil inside a wineglass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsjYbbzuyig

>>12348124
I actually find their moon-like faces quite attractive. Is my yellow fever terminal at this point?

>>12348320
You could use your humour to get upvotes :)

>>12348124
they're all cute except for the 2nd one

>>12348124
Second one literally made my spit out my drink.

>>12348016
putty. koreans use putty on their chin, nose and cheeks to change their face shape

>>12350823
That seems extreme as shit. Do they hate the shape of their face that much?

>>12348124
fucking pie face chinks

>>12347959
Immortality Severed

>>12348435
>caterpillar
America.

>>12348441
topkek

>>12347959
ISIS asian units
fellow infidel execution .webm

>>12349430
>>12349707
>hot oil in a stemmed glass in the middle of the table
What could possibly go wrong?

>>12347959
You can get brain eating parasites from eating live centipedes

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/31/family-hospitalised-deadly-parasitic-infection-eating-raw-centipedes-7781737/

>>12350823
she's chinese, idiot

>>12348107
Who the fuck cares about some shitty bugs lmao. You kill more every time you go outside

>>12347959
Nice wish this was available in my country!

>>12353202
Just go outside, catch some bugs and dunk them in hot oil.

What does it actually taste like though?

>>12348856
Based karl. Onto monkey news!

>>12350823
>>12350867
My scond cousin who had been living in south Korea for the last decade working as an exporter came back to the States do a big family reunion at the family cottage. He brought his half Korean daughter who spoke perfect English but had never been to the States before. We're all drinking and having a good time on the lake with the boats and jet skis and she's panicking for the first few days that her grandmother would beat her when she got back for getting tanned. She told us she had to use an umbrella on sunny days back home to keep her skin pale because that was the norm there. It was really kinda bizarre. Eventually she said fuck it wanted to get nice and tanned like the Americans while she was here. Good girl.

>>12347962
Why?

>>12347959
>Insects eating insects

What else is new?

>>12353549
Yeah, Asians have a weird fetish for osteoporosis.

>>12347959
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>12350823
>putty
In this case, it's most likely a chinese equivalent to a snapchat filter but it gives you a pointy chin.

>>12353695
What? Niggers are just Asians in disguise?

>>12353803
Make Africa China Again

>>12349707
Yeah, that's Mandarin Chinese. Really thick accent though, not sure from where. Maybe Shanghai?

I live in China and I've never seen anyone do that but there are random things going on all over the place that only a handful of people would ever do. It's not like it's a national trend or anything.

>>12356326
>Shanghai
>Thinking that 东北大妈 from Hickville, Nowhere soliciting viewer donations can even afford to set foot in Shanghai
Gwailo u dumb

>>12348100
Think of it like Heart Attack Grill.
It's a shop that does something for shock value and then the rest of the world goes "wow, those subhuman X really do this?"

>>12356397
rude

It sounds thick enough to be Shanghai. Not enough erhua to be dongbei I think. I could be wrong but usually I expect to hear erhua up there.

>>12353695
This really has me thinking about all that ts porn I've watched.

>>12356414
No it doesn't dumb gwailo, you're extra dumb for naming Shanghai instead of a general region because no-one in educated first-tier cities speaks Mandarin that badly. Not to mention it's clearly a Northern accent. Also more free knowledge: 东北大妈 is a type of person not just someone from the Northeast.

>>12348124
2rd one looks like from t Thomas and friends

>>12353549
tanned skin looks like shit.
only naturally dark skin looks good dark.

>>12356597
based

>>12356326
>>12356397
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>>12356636
based

what the shit is wrong with asians

>>12356597
Did he lose his job when Twitter uses saw that?

>>12356609
People who avoid the sun completely look sickly. People with some degree of natural tanning look healthy. You're probably thinking of fake tans, which do indeed look stupid.

>>12353549
every shop in Asia that sells cosmetics has a wall dedicated to skin whitening products

>>12350823
Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend

>>12357263
ya she told me how it's a huge thing but that they also envy what she called "California tanned girls". that kind of no cares party in the sun lifestyle that they can never have but secretly want.

>>12350058
I could use your ass as a pocket pussy

>>12356597
Based Joe Rogan

>>12356597
She looks like an actual Asian instead of a Westernised SJW cunt, so she probably has a sense of humour.

>>12356636
People who post this apparently believe that a few keywords in a post will get a Chinaman who sees it kicked off the Internet.
And at the same time they think that Chinaman had access to 4chan(nel) to begin with.

You're a fucking retard, mate.

>>12358383
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>>12358366
This, I worked with a bunch of fresh off the boat Chinese one summer and I can confirm they're kind of lads deep down.

>>12356326
>I live in China
1. how are you able to access this site? i thought everything was blocked

2. do you ever have problems with people cutting in front of you in line? i heard they dont give a shit

>>12356326
>>12356636
>>12358383

looks like he got himself blacklisted now.

>>12356597

>>12347959
Eats like a pig, hard pass.

>>12353176
If it was only bugs it would be one thing

why are gooks so insensitive towards animals? just kill it first god damn. I've seen webms of these motherfuckers pushing and holding live dogs down in frying oil while they suffer for minutes. Two nukes weren't enough.

>>12353549
Why are koreans so obsessed with aesthetics? I can get occasionally using solutions to keep skin smooth and styling your hair in a presentable fashion, but why the surgery and the heavy cosmetics regime?

>>12356636
Imagine being this retarded. Do you actually think it works?

>>12359009
It's just a bug, dude.
That goes for the thing being dipped the glass as well.

>>12347959
Im surprised other cultures do this because I thought it was just something retarded old dudes did here back in the day.

t. Caribbean, grew up seeing old bottles of Hammond/Moonshine with centipedes and peanuts in it.

>>12359052
if they're smiling and laughing while frying a bug alive, they're smirking as they rip the skin off of a fox while it's still alive.

>>12347959
>insect people eating insects

is cannibalism allowed on /ck/?

>>12356636
super based and extra redpilled

>>12359052
>It's just a bug, dude.

INSECT LIVES MATTER!!!!

Bugs >>>>> Niggers

>>12359009
>shitting on gooks
>2 nukes weren't enough
fucking freedumb education right here folks

>>12359216
>>12359368
Two retards didn't get the joke

>>12348124
Second one made me cry with laughter

>>12348124
that's no moon...

>>12355832
>Timothy DeLaGhetto

>>12358366
Nah, she goes "das racist, I love german people" and they fuck off. She doesn't chimpout but she doesn't like it either. God I wish I was White.

>>12359602
ESL detected, stay mad 3rd worlder rent free

>>12348124
WHAT THE FUCK??

>>12347959
her face looks like a dreidel

>>12359681
>>12358366
In another one of her videos she talks about wanting a German bf, even after that incident. Asian boys btfo by big racist white cock.

>>12356597
the attack of the boomers

>>12348100
Asians are just a step above niggers in the animal kingdom and 5 steps below white people

>>12359754
>White people get away with everything
It's not why I want to be white but damn if it isn't a perk./

>>12359754
Geez, maybe it is because she doesn't make stupid generalizations.

>>12359009
>can't tell the difference between China and Japan
>muh doggoe pupper good boyos and other canine worship from Reddit
Really frightening how degraded and degenerate the muttoid brain is

>>12359907
Except with regard to IQ of course, a fact conveniently glossed over by the fash, lol!

>>12359009
>shocked that people who don't have a high opinion of the lives of humans don't have a high opinion of the lives of animals

>>12356636
take that to /pol/ please, this is a cooking board, best of luck

>>12350823
they don't need to go through the hassle of make up, they just use filters, it's scary how prevalent that shit is.

https://youtu.be/kcA1nebGzgg

>>12347959
This is my favorite harlem shake video

>>12360427
I just like gook better than chink and I save zipper head exclusively for the Vietnamese. I'd actually be more upset if I saw chonker kittos being boiled alive :--((((

>>12348847

>>12359040
>>12357285
>>12353690
>>12353549
Southeast Asia, East Asia & India don't like their respective dark-skinned minorities

Damn

>>12348357
oh vey that's antisemitic goyim

>>12353176
>it takes hours to really explain why any creature able to react to painful stimuli should be treated more carefully, including insects incapable of nocioception
>tfw in order to stop at least some of the needless cruelty you'd have to explain this to the vast majority of mankind right now since "lmao it's just X" is considered sound logic
>over a decade of debating and I've made no progress since there'll always be another "lmao it's just a bug/spider/crab/etc" post
I feel like I'm drowning too, centipede...

>>12352293
God damn these fucking things are just a never ending fuck you to all other living creatures.
(they hurt anons; worse pain than a bullet or giving birth by all accounts - at least the tropical ones are)

>>12348049
Gamer girl pee

>>12353549
>encourages a little girl to damage her skin and praises her for it

>>12358762

Not that guy but I've been to china with work for three weeks.

1) You can use a VPN for the internet.

2) Line jumping is a big problem, even in places like airports. Chinese are mostly subhuman. What upset me more is the spitting. They spit everywhere. In the train stations they have buckets in the seating areas so people can spit in them rather than on the floor. Awful people.

>>12361691
is this post ironic? i unironically can't tell because it looks so obvious to me.
you can see the filter suddenly appearing at 0:05 in >>12347959 when her chin becomes visible again
and in >>12348124 you can see the first girl's head shape when she turns her head sideways at 0:03
these are filters

>>12364964
>spitting
why do they spit? is it some cultural superstition?

>if you spit, the demons wont enter your soul

>>12347959
cannibalism thread?

>>12358366
oh yeah, haha! just the man's wicked sense of humor at work there!

>>12356597
asains are so racist they arent offended in the least

>>12356528
>This really has me thinking about all that ts porn I've watched.
Loser

>>12349350
Go back 'Jonny obvious humor".

>>12365676
can she not chew with her mouth closed?

>>12365630
this technology hasn't made it to the west yet stop trying man they don't have the capacity to understand

>>12366000
>asains are so racist they arent offended in the least

Only white people can be racist. That's what I learned form your 'merican dumbfuck niggers.

>>12356576
shoo chink, shoo shoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>>12352266
It's china, nobody cares.

>>12366000
Nah she's butthurt but she knows crying like an american sjw won't help her.

>>12361708
Neither does the rest of the world.

>>12363884
It's okay anon. As long as you're sure of your own philosophy, that's all that matters.

>>12356636
Based. Keep up the good work.
Gotta keep those bugs off of here.

>>12356584
second looks like thomas from thomas the tank engine

>>12348124

>>12359040
I think they have a strong desire to be westernized and therefor above the rest of Asia but they only get to see the America that’s filtered through the lens of commercial marketing and reality television and so they end up amplifying the worst aspects of american culture.

>>12352266
Crocodile attack?