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one bucket of Chickenjoy
a pan of Spaghetti
two cups of gravy

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>12346251
These new jollibees posts reek of psyop shill

>>12346251
I'll have five sides of steamed rice, a buttered corn and a water. No ice.

>>12346251
halo-halo, 2 mango-peach pie, and 2 burger steaks, all gravy no potato

>>12346251
>>Hello Good morning Ma'am/Sir,

>>12346251
Your servings are asian small just like your ethnicity's penises. Bring me the party menu so I may enjoy a meal fitting of an American like myself.

>>12346251
I’ve been to the one near my work
>Jolly Afternoon!
Oh god do they actually have you say that?

>>12346251
Good morning. I'll have a 2-pc. spicy Chickenjoy with 1 rice and soda and one Peach Mango Pie. Salamat po.

Is palabok fiesta spicy?

>>12346251
fuck jollibee, fuck the flips, and fuck you OP.

>>12346771
I am your God.
Would you like your 3 pcs. Chickenjoy to be spicy or original, Ma'am/Sir?

>>12346771
lol mcdonalds shill

>>12346795
...spicy. and it is xir you jungle monkey.

>tfw these posts are really wasted on me
Not even a jollibee anywhere near me
Never heard of it until this board

>>12346508
Here you go sir. Maraming salamat!
>>12346830
Where are you, anon?

was Jollibee's social media team gonna like, leave the board anytime soon? cause >>12346830 yeah I've never even seen one

are they not in CA? or are they just obnoxiously rare here like Sonic or ChickfilA?

>>12346856

>nothing north of Sacramento

yep just like all rare chains. between Sacramento and Portland is the fast food badlands, and I live in em.

is it really necessary to have a cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato as a separate item?

>>12346251
wtf even is Jollibee? Never heard of it in my life.

>Hello Good morning Ma'am/Sir, Welcome to JOLLIBEE. May I take your order?

>>12346251
Ill take a big Mac a fillet of fish and a large fries

>>12346891
*pagkauhaw sa Tagalog*

>>12346891
The secret ingredient in the gravy is her spit.

>>12346251
I’ll take 1 peach and mango pie because everything else looks absolutely revolting and/or overpriced.

>>12346830
They can do home delivery even in war-torn areas. The fuck kind of an asswards country do you live in?

>>12346251
I think I figured out what makes this so uncanny. American fast food restaurants use wax and plastic representations to take photos of their menu items which doesn't appear to be something JB does.

>No tendies; only bone-in chicken

PASS

>>12346851
will you ever come to australia jollibee marketing dept?

>>12347127
We should be catering to our Filipino expats and Australian locals there by 2020.

>>12347184
Blacktown should have been your first international experiment if you had any brains.

>>12347127
We're still in the planning stages for Australia and Japan.

Crossboarder here, can someone please explain this meme

>>12347308
it's not a meme it's truly CRISPYLICIOUS & JUICYLICIOUS chick'n

>>12346276
It's just a meme you moron. The more you faggots complain, the more we'll keep posting.

>>12347308
someone posted about an uncommon Filipino fast food restaurant. Thread got lots of replies so it was posted again. Then people started sperging out over paid shills which increased the hilarity of the threads. So people started purposefully posting it too much to piss off paranoid content cops.

ya uh can i get uh directions to the nearest in and out

>>12347339
thank you

>>12346276
there's literally nothing to be gained ny mass shilling a fucking filipino fast food chain on a western website. it's just people looking to piss you off.

>>12346878
The real question is why lettuce + tomato adds $0.66 (60% of the cost of the cheeseburger itself) to the price. Bad value.