/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Water. :)

>>12342172
Water because I have to work tomorrow. I had three bottles of Two Hearted Ale last night though.

>>12342172
Ten light beers and then a few swigs of warm vodka.

>>12342181
>10 light beers
why? if you have the vodka, why not just drink that? are you fat?

>>12342189
Why not kill yourself

Start with a beer or two and end up making a mojito.

>>12342192
>t. alcoholic fatass

>>12342189
Vodka has fewer calories than light beer. That was a weird assertion.
I drink the light beers to get drunk slowly, then slam the vodka to pass out. I also do not have a full bottle of vodka.

>>12342172
Whatever is still left after I get done drinking this afternoon.

>>12342172
>Maker’s Mark

How is that stuff? I don’t have it in my area to my knowledge. Is it one of those whiskeys that you can drink neat comfortably, or is it it one of those whiskeys that you need a chaser?

>>12342172
Do you have a gunt?

>>12342172
I have come across very hard times involving family matters so I’m not trying to drink/smoke so I can avoid forming an addiction.

>>12342172
Just bought one of these and will be enjoying a glass or two after dinner.
Got a bottle as a gift about a year ago from an American friend who knew I like whisky that I finished before realising it is pretty difficult to find in the UK.
By far the best rye I've ever tried although the range is pretty limited here.

>>12342926
Im a huge idiot

Knob Creek Bourbon.

I would be drinking Henry McKenna 10 year.

A nice 100 proof bourbon, typically under 30 bucks for a liter, too!

Then.

>three weeks ago
>go to ABC store
>look at Bourbon selection
>locate State Employee
>Ask about McKenna
>"Oh, it won an award last month."

Whelp! Never getting that ever again!

Because speculators and collectors will start buying it, driving up the price.

>>12342172
>tonight

Anon, when you drink as much as I do, you have to start early or you'll never get it done.

>>12342172
Chilled water from my favorite thermos.
Maybe diet ginger ale if I want to party.
No ice, it's filthy.

Few pints of Guinness at the pub I work at, then will probably finish a bottle of Glenfiddich 12 with my mate

>>12342172
I'll be drinking water because I am not a degenerate that has to numb my mind with alcohol. Did you know that 15th century Protestant elites mandated the usage HOPS in breweries after they noticed it placates the males? Did you know the average mark up on alcohol is 3000%?

>when you're half an hour from clocking in at work, you got the whiskey sweats and you finally look at a clock

>>12342973
yeah, my local spot got completely cleaned out of McKenna BiB within a week a few months ago. Which is weird because the award was like last year.

And yet, they still carry all the OF 1920 I can drink. Thank you, hypebeasts. Thank you.

>>12342178
Should pay the extra 2 bucks for the white label freindo.

>>12342172
will probably have a beer or two, nothing fancy

>>12342821
It's pretty mild, you can easily drink it neat. If anything it's a bit bland. The cask strength and the private select are pretty good though, and I've heard good things about the 46 but haven't tried it yet.

>>12343116
I bet you're real fun.

>>12342172
Carlo Rossi burgundy

>>12342175
>>12342177
These faggots drink Water and not
>WATER
tee hee

>>12343240
show some fucking respect. This specimen >>12343116 is of the Iron Pilled Warrior Caste. When the ethnic cleanse begins your very survival will depend on his approval. Shirk moral imperative at your own peril.

dissaronno amaretto and coffee liqueur with a splash of cream

>>12343303
How did your family react when you came out?

>>12343330
they don't know yet

Water and tea. Alcoholics are pitiful animals.

>>12343330
If gays have better drinks, sign me up.
I just want the bev, I don't need the posturing.

Be me last night at a D&D session. All boys but me, they drink I dont for obvious reasons. Had to escort all of them home after 2 beers each.

>>12343356
>he fell for the hydrogen jew

>>12342821
Not the person you asked, but I drink it on the rocks all the time. It's my favorite. Very easy to drink.

>visit friend
>good guy but kinda hipster/elitist
>offers me a glass of whiskey
>nah man I'm good
>insists that I take a sip
>tell him whiskey tastes like glue to me
>Oh Anon that's the cheap stuff, this is an 100$ whiskey destilled in some authentic redneck crack den
>it tastes like fucking glue
>literally no difference to some 5$ bottle
>You don't get it, it's an acquired taste

>>12342172
evan williams and aldi box wine

>>12343367
I take straight shots of gin, whiskey, and tequila too. But if I have to take shots of cum to enjoy a dissaronno, so fucking be it.

Amaretto is the shit. Same with Frangelico. I pity the man who thinks actually enjoying a drink makes you a fag
I get to enjoy a drink and it gets me plenty buzzed too, I fail to see a problem here. It's just a damn shame it's so god damn expensive

>>12343116
Did you know that we do CAD now? No one needs straightedges anymore.

t. tranny

>>12343371
>I don't for obvious reasons
Please explain for a sperg

>>12343470
Probably because he's more mature than his mates, and obviously you.

>>12343394
You should drink like the chunks do, baijiu only. Whomever consumes the most shots without being hospitalized is the manliest and bestest man.

>>12343475
Why is that obvious. Why is she still hanging out then?

>>12343229
The extra strength in alcohol kinda kills the overall flavor of Evan Williams.

>>12342958
this, 100 or 120

>>12343387
can you recommend any good glues?

>>12343367
>>12343330 here, for real though amaretto in coffee is fucking delicious and I keep forgetting that until someone mentions it.

>>12343608
I work in a bar and someone ordered a disarrono and cranberry. It smelt really nice so I made one for me at the end of my shift.
Never had dissarono before and it was great.

i'm drinking Grey Goose vodka, i think i prefer Belvedere

>>12343640

What's the mix? Just cranberry juice?

>>12342172
three hurricanes 25oz like every night

>>12343640
My friend mixes amaretto and gin and I want to smack the shit out of him for it.

Does it really go that well with cranberry juice?

>>12343640
>amaretto is delicious
I recently discovered this as well, where I grew up most bars pretty much only had a few beers or whiskey, or a cheap rum available. Some didn't even have taps, just cans and bottles.

>>12342996
How is this?
I pass over it every time i go to the store

Homemade Vodka tonight. 2 bucks a handle.

>>12344283

Not the original guy, it's hot, peppery and a bit of smoke. It bites in a good way compared to Lagavulin.

>>12342172
Black tea, then later Hamm's, then later grapefruit seltzer water, then later PBR.

>>12344329

You're going to get liquid shits.

>>12342862
im working on it.

Probably a dram of half Glendronach 15, half Laphroaig 10, then a dram of Knob Creek Smoked Maple, while watching apehoop.

nothing because i'm trying to escape skinny fat hell

>>12342172
For me, it's Talisker 10

>>12344423

So peaty for Skye.

>>12342930
Rittenhouse has no business being so damn good and so cheap too. I'd rather get this over Whistlepig anyday
>>12342958
Was surprised how easy the 100 was to drink, haven't had 120 yet
>>12343493
Is this stuff good? Have you had the single barrel rye yet?

Just a small glass of Glenlivet 12. Got an old bottle as a gift and I'm finally cracking it open tonight.

>>12344427
Elaborate? I find it more briny than peaty.

Started drinking bourbon last month. Here are my power rankings (all are the standard variations):

1. Jim Beam
2. Jack Daniel's (it's marketed as "Tennessee Whiskey", but apparently it meets all the criteria to be counted as bourbon)
3. Evan Williams Black Label
4. Four Roses

I've found that Jim Beam is surprisingly smooth and dry compared to the others, almost like a sake. That's fitting, given that its parent company is Japanese (Suntory). Plus, it's reasonably priced (I consider a $1/shot or less after tax to be reasonable, which equates to any handle $16.90 or less after tax). You probably don't want to go too cheap, though, or else it's going to be something that smells like rubbing alcohol.

>>12342930
But it's good. Even straight, but especially in Manhattans.

>>12345566
Four Roses small batch is the shit.

>>12345566
four roses is by far the best bourbon you've had so far. evan williams is, imo, a way better budget bourbon than jim.

>>12345566
mein nagger

Picked up this tonight.

>>12345656
It's practically stealing. Love when that happens.

>>12345656
Nice find. Wish my local liquor store had sales on decent bottles instead of the shitty stuff that even the bums wont buy

>>12345667
>>12345668
I grabbed a bottle for co-worker also. I haven't tried it yet is it good?

>>12345566
Jim beam isn't bad, but if its at the top of your list, you gotta try something better. Also, if you like JD, try George Dickel 12 and never look back.

>>12345676
Bulleit is a surprisingly good brand. for that price the barrel proof is going to be fantastic. they sell more of their normal stuff and rye I'm guessing, which is probably why you just stole these bottles!

>>12345566
Give Wild Turkey 101 and Old Granddad 114 a try. Both around $20, and much higher quality than the four you listed. If you like beam, you'd like OGD, it's made of the same stuff

>>12342172
Steel Reserve. Whatchu know about that? Prolly nothing.

>>12345699
id second this, these are my two favorite bourbons

>>12342172
Motherfucking hooch

Clynelish 14, also a gimlet

>>12345616
>evan williams is, imo, a way better budget bourbon
I got it on a suggestion from a previous thread. I was underwhelmed by it. The smell of the alcohol component is considerably more distinct from the others I've tried, which is a bit off-putting. Best thing about it is the price.

>>12345851

>>12345939
>knob creek 120 proof

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

>>12345996
dilute it with some water or add some rocks sweetie

>>12345939
>bourbon restoration
Heh

>>12345996
Drink it, the hell is wrong with you?

>>12345996
Drink it, you goddamn pussy. There's Scotches that are over 65% abv and they're amazing.

>>12345913
for the price i'd say its better then any of the other budget bourbons, still my go to is wild turkey 101

>>12345996
its not even harsh or sharp at all, honestly im sippin it right now and compared it the four roses small batch and the roses had more of a rubbing alcoholy sting to it then the 120 knob.

Had this recently and then grabbed a bottle this morning because it left such a great impression

>>12344455
JD Rye is smooth with a good, strong maple oak taste that's easy to sip. It's got the taste of rye whiskey but the smoothness of a regular Jack Daniel's, it's also good because the rye takes away that sweetness that a regular JD bottle has so it goes with any occasion or any meal, I think it's way better than regular Jack Daniel's. Single Barrel Rye is also good, but for the price it's not really that much better, it's more a $40 whiskey than a $60 one. If you're a big Jack Daniel's fan then I'd recommend it, but even then JD Barrel Proof is the same price and that's got great flavor (as well as being over 100 proof).

>>12346050

That's called Cask Strength.

>>12346491
65% is pretty high for cask strength unless they really want a woody dark flavor, i guess scotch is different but in bourbon land you'll find cask in the 55 to 60% range for sweeter flavors

>>12346612

corn alcohol sweet is built in.

i’ll probably finish this before the sun comes up

heroin with water

>>12343387
Alcohol elitism is pretty irritating. You should drink what you like. While there is a minimum price point where it would be hard to make good alcohol it isn't automatically the case that cheap = bad or that expensive = good.

I get shit on for sometimes taking 2 cubes of ice with a decent whisky, don't give a fuck, have always drank it with a small glass of water to taste anyway and the ice is basically a sign that I'm going to take a long ass time with this drink.

Cask strength/proof or whatever is a weird one. It depends on whatever blend the distiller decides to release as their cask strength/proof product. I don't think you can generalise as different distilleries will maturate at different strengths depending on their process.

I have learned that a good metric for determining good spirits is not how well they sell worldwide, but how well they sell in the specific area where they are made.

Example: Johnnie Walker is the best-selling scotch internationally, but within Scotland itself, the best seller is Famous Grouse.

I'm trying to find a similar ranking for the best-selling bourbon within Kentucky, but haven't had much luck with that one.

>>12346612
No it isn't. If you buy cask strength you're expected to water it down yourself. Bottled whiskies have been watered down before sale.

>>12345699
>That feel when WT101 has climbed in price recently in your area to the point that it's just as expensive pretty much everything else now

Feels bad, I can't find a 750mL for less than 35-40 lately when I used to be able to get a handle for about that price most times. Fucking Virginiastan ABC law needs to fuck off.

Just bought a bottle of four roses standard bourbon as a gift for a friend cause I saw it on a good deal. Did I do alright? I've had their small batch stuff and liked it but never tried their normal offering.

>>12342172

choccy milk with tendies

>>12347172

I fly falcons in Scotland, and every year I get every farmer who lets me fly on their land a bottle of this.

>>12347220
it has a bite to it

>>12342172
modelo negra

>>12347220
you cant go wrong with four roses my friend

>>12342207
Based faggot.

>>12342862
We call them “African-Americans” now... Bigot!

>>12342996
Based Cirrhosisbro

>>12343198
That was my 20’s

>>12346749
“We got us one of them fancy-pants ARTIST-TYPES here, Ma!...”

Lambic Beer, a goze, budvar and then Eagle Rare Bourbon. Gonna watch me some Chinese cartoons while I do it.

>>12345566
My nigga, me and ol Jimmy Beam go way back.
Had a friend in college from Kentucky who loved it so we used to always get a handle for the weekend. Haven't seen him in years now but I still think back to those days whenever I have some Jim. Good stuff.

>>12347643
>Eagle Rare Bourbon
mein negro

(this guy btw >>12346743)

>>12347172
wild turkey 101 is what you're looking for - Americas bird

>>12347206
i can get a 1.75L for $33 down south

>>12347978
That's what it used to be for me. Now it's more like $60 most times

just some bepis for me

>>12342172
Black Ice 6.1%, Axehead Malt Liquor (8 355ml cans + one tall boy), 1 and a half bottles of Royal Reserve. This will last me more than just tonight obviously but it's my stock.

Also Maker's Mark was the first alcohol I ever purchased for myself and got drunk on.

>smooth as a babies bottom
>tastes delicious
>bottle doubles as butt plug when you finish
patrician only bourbon coming through

>>12348106
>$60
fuck that bullshit! there are better thing you can drink for that price unless prices rose on everything there?

>>12348197
>tastes like a baby's bottom*
fix'd.

>>12348197
>750ml butt plug
amateur

Had anyone had this? I got it as a graduation present.

>>12348211
maker's mark pleb spotted
enjoy your glorified Jim Beam
>>12348214
pic related

>>12348203
I'm general stuff has gone up recently but not that much, which is why I haven't bought turkey in months and it bums me out a bit.

>>12348221
never heard of it but looks decent top shelf, 12 years on a bourbon is old, pleas report back

>>12348328
what your new go to?

>>12348228
i'm thinking big end first so you can use the spout as a handle to get it back out, plus that way you can still pour shots

>>12348376
how would you drink the shots if you're sitting with your ass straight in the air to keep the bourbon from pouring out? I guess you could put the cork back in but I don't trust like that

>>12348369
I've just been sampling stuff lately honestly. I drink more rye than bourbon and I normally get like knob creek or Woodford if I catch it on sale.

>>12342172
Alexander Keith's IPA.

Am on day 4 of a binge and I haven't even lost my appetite, feels real good.

>>12348601
Then just order more and fuck the police, m8

Irish breakfast tea

Surely you don't waste your money on imbibing alcohol in 2019, right anon?

>>12348420
i've been doing the same but im on the bourbon side usually WT101 or knob , but looking for a good rye is the knob creek rye any good?

I just bought 3 pints of Lagunas at the local Lebanese corner shop and a bag of doritos, and will enjoy them tonight after making myself a stirfry.

>>12348515
This guy knows what's up.

Irish breakfast tea

Surely you don't waste your money on imbibing alcohol in 2019, right anon?

>>12348626
It's not a waste if I enjoy it.

>>12348626
I do, doublepostanon. More than I'm starting to like. I like to tell myself that at least I'm not an alcoholic, yet. But really it's only a matter of time.

>>12348614
I like it better than Woodford for rye honestly. That and bulleit are usually my safe bet for grabbing rye.

>>12348614
I like Woodford bourbon more than Knob Creek but for Rye, I do actually prefer Knob Creek Rye in comparison.

The best Rye for the money i ever had is Rittenhouse. I have no idea how it's still so cheap. Its 100 proof, super spicy and just everyone you want in a Rye

>drink the night before
>not an insane amount--not blackout, but a decent amount
>vomit 5 times the next day
Why does this happen? Sometimes it doesn't, but then other times I literally can't keep anything down until mid-afternoon.

>TFW the biggest liquor company in the world right now is Kweichow Moutai, maker of the official liquor of the Chinese Communist Party.

The damn thing looks like it's packaged in a used motor oil bottle.

>>12348651
It usually depends on what you did (or didn't) eat or drink in addition to the alcohol.

>>12348667
I seriously hope that bottle is like, porcelain or something chink-appropriate, and not cheap shitty plastic. The CCP are like the modern imperial dynasty, so it'd be real embarrassing for their official liquor to be the Chinese equivalent of Victory Gin.

>>12348651
Drinking a few glasses of water starting 1-2 hours before sleep always leaves me hangover free

>>12344423
Based Talisker shill.

>>12343387
i feel you anon. alcohol almost always tastes like shit and i usually go for the cheapest stuff possible so i can fucked up and save a dollar.

the only kind of alcohol that i think is worth a damn is hefeweizen beer.

>>12348632

Had this problem before, nipped it in the bud:

Decide on
>a number of drinks a week and
>a number of drinks okay for each day of the week, separate from the week
that represents "current me agrees that'd drinking any more than this means I officially have a problem".

This number is by definition arbitrary, so pick one that makes sense for you.

Treat it as if you're always allowed to reach, but never allowed to cross, that number, unless the occasion is special, and special occasion rules are
>The special day is a unique event (holidays or "once-in-a-lifetime" stuff like funerals or weddings, not just 'Friday night going out' or whatever)
>You're aware it's a special day multiple weeks in advance and that your rules are okay to be ignored that day, and
>if you're at all unsure or even need to think about it being a special day, it's not special enough.

Write down your week and day limits, then set a phone reminder for 6 months from now to check your ok drink numbers and how you're doing. If you broke your lines, past you believes current you has a problem, and it's officially time to get help.

Never needed to get official help because I found just having a limit number I already agreed was my "I'd have a problem" line meant I kept better track of how much I was drinking, and ensured any problems I had could not get worse. Kept things in line quite nicely.

An old college friend drinks about a handle every weekend. He can't participate in social outings because he just gets shit-faced then passes out early, every time. He never finished college and instead works housing construction. At one point he had a serious girlfriend, but he lost her after too many drunken antics.

There have been numerous attempts to try to get him to stop drinking. He's been in treatment twice.

Is there any hope for this guy?

>>12348720
That's admirable, anon. There's often a fine line between responsible enjoyment and sliding into degeneracy, and maybe just keeping that fact in front of your face is helpful in itself. I'll keep it in mind for the future.

>>12348746
There's always hope anon. He just need a good friend or family member to help him through it. The biggest thing is for someone to make sure he doesn't give himself any breaks or exceptions, or else it'll snowball back to a fullblown addiction

>>12348197
>>12348228
i don’t know if they’re going to keep making these, so i grabbed a few today

>>12348221
it’s good.
i don’t know if i would buy it again at tha cost, but it’s a very nice gift

Best alcohol to get shitfaced with and not be a deadman the next day?

Come on /ck/ help me I'm currently in an all inclusive resort and it fucking sucks. Drinking is pretty much the only thing I look forward to.

>>12348891
Are you alone at the inclusive resort? What are you doing there?

>>12348891

Your liver processes EtOH at one rate. Drink all you want but you'll still suffer in the morning no matter what.

>>12348891
See >>12348690

I like it.

>>12348650
>>12348643
is it a dry rye or more of a high rye bourbon sweet rye? only thing i've had with rye is WT101 and im still new to whiskey and leaning towards the sweeter stuff but stuff like four roses is just thin tasting to me after WT101 so i want to try some more complex rye's but im not looking forward to wasting $40 on something i don't care for like i did with Monkey Shoulder scotch

>>12348975
I don't really know how to describe it but if you like wt101 I feel like you'll probably enjoy knob creek

>>12348895
>>12348897
>>12348905
I'm with my father Haha

We look like faggots we went to a adult only high class resorts because we both needed a break from work.

It's pretty much 99% couples or boomers. Didn't see a single girl that was alone.

Thanks for your answers brothers. Fuck it then what tasty drink should I try I'm pretty much a fucking noob when it comes to drink. I always order a rum and coke and basic shit like that while I see people everywhere with tasty looking drink.

>>12348720
based schizo poster that thinks of himself in the past tense, current and future tense as all separet people

>>12348802
how many butt holes do you have?

>>12349007

If you're all inclusive, try some cocktails, they're delicious

>>12348891
Go up to the bar and ask about rums. Go rum tasting and drink all night. Rum doesn't give hangovers like whiskey does, pretty sure its because of the sugar content I guess

>>12348891
try el dorado 12 rum

>>12349008
You have to, I think thinking of yourself as distinct entities here is what makes this work.

The issue I found with problem drinking is that you're an unreliable narrator and the goalposts move as your problem gets worse, because your standards for "it's not so bad" move along the way. Recording what you believe is the problem drinking line is today stakes the goalposts into the ground so if they move in the future, it's a big red flag because it's not family or someone unfamiliar with your situation, but past you (YOU!) set that line.

Example: You'd say
>"2 drinks on a random week-night would mean I have a problem"
today, but 12 months later, if you were asked, you'd say 3 was the new problem number (because you're drinking 2).

If you just stop and said
>"Hey, what did the past version of me (who isn't like the current version of me) think about this?

And remember, as if it's another entity,
>"He'd have thought future you is a fucking drunk with a problem",

and knowing that you'd agree with him if you weren't drinking as much as you were, at least for me, was enough to shake your confidence, get your shit together, pass on drinks when you need to, and fix your problem.

>>12349008
Not that anon, but I like to think of past me, present me, and future me as different concepts. It helps stay off loneliness, because it's like I have friends who visit at different times.

>>12349056
Please recommend me some I'm a complete cocktail noob.

I'm pouring some Rochefort 10 for the game of thrones finale tonight. Might make a gibson while cooking dinner beforehand.

>>12349128
depends.on what you like

if you like gin try a Last Word
bourbon, try a Manhattan. classic drink, you can’t go wrong with

>>12349019
all of them

>>12349007
Pina Colada
Daiquiri
Margarita
Long Island Iced Tea

About to crack open another.

>>12342172
for me, it's Spaten Oktoberfest

>>12342251
A man with a plan

>just got schmacked from bacardi black after a family get together
protip: its fucking ass

>>12350101
Bicardi is ass in general. I swear the black has some artificial shit in it that makes your time afterwards extra bad. Their gold rum is the only stuff I'll touch from them.

>>12350101
That's not a pro tip, I'd assume anyone who brings Bacardi to a party is either 16 years old or hates everyone there

>>12350137
worst. hangover. ever.

>>12350158
Yeah my brother bought it so I won't turn it down.
Got some pic related for my buddie's bday this week so that should be something of an improvement.

>>12350172
God damn... that brings back some awful memories of high school

>>12350198
Jager in HS?
Damn bo, me and my buds were still on fireball and busch light back then.

>>12348746
>recovering alkie reporting in.
your friend has all the symptoms to qualify as a full blown alcoholic.
out of control "antics"
lost GF due to drunk
personal freindships at risk because shitfaced/blacked out
2 times in rehab, still drunk.
nobody can "make" him sober up, he has to want it for himself.
as they say in recovery programs, he has to hit a personal bottom that makes him realize he's wrecking his life and health. until that happens, he will continue until he crashes and burns. some people have to lose everything before that happens.
AA can be a big help, for him. for friends and family, al-anon can help.
good luck and godspeed, to both of you guys.

>>12350222

back in the 80s it was Jack Daniels in new york selzer bottles.

>>12350172
Jager is the worst fucking thing I have ever consumed in my entire life. I'd rather drink dog piss.

Tried Southern Comfort for the first time.
I'm far from being picky with booze but holy shit this is absolutely awful

>>12350101
>>12350137
>>12350158
Bacardi 8 year old is much better, i can actually drink it straight without wanting to puke

Captain morgan and coke, usually my go to is like 3 captains and cokes and a Colt 45 40oz.

out of colt 45 though right now.

>>12349938

mexican piss water...absolutely disgusting..at least get some fucking modelo...

>>12345566
bump 4 roses to 1 and move the others back 1 space

>>12349938
crack it open and chug that weak POS

>>12350172
Not a bad drink, tastes like liquorice cant spell because drunk but that red candy stuff brother

>>12345566
Based retard
Tennessee whiskey IS bourbon but filtered through charcoal.
Also you have shit taste

>>12348802
I’ve never seen those bottles, is it a seasonal thing or something?

>>12348939
>HE LIKES IT

>>12350885
Nobody actually likes the taste of Ethonol, the only reason people suggest and buy expensive Ethonol is it's something easier to get down to get drunk.

>>12350899
Speak for yourself, buying expensive liquor and saying it's good doesn't mean anything. Buying cheap stuff that you know can pass as expensive is much better to do.

>>12350899
>I'm 15 years old and I have the whole world figured out: the post

absolute treasure. glad I had it smuggled in from Canada

last night at a bonfire I had a whole 75cl duvel and two hefeweizens, then a friend handed me a mixed drink in a solo cup (I barely rememer this)
now I have diarrhea

>>12350879
we’ve had them here in NH for at least a couple months now, but there was a sign next to them yesterday that said ‘get them while they last’
never seen them before, so i was wondering if they are a limited edition thing

>>12351168
I'm gonna pick this up when I'm up there next. Still trying to find anything else up there to get too

so ive been drinking each night for the past 6 months and ive had liquid shits for the past 6 months is there any way to stop this

What's /ck/'s best recipie for sangria?

>>12353545
You're just not drinking enough, anon
Trust me

Post your mains my alcoholi/ck/s. basic but always a treat to have.

>>12354059
Absolute turbo pleb

>>12354059
I still fuck with it, but it was never the same after my senior prom...

For me, though, its >>12345566, the greatest Kentucky whiskey.

>>12354059
>alcoholi/ck/s
>posts 33% zoomer middle school tier flavored liqueur

>tfw enjoy some fireball from time to time

Why can't I just enjoy my drink without some autistic faggot screeching about how bad it actually is? Everything posted ITT is at the very least decent, why do people in drink threads post like it's a console war thread on /v/? It's just a fucking drink.

>>12354256
>it's just a fucking drink
It's not though. If you'd ever had a real drink you'd understand the expression "angry drunk" and why so many people here hate you.

>>12354256
Because its low abv flavored shit for people too scared to respect real shit you probably drink carbonated high fructose corn syrup too.

>>12342172
2011 vintage

The more different bourbons I buy, the less reason I find to buy anything other than Wild turkey 101.

>>12345851
>no highlands

do you even malt, caramel, and vanilla with hints of cinnamon and flowers

>>12354256
like 50% of the people on this board are just straight /v/, /b/, /pol/ transplants. Haven't you noticed in the past 2 years or so the /pol/ spillover where people do shit like go on a rant calling you vegan if you say you don't eat a lot of meat

>>12343394

I generally just don't like sweet syrupy shit. Which is a shame because I live in rum land and rum just tastes too sweet to me

>>12342172
I’m drinking PBR like a true man

>>12354348
tl:dr
retards everywhere

>>12344283
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQD4WSfvfC4

>>12354059
could never get this shit. i just dont enjoy that artificial cinnamon flavor, it absolutely is terrible.
for me its just random cheap vodka.
UV, Seagrams, Svedka. I don't do it for the flavor, as its mostly just ehtanol-y, i just get the cheapest crud thats in glass. For some reason the plastic shit just ruins me and tastes like crud.

this is one example though i just get the regular version in handle form, which is just 40 percent but its about 14-15 bucks

>>12342172
Bout 10 cups of coffee
Bout half a bottle of water
Thought about having a glass of wine, but I still got like 5 cups of coffee sitting there :/

>>12350172
I unironically enjoy jaeger a lot

>>12354059
See >>12344423

>>12354830
I like the artificial taste, I grew up eating cinnamon jawbreakers and Fireball is basically my candy now. It's basically McDonald's tier but sometimes a Big Mac really hits the spot, but if I want to enjoy myself and get fucked up, Titos all the way baby. Where my fellow Texasfags at?

The servers at my restaurant usually bring me a glass or two of mezcal while I break down and write the orders/prep lists :’) so that was my drink tonight (and it will be my drink these next 8 nights as well. What are off days. rip)

>>12357004
This is probably one of the best cheap vodkas

Goes down pretty clear

I love mixing this shit with ginger ale

>>12357004
Titos is good but for me it's Cтoличнaя

How do I stop drinking bros, its killing me.
Can a doctor help?

>>12357133
A doctor can help a bit, both by providing medication and referring you to specialist help, but you don't want something like that on your medical record if you want to keep insurance costs down.

>>12357004
I used to like fireball and altoids but then I got smashed at a frat party and now the smell of artificial cinnamon makes me gag.

>>12357133
how many drinks per day?

>>12357082
Based, I’m having a cheeky Canada Dry and Tito’s even as I type this post, my brother

>>12357133
sure, they can prescribe anabuse.
it's expensive as fuck, so you're better off just drinking anyway.

>>12357144
I guess he passed out before he could respond.

>>12343387
>glue
You should explain yourself.

>>12357488
>that pic
>those digits

>>12343657
I once wanted to try a “higher end” vodka, so I asked a bunch of bartenders about Grey Goose, literally all of them turned and said
“NO”
Drink Belvedere.
They were right.

>>12357488

>>12357488

>>12345656
Fuck Bullet bourbon.

>>12357488

>>12346743
Eagle Rare is tasty as frig.

>>12349128
Armeretto sour on talisker or a cosmo

>>12345566
All Jim Beam posters need to be banned, rangebanned even
Jim Beam and Jack Daniel's tastes fucking awful. It tastes like lipstick mixed with alcohol. I've tasted these two many times and every single tiem I can taste lipstick, just a very strong fatty lipstick taste with some kind of artificial chemicals in there, probably for the color.
You can't possibly buy any worse alcohol anywhere legally.

What;'s the tvolume of the average whiskey glass?

>>12357716
Bombur 15 burger being boot Bettis the bass people bought bumper burger been burger biz bum ones but bung is but Vaz bit burns bout that by debuff ooh bad

>>12357736
Did yuou mean to make me laugh uncontroablly because g ood job fuyck you

>get drunk
>get hiccups
>die

just had this shit last night. taste wasnt the best but it was very smooth

My usual bevvies

Water because I'm on a fast and not a degenerate.

>>12342172
Store brand brandy

>>12357528
hell yea
i like it quite a bit
it’s not always available here so i bought 6 extra bottles to stash away

>>12345710
probably tons

>>12358312

Is that Ethiopian gin?

Planning on getting drunk as shit.

Is there a point in limiting my drink to clear stuff like vodka and tequila blanco to avoid "congeners"?

Or just go ahead and enjoy my pleb tier captain and coke?

>>12358959
Yup

>>12359235

You'll never get a straight answer on this, some people swear certain types of alcohol or mixing spirits will give them the worst hangover yet others will say they're idiots and that it's purely about the alcohol percentage. If you'd had good experiences drinking vodka in the past, I'd go with that.

>>12359241

Wild

>>12342172
not poor enough to buy 3 stars not rich enough to get a 12 stars, stuck in the seven stars limbo forever...

>>12347206
based aldi/trader joes has it for $17.99 in CA
At kroger/vons it's more like $30+ though, have definitely noticed some retailers increasing price significantly

which should i open first?
haven’t had Blanton’s for a while

>>12342177
>cant do his job with a hangover

Pussy

>>12343387
If youre not memeing youre either stupid or your tongue is fucked.

Even when I was new to whiskey the differences from bottle to bottle were pretty fucling obvious. Its not even an acquired taste thing.

Can you suggest Whisky for me to mix with pepsi? No troll I just like mixing my drinks

>>12360099
any crap will mix with Pepsi fine. rebel yell is dirt cheap and mixes fine.

>>12360143
Thanks, i usually go with soco. britbong here

>>12360145
speyburn is pretty cheap. dunno about Pepsi but it's really good with ginger ale and a dash of bitters

>>12360183
Pepsi max, if that makes it better/worse

>>12360215
any cheap rotgut will be fine

>>12360308
thanks, what do you do when drinking alone? vidya gets kinda un-interesting quickly

>>12360321
listen to music, play music, watch movies or shows, fap, make food, pet the cats, drink more, prank calls, shitpost

>>12360372
prankcall random numbers? based & boomerpilled

>>12360393
yea, or just random text messages

>>12360490
to random numbers or friends you haven't messaged in a while?

>>12360538
randoms

>>12360558
what about omegle or sites like that, connects you to randoms also for text chat

>>12360601
i haven’t been on omegle for a few years
it just seems like mostly teenaged boys looking for fapchat

>>12360624
pretending to be a grill on omelge can be fun though

>>12360635
lol, not my thing

>>12360666
okay, my dm's are open anon

>>12342172
Johnny Walker Blue Label like a chad
All other hard liqours are for virgin losers same with beer and wine

>>12360763
whats the difference? it all tastes like petrol to me anon

>>12342821
Had a bottle, hated it. Maybe the more upscale selections are better, but not going to take the chance now.
I found i like Evan Williams Black much better and it’s half the price for twice as much.

>>12360953
you took the bait and replied with your own
3/10

>>12345566
JB Bonded is better than White Label. EW Black is better still.

>>12360763
Not even better than Black Label honestly

>>12342181
got to bar
3 12 0z bottles of beer
3 heavy pours of V.O,
Come home
can of 12 oz beer
pot
half pint of Smirnoff
have to work tomorrow
talking to people
wish me luck

>>12345699
Jim Beam makes three different base spirits, that they use to make all of their american whiskey labels and varieties.
Bourbon: (JB white, Old Crow, JB Bonded, Booker’s)
High Rye Bourbon (OGD, OGD Bonded)
Rye (Old Overholt, Ri1, JB Rye, OO Bonded)

Nothing. I dont want to be an alcoholic anymore, I have too many things going for me to be ruined by an affinity for booze.

>>12345996
Anything you want.
But try sipping it first. With something that strong the flavors will be gigantic.

>>12343229
fuck yeah the white label is 6 dollars more where i live because there's only one place in town that has it

>>12348614
Actually don’t like KC Rye much. There are other eyes that are just better.

>>12361150
you’re not totally wrong, but you have a rudimentary and inaccurate understanding of that which you post

>>12350161
Cutty Sark exists, you know.

>>12350172
Actually really like Jäger. It’s great to have one after a nice dinner.

>>12361230
I do, but can’t be arsed to learn too much more. Most Beam product is unappealing to me.

>pain in the liver
>pain in the pancreas
>pale, clay colored stool
>fatigue
no more drinking for me lads, at least until i find out if i'm fucked or not. if i am fucked, might as well go out drinking.

>>12342172
unironically diet pepsi. i try not to drink on work nights, plus i'm trying to cut weight and tasty beer is wasted calories.

>>12343116
>Did you know the average mark up on alcohol is 3000%?
>3000%
Doubt. I make my own cider and beer anyway.

>>12348686
It tastes like they wrung out a pile of sharpies into a bottle so i don't think it really fucking matters what the bottle itself is made out of.

>>12348746
your friend is probably going to kill himself before he turns 35. just fyi.

>>12361808
>tastes like they wrung out a pile of sharpies into a bottle
that's how all scotch tastes to me

>>12354059
20 year old white girl detected

>>12343387
JOHNNY HITLER?!

>>12348228
We have this at work right now. Should I buy it? I bought Elijah Craig barrel strength earlier this week. It drinks way easier than its 67.7% alcohol. Lovely for sipping.

Working at a liquor store is so expensive.

>>12357488

Water, of course.

>>12362499
crummy water? why not some Pokemon creatures!

>>12359762
Blantons just tastes more interesting to me at least. I've tried Eagle Rare probably 10 times and at best, it's a decent mellow sweet bourbon that's pleasant to drink and that's it.