/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes that pizza is good. Im not a pizza man but there is something about eating cheap trashy but yet tasty slobs of fattybread that fills a void inside me. Maybe because i skipped the bachelor phase and jumped right into marriage

>>12337998
What's the turd looking black thing on right side of the plate?

>>12337998
Based and costcopilled

>>12337998
Your life sure does sound exciting, OP.

>>12337998
>unlimited refills
Do Americans really do this?

>>12338192
>confirmed for babby butthole

>>12337998
>I was not disappointed
so thats what they call a loss leader
leader as in fishing gear placed before a "hook"

>>12337998
Their hotdogs come with drinks all for 1.50 and their frozen yogurt is ice-cream enough to actually taste good.

>>12338197
Pleb.

>>12337998
Jesus Christ.

>>12338273
Uh, yeah?

>>12337998
Costkino

>>12338273
They put ice in their drinks too.

>>12341525
Costco also gives you FREE ice. It's amazing.

>>12341540
Shh. Don't let the Europeans know.

>>12338192
a flake of charred crust.

>>12338273
of course

>tfw I forgot to renew my ice license

>>12339956
hello, reddit

Pizza is my favourite variation of the tried and true "bread and cheese" formula

>>12341563
Reminds me of a high end bakery I came across in Minnesota that had rosemary, sun-dried tomatoes, and olives (real olives not california olives), focaccia bread baked with cheese.

And I just thought, why couldn't you dumb fucks just put it on top instead of baking it all throughout the dough? I kept buying it, but you dumb WOPs.

>>12337998
who here /costcokimchi/?

>>12341540
How can they afford it?

>>12339956
This. So much this.

For me it's the chicken bake

>>12341603
what the fuck is wrong with koreans, why can't they just enjoy their western food as-is?

>>12337998
How does /ck/ feel about Turkey wraps? I could easily go through 10 or more of them for a meal.

>>12341899
That’s American sushi anon what are you talking about

>>12341899
We used to make wraps like these for all levels of clientele. It's hard to say who I've done it under thanks to sharing employers. Regardless, you can use various wrappings and fillings/spreads to make thousands of combinations.

>>12338273
>Angry euro who has to pay €2 for EVERY SINGLE REFILL meanwhile we Americans get to pay $2 and enjoy unlimited refills
Freedom never tasted so good

>>12337998
It's not good pizza. It taste like sour moist cardboard. The hot dogs are not good either. They used to have decent brats, but got rid if them.

The only food I buy from CostCo is their rotisserie chicken, grabola bars (not Kirkland though) giant boxes of cereal and, 24 can bulk boxes of soft drinks.

I used to like their big premade soups like loaded baked potato and tortilla chicken, but damn that food had so many health recalls it's not worth the risk anymore. Same thing with the frozen Kung Pao chicken.

>>12343445
>we Americans
>uses € sign
Learn to larp properly.

>>12343480
>Doesn’t know iPhone keyboard has the stupid euro dollar sign on it
Stay mad faggot

>>12337998
>mandatory penis inspections at the entrance, checkout, and exit

>>12344537
what happens if I don't let them check my receipt? they say it's to make sure I got charged correctly but that sounds like bull shit

>>12343653
Charge your phone

>>12344537
Wait... they made me consent to a rectal exam. WTF

>>12344549
Legally you're within your rights not to allow them to examine your property (you paid for it, legally it's yours) w/o a search warrant, however, given our current jackboot environment you're likely to be shot for refusing and sturmdrumpfers will cheer the executioner.

>>12344537
This is why I refuse to join a club that would admit someone like me as a member.

>>12337998
costco milk is like practically free. i just got 2 gallons for 4$, its like theyre just throwing it away. it also never seems to spoil so all things considered i'm not really sure it's even milk

>>12341860
Looks like a fried section of your average Americalander intestine with tapeworms and steatorrhea spilling out of that cut.

>>12344694
They want to see if you're Chicken Bake material

>>12344805
What the fuck mang

>>12344721
>costco milk is like practically free. i just got 2 gallons for 4$,

That's around the same price that Walmart sells milk for here in flyoverville.

>>12344721
Bulkan paradise
For real though, I thought milk was cheap in the states because the dairy industry is heavily subsidized? Feel like I read somewhere that so much milk is produced in the US that the majority of it is wasted or something

>>12344823
You eat the Chicken Bake™. You keep eating, and eating, and eating. Then one day when your intestines are ripe they'll come to harvest it to make more Chicken Bake™

>>12344847
The price of milk wildly varies from year to year. Last Christmas, you could buy a gallon of milk at Walmart for 79 cents.

>>12344887
Enjoy your carcinogenic growth hormone bHT and rBGH. Another one of the coups by the megacorporations to payoff congress to block labeling of milk as containting those carcinogens. Ironically, just like for gmo's, those milk products labeled as not containing the carcinogens are btfo of unlabeled. Cosmic justice may be real after all.

>>12338273
Soda is so fucking cheap why not?

>>12338273
Sugar, flavouring, and carbonated water are not expensive; you're paying several times above cost for fountain pop. If the restaurant offers free refills, they can literally make their customers think they're getting a good deal on a product they're marking up 500%. Do Europeans not understand business?

>>12344710
>>12344549
if you did refuse, costco would also probably be legally allowed to terminate your membership as well. Whats the issue anyways, are you too autistic for such a brief second of human interaction?

>>12344847
its like corn, we use so much inedible feed corn for EVERYTHING that it costs more to grow than the price it sells for, the government subsidizes the difference

any costco employees itt? how do i make a pie that looks like that?

>>12345361
>pie
It's called a pizza, I taught europoors being retarded was a meme

>>12337998
Costco Pizza Cheese is made from Wholesale Bat Milk imported from the Philippines

You know where you heard it first

>>12345411
This. It's pizza and slices not pie and cuts.

whats the deal with americans and buying single slices of pizza
around here we buy a whole pizza, no ones gonna sell you just a slice

Is the combination pizza toppings already pre-mixed? Can I get combo pizza without mushrooms and olives?

>>12344805
I bench 3pl8s, fight me

>>12345144
Ok you caught me. I'm actually a shit posting American. These type of posts are nearly always guaranteed to get a response.

>>12345494
Who the fuck would buy a whole pizza during their lunch break, you dumb Yuropoor?

>>12345494
we're too poor to buy the whole thing. welcome to the land of the free.

>>12345494
I remember some guy posting from Europe about how when he and his friends got pizza, each person would get their own. I think American pizza is just lager on average than European pizzas. A slice from Costco like the OP likely comes from a 16-20 inch pizza and are specifically meant to be sold by the slice. A place nearby sells single slices that measure 12 inches long, so who knows how large of a pizza they came from.

>>12345496
Yes.

>>12337998

... and their pharmacy sells Plan B for like eight bucks - and you don't have to be a member to use their pharmacy.

Costco is pretty fucking tight.

>>12346359
>A place nearby sells single slices that measure 12 inches long, so who knows how large of a pizza they came from.

Based retard
12 in x 2 = 24 in, it came from a 24 in pizza

8/10, made me reply